Chapter 9: There are always accidents in the performance (1)

Although Shen Jun had always had the urge to "shove Xiao Qing into the sack and throw the earth out of the earth," he thought about it again and again, but drove to the door of the hotel depressedly the next afternoon.
Xiao Qing had already been offended by mistake at the airport that time. If he was to offend Xiao Qing again as Jesen this time, he was afraid that this girl would be impulsive and would directly stab him in the chest with a fruit knife.
Besides, the headache is still behind. Grandpa likes Xiao Qing as much as his granddaughter. Even if he is not afraid to offend Xiao Qing, he still has to worry about the feelings of elderly people with high blood pressure...
Shen Jun suddenly discovered that since Xiao Qing appeared, his calm and unwavering days have become very hot, sometimes snow-capped mountains collapsed, sometimes volcanoes erupted, and various strong stimuli always challenge his bottom line. Almost all the nerves in his brain are Tensed, it is possible that Xiao Qing's unexpected movements will break all the time with a "pop".
Shen Jun drove the car to the door of the hotel with a gloomy face. Xiao Qing waited there early. Today she changed into a pure white dress with a little wavy pattern on the skirt and a simple pattern on her head. His blue hairpin clipped a part of the bangs on the top of his head, exposing a smooth forehead. From a distance, that called pure... can pinch out water.
But for some reason, Shen Jun always felt that every time she saw her dressed as a lady, there was a sense of disillusionment of "five thunders".
One person's first impression of another person is still very important. Xiao Qing's terrifying image was deeply ingrained in his heart from the day she saw her cursing herself loudly. Even if she looks like a lady now, Shen Jun still can't accept this psychological gap.
What's more, her personality is really...very abstract.
Sure enough, as soon as the abstract Xiao Qing saw Shen Jun, she ran over with a smile, the fast one was like a rabbit. He jumped in front of Shen Junze, stepped on the brakes and stood up, and said happily, "It's great that you are here, I am afraid you will let me dove!"
"...How come." Shen Jun's face was a little stiff.
Xiao Qing hurriedly said: "Just kidding! How could you let me dove. Let's go, go to the coffee shop, we have already booked a spot."
"……Ok."
Shen Jun froze and walked over to open the car door for her. Xiao Qing quickly got into the car and fastened her seat belt. Shen Jun walked to the other side and was about to open the door and get on the car. He heard the sound of clicking the camera and taking pictures from a short distance away. There was also a few people talking in low voices
"See, isn't the man at the door Shen Junze?"
"Yes, yes, I haven't seen him since he graduated. I used to be quite famous at school, and I often saw him at those award ceremonies."
"Yeah, I really admired him back then, and I wanted to chase him back. Unfortunately, his indifferent personality refused many women who pursued him. I was afraid that I would be ashamed, so I didn’t dare to act. The crush on him was strangled in the cradle." The girl's tone sounded very resentful.
"Unexpectedly, he changed as soon as he graduated. He was hiding in the golden house outside, secretly hiding his mistress in the hotel."
"Don't say, that girl is pretty, she looks so simple, she seems to be in her early twenties, she is still a student... Hey, how come men are so mean these days."
"Yes, even such an innocent student girl can do it, he is too ruthless."
"It's so unkind, it's just a model of a beast in clothing."
"I suddenly found out that I, who had a crush on him back then, was really blind."
"Fortunately, you gave up in time, otherwise, how many green hats he will wear to you."
"..."
Shen Jun stood there and was silent for a long time, the expression on his face stiffened again and again, until finally his muscles were numb.
Listening to the fading discussion, anger rushed up from the soles of the feet, and the heart quickly turned into a balloon inflated to the extreme.
What are they talking about? Xiao Qing is his mistress raised in the hotel? Said that he was a despicable beast with such a simple female student? !
Please, are those two blind? Does Xiao Qing look like an innocent little sheep?
She is a tigress with a knife in her smile, OK!
Shen Jun couldn't help but coldly glanced at Xiao Qing who was sitting in the car with a smile.
This woman is indeed his calamity. The good reputation he has maintained for many years at school has been ruined. The few gossip girls just now are famous women with long tongues. He can imagine that the news will spread soon. The school forum...very good, he is going to be famous again.
God bless, Xiao Qing don't do anything to challenge his bottom line today, otherwise his good cultivation will really be ruined, and he really doesn't want to hire a killer to solve this woman!
Shen Jun looked very ugly when he got in the car. Xiao Qing glanced at him, and couldn't help but ask concerned: "What's wrong with you, are you uncomfortable?"
Shen Jun was silent for a while, and said in a low voice: "It's okay." Then he bit his head and started the car under Xiao Qing's worried eyes.
Hearing his tone was very depressing, as if there was great pain in his heart and he couldn't express it. Xiao Qing couldn't help worrying: "If you feel uncomfortable, take some medicine. I have a good sister who studies medicine. She once told me, don't underestimate those minor diseases. It may turn into pneumonia. If you don’t take care of your stomachache, you may have a stomach ulcer. If you don’t take care of your stomachache, you may have a perforation of your intestines." After a pause, "Where do you...
"..." Shen Jun was speechless to her, and by the way, to her sister. He has a headache, is the headache okay?
"If you don't feel well, you should go to the hospital. It won't be good to be patient with such a frown."
"..." Headache!
"Why don't I call and thank you, let's play this play another day, you go to the hospital for an emergency, let the doctor give you a bottle of hanging needles..."
"Enough, don't say it!" Shen Jun interrupted her impatiently, with a bad tone. Turning his head and trying to get angry at her, he saw Xiao Qing with a surprised and injured expression.
"I... I said the wrong thing?"
Seeing her frightened and a little dumb face, Shen Jun suddenly felt soft.
I really can't do anything with this woman! The self who was angry at her just now was really inexplicable, and even lost his usual demeanor.
"..." Shen Jun looked back straight ahead with a cold face, deliberately ignoring Xiao Qing's sad expression, and explained in a low voice, "I don't like chatting with others while driving. Let's get out of the car if I have something to say."
"Oh!" Xiao Qing's expression improved quickly, and she smiled and nodded, "I understand, you can concentrate on driving, I won't disturb you, safety is important. Distracted driving is indeed harmful to yourself."
After speaking, I really closed my mouth and didn't speak, and took the magazine and read it intently.
......So easy to cheat?
Shen Jun looked at her side face in the rearview mirror while reading the book seriously, and sometimes covered her mouth and laughed because of interesting things in the magazine. The more she looked at it, the more she felt she was so stupid...so naive...so boring...so abstract... …
Seeing that she had been smiling for self-entertainment, Shen Jun clenched the steering wheel's hands tighter, and even his blood vessels burst.
His mood is so complicated that it is indescribable. I always felt like I was tortured crazy by her. Since meeting this off-line guy, I have been sometimes depressed, sometimes irritable, sometimes guilty, sometimes regretful, most of the time I can't laugh or cry, and a small part of the time I want to cry without tears.
If Xiao Qing's big trouble is not resolved, he should go to a mental hospital in a few days.
...
After half an hour, the two finally arrived at the agreed coffee shop.
This coffee shop is next to the green grass by the park, and there is a small fountain at the door. The fine water drops spray out various beautiful shapes with the rhythm of music. The coffee shop is divided into two floors. The lobby downstairs is brightly lit, and there are many green plants next to the bar. You can even see crystal clear water drops on it. Follow the carved stairs to the second floor. The environment is more elegant than the first floor. The purple lighting adds a sense of mystery. The woven rattan chairs are very comfortable and full of style.
As soon as you enter the house, the air-conditioning air-conditioning is mixed with the fragrant coffee smell, and the beautiful piano music is heard from time to time. It is indeed the best place for couples to date.
However, walking side by side with Xiao Qing into this well-known couple cafe and being watched by the waiters' ambiguous eyes still made Shen Jun very awkward. He hadn't even touched this girl's hand, and he was misunderstood as a despicable beast. It was really the biggest injustice of the year!
Having maintained this awkwardness, she walked to the position she had set, and saw a man sitting there and turned his head and looked out the window.
He was motionless, watching the clouds in the sky calmly, like a poet full of sadness.
The corners of Shen Junze's mouth twitched. This thank you, did you learn how to play tricks in acting? Drink a coffee, does the expression need to be so "profound"?
Thanks to hearing the movement, he quickly recovered from the state of acting. When he turned his head and saw the man next to Xiao Qing, the expression on his face was like seeing a ghost in broad daylight, his mouth opened into an O shape.
Which one is this acting?
Before thanking him, Shen Jun pretended to gently pull out the chair for Xiao Qing and let Xiao Qing sit in it.
Xiao Qing was also clever, and hurriedly pretended to turn her head back and smiled at him, "Thank you."
Shen Jun was stiffened by the sweet smile. But... this fake couple's drama still has to continue. So he smiled calmly to thank you, and stretched out his hand: "Hello, this is Xiao Qing's boyfriend Jesen."
Xie Yi looked at Xiao Qing suspiciously.
Xiao Qing hurriedly said, "Why do you think I'm looking for someone to pretend to be a boyfriend to lie to you? Don't worry, Jesen is really my boyfriend. We have been together for two years and our relationship has improved."
After that, she looked at Shen Junze and blinked at him.
Shen Jun nodded deeply, "Well, we are indeed lovers."
But I couldn't help wondering in my heart. I really underestimated this Xiao Qing. She was clever when she told a lie, and her expression remained unchanged. I thought he could act, but she was also a master in this area. If it weren’t for the misunderstanding first, maybe the two of them could also compare acting skills?
The gratitude is still suspicious. It's no wonder that the man opposite told him to pretend to be Ajie's brother to lie to Xiao Qing yesterday. When he turned around, he suddenly became Xiao Qing's boyfriend. No one believed him.
Seeing that the two of them were sitting together, they looked like a husband and wife, thank you for asking: "How did you meet? One in China and the other in the United States. They were together for two years? Are you talking about spiritual love across the earth?"
Xiao Qing continued to make up: "Online dating."
Shen Jun decided to look down at the menu to maintain his calm expression.
He is just a prop, and props don't need to say much. Just listen to her make up, and see what shocking love stories her dreamy girl can make up. You can't describe him as a few thousand years old vampire like on a plane?
Hearing Xiao Qing's words, the expression of gratitude was also very subtle. In his heart, Xiao Qing has always been a confused girl. He always felt that for so many years she only had IQ but not EQ. Mentioning the topic of men with her made him feel guilty of ruining a little girl.
Unexpectedly, in a blink of an eye, this girl actually followed the fashion and played online dating?
As far as he knows, the girls who video chat on the Internet are very unrestrained. Some even turn on the camera just wearing underwear...cough cough...
Xia Yi couldn't help but glanced at Xiao Qing and struck him to death with lightning. He couldn't imagine how Xiao Qing had tossed up an online dating.
Seeing gratitude, Xiao Qing couldn't help but smile: "Why are you smiling so terribly? I'm not the kind of older young women who casually look for videos on the Internet. I met Jesen in online games. , Don’t judge us by that kind of colored thought."
Shen Jun held the menu tightly. Online games, this excuse is not bad. It is better than martial arts stories and vampire stories.
Thank you for a sigh of relief, "Oh, online games, this... is more reliable."
"Yeah. It's true." Xiao Qing said with a smile, "Do you remember Wei Nan and Qi Juan?"
"Remember. You have been inseparable since middle school."
Xiao Qing continued: "One time during the summer vacation, the three of us were all idle and bored, so we went to play an online game called'Mengli Jianghu' together. Wei Nan was playing Pharmacist, and Qi Juan was so perverted, we went to play. I'm an assassin. Well, I can't do it. I just played a difficult mage. When I chose a profession, I was confused by the mage's gorgeous clothes."
"Hmm..." I can imagine Xiao Qing's miserable situation in operating the mage, and imagine her tragedy of being chased and killed by monsters.
"Nan Nan found a husband in the game. He was totally a scumbag. He stole all the money and equipment from the Nan Nan and forced a divorce from her on his own initiative. I was not angry with Xiao Juan, so I ordered the whole server to pursue him. Kill him."
Thank you. I can imagine the spectacular scene of three women chasing and killing scumbags with big swords in their entirety, nodding their heads with complicated expressions, "The three of you... really are not easy to offend."
Xiao Qing thought for a while and continued: "Once, I was growing vegetables in the wild and I happened to ran into that bastard. When I got hot, I rushed to kill him and avenge Nan Nan..."
"As a result, you were killed by him?" said gratifyingly.
Xiao Qing nodded sadly, "I originally planned to put him down and then whip the corpse, but as a result, I haven't done anything yet... he put me down first."
"Ahem..."
Xia Yi couldn't help coughing a few times to hide his urge to laugh wildly.
The corners of Shen Junze's lips twitched, and the menu that had been turned to the bottom turned upside down. It's not easy to be a prop these days. Every word of Xiao Qing seemed to cut his nerves with a knife. Is there something inherently lacking in this girl's mind? Why did he think that her whole body was filled with an aura that made people laugh or cry.
Xiao Qing continued to say angrily: "That scum, he actually came to whip my corpse! The game is set to be resurrected on the spot after death, but only 10% of the health after the resurrection, he killed as soon as I was resurrected. I, when I resurrected, he killed me again, he actually kept squatting next to me guarding the corpse and the corpse for half an hour!"
"Ahem..." Gratitude touched his nose and asked sympathetically, "What then?"
Xiao Qing's eyes rolled, "At this moment, an assassin suddenly appeared. He put the down and stood next to me. When the was resurrected, he would kill him, then resurrect, and kill him again. I took revenge."
"That person is Jesen." Xiao Qing glanced at Jesen who was looking down the menu next to him, pretending to say sweetly, "I like his hateful and enmity character."
Shen Jun calmly guarded himself as props and continued to remain silent.
He is the assassin who guards Xiao Qing's revenge for her, and whips the man's body with a tooth for a tooth? This setting... he was very dissatisfied. If it was him, he would never rescue Xiao Qing, he would join hands with that man to whip Xiao Qing's body together.