Chapter 6:
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What Do I Want to Do with This Magnificent Beauty?
- 拉棉花糖的兔子
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- 2021-02-27 05:39:04
"I can see from your face, you think it's strange, what did this person do, like a foreign friend, did he report the wrong thing, he actually came up to dance." Qi Shejiang spoke moderately, They said what they thought, and everyone smiled.
"Well, in fact, I don't want to come up, but my mother told me to show me my talents." Qi Shejiang knew that Xia Yiwei had a good reputation, and after she said that, she would hang her off (ridicule), "My mother, Everyone knows that it is gentle and beautiful. She played in my home and never did stick education. She used her hands. "
He was very burdened. Everyone was familiar with Xia Yiwei. She also performed just now, and she burst into laughter, and there was a little coquettish posture-should Xia Yiwei himself still be in a tea house?
With Xia Yiwei making the pavement and Qi Shejiang's rhythm, the eight-point funny also became ten.
"So, I have to come up." Qi Shejiang said, "otherwise she patted her head and went out to sue me for being filial?"
The next time the audience was happy again, this time the laughter was even louder, and then they "chuckled" again.
Just now Qi Shejiang said that Xia Yiwei did n’t engage in stick education, and he hit them with his hands. Everyone laughed in the opposite direction. As a result, he flipped over the next sentence. Everyone recollected: Do you hit yourself? !!
No one can laugh without crooking. No one on the stage would think that Xia Yiwei really did.
"Slap your head and send you a disobedient filial piety" is an old paragraph from ancient times, but Qi Shejiang is also very suitable.
"This child ..." Xia Yiwei herself couldn't help crying and laughing in the box, but her heart was still a little sweet, after all, the mother and the child were not close for years, and the son was willing to use her as a baggage, and she felt a kind of intimacy.
Usually comedians come to the stage and say that the official festival is now, they must say a "pad", which is an interesting introduction to Coke, which not only regulates the atmosphere and attracts the audience ’s interest, but also understands everyone's preferences and timely adjusts the next performance.
Qi Shejiang first chanted the poems, calmed down the entire audience, and then grabbed a few bags of stones from himself and Xia Yiwei to ask for directions. It was a live play, and the crosstalk gate called this improvisation. Very test the ability to adapt to the scene.
Now, seeing the baggage ringing one by one, the audience's expression gradually relaxed, and the attention was also focused on what he said, instead of thinking about using his mobile phone to shoot his face, this slowly introduced the topic.
"... To say my mother, the typical female celebrity loves to be beautiful and does not allow unsightly things in life. So the story I will tell you next, the hero must also be beautiful."
Qi Shejiang went from Xia Yiwei to work.
"This story is not far away from us, just in Xianfeng years. There is a second-rate son named Yang Minghao in Changzhou City, who is the protagonist of the story. He has no parents and no relatives and neighbors. How much do you like it? The surname Zhao Yihu was hit by a thief, and the first one suspected him. The magistrate was also a foolish worm, sentenced a gourd to lawsuit, and put him in jail.
"Yang Haoshan has no father and mother, and he hasn't personally done anything. He was strangled to death within half a month after he entered it! This '瘐' is not stupid 'Stupid', Yang Haoshan is not in stupid death jail. He is sick. The death at the beginning. In the past, prison conditions were poor, and the jailers were not easy to get along with. Many prisoners who were not sentenced to death died after entering the hospital because of freezing, starvation, illness, and other reasons. It ’s called suffocation. You said he died unjustly? "
Qi Shejiang has a long breath, and paragraph by paragraph, the words are always clear, and the rhythm is well grasped. Although the burden is not as dense as the previous words, it has attracted people.
Listening to the two paragraphs, the audience still has a question in mind. Such a second-rate child is still jailed and sick. Where is the beautiful hero? Where is the beauty?
"After Yang Haoshan died, he went to the Min Division, of course, he called injustice. Once King Yan asked the local city, he said that Yang Haoshan should be sentenced to an innocent release. Yang Haoshan said I was dead. Is the innocent release ready to let me be a lonely ghost? Lord Yan said rest assured that I am not the same as the confused county magistrate. Your body is smelly at the grave burial post now, but do n’t be afraid, the two existing life spans are exhausted. You can borrow someone ’s body to return to yang, and then After the rest of the day, by the way, it's snowing injustice. Alternatively, you can see which one you want.
"Yang Haoshan is so happy that he can still choose! Yan said, one is to accuse his Zhao family, the grandmother's daughter-in-law, and the other is the wife of the magistrate who misjudged your magistrate. Look at what you want. ? "
The audience laughed and applauded.
This time you can understand it. No wonder it is a beautiful hero. It turns out that this guy wants to be a man and a woman, and he will be attached to a woman. For a while, people's interests were hooked up.
This single is called "Returning the Soul", and it is a second-class son Yang Haoshan who died in prison, but also the soul of the county officer's wife who misjudged him. The man borrowed the woman's body and made a funny story.
Qi Shejiang opened his mouth to shape three or five characters, each of which was lifelike. Even a male character who played a female role was described vividly by him.
The story came with baggage, the details were absurd and humorous, and the audience's heart strings were fastened, and it was said that they did not notice it for half an hour.
I haven't finished this yet, this is a single part of the middle story, divided into three times.
Today is definitely incomplete. The story went on until the county official had to share the room with his wife, and the second-rate man in his wife's skin was in a hurry, while she was picking clothes and pushing the county official: Come if you have the skills, I can't kill you today!
"Slap!" Qi Shejiang patted Wakewood, meaning it was over.
The audience who was already immersed in the story laughed loudly, realizing that it was broken here, and they were a little bit interested. The story is not over yet!
If it weren't for their own eyes, they couldn't believe it. It is said that such a beautiful young man is very quiet and eloquent.
One mouth said for more than half an hour without stopping, is this still dumb? Then they are not dumb!
With enthusiastic applause, Qi Shejiang bowed sharply and stepped down.
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Inside the box.
Liu Quanhai listened with a smile on his face. He hadn't heard the text, and it seemed that it was also the unique skill of Qi Shejiang's teacher. It is estimated that it is really an old artist who has traveled overseas, otherwise there is so much lost work.
I don't know how many "lost" passages Qi Qijiang will have. If so, even if he has no inheritance, he will have to associate with these skills, which will be of great benefit to the inheritance of cross talks.
Besides Qi Qijiang's strength, he even boasted, his skill is solid, Fan Erzheng!
The comic actors will also follow the current events to modify their baggage and introduce new ones.
Qi Shejiang, he said the mouth is completely old-fashioned, basically no popular paragraph, completely rely on their own skills to attract audience attention, control the rhythm, make people laugh.
In the same paragraph, some people say that it makes people laugh, and some people say that it only makes the audience feel embarrassed. This is their personal skill.
How to say every word and every word is seemingly casual, but it is full of skill.
The stand-up cross talk especially places great emphasis on the ability of actors to tell stories and shape characters. The story has to be funny and ridiculous, and it must be acceptable to the audience.
This time, it is to show them their solid and solid skills!
Of course, because of being old-fashioned, I can't tell the teacher for a while, but I generally feel that it is similar to some old seniors.
In fact, Liu Quanhai thinks too much. It is purely Qi Shejiang's understanding of this time and space is not deep enough. He can't play with his mobile phone. You can't post it if you make him fit the fashion.
Xia Yiwei on the one side was silent. She just laughed afterwards, immersed in the story, and then thought afterwards.
Jesse was successful, but is she really going to let Jesse go to that line?
"Ms. Xia, don't you agree with the child saying cross talk?" Liu Quanhai asked.
Xia Yiwei woke up and nodded blankly, "No, just ..."
Liu Quanhai smiled lightly. "But you think, compared with acting and singing, it doesn't look very promising. Really?"
"I don't mean it." Xia Yiwei whispered, "Mister Liu, I just hope the child is good, I don't mean to offend, but you work hard. I brought him here today, just to let him see Backstage."
"I know, poor parents in the world." Liu Quanhai sighed. "But Jesse did eat this bowl of rice, and at first glance it was already open. It was the last heir to the children's book. This is not our crosstalk. Things, but I really care. I still hope that you can give him a chance, at least let him try, no matter how bad it can be, what can I do, Amphibian. Movies, songs, comic comics, do you think? "
Xia Yiwei was amused and laughed out, "Ms. Liu said so."
In the end, she was convinced by Qi Shejiang's performance, and she was even reluctant to have children.
Liu Quanhai exchanged contact information with Qi Shejiang that night. He admired Qi Shejiang very much, and with such a guide, it was also very important for him.
The performance in the tea house today, because the actors here are pointing at ticket sales, video recording is not allowed.
After Xia Yiwei and Qi Shejiang came to power, the response was enthusiastic and could not be stopped, but some viewers took some photos and a few small videos, which also went online.
But when Qi Shejiang said solo, the scene was already quiet, and after being attracted by him, he didn't have the heart to think about sneak shots.
The audience who was present that night also complained. Qi Shejiang went to play once, but he didn't finish the story. Where did they go to find the ending, the universal Internet could not find it.
But Kongkong said so, with the reputation of Qi Shejiang before, who would dare to believe that he was fascinated by his story? You say he looks so good, it ’s more reliable to circle the audience!
It did not make waves at all.
However, this time Qi Shejiang also played Sanxian. What's the level of it? Many people don't understand Sanxian.
Looking at this situation, isn't Qi Shejiang going to be a singer next? Learn to fuck, sing with your face?
Others went to Aite Zhang Yue and asked him to taste it. After all, the earliest verses about Qi Shejiang were provided by him.
Zhang Yuezheng was bored. When he swept Weibo to see Aite, he immediately remembered Qi Shejiang himself who met at Pineapple Media.
He was very surprised at the time, and those he mocked actually took the initiative to talk.
Zhang Yue was very hesitant, and Qi Shejiang smiled sincerely at him. He smiled quite well. He shook his eyes. For a moment, he was embarrassed to maintain his cold tongue.
Who knows how easily he made up his mind to deal with Qi Shejiang, and Qi Shejiang turned him around!
Careful Zhang Yue first turned to Weibo and said, "I haven't listened yet. I look so good."
The comments were full of laughter: I knew that Zhang Yue would not let them down.
Zhang Yue hasn't heard the concert version before, so I just opened the video. According to previous experience, he can pick out a bunch of slots with his feet.
Up there was a section of Sanxian. Zhang Yue stumbled. Although he didn't understand Sanxian, the music was common, and he could be distinguished. And to the middle, Qi Shejiang also imitated Yanming with a string sound! At this level, it is much better than his piano!
Next, Qi Shejiang also sang Quyi, just that resonance, that breath ...
Zhang Yue: "?????"
No, this is not Qi Shejiang he knows!
Zhang Yue pulled the progress bar back and listened to "Why the West Chamber" again, twice, three times ... No fake bombs, no fake sings. At this scene, Xia Yiwei may be wrong, Qi Shejiang is not at all!
Damn, it's pretty good.
Qi Shejiang is poisonous. Why is there such a big difference between singing and singing? Do you have a show on this show?
Well now, isn't his Weibo very awkward!
Speaking of Weibo, Zhang Yue found a netizen "Old White Is Not White" passionately certified as a string artist of a certain province's Quyi Troupe. "The mood can't be expressed! Good chords! Or good adaptation! Chorus of chorus Strings are so skillful that they can express their feelings by voice! "
Zhang Yue: "........."
He hasn't heard the original, so he adapted it?
"Lao Zhang, have dinner." The drummer of the band probed in and urged Zhang to come and eat.
Forget it, eat first.
Zhang Yue put down his tablet and went to the living room lazily, humming the song and opening the takeaway.
The others in the band look at me, I look at you, for a while, the drummer asked with a complex look: "Did you just sing" Why West Chamber? "
Zhang Yue: "………………"
... X, Qi Shejiang really hates it!