Vol 3 Chapter 223: I can't sing


To everyone’s encouragement, Xiang Kun waved his hand and said,
I can’t sing, I can’t find the tune. If I’m in a KTV, bar or something, I can scream along the atmosphere. I can’t sing in this environment. of."
However, Chang Bin said immediately: "You can do it, you can definitely do it! In the bar before, you didn't need a soundtrack, you just sang a cappella, and now it's OK."
"Can a cappella sing the whole bar to applaud? There is something to the chef!" Xie Peng smiled: "You can just sing the song you sang in the bar."
Xiang Kun laughed and said, "I am afraid that if I follow the soundtrack but do not scroll the lyrics, I will not be able to meet. Hey, this is not right. I will cook for you, and I will sing to you after the meal? No way. Uncles, now it’s your turn to show off your talents for your little brother!"
At this time, Yang Zhener took the phone and turned the screen to Xiang Kun: "Look at the chef, knowing that you want to sing, Lao Xia has agreed to my video request. It's not easy!"
Xiang Kun looked at Yang Zhen'er's phone, and she saw Xia Libing on the phone screen.
After looking at Xiang Kun through the screen, Xia Libing raised her right hand to greet him, but she looked like she was about to wave goodbye.
Xiang Kun did not really want to sing. After all, he has no talent for singing. If he does not use "emotional assimilation", it is basically impossible to make people feel good. It completely destroys his image in everyone's mind.
The reason why he didn't simply refuse it was because he wanted to continue the warm atmosphere that he slowly created during the first meal.
Although everyone is now full of expectations for listening to him singing, all kinds of instigation, all kinds of agitation, but after a meal, he has established a cognitive model of the other nine people, especially Xie Peng, Linlin, Wang Han and Qin Ping have only met once or met for the first time. So soon he already had a plan to naturally shift everyone's expectations, let them focus on other things, and prevent them from lowering their emotions because their expectations were extinguished.
In the previous few words, Xiang Kun was following the plan he envisioned, guiding everyone through dialogue, but when he saw Yang Zhen'er connecting directly with Lao Xia via video, he suddenly changed his mind.
Xiang Kun said: "Well, let the rest of you sing first to create a good atmosphere, and I will sing again when it's almost done, otherwise, someone who is easily shy like me can't bear your attention!"
Chang Bin smiled and said: "If I said I would believe this when I was in college, who would believe it now! Will people who are easily shy go to the bar to sing? And you hadn't drank at that time!"
"Isn't the wine intoxicating everyone is drunk? I was stunned by the wine you drank." Xiang Kun replied.
"Then Nana will sing a song first. Nana sings the most stable. In terms of singing skills, it should be the best among us. Speaking of music, Mr. Yang... Third sister, didn’t you learn guitar before? I have been studying for many years, should I be able to play one or two songs? Cooperate with Nana." Xie Peng said to Tang Baona and Yang Zhen'er.
Yang Zhen'er held a mobile phone to "live broadcast" to Lao Xia, and stared at Xie Peng: "What's'Lao San Yang'? Lao Xie, you did it on purpose! If you call me wrong, I won't let you go!"
After that, Yang Zhener seemed to think of something again, and said to Tang Baona: "Nana, you sing that song, the song'Fade to Change', you have practiced the guitar for so long, it should be possible. If not Make a video for Chef Xiang. Didn’t you make self-play and self-sing audio before?"
Tang Baona said with a bit of temptation: "I'm not familiar with what I practice..."
"Familiar!" Yang Zhen'er said, went to the room and took out a guitar, holding the guitar in one hand, and still holding the cell phone that was broadcasting to Lao Xia in the other.
This guitar was actually bought by Yang Zhen'er to learn, but after buying it, he fiddled with it a few times before throwing it away. It was not until Tang Baona got interested that she fiddled with it to give it a new lease of life.
Tang Baona had actually learned it before, but she just left it when she started. Fortunately, she has a musical foundation and picked it up quickly. She has also practiced a few songs in a few months.
After Yang Zhener brought the guitar, Tang Baona was not hypocritical when everyone was looking forward to it. Anyway, she actually liked singing in front of everyone. She used to go to KTV to play together. She was often a Maiba. Everyone's jukebox.
Seeing Tang Baona getting up from the sofa to take the guitar tuning, Xiang Kun went to the dining room and moved a chair, placed it on the side of the dining room next to the TV in the living room, and said, "Nana, sit here and sing."
Tang Baona smiled at him: "Thank you, but I'm doing it for you! You quickly figure out what you are going to sing! If you dare to lie down for a while, do you see my big guitar? It hurts!"
Among the nine people's expectant eyes in the living room, Tang Baona's cheeks were slightly reddish because she was a little excited or shy after drinking, she closed her eyes and prepared for a while, then plucked the strings and sang slowly:
"When the night is gradually falling, the surroundings are completely dark..."
Xiang Kun looked at Tang Baona intently, listening to the singing, and at the same time sensing a wooden sculpture of "emotional injection".
The reason why he put the chair in that position is not only because Tang Baona sits there, singing can make it easier for people sitting on the sofa in the living room and other places to listen, but also because the bag he brought is placed there, in the bag. There is a box with a "Christmas gift" given by Xiang Kun to Tang Baona. This gift is a wood sculpture made by him in a hurry before drinking blood, and has "happy" "emotional injection". I hope that I can use this wood carving to guide Tang Baona to have some happy dreams. It is a little thanks to her for her hard work in editing the video for herself-Xiang Kun’s feedback from Little Apple knows that having such a "happy" dream is right to wake up Later emotions and states have a positive effect.
"Emotional injection" objects, if they are in direct contact with other people's limbs or are close enough, Xiang Kun can perceive the other person's emotions.
However, this wooden sculpture is now in a box, separated by a bag, and not close to the other person. If it is another person, there is a high probability that the other person will not be able to sense the emotion of the other person. But Tang Baona is different. Xiang Kun can now basically judge her emotional changes only by relying on the cognitive model she has established. In this case, she only needs to be within half a meter of the items that Xiang Kun has established "emotional injection". Within this, emotions can be sensed by Xiang Kun-a situation that has been confirmed many times before.
The reason why Xiang Kun wanted to do this was to prepare for an "emotional assimilation" experiment.
Relying on the emotional perception established by the wood carving on the side of the chair, relying on the already comprehensive cognitive model, and Tang Baona’s singing is indeed very contagious. Xiang Kun successfully immersed herself before she entered the chorus. In the same emotion as her.
"...I am like a dragonfly walking in the water, unable to find a way back..."
Under the influence of Xiang Kun's "emotional assimilation", not only him, but the other eight people in the living room were all drawn into the same emotion.
Xiang Kun seemed to see that he had become a little elf, with a pair of wings, shuttled around in the dimly lit forest, and felt like traveling alone and exploring the unknown. This sense of loneliness is not the kind of cold, helpless, aggrieved feeling, on the contrary, it is a kind of unrestrained freedom.
Everyone sees different pictures, but the perceptions brought by emotions are all the same.
After singing a song, Tang Baona was a little surprised seeing the devoted expressions of the people in the living room.
Xiang Kun was the first to get out of his emotions. He quickly observed the state of other people, looked at the expression of Xia Libing on Yang Zhener’s phone, and quickly sensed the writing brush for the lyrics given to Xia Libing. Then he applauded softly and exclaimed: "It's so good!"
"Nana, awesome!" Yang Zhen'er clenched her fist in praise, and then she couldn't help frowning: "But I don't know why, when I listen to songs, I can't help but imagine having a couple with the chef. Big wings, carrying the bow we gave him, and then looking at the scene over a forest, hunting at any time, I don’t know if I saw too much of the PS picture of the chef carrying the bow and arrows before..."
"Yes, I also feel that way. I always feel that this song is like Nana sang to Xiang Kun, as if she was singing in a castle, standing by the window, watching Xiang Kun become a big butterfly flying away. To the night sky." Tang Baoting also said with a smile.
Gao Yao shook his head and whispered: "Flying away from the castle, it should be a bat, not a butterfly."
Xie Peng also smiled and said: "Butterfly and bat? How can I tell Xiang Kun, can I still see that it is a bald head? But let alone, this song is indeed the same as the previous online chef Xiang Xiang carrying a bow and arrow through the crowd. The photo fits well. After listening to Nana sing for a while, I thought of that photo."
Not only the few of them who listened to the song, but even Tang Baona, at the beginning, her emotional bearing target was herself, but she sang and sang, just like others have said, the "protagonist" of the song, the emotional bearer, It seems to have become Xiang Kun?
Is this song really suitable for Xiang Kun?
Tang Baona couldn't help but become suspicious.
After he got out of his emotions, Xiang Kun, who kept observing the people and updating them with the cognitive model data, naturally knew their condition.
Of course it’s not that this song suits him, but in the process of "emotional assimilation", after he perceives Tang Baona’s emotions when singing, he immerses himself in the emotions and transforms this emotion into his own. After he substituted Tang Baona's emotions, this emotional bearing point naturally became himself.
In this way, the emotions that other people perceive when listening to the song are not directly from Tang Baona, but the "second-hand emotions" that Xiang Kun turned his hand at.
Not only that, after transforming Tang Baona’s emotions into her own, Xiang Kun also affected Tang Baona’s emotions in turn—her emotions in singing were always the same, but her emotion-carrying goal became Xiang Kun.
It can also be proved that whether it is the emotions of other people that are perceived through "emotional injection" objects or other means, as long as Xiang Kun can truly substituting and immersing in it, he can transform it into his own emotions. And through the transformed emotions to influence others.
After breaking away from his emotions, Xiang Kun also tried to sense the writing of the lyrics and brush strokes for the first time, to see if he could perceive Xia Libing's emotions, but unfortunately there was still no response. And through the video screen in Yang Zhen'er's hands, it was not obvious how Xia Libing was affected. It can be seen that this "emotional assimilation" does not work through real-time video, at least it is useless for Xia Libing.
After a group of people laughed a lot, they began to encourage Xiang Kun to sing again.
"Xiang Kun, sing the song you went to the bar to sing. There must be a reason for the whole bar to applaud." Tang Baoting said curiously.
Xie Peng smiled and said, "You can sing which song you want, and you can sing "A Person Like Me" that was sung by KTV last time!"
Linlin said: "Or Mao's difficult "Sorrow"?"
"Don't! Don't dissipate sorrow! Any song will do!" Yang Zhen'er immediately exclaimed, she still clearly remembered the fear of being dominated by Xiang Kun's "Dispelling Sorrow" the first time she played cards.
"Hey? If you say that, then I am about to relieve my sorrow, and I will sing to relieve my sorrow!" Xiang Kun said deliberately.
Yang Zhen'er stared at him for a while, then lowered his head and said to Xia Libing on the phone: "Sister! I can't support it later, but I just threw you down and ran away. If you can't stand it, you should pinch." If you cut off the video, cut off the video, don’t stand firm..."
Tang Baona smiled and patted her: "It's not so exaggerated!"
Xiang Kun did not sing "Sorrow" again, although he believes that if he sings now, it will definitely not be as tragic as before.
He took the initiative to discuss with Tang Baona, and picked one from the few songs she would still play.
Xiang Kun chose Wu Bai's "Meeting Again". Tang Baona's expression was a little nervous, her eyes fixed on her strings, because compared to the previous song, she had practiced this song before and was not familiar with it.
But when Xiang Kun took a banana disguised microphone and began to sing, Tang Baona no longer nervous, and laughed and strummed along with other people, because she knew that everyone would not pay attention to whether she played correctly or not. , Attention is all on Xiang Kun.
Xiang Kun didn’t sing very well. He didn’t sing "Someone Like Me" and "Big Man" before, so that everyone who heard the song was immersed in the same emotions as him-he paid attention to it. Did not let yourself into the emotions, so as to avoid "emotional assimilation" again.
But before Xiang Kun decided to sing "Meet Again", he quickly established a cognitive model for the song in his mind.
Yes, not only people and things, a sound, a picture, a memory, and a thing, as long as there are various sensory information, they can be used to build a cognitive model.
It's like when he is cooking, he can build a cognitive model for each dish-that is the model of sensory vision, the model of abstract logic, the model of data algorithm, and the combination and synthesis of various other structural models. In this model, a variety of methods can be easily derived to solve the problem in the most efficient way.
It’s like this song "Meeting Again", through the five hundred singing voices in his memory, the audio and MV of this song, and Xiang Kun’s fragmentary knowledge of music, he established an imperfect cognitive model. I immediately knew how to best interpret this song with his current voice conditions—that is, imitation.
Therefore, Xiang Kun is basically imitating the process of Wu Bai singing this song in his memory. The voice and rhythm are closely imitated, and the characteristics of the original singing voice are sung.
In the eyes of Chang Bin, Wang Han, Tang Baoting and others, the more like Xiang Kun imitated, the more joyful he felt—because the contrast between him and his usual life was greater.
Especially Yang Zhen'er, who smiled so much that the mobile phone she was holding was trembling, Xia Libing on the other side of the screen frowned, and her head couldn't help tilting to one side with the phone.
After Xiang Kun sang, Xie Peng immediately said: "Chef Xiang, you have a good level of imitation, you can go to the celebrity imitation show! The pitch feels much better than the last time I sang "People Like Me". The breath is also more stable, but it is not as good as the last time in terms of emotion. In fact, if you don’t imitate the voice of five hundred, you might sing in your own voice a lot better..."
Linlin smiled and interrupted: "Do you think you are a judge of the talent show? You are also a game painter! You may not be as good as Chef Xiang in singing!"
Xiang Kun immediately said: "I don't believe this, but I heard Nana say that Brother Xie used to sing with you at a high school party! Come on, now is your acting time!" He said , And put the banana that acts as a microphone in Xie Peng's hand.
Next, under Xiang Kun’s deliberate guidance, everyone "performed" a piece of "talent", and the atmosphere was quite enthusiastic. Everyone couldn't help but naturally no one would let him sing anymore. However, when Chang Bin was forced to be helpless ~EbookFREE.me~ he still pulled Xiang Kun up to cheer him, and talked about a cross talk by Yue Yunpeng.
Wang Han, Linlin and Xie Peng's songs are all good, and even Gao Yao can play a little Beatbox. But the most surprising thing is that Qin Ping, a classmate of Yang Zhener, played "Broad Sea and Sky" with spoons, chopsticks, bowls, and water cups. Although it was intermittent, the experience was really special.
When it was almost eleven o'clock, Xiang Kun made two new dishes, warmed up the leftovers, and let everyone eat supper again.
While chatting, Qin Ping mentioned that she has now got an offer from two companies, but she didn't know how to choose.
Naturally, Xiang Kun would not put forward any opinions on this kind of problem, and just listen to other people's analysis. After all, workplace situations in different fields are different.
However, when he heard that one of the companies offering Qin Ping's offer was "Shenxing Technology", Xiang Kun was immediately intrigued.
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