Vol 3 Chapter 259: Show
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What It’s Like Being a Vampire
- Miraculous Hamburger
- 3261 characters
- 2021-01-30 11:10:23
The Audi a8L is very quiet. Thanks to the good sound insulation of the car, the wind noise and road noise outside are basically isolated.
There was no music in the car, and no one spoke. The attention of the other three people was on "Zong Qi" on the right side of the back row.
When they just got in the car, Mr. Qi had been in a state of tension and extreme tension. Blue veins floated on his bald head, covered with cold sweat, and bloodshot eyes were somewhat dull and terrified.
Although other people are a little unclear about the situation, they can see that "General Qi" is in a wrong state.
The boss Liu Feibao, who wears gold-rimmed glasses, asked in a low voice: "Mr. Qi, shall we go directly to the hospital?"
President Qi raised his hand and told him not to speak.
After a few minutes, President Qi sighed for a long time, his back that had been stretched out finally softened, lying on the back of the back seat, his whole person seemed to be alive again.
Liu Feibao then asked in a low voice: "Mr. Qi, what's wrong with you? Or...Should we go directly to Jianzhou City and the First Hospital?"
President Qi shook his head and said: "It's okay, find a place to drink tea, sober up, and rest."
Liu Feibao then confessed the name of the clubhouse to the driver, and then turned around and said, "Mr. Qi, is it off by that light... that rude kid? Don't worry, I wrote down their license plates. They are all locals. You can find people after you find the car, and it won’t make them feel better.
He originally wanted to say
the bald boy
, but immediately realized that Mr. Qi was also a bald, and quickly closed his mouth.
When President Qi heard this, he turned his head abruptly to stare at him, and said very solemnly or even sternly: "Don't trouble them. If you move him, we won't have to discuss our cooperation. Remember clearly. , I'm not kidding."
Liu Feibao was startled, a little uncomprehending, and tentatively asked, "Ms. Qi, who do you know?" In his impression, Mr. Qi is more likely to report than he will report, so he thinks that Qi always recognizes those two cars. The identity of a certain person or persons in the car knows not to be messed up.
"I don't know, today this thing has not happened, I will turn around and let the company finance transfer 30,000 yuan to you, don't talk about it." President Qi waved his hand, resting his head on the back seat, closing his eyes Rejuvenate.
Liu Feibao originally wanted to refuse, but seeing Mr. Qi's appearance, he also knew that if he refused, not only would it not sell well, it would make him unhappy, so he shut up witty.
As soon as Qi Haoguo closed his eyes, he still couldn't help but think of the hideous monster he had just seen.
So after a while, he couldn't help but open his eyes and looked to the side. Fortunately, the fat guy Liu Feibao was sitting there now. Seeing him look over, Liu Feibao immediately helped to put down the gold-rimmed glasses and smiled back to please.
Qi Haoguo retracted his gaze and did not close his eyes again, but instead looked at the fast-forward scenery outside the car window.
Starting from seeing the tall monster with eight arms and eight eyes and covered with sarcoma, he could see from the reactions of others. Except for him, no one else could see the monster. Otherwise, they would never see the monster. It won't be that reaction.
It is precisely because of this that, at the first moment, he felt that he had drunk too much and had hallucinations, until he was pinched by the monster, he even felt that his head might be screwed off directly.
The monster told him that he could not provoke the people in those two cars, and don’t let the people around him provoke him again, otherwise, he would come to him again, and he wouldn’t be as "gentle" as today.
Regardless of the senses, the monster is real.
Others can't see it, which shows its terrifying and powerful.
In addition to the direct shock and fear caused by the sensory impact, the monster also gave him a sense of fear that originated from himself.
He seemed to find that the illnesses he had feared most appeared on his body in an instant. For a while, he seemed to be paralyzed all over, sitting in the back seat, unable to move, and there was no sensation under the neck. For a few more seconds, he felt something in his body eating his organs and eating away at his flesh.
From seeing the monster to the end of the monster disappearing, these short few minutes, to him, were like an adventure that lasted several years. It also made him think of a lot, flashing back to what he had done for half his life, recalling the time spent with relatives, friends and family, and even thinking about death seriously.
After the monster disappeared, he actually felt a sense of renewed ease. He saw through a lot of past entanglements and obsessions in a daze, and seemed to have a clearer understanding and understanding of himself and the world.
So in his heart, he was not simply afraid of the monster, but a sense of awe that seemed to originate from the depths of his soul. As for hatred and anger, there was nothing at all.
He knew that the monster must have something to do with the bald-headed spectacle brother who came over later. Although he didn't want to retaliate, he was still very curious and wanted to know the origin of the same bald-headed boy. But thinking of the monster's warning, he still forcibly suppressed his curiosity and didn't dare to make a mistake. He also confessed to Liu Feibao, telling him not to go to death, and to hurt himself.
Qi Haoguo suddenly remembered something, sat up straight, and looked back at Liu Feibao next to him: "Mr. Liu."
"Yes, President Qi, you're ordering." Liu Feibao, who was quite worried, immediately replied with various guesses in his heart.
"Our cooperation, those we talked about during lunch at noon, remain the same in general, and we still follow that, but some details and methods need to be adjusted." Qi Haoguo said in deep thought.
Liu Feibao's heart twitched. After the secret talk was over, President Qi was still dissatisfied with his previous handling. This is about to happen.
But what Mr. Qi said next made him confused and even more confused.
"I will shorten your payment cycle, increase the budget, and you will also increase the quotation for downstream people, but there are requirements in the contract, and some ways of doing things need to be adjusted, which must be regulated."
"But... if it's according to your requirements, then this budget increase might be a little bit bigger. Head Qi, your company..."
"I know, this time I decided to give up these profits and give back to the place. Of course, I can also exercise the team by the way." Qi Haoguo said solemnly, "I will let the company's people come to connect with you afterwards. Some supervision can't be less, don't think about swallowing the extra money as profit, my money is not so easy to take."
"Yes, don't worry." Liu Feibao responded, but he became more and more puzzled. What is President Qi doing? Is this still the prestigious "Grange" and "Qipi"?
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Although "Youlong Hotel" is still closed, a large group of them still come here for dinner at night.
The ingredients prepared by You Meng are all here, and the kitchen here is also used when discussing the shooting details of the new video. And the big table in the lobby on the first floor here is also convenient for a large group of them to eat together without disturbing others.
Because there was a delay on the road, after entering the town, according to Xiang Kun’s suggestion, You Meng drove the Sagitar directly to the "Youlong Hotel". He and Xiang Kun got off the car and went to the restaurant to prepare dinner, while Yang Zhen Er drove Tang Baona and Zhang Qian to the hotel to settle down.
As for Liang Yulong's car, he drove directly to the hotel.
After Zhang Qian and Tang Baona took a shower in the hotel, took a break, and drove to the "Youlong Hotel" together, the dinners of "Chef You" and "Chef Xiang" were ready.
Needless to say about Xiang Kun’s cooking skills, You Meng is also a real professional chef for many years and a person who has run restaurants by himself. In addition, Xiang Kun understands the tastes of the target diners at night, and the dishes he cooks are all certain. Pertinence is naturally praised.
Even Zhang Qian, who is accustomed to eating multi-national cuisine and well-informed, is full of praise for these different kinds of rabbit meat and other sample specialties.
Not only her, but Yang Jie, Yang Zhuo, Xiao Min, and Zicheng who have not eaten Xiang Kun's dishes before are also amazed. In particular, they were surprised to find that those few dishes that fit their appetites were actually made by Xiang Kun, which compared the professional chef's vigor.
Especially Yang Zhuo and Xiao Min, the young couple regarded Xiang Kun as "master" and "idol" characters. I knew from Yang Zhen'er and Tang Baona that Xiang Kun could cook, and when he did quite well, I already had a lot of expectations for his cooking skills, but I didn’t expect to really eat his dishes. Still breaking through the expectations and giving them unexpected joy, Yang Zhen'er's "Chef Xiang" was not a joke.
Zicheng also ate with relish, and sighed: "Atu, where did you learn this cooking? It's so special! I have eaten rabbit meat before, but the recipe seems to be the same, but it's not so delicious. Ah! Coach, I want to learn how to cook!! Give me a chance!"
"How can I give you a chance?" Xiang Kun asked casually. He and Zicheng had been roommates for many years and soaked up every day. Now that he has such a strong perception ability, he naturally knows what he is thinking.
Sure enough, self-established engraved: "I had no choice before, now I want to be a chef."
Xiang Kun used his finger to make a gun gesture, pointed at him, and said solemnly: "Okay, tell the rabbit in your bowl, see if it lets you be a cook."
Zicheng widened his eyes and said innocently: "That is to die for me."
Xiang Kun: "I'm sorry, I am a chef."
"I'm going! You two are too funny, you can cosplay infernal affairs with a meal? Liu Dechuang, Liang Chaokun?" Yang Zhener couldn't help but complain, but she actually laughed happily.
Others had also heard that they were playing in a spoof of Infernal Affairs' rooftop rivalry. They both laughed happily, and Yang Jie, who had the lowest smile, burst into tears.
Xiang Kun wondered, at the meeting just now, if he activated the emotional effect of the "Twelve Yellow People" at the same time, would Yang Jie smile and faint?
Zhang Qian said: "I heard Nana say that you cook your own cooking by looking for tutorials and recipes on the Internet, and make improvements bit by bit? And you only started learning cooking this year? In that case, you really have to Acknowledge that you are really talented in cooking. If you can maintain this taste steadily, you can actually open stores in first-tier cities. Your business will be very hot and you will earn more."
Xiang Kun said with a smile: "The cost of opening stores in first-tier big cities is too heavy. If you don't do it, you won't be able to sustain it. If you do it here, you will consider opening stores in surrounding areas later and slowly develop your brand."
Keep this taste? how is this possible……
In order to prepare this meal tonight, You Meng spent a lot of time and money to buy and process the ingredients. They have high requirements for the quality and freshness of the ingredients, and because they have made many adjustments to their tastes, Xiang Kun In the cooking process, there are also many tedious and complicated steps.
If you are a local diners in Tongshi Town or other places, eating these dishes tonight may not be able to feel the same as them, and it is impossible for him and You Meng to investigate and understand each new diners when they come. Taste, go to adjust.
After the opening of business, each dish must pay attention to the cost and efficiency of production, as long as it maintains a relatively constant basic taste suitable for most target diners, just like the difference between a mass-produced car and a customized racing car.
Of course, he would not go to Zhang Qian and others to elaborate.
Because after the restaurant reopened, he used to "conquer" the diners in the restaurant, in addition to the taste of the dishes themselves, there were other "secret weapons".
After the "Twelve Yellow People" successfully tested the emotional assimilation of the people around him, Xiang Kun already had a complete plan to make "appetite promotion props."
At that time, he can directly encapsulate the eating emotions transformed from the little fat girl Liu Shiling into a few wood carvings through "emotional injection", and then arrange them in the store.
The induction activation is carried out during the meal time to promote the appetite of the guests who enter the store, enhance their dining experience, and strengthen the positive feedback received from the various rabbit dishes in the store.
In fact, he doesn't need to always use "emotional injection" wood carvings to "cheat", as long as the initial period of use is enough.
The enthusiasm and attention created by online videos and human flesh analysis posts attracts the first wave of guests to the store, and then conducts live broadcasts and other activities, so that the first wave of guests will bring enthusiastic feedback and form a boom online or locally After that, all you need to do is to maintain the fixed taste of your own dishes.
Because at that time, their various rabbit dishes may become the representative delicacy of Tongshi Town with this heat.
Once a food becomes a representative delicacy, it will become a fixed choice for many people, and the choice when there is no choice.
It’s like many people in Beijing feel that Beijing Roast Duck tastes just like that, but as long as someone comes to them, you have to take it to eat once, and you have to go to the most authentic restaurants. The specialties of other places are the same. Rationale.
Xiang Kun wants to make their "Youlong"-style rabbit meat into Tongshi Town, and even the entire Jianzhou City and Haixi Province have famous specialties.
Of course, that's something to say, and now the horoscope hasn't been written yet.
After eating, when everyone was preparing to pack together, You Meng suddenly stood up and said to everyone: "Next, we will invite one of the chefs tonight, one of the shareholders of this restaurant, and "Zitong City Peng Yuyan "Mr. Xiang Kun, who is known as Mr. Xiang Kun, will give you a talk show after dinner, and everyone will applaud and welcome."
Although most people look dumbfounded and don't know why, but there is excitement to watch, naturally they applaud warmly and booing booing—of course, they are mainly booing the nickname of "Peng Yuyan in Citong City".
Xiang Kun buttoned the coat and adjusted the collar, then walked to everyone and moved a certain distance away from the dining table. Obviously, he was prepared.
In fact, when he and You Meng just came to the store to prepare dinner, they originally discussed that they wanted You Meng to perform this short talk show. If the effect is good, it will be treated as a fixed show in the future, and the same is done. It's a gimmick that raises popularity and topicality.
The jokes were all made by him and Yang Zhuo on the Internet before, or came up with pat on their heads. They are very short and easy to memorize.
As for the performance ability, don't worry, the technology is not enough, we have a "plug-in" to collect it.
He has arranged the "Twelve Yellow People" around the lobby on the first floor of the restaurant. Before the opening, some small renovations will be made on the side to display these small yellow people wood carvings, and the wood carvings used for "appetite promotion" in the future will also be placed on it, which can also be a feature of their store. .
But You Meng still couldn't let go, and finally Xiang Kun used some skills to persuade him to agree. Xiang Kun will try first at night. If the effect is good, he will come back tomorrow night.
It just so happens that Xiang Kun can also try the "Twelve Yellow People" in such a large space after being placed in a distributed manner, what is the specific influence and effect.
Xiao Min at the dining table glanced at her boyfriend. She knew that Yang Zhuo was helping Xiang Kun think of some funny jokes, so when she saw Xiang Kun doing a talk show, she knew that she should use those jokes to perform. worry.
Because of those jokes, Yang Zhuo actually performed it to her. At that time, let's not laugh, the goose bumps were all up, and it was really cold.
But after a few minutes, this worry disappeared. She didn't expect that the same paragraph, Xiang Kun made a little modification, and after speaking it out, it made people feel completely different. Even if Xiao Min had listened to her boyfriend and knew the point of reversal, she would still succumb to her smile, let alone The others are.
There are a total of four jokes, each of which takes 40 seconds to a minute or so, which adds up to less than four minutes. The number of times everyone laughs together is more than seven times. After Xiang Kun's performance is over, everyone laughs Haven't stopped. And not only Yang Jie laughed and cried, Tang Baona also laughed and cried. It seems that girls who wear glasses have a lower smile?
In fact, even after such a distribution ~EbookFREE.me~ is stimulated at the same time, the effect of the "Twelve Yellow Men" is very limited, far inferior to when on an airplane.
But these jokes that Xiang Kun talked about are of the kind that you get funny when you get to the point, and it's unclear and even a little cold when you get to the point.
And the joyful mood of the "twelve yellow people" can just help everyone pull the laugh point to the same frequency. After listening to those jokes, as long as you think about it a little bit, there is a slight tendency to laugh, it will be strengthened, and then immersed in it. In the rhythm of the paragraph, the emotions burst out at the last reversal point.
As long as the first paragraph laughs, then the snowball effect will follow, which is getting more and more funny.
If you don't have any money in the future, you can also consider going to the acupoints and performing talk shows or cross talks.
When Xiang Kun was quite a bit proud, Zicheng stood up with a smile, patted his shoulder and laughed: "What's'Peng Yuyan in Citong City'? You should be'Guo Degang in Tongshi Town'! "
There was a burst of laughter from the restaurant, and even startled the pedestrians passing by outside the closed shop.