Chapter 26: It will kill you

What are the benefits of looking good? That's what He Changan said from his mouth, everyone would think he was suave, Huachun's face was a little red, but he didn't feel angry.
If someone with an ugly look said so, Huachun would mess his face with a plate of spinach! She is a man now, and he is also a man. The man said that men are beautiful and delicious... Brother, do you want to fuck?
She smiled awkwardly, and lowered her head: "Master Hou should eat well."
He Changan laughed softly: "Don't go to your heart, I am a joke."
"Yeah." Hua Chun nodded and continued to stuff her mouth.
Yu Wenjie looked at her red ears and her motherly eating posture. He was so angry that he set his chopsticks coldly.
As soon as the emperor’s chopsticks were placed, the people on the table could no longer eat them. He Changan turned his head and looked at him innocently: "Have you used it well?"
"Yeah." Yu Wenjie nodded: "You follow me for a walk in the garden. Prime Minister Hua can leave the palace."
You can leave the palace! Huachun's eyes lit up and immediately jumped up to salute: "Thank you Lord Longen!"
Grandma's, now she has to be so grateful for such an ordinary thing as a palace, it's really not easy for her!
He Changan was not full, but the emperor seemed to have something to say, so helpless, he had to follow him out. When he stood up, he saw the rice grains by Hua Jinghua's mouth, and he couldn't help taking it for him: "The prime minister is careful along the way."
"Thank you Lord Hou." Huachun smiled stiffly, with goose bumps on her body.
You said that such a good-looking person can hook up when she is a woman? She will be very happy! She is really awkward with her current status and being so gentle to her.
There is a sense of guilt of stinky female silk shamelessly pretending to be a man to win the closeness of the male god!
With three steps and two steps, Huachun ran out of the Zichen Palace in a hurry.
In the imperial garden.
The emperor looked at the person in front of him solemnly: "Changan, are you..."
"The emperor." He Changan knew what he was going to say by looking at his expression, and quickly raised his hand to stop him, and then said: "Don't think too much, Weichen really just thinks that Prime Minister Hua has a special temperament on him. It's just being close. Weichen doesn't have a beloved woman, but he won't have a beloved man."
He is a normal person and has no habit of breaking his sleeves!
Looking at his serious expression, Yu Wenjie still felt doubtful.
However, Hua Jinghua has changed a lot recently. He has changed from an iceberg to a fool. If it weren't for the mole at the back of the neck, he suspected that it was a different person.
Now this...not as annoying as the previous one, but even more sissy, he can't wait to throw him into the barracks, to hone his manhood!
It would be good if Chang'an didn't go the wrong way. After all, although the big beams were open, they would still be criticized or even demoted if they had a tendency to break their sleeves. After so many years of close friends, he can't just watch his friend destroy his future.
"That's right." Looking around, He Changan asked in a low voice, "Is there any eyebrow about the assassination of Zichen Palace?"
"Yeah." The emperor looked a little ugly when he mentioned that: "There are eyebrows, but the evidence is not enough. They don't even keep me a corpse, so I have to think of a way."
"What do you want to do?"
Yuwenjie said: "The scenery of the capital is very good, why don't you and I take a guard and go out of the palace to have a look?"
"This is a good idea." He Changan clapped his hands in approval: "I just want to go around, there is an emperor under the cover, so the Weichen is naturally more relieved."
"Then you will come to the Zichen Hall tomorrow after the next day."
"According to the purpose."
Huachun touched her bulging belly, and contentedly followed the guiding palace to the gate of the palace. Before passing the Xuanzheng Hall, a little palace lady caught up behind her. He sent the guiding palace lady to her and said: " Prime Minister, my master asked the servants to send me a small gift."
What? Huachun looked at her incomprehensibly, and the little palace lady put a purple jade pendant into her hand.
"Your master...who is it?" Hua Chun asked after looking at the jade pendant.
"Naturally it is Empress Huo Zhaoyi." The little palace lady said with a smile: "The empress said, the prime minister has worked hard for the country and the people. This little gift is not a respect, please don't dislike it."
After finishing talking, he ran away, for fear that she would stuff things back.
Slightly frowned, Huachun felt that this matter was a bit difficult. She would never accept a gift if someone's hand was short. If this were to be known to the Queen Mother, wouldn't she still be slapped to death? But this has been accepted, and then returned, isn't it a vengeance?
Would really trouble her! This jade pendant seems to be of great value, even if she doesn't know how to appreciate antiques, the cold touch and fineness are not ordinary!
How to do it?
It was the first time in her life to receive this kind of gift, but when she went back, she didn't sleep well all night, and the next day she fell asleep standing directly in Chaotang with two dark circles under her eyes.
"The prime minister?" Yu Wenjie squinted at her.
Huachun closed her eyes, leaned forward, backward, left, and right. When she reached a certain angle, she would stand still and come back. The whole thing was like a ballpoint pen whistling in a pen holder.
The hall was quiet, and everyone looked towards Prime Minister Hua. Taishi Tang, who was standing behind him, was anxious and quickly pulled his clothes: "The Prime Minister!"
An Ji Ling, Huachun opened his eyes, looked up blankly, and looked at God King with murderous eyes.
"..." She is innocent. She really didn't sleep well last night, so she just slept for an hour. The biggest wish now is to go back to sleep immediately.
With a sad face, Hua Chun knelt down and said: "The minister knows his mistake!"
"The Prime Minister Hua manages everything, it seems to be more exhausting than I." Yu Wenjie said indifferently.
Everyone was taken aback when the term
universal
was used on the prime minister, but the prime minister, who was kneeling in front of him, didn’t confess the crime tremblingly, but rather calmly said:
You can stay with your ministers all night, and your majesty can sit back and relax. It's worth it."
Li Zhongtang and the others were relieved and secretly gave a thumbs up. Today's Prime Minister Hua doesn't have to worry about them anymore. Look, he can talk a lot, and he doesn't panic when things happen, enough to deal with the emperor's difficulties.
"The prime minister's loyalty really moved me." The emperor nodded: "If this is the case, after the next dynasty, please ask the prime minister to visit the Zichen Palace. I have something to share with you."
"Chen... Follow the order."
Huachun's heart is broken. She just wants to be a beautiful girl who sleeps at home. Why does the emperor want to find her again? ! This feeling is as unpleasant as the teacher has to drag the class after school, OK?
But there is no way, she is the boss, she can only take orders.
She pressed her eyelids to the lower court. Like a zombie, she went to Zichen Palace with her hands hanging down.
"That's right." Thinking of something, Huachun straightened up quickly and looked at the palace man next to him: "Can you help the officer send something to the queen mother?"
The palace man was taken aback, then nodded.
Huachun handed the letter and the purple jade pendant that someone had just found this morning to the palace man.
The best way she could think of was this. She gave the jade pendant to the queen mother and said it was given by Huo Zhaoyi. It doesn’t matter whether the queen mother appreciates it or doesn’t appreciate it. If Huo Zhaoyi knows, she can also understand that it is for her. No blame for earning a good impression.
It really kills two birds with one stone.
That is to say, she is such an exquisite and delicate woman who can bear the heavy responsibility left by Hua Jinghua!
However, when she was about to write a letter today, she discovered that although her calligraphy is similar to Hua Jinghua's, careful people will definitely find the difference, such as the emperor.
She has to think of a way to avoid writing in the future to ensure that she will not show up and live steadily.
"Prime Minister Hua." He Changan had already arrived at the Zichen apse. Seeing her coming, he grabbed her in and closed the door of the Zichen Hall.
what's the situation? Huachun was taken aback, staring at her with a pair of eyes.
"Let's change clothes." Standing inside, Yu Wenjie glanced at her and said: "We are going on tour today. Since the prime minister wants to share the worries for me, I decided to take the prime minister together."
Huachun was silly.
Micro server...out on tour?
The only thing that came to her mind when she heard these four words was the assassination link in major TV series. All kinds of people in black were flying in the sky, and swords, guns and clubs would definitely be directed at the emperor.
As for those who accompany, either protect the emperor from being stabbed to death, or be given to death if he fails to him, and both sides are dead!
She wanted to cry: "The emperor, why do you want to leave the palace on a whim? There are many hidden dangers outside the palace, and it's not safe..."
"Is it safe in the palace?" the emperor asked.
Thinking of the night on the beam last time, Huachun shook his head heavily.
"That's it." Yu Wenjie glanced at him: "Isn't the prime minister always afraid of death? Why are you so courageous today?"
"Haha..." Huachun squeezed her thigh, gritted her teeth and responded: "The minister is not afraid, the minister follows the order..."
"That's good." Yu Wenjie had already started to unbutton his clothes, and threw a piece of clothes to him: "Put this on."
There were only three of them in this huge apse, not even a dressing maid. He Changan has changed into a normal robe very chicly, and the emperor's dragon robe has been half solved.
Huachun felt cold behind her back, looked at the robe in her hand, swallowed, "Change here?"
"That's right." He Changan smiled: "In order to prevent others from knowing our whereabouts, so I can only do it myself...Would the prime minister not change clothes himself?"
Her face was a little red, and her heart was a little broken, Huachun bit her scalp and shook her head: "At home, there are maids helping to change clothes..."
Moreover, the doors and windows are closed, there is only one maid waiting for her to change clothes!
Taking off the dragon robe, Yu Wenjie only had a thin coat inside. Hearing that his brows wrinkled again, and his robe was not worn, he strode over and directly pinched the buttons on her clothes.
"A dignified man, he can't even change clothes. The Prime Minister is really embarrassing to Tang! How about I personally take care of you?"
Huachun's face was pale, and he boldly pushed the emperor's hand.
This Nima will kill people!