Chapter 800: Little Northeast Prank

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After coming to the parking lot, Xu Yun discovered a serious problem. The 7-series BMW that they "borrowed" from Niu Hongtian was directly locked the wheel! Security can't do this kind of thing. The guests who park here, even if he is Kai Baojun, can't afford it, let alone driving BMW.
"Who is so wicked!" Xiao Dongbei said bitterly.
Xu Yun smiled slightly: "It seems that people can't be bound with tape. Just now Wang Longhuang didn't show up. It must be that Niu Hongtian called to report the letter. His car was locked, and he must have arranged for someone to do it. . I ’m afraid we wo n’t give him back this car.

Xiaodongbei looked around and saw no suspicious people: "It is estimated that the person who locked the wheel has also been hidden. Brother Yun, how can we go back? Run back?"
"I don't have the energy to exercise now." Xu Yun said: "Go back by taxi, but can't we drive this car, can't we let Niu Hongtian drive so smoothly?"
Xiaodongbei looked at Xu Yun and nodded with a smirk: "Understood! I can only make him stare when I let him come for a while." After that, Xuyun opened the car door, and Xiaodongdong drilled straight in for about two minutes After that, Xiaodongbei got out with satisfaction.
"Your tricks are really detrimental." Xu Yun smiled bitterly: "Is this too cruel and disgusting? That's why you can come up with such a bad idea in your brain, I am willing to admire you, admire you. . Looking back, Niu Hongtian is coming, he will definitely be mad. "
"Brother Yun, I didn't mean what I did." Xiaodongdongdao.
Xu Yun shook his head helplessly: "I mean let you go in and dismantle the steering wheel for him, and cut the ignition wire for him. I didn't let you do that."
"Hey, that's why I didn't understand what you mean, but my trick is definitely more interesting than your cut the ignition wire." Xiaodongdong said: "That way he will find someone to repair the car at most, in this case, I guarantee that he only Can be dealt with at a low price. "
"It seems that I really can't buy a used car that doesn't understand the situation in the future." Xu Yun smiled bitterly: "The cheaper it is, the easier it is to have a big deal."
The two said that they walked to the road and took a taxi to leave. They also threw the BMW car key into the sewer.
Just after Xu Yun and Xiaodongbei left, an obscure Mazdane walked down the corner of the parking lot and sneaked to the 7-series BMW. After a long time of observation, I was relieved. Leaning to unlock the wheel, one person quickly dialed the phone: "Brother Black Cow, we're done! Those two guys are gone!"
"Well, you can rest assured, I guarantee that the car is all right! Nothing!" After the boy promised, he hung up the phone proudly, and then said to his companion: "Brother Niu said, arrived ten minutes later, How about making this thousand dollars easy? "
"Simple, it's too simple." The other person nodded vigorously and came over to lock the wheel. After waiting less than ten minutes, they would get a thousand dollars. Of course it was simple.
Sure enough, Niu Hongtian hurried over in a taxi after ten minutes. After getting out of the car, he took out his wallet and ordered a thousand dollars and threw them to the two boys: "Yes, thanks to you for today's business. Go back to the cow Brother, there is something good about you! "
The two guys took the money in excitement, and then drove away with a lot of gratitude.
Niu Hongtian took out the spare key he found in his pocket, and he was very emotional. Tonight, he lost his wife and broke the soldiers, so that the younger brother pretended to be the traffic police and did not extort the money. Suffering from such a thing, he was afraid of being embarrassed and could not call others. And Wang Longhuang was very indifferent to him. He didn't know if he was offended.
These broken things were caused by the two guys who opened Cayenne! But Niu Hong Weather's teeth can't be too good, he has no strength to deal with others. Moreover, these two guys were not killed by the people arranged by Wang Longhuang, and they were able to leave with a big swing, which made him even more disturbed.
Now the only thing that can calm Niu Hongtian is that he lost his car and recovered it. This car has only been changed for three months. He is very cute and pitiful. He has liked the BMW brand since he was a child, and he likes it better than Mercedes!
As soon as I opened the door, a strong smell came out! Niu Hongtian didn't know it, but he didn't have time to hold his breath. The smell almost made him spit out the supper he had eaten last night!
It's too bullying! He peed in his million-dollar luxury car! Niu Hongtian's fists are almost crushed, and no one can understand the kind of suffocation and anger!
Looking at a puddle of urine under the driver's seat, surrounded by a large amount of urine, Niu Hongtian had the urge to hit the wall with his head! He swears he has never done such a disgusting thing in his life! But now my little brothers are all in the hospital, who can help him? !
He could only hand out the big surrounding pad and throw it directly into the green belt of the parking lot!
"Damn bastard! Don't give me a chance to grab you, grab you, I must kill you!" Niu Hong weather trembles, he must vent his resentment, or at least it will hurt him a little less. In half a year!
Although the smell in the car is still very strong, Niu Hongtian is also afraid of the long night dreams. If he waits here to dry the smell, what if the two guys come back again? Still hurry to drive home and put it in the garage, open the car windows and let it dry slowly!
Niu Hongtian sat in the car with a buttocks, and immediately gave him a sticky feeling of warmth. He reached out in a panic. The sticky feeling will definitely make him unforgettable for life! This car is not just a phenomenon of urinating! It turns out there is stool! ? !
Play dead people do not pay their lives! ? ! Niu Hongtian swears that he is not going to ask for this car anymore! Never buy a BMW in the future, as long as he thinks of BMW in his life, he will have a disinfectant on his and hands that can not wash away the shadows!
In fact, Xiaodongbei was not intentional. Originally, he wanted to urinate and give Niu Hongtian a lesson. However, after unbuttoning his pants, his stomach became a bit cold.
And also used the only pack of tissues left in the car ...
So now Niu Hongtian's hands and trousers are covered with sticky materials, and even rubbing things can't be found! Niu Hongtian finally cruelly took off his pants and wiped the car seat, took off his clothes and wiped his hands, and then all were thrown away! Only wear tight little pants to drive home!
This shirtless driver can really turn around very high. Whenever waiting for a red light, there will always be pedestrians looking in the car with weird eyes. Regardless of whether they saw it or not, Niu Hongtian felt very humiliated! The worst night of his life was definitely not when I went to bed and found myself suffering from impotence, but to sit on the stool and drive tonight!
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