Chapter 211: Lao Tzu is as straight as a steel bar
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Wilderness Lucky God
- Luo Qin
- 1184 characters
- 2021-03-04 05:34:54
"Cough cough cough~~ I'm sorry, I didn't see you just now, the set was not handed to you." Ye Tian said awkwardly.
Annie was taken aback, then her face was full of suspiciousness, and she turned her head and looked at it, besides her, is there a woman here? Well, there are elephants!
Could it be..... What special hobbies does this person have? What a pervert!
By the way, the one who came with him remembers that he was a man, no! He turned out to be...
If he knew what was in Annie's heart, Ye Tian had to go violently, he was not gay.
Annie, the host of a local TV station in California, this time came to the Congo rainforest with four companions to find material, that is, to make a documentary about rock pythons and anacondas. After all, TV stations are not easy to mix up.
Sometimes in order to make a living, even if there is danger, she has to rush forward, not to mention that she is still a bit aspiring host.
Everything is planned, and there are four male camera teams, each of whom has a bit of ability.
Of course, the plan is good, but don't look at where this is, the Congo rainforest!
There are a lot of crises inside, and it’s a blessing to survive inside, not to mention the need to find rock pythons and forest anacondas, and make a documentary.
Imagination is beautiful, and the rain forest teaches you how to behave.
In their five-member group, one person died and was attacked on the first day.
In the next few days, one after another died.
They did find the Anaconda in the middle, so what if they found it, a colleague was swallowed directly by the Anaconda.
This is completely different from what they planned. At that time there were two people left, one was Annie and the other man, Mike, the man who had chatted with Ye Tian.
The two flee desperately, especially the satellite phone that Bakar gave them and didn't know when they were abandoned.
The two who collapsed flee without a direction, even if they knew they didn't know when they would die or when they could live, but their instinct drove them to flee.
Yesterday, Mike was dragged into the water by a creek they found. Only a few bubbles and blood appeared, and then there was no movement.
Annie felt like she was going crazy. She didn't know when she would die until she saw a person, a familiar figure.
She couldn't believe her eyes. Although the clothes on that person was also in tatters, it was much better than her image.
Wasn't it one of the two Chinese people who were sent into the rain forest by Baka at that time?
Don't mention how excited she is, what a wonderful thing it is for her to meet the same kind on the brink of collapse.
Although she didn't know when she would be killed by this terrible rain forest.
Although there was a grumpy forest elephant nearby, she walked out without hesitation.
Even if you speak, you will feel more at ease with someone nearby.
But what she didn't expect was that an unbelievable scene happened, the scene that Ye Tian handed her Okamoto 00.
How could there be such a brazen person in this world?
She even faintly regretted coming out, and her innocence seemed to be lost.
Isn't it said that Huaxia people are very reserved? Are they all restrained? Are the ways of expressing feelings traditional?
But this is not traditional at all! More unrestrained than Westerners!
Make friends!
Give it to your sister! It's too straightforward to pass a set of talks about making friends!
Although Ye Tian looks handsome, he still needs to cultivate his feelings!
But at this moment, when Ye Tian said that the condom was not for her, she was taken aback. In order to ensure her safety and the directness of Westerners, she couldn't help but ask, "Are you gay?"
Yes, she asked.
When she said it, she regretted it a little. This question seemed a bit too private.
Ye Tian suddenly exploded his hair!
What an insulting question is he?
Is he gay?
Your whole family is gay!
Shi can be killed but not insulted!
This is really insulting to a normal man.
"Damn! Lao Tzu is straight, as straight as steel bars, as straight as steel bars." Ye Tian said directly loudly.
Annie was so scared that she backed away. What happened? Wasn't it straightforward? Why is the reaction so big now? If it is, she will not discriminate!
Seeing Annie's skeptical look, Ye Tian only felt that if he didn't explain it, he would understand how to say it later. There were millions watching in the live broadcast room.
Never allow such stains in life.
"Would you like to try it?" Ye Tian stared at Annie irritably and took out the Okamoto 00 from his pocket again.
System: "Look, the nature is exposed."
Ye Tian: "Fuck you, don't talk."
The live broadcast room has long been amazed by this constantly flipping plot. It's like watching a movie, every minute is full of material, and it's an unexpected event.
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"Hahahaha~~ The anchor is curved!"
"This American woman can't see it. The anchor said in a tactful way, give her a step, but she didn't expect that she would ask it directly? I have to say, admire her insight."
"Hey hey~~~ But it doesn’t seem to be a problem either. The anchor and Jiannan entered the rainforest. They have no opposite sex. Isn’t that... [evil expression]"
"Lao Tzu is straight, as straight as steel bars, 23333...This sentence is also very awkward."
"I still feel, if you want to try it, this sentence is even more awkward, it is a model for my generation."
"Make a note of it. This is the key point. The final exam is to be tested."
"Hahahaha~~ When I saw this American woman, I felt like a good figure, but now this image is so miserable, can the anchor be tough?"
"Hehehe~~ The next scene is not suitable for children, please don't let it go."
"Will it really be thunder and fire, and a three-minute battle?"
"Three minutes? I watch three seconds at most, hahahaha~~"
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Everyone is watching intently, watching the next development trend~EbookFREE.me~ Everyone is very curious.
Annie's face was pale, she didn't expect a word of herself, she directly burst Ye Tian, weakly said: "You...what do you want to do?"
Never felt so helpless.
Ye Tian's eyes were too aggressive, extremely sharp, like a wild beast staring at her, and his eyes were completely different from the western men who chased her before.
With the continuous changes in strength, Ye Tian's hand-to-hand combat with wild beasts changed him from the inside out. When he got serious, his temperament was as fierce as a wild beast.
He has killed crocodiles and panthers with a dagger in his hand, and crawled a group of hyenas with his bare hands. ..
"Huh~You didn't mean that I am bent? Then I will prove that I am straight like a steel bar." Ye Tian also gave it up. As a man, in this respect, he must not be counseled.
Friends can watch it! If you bend yourself by the world's misunderstanding, you will be dead, and your innocence and reputation will not be guaranteed.
Anyway, I don’t suffer, who is afraid of whom?