Chapter 387: Make friends with gorillas

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What are you talking about, why am I a little bit confused?
Wang Dafu suspected that he had a problem with his ears. Did he hear him wrong?
He is a little bit confused now, and his head freezes instantly, is there? Is it time to make friends?
Now is the time for life and death!
Shouldn't it be a strategic retreat?
Shouldn't these gorillas who can hit planes be as far away as possible?
The flat-headed brother was patted like a ball just now, haven't you seen it?
Seeing Ye Tian’s serious expression on his face, he subconsciously said:
Make friends, divided into purposeful and purposeless ones. Purposeful ones. It is this person who is useful to you, whether it is for interests or because of There is a certain trait in him that attracts you, to understand the other person’s preferences, do what he likes, make contact slowly, become friends, aimlessly, but because of something, or a special situation, you have an intersection , Cause you to get acquainted, and then slowly become friends.
Of course, if you want to be good friends, don't treat your contacts with friends as purely utilitarian contacts, because the contacts between friends. In addition to helping each other with something, there are also functions such as exchange of ideas, complementary knowledge, emotional comfort, and pleasure. If friends blindly pursue utilitarian flashpoints, then such friends will not last for long. "
After Wang Dafu finished speaking, he suddenly felt that he was not normal.
Hemp egg!
Is it the time to say this seriously?
He must be crazy!
Ye Tian was full of entanglement after hearing this, and then asked again: "Have you tried to be good friends with animals?"
Wang Dafu: "Am I..."
He wants to explode!
Who else is okay to make friends with animals!
Even if there are, they are not equal friends, but only a kind of mutual comfort. Most of them are when people are empty, using animals to replace the emptiness in their hearts.
After all, animals can't speak, and no one has a high IQ. If you talk to them, they can't speak and can only listen passively.
Over time, you think it is your best friend.
There is also a kind of people who have not been able to get a kind of satisfaction for a long time. They get it from animals and think that they are your best friends.
Seeing Wang Dafu's tangled expression on his face, he didn't need to say that Ye Tian also understood, this guy definitely didn't know.
Eh~ Sure enough, he is the most unique, and the task is not so easy to complete.
He needs to come by himself!
That's what Wang Dafu said just now.
To become good friends with a gorilla, he has to do what he likes. What do gorillas like?
Eat bananas? Hit a plane?
Thinking of this, Ye Tian was full of black lines.
I couldn't help but think of a scene where the gorilla was handing a banana to the gorilla, and then the gorilla was standing on the top of the building and flying a plane.
I rely on!
Get out of the car!
There is no problem with this car, it is not a car for kindergarten at all.
The water friends in the live broadcast room also watched this scene dumbly. They didn't understand why Ye Tian asked such inappropriate questions at this time, but there were many smart people, and their heads flashed.
"Fuck! I suddenly thought of a possibility. You said, does the anchor want to make friends with this gorilla?"
"Upstairs, you are too ridiculous! Who else would make friends with a gorilla?"
"Um... I don't think it's impossible! After all, this is the anchor, and the anchor's idea is something we can guess."
"Upstairs, you successfully convinced me!"
"No way! Make friends with gorillas? Anchor, aren't you afraid of being slapped into meatloaf by the gorilla?"
"Hahaha~~ There is a scene in my mind, the scene where the gorilla shot Brother Fei Flathead just now."
"23333.... These guesses are also based on the fact that the anchor really wants to make friends with the gorilla!"
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Wang Dafu is not an idiot either. He suddenly widened his eyes and pointed at the gorilla incrediblely, and said, "My God, you don't want to make friends with this gorilla?!!!"
I asked, how to make friends, and I asked if I taught friends with animals, plus this scene, it had to give him this kind of magical idea that short-circuited his mind.
Ye Tian was taken aback, then nodded and admitted: "Yeah! Don't you think this is fun?"
There is nothing to conceal. After all, Wang Dafu and the water friends will also see it later, and admit it generously.
"Well, fun!"
Wang Dafu nodded subconsciously, and then his eyes were rounder than before, and he burst into swearing: "Okay...fuck! Make friends with gorillas? Brother, you are just kidding me , Don't you tease me, okay? Let's leave now!"
In fact, he just guessed, and he didn't hope Ye Tian's affirmative answer.
To be honest, he never thought of having such an answer. After all, whoever would answer this question seriously, the key is to answer it in the affirmative, and normal people quickly deny it.
Make friends with gorillas? I'm afraid it's not my head!
But is Ye Tian a normal person?
Well, he originally thought it was, but this affirmative answer instantly made Ye Tian become abnormal in his heart.
It's fun! Are you sure it will be fun afterwards, not the gorilla playing with you?
So Wang Dafu was panicked~EbookFREE.me~ This is the African savannah!
Make friends with gorillas?
The gorilla just shot the ball, right, the scene of the flathead brother, did you see it?
He is not as rough and thick as the flat-headed brother. His defense value is very low, and he doesn't wear armor at all. It is estimated that there is no blood after a slap.
Ye Tian and the gorilla are friends, the same is true!
What should I do if something happened to Ye Tian?
Don't try this kind of dangerous operation!
Ye Tian rolled his eyes and said seriously: "Don't worry, animals are very simple. If they make friends with you, they are really friends with you, unlike humans, who have so many bad thoughts. Of course, there is another one."
Wang Dafu's head was full of sweat, without even thinking about it, then he asked, "What else?"
Ye Tian: "If you don't treat you as a friend, you will eat you without hesitation."
Wang Dafu: "..."
Snapped!
Wang Dafu slapped his face, who made himself talk more.
Damn, I was even more panicked now!
"666"
"6666"
"The anchor admitted it!"
"The anchor really wants to make friends with gorillas!"
"Awesome! The anchor has a magical idea beyond ordinary people."
"God, if he doesn't treat you as a friend, he will eat you!"
"Animals are indeed innocent, anchor, did you eat the gorilla?"
"Hehehe~~ In my opinion, the anchor wanted to get close to the gorilla and finally ate it."
"Yes, witty I have seen everything a long time ago. Above the wilderness, there is nothing that the anchor can't eat. If so, please learn about the weevil."
"Upstairs, you successfully evoked my bad memories. Believe it or not, I immediately followed the network cable and killed you."
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