Chapter 4: Are you the foundation?

Ye Tian found a wooden stick, like a thief. He squatted and walked over. When he reached a position about one meter away from the wild boar, Ye Tian found that the wild boar was actually not very big, at most one meter long, but those two The long fangs are no joke, the big tree in front of it was knocked out of two holes directly.
　　 Ye Tian actually took a wooden stick and stabbed the wild boar in the stomach. The wild boar still did not move. Ye Tian mustered up his courage and put his fingers on the two big nostrils of Brother Pig.
　　 closed his eyes and felt for a few seconds, then opened his eyes and smiled and said, "Haha, dead!"
　　 "Fuck, this wild boar is SF Express! IQ too!"
　　 "How could this pig be killed!"
　　 "Is it myopia?"
　　 "Anchor, you know so much, you can analyze it!"
　　 Ye Tian looked at the barrage, shook his head, and then said disdainfully: "I don't know about this? Because pigs don't know how to turn their heads!!"
　　 "6666666"
　　 "666666666666"
　　 "Puff, hahaha! MDZZ!"
　　 "Fuck, do you want the anchor to speak so knowledgeable!"
　　 Ye Tian was taken aback, thinking in his heart: "Learned? Isn't this just a simple piece?"
　　 "Have you never heard the joke?" Ye Tian asked in a low voice.
　　 "A joke? What is a joke?"
"never heard of that."
"do not understand!"
　　 Ye Tian was taken aback again: "Oh, I'm going, thinking about that person's memory, and found out! This parallel world really has no jokes, even TM jokes."
　　 This time, Ye Tian had made up a new idea. In his last life, he was a senior Duan friend with more than one million points. Although he was not an old monster with hundreds of millions, he was at least one million households.
　　 Tell these people some jokes. Isn’t that easy to sprinkle with water?
　　 "Ahem, the anchor will tell you a joke! Do you not listen!" Ye Tian asked tentatively.
　　 The water friends were puzzled again, but they still said.
　　 "What is a joke?"
　　 "Speaking with a smile?"
　　 "Hello, I am a Chinese teacher, where did this joke come from?"
Ye Tian smiled and said, "I have a friend named Wang Genji. It was the first time I went to see my girlfriend's parents one day. My girlfriend's father said, "You are Xiao Wang!" Xiaoji! Seeing that the atmosphere has become more and more embarrassing, the girlfriend's mother quickly stood up and said, "You are the foundation."
　　 As soon as Ye Tian finished this joke, the live broadcast room exploded.
　　 "66666666"
　　 "666666666666"
　　 "Fuck, hahahahaha, you want to laugh at me."
　　 "Hahaha, I can't do it! It's so funny."
　　 "Haha, is this a joke? Haha! So funny!"
　　 "One more! One more anchor!"
Ye Tian thought for a while, and said: "Then the anchor will tell you one more. One day, the teacher said to Xiao Ming that milk means small, for example, suckling pig is a pig. Xiao Ming quickly stood up and said, my family is very Poor, I can only live in a 40-square-meter RU room. When the teacher heard it, he quickly said, no, change another. So Xiao Ming said again, I have to jump over an RU ditch in front of my house every day when I go to school. The teacher is fainted, no more For another, Xiao Ming touched his head and thought for a long time, and finally said, No teacher, my RU is almost broken."
　　 "Puff!! Hahaha, 666666!"
　　 "Just joke at you, pay attention to me this wave!"
　　 "Anchor, where did you learn these jokes, so talented!"
　　 "I will serve me!"
　　 "Thank you [Wine enters my heart] for the airplane X1 presented to the anchor!"
　　 "Thank you [East to West 1] for the fishball X1200 presented to the anchor!"
　　 "Thank you [pull your hand] for the light stick X55 presented to the anchor!"
　　 System: "Task progress: 4532/1000000!"
　　 Ye Tian saw that it took less than half an hour, and there were already more than 4,000 subscriptions, and the number of viewers was almost 6,000. You must know how long it takes for a new anchor to work hard to get the popularity to 5,000 together!
　　 Ye Tian is full of confidence now, and said with a smile: "The anchor will stop here for the first time. In the evening, let the anchor tell you a few more."
　　Shuiyou think it's a pity, but that's all.
Ye Tian looked at the dead wild boar and rubbed his chin for a long time before saying: "This wild boar has to be dealt with quickly after all. If there is a knife, it will be fine. Cut the wild boar into pieces of meat and start a fire. Bake it into jerky so that it can be kept longer, otherwise, it will be left as it is, and it will probably smell bad the next day."
　　 "Sure enough, professional!"
"awesome!"
　　 "It's a pity ~ there is no knife~~ Do you want to bite the anchor?"
　　 Ye Tian bent over and pulled the wild boar's hind legs, ready to drag the wild boar back.
　　 When Ye Tian dragged the wild boar back to the beach, Di Lieba and Jiang Shuying just came back, holding several plastic bottles in their hands, a thick fishing line, and a plastic bucket.
　　 When the two saw Ye Tian dragging the wild boar, they were both shocked.
　　 "Ye Tian! You are so amazing, you caught a wild boar!" Jiang Shuying said with her mouth open.
Ye Tian waved his hand triumphantly and said, "Hey, although this wild boar is very powerful, I don't even look at who I am. I punched Nanshan Kindergarten and kicked Beishan Nursing Home. I have never lost! It's just a little wild boar, of course."
　　 Jiang Shuying and Di Lieba laughed.
　　 Water friends also laughed.
　　 "God TM punches Nanshan Kindergarten and kicks Beishan Nursing Home, hahaha!"
　　 "I give full marks to the anchor for this wave, and I won't blow it up, it won't be black."
　　 "Hahaha, anchor, you are a weird thing."
　　 Jiang Shuying looked at the wild boar on the ground, frowning her eyebrows slightly, and then said: "What should we do with this wild boar now? We have nothing."
　　 Ye Tian touched his chin and said with a smile: "The knife is not easy, leave it to me."
　　 As he said, Ye Tian walked towards the pile of rocks on the edge of the beach. Jiang Shuying and Di Lieba were watching. Obviously they didn't know what Ye Tian was doing, as if they were looking for something.
　　 Ye Tian turned over and looked over and looked at the pile of rocks, picking up a stone from time to time to think, and shaking his head from time to time, it really made people unable to see what Ye Tian was doing.
　　 "Anchor, what are you doing! What are you doing with those rocks!"
　　 "Yes, what are you doing!"
　　 "Solve!"
　　 At this moment, Ye Tian suddenly lit up!
"found it!"
　　 Jiang Shuying, Di Lieba and the friends were all taken aback, looking at what Ye Tian found.
　　 It turned out that Ye Tian was still picking up a stone, but it was a black stone.
　　 Ye Tian didn't pay attention to anyone's questions. After he did it, the water friends would naturally know.
　　 put the black stone on the ground, and then picked up the fist-sized pebble, only to see Ye Tian slam the black stone hard.