Chapter 500: gay in gay
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Wilderness Lucky God
- Luo Qin
- 1168 characters
- 2021-03-04 05:36:11
Ye Tian's live broadcast room.
"Puff~"
"Puff~"
"666"
"66666"
"Hahahaha~~ You laughed at me!"
"Boss Wang is trying to laugh at me!"
"Too funny! Principal Wang thought the anchor was dead."
"I feel that President Wang did this on purpose."
"The extreme force was deliberate. From the voice of Principal Wang, I heard a deep despair. This acting skills absolutely forced the Oscar statuette to get the soft hand level."
"I don't know if you found out, I feel that President Wang's figure seems to have lost a lot of weight."
"It seems to be! But President Wang is not fat!"
......
"Hey! Damn you, I'm not dead yet!" Ye Tian said angrily.
Wang Dafu's figure became stiff, and then as agile as a monkey, he suddenly got up from the stone and turned his head to look over.
"Fuck!"
Ye Tian exclaimed, he was taken aback.
At this time, Wang Dafu's face was full of melon seeds. Although his hair was a bit messy, and he had a fragile and vicissitudes of beard, it was sharp and sharp, and his eyes were full of melancholy.
Is he still the previous Principal Wang?
He is simply an artistic man with a melancholy temperament!
It has to be said that Wang Dafu's foundation is still very good. This is a good gene. After all, his father is also very handsome and his mother is also very beautiful. He used to be a little puffy, with some flesh on his face, so he looked average.
The audience in the live broadcast room, like Ye Tian, was taken aback.
"Fuck!"
"Fuck!!"
"Fuck!!!!"
"This is Principal Wang? This melancholy man is Principal Wang?"
"Nima, is President Wang so handsome?"
"Damn! Why did I not help but three words pop up in my mind when I saw President Wang: Uncle handsome?"
"Wow! So handsome! Principal Wang, don't you be the target?"
"Let me go~ It turns out that President Wang is so handsome and his melancholy eyes are so charming!"
"Really! It turns out that the meat on the face of Principal Wang is gone, so handsome, and this temperament, Nima, so handsome!"
"It's the type I like, Principal Wang, I really want to have with you!"
"This is too handsome! Let me go, President Wang is a big change!"
Water friends all feel that they have eye problems. Is this still Wang Dafu before?
Envy, jealous, and direct courtship, begging for grass!
Ye Tian also said that he was taken aback. He hadn't seen him for a few days, but Wang Dafu had turned into such a big transformation that he couldn't even recognize it.
Especially that melancholic temperament is completely different from the cheerful temperament before!
"I'm going to Dafu, I'm going out here, you are going for a cosmetic surgery in Korea!" Ye Tian couldn't help but vomit.
This effect, he even felt much better than the plastic surgery effect.
If the plastic surgery is so awkward, it is estimated that the voice will be more popular.
"My God!!!"
But Wang Dafu didn't pay attention to Ye Tian's words at all, but his eyes suddenly rounded, and then he rushed over.
When Ye Tian didn't respond, he hugged Ye Tian and cried loudly.
While crying, he rubbed his nose against Ye Tian's clothes while crying:
"I thought you were dead!"
"I thought I would never be able to go back!"
"I thought I was going to live with this stupid gorilla all the time... I'm so scared! I was afraid that a beast would suddenly come and eat me. I still want to go home to see my parents. I haven't Marry a wife, I..."
Ye Tian was full of black lines, and wanted to slap Wang Dafu directly aside, but after listening to what he said, he rolled his eyes and left with him.
After all, think about it, it seems that it is, in this unpopulated prairie, a person will indeed be scared to death, too dangerous! And it's mainly boring and empty, without the kind of loneliness of the same kind, it will make people crazy.
He didn't expect that he and Ami would go out for so long and encounter so many things.
Then... then.... Then just play and forget!
After all, everyone is not as good as him, nor as nervous as Xue Qian.
Ami on the side tilted his head and watched this scene somewhat dumbly. He looked at Ye Tian with a helpless look, and at Wang Dafu who was holding Ye Tian.
For some reason, she had an impulse to drag Wang Dafu aside, her eyes flashed, and a tangled look appeared on her face.
"Puff~"
"This style of painting is wrong!"
"Uncle Melancholy, crying in the arms of a handsome and sunny man, how come I feel weird."
"The entire live broadcast room suddenly became and gay!"
"Hahahaha~~ I think so too, the heroes see the same thing!"
"Anchor, in your live broadcast room, are you hitting gays now?"
"Upstairs, be careful that the anchor follows the network cable and kills you!"
"Hehehe~~ Seeing this scene, I can't help but let out a knowing smile."
"God smiles heartily."
And looking at Ye Tian, whose painting style is getting crooked, his brain hurts too.
"Okay, don't cry, a big man, why cry? I said why you are so thin~EbookFREE.me~ I set a trap? You will also make a fire. You can always eat some meat. ! "Especially, Ye Tian said grimly as he watched this guy cry more and more fiercely.
It is said that women are made of water, and this man also has a lot of water!
Maybe the place where the water comes out may be different!
"I don't want it, I'll hold it for a while!" Wang Dafu refused directly, crying even louder.
Ye Tian was silent for a while, and said quietly: "It's still live streaming now!"
Snapped!
Wang Dafu directly let go. In less than a second, the tears on his face were wiped dry and his hair was rearranged. If it weren't for his red and swollen eyes, he really couldn't tell that this guy had just cried.
"Ye Tian, don't you say it earlier!" Wang Dafu said with a sullen expression.
Ye Tian: "......"
Ye Tian looked down at his dirty coat, compared to a middle finger, stepped aside, took off his coat directly, and replaced it with another one.
This time I came to the wilderness and brought some clothes to spare.
Back by the bonfire, I saw Wang Dafu looking at the pheasant and hare, swallowing his saliva, that was quickly peeling and plucking hair.
"By the way, how did you do it? Why did you lose so much?"
Ye Tian couldn't help asking again, and said at the same time: "I just walked back from above, looked at the trap, and caught so many pheasants and hares. You shouldn't be short of meat, don't you know how to barbecue? I’ve left you some condiments, so you can take the test at will, and you can eat it with some!"
When Wang Dafu heard this, he moved his hands and raised his head, his eyes almost popped out of his sockets, and cried, "You mean, you brought these pheasants and rabbits back from the trap?"
"nonsense!"
Ye Tian said: "If you don't get out of the trap, did you still fall from the sky?"
Wang Dafu instantly began to doubt life.