Chapter 553: I treat you as a friend, don't keep thinking about letting me be your father!

Ye Tian: "..."
He didn't expect this child to be so stupid, he would be so naive to believe.
He was speechless for a while!
Turned over, turned his back to Dahua, and said faintly: "The family inherits internal strength, only to the son, not to outsiders!"
Dahua got up, but walked into Ye Tian's field of vision, knelt down and hesitated again, then cried out with a serious face: "Dad!"
Ye Tian was shocked!
What he said did not mean that!
I don't want you to be my son, I mean to teach it to my son only, uh (⊙o⊙)... It seems there is nothing wrong with it!
Fuck, I didn't expect Dahua you to be such a person.
I take you as my friend, you want to be my son!
He Ling: "Puff"
Huang Lei: "Puff"
He Ling and Huang Lei, who were drinking water and eating melons, sprayed directly!
Looking at the two dumbfounded, they had just been apprentices, and now they recognize their father.
The development of this plot is a bit overwhelming, so fast!
If they remember correctly, Dahua is older than Ye Tian.
In the live broadcast room of the program group, the audience is the same.
"puff--"
"Puff puff"
"I'm a little rush to go to this corner!"
"This plot is developing so fast, I am a little bit unresponsive!"
"Made, I was drinking milk just now. When I heard this, I sprayed it directly. Now my female colleague looks at me with a complicated expression, because I sprayed him, what should I do? Wait online! Urgent! "
"Why is it called Dad suddenly?!"
"Dahua, I didn't expect you to be such a person!"
"However, his internal skills will only be taught to his son, and then he will recognize the anchor as his father later! I just want to call 666 for this routine!"
"Who said Dahua is stupid, I didn't even react to this turn around me!"
"Hahaha...I am so ridiculous, the development of this plot is caught off guard!"
"Forgive me for making pig laughs for being unkind!"
"On the ability to fool, I will serve the anchor!"
"The first time I heard someone speak of laziness so fresh and refined."
"Before I didn't believe that people could fool people into being fathers, I believe it now!"
"Awesome, anyway, the longest way I've walked now is the anchor's routine!"
"Laughing, my stomach hurts. It's so funny for me to slow down!!!"
...
"Don't make trouble!"
He Ling quickly stepped forward and helped Dahua up.
After all, this is in a variety show, the influence is very bad, and Dahua himself is an artist, which has a great influence on himself.
Huang Lei also said quickly: "Dahua, Ye Tian is fooling you, there is no photosynthesis in the human body, only plants have photosynthesis!"
But Dahua looked serious and said: "Teacher Ho, Teacher Huang, I seriously want to be a teacher! I have had a martial arts dream since I was a child. I once swore that once I meet someone who knows internal skills, I will definitely Will worship him as a teacher, now is the closest step to my dream, I will definitely not give up."
After that, I looked at Ye Tian: "Master! Please accept me as a disciple! I will definitely inherit your mantle and carry forward martial arts."
He Ling and Huang Lei were full of black lines.
Huang Lei said angrily: "Have you never studied junior high school biology? Only plants can photosynthesize!"
"I learned it!"
Dahua said with a serious face: "But the human body is very special, and no scientific research has shown that the human body cannot photosynthesize. What if internal energy can do this?"
Huang Lei: "..."
What you said makes sense, but he was speechless for a while.
"puff……"
"Puff ha ha ha..."
"Killing me!!"
"I almost believed what I said!"
"It's the first time I found Dahua and I can say something."
"I think what Dahua said makes sense!"
"Hahaha...Upstairs has been brainwashed by Dahua!"
"Anchor: I'm just bragging, I didn't expect anyone to really believe it."
He Ling looked at Ye Tian and said, "Ye Tian, ​​don't play anymore, you can explain to him quickly, he is going to be crazy!"
Ye Tian: "..."
He was just being lazy for himself, just looking for a reason, but he didn't expect this stuff to really believe it.
"Well, Dahua, I lied to you!"
Ye Tian got up from the bamboo chair and sighed and said, "Hurry up! Everyone is watching! Besides, I don't have a son as old as you. We are just friends. Don't treat me as a father."
He Ling and Huang Lei on the side heard black lines, but they didn't care if they heard Ye Tian had clarified.
Anyway, they feel that the last sentence is superfluous!
However, the plot did not develop as they thought.
"Master, I believe you!"
Hearing Dahua say this, he should be fine this time.
He Ling and Huang Lei both breathed a sigh of relief, but as soon as they were finished, they heard Dahua continue to say:
"The human body is a treasure in itself, and its internal strength can definitely make the body act like a plant with photosynthesis."
He Ling: "..."
Huang Lei: "..."
Ye Tian: "..."
That's it!
Die your head!
Can't your brains turn?
Ye Tian lay down like a salted fish again, and said angrily: "Get out! I don't need an untalented son like you."
"No, Dad, I won't get up today if you don't agree to it!" Dahua pleaded with his face all over.
He Ling: "..."
Huang Lei: "..."
This one is really shameless.
Damn, it's hard to look straight!
After explaining for a long time, I finally returned to the starting point, and it seemed to be getting more and more smooth.
Pengpeng on the side hesitated and said quietly, "Brother Dahua, you recognize your father like this, and your parents know you, are you sure you won't be beaten to death?"
Dahua's body suddenly stiffened, and he remembered the fear of being dominated by his parents at home. If they knew what he did, it would definitely be a mixed doubles.
"Well, Dahua, get up, I won't say you are an apprentice."
Ye Tian said, "But I can teach you a little bit of foundation, which can make you stronger and stronger!"
When Dahua heard this, his eyes suddenly brightened: "Really? Can I learn internal strength?"
"Of course not!"
Ye Tian refused without hesitation: "I said it~EbookFREE.me~ This is a single pass. I treat you as a friend. Don't always think of me as your father!"
He wants to learn internal strength too, but he can't!
Dahua looked disappointed: "Thank you, Master!"
When he said that, he knocked his head respectfully and then got up.
He Ling: "..."
Huang Lei: "..."
Pengpeng: "..."
The conversation between these two people feels awkward no matter how they listen.
It is as if one of them should not accept the other person as his son, while the other person should be his son.
And this ceremony is full of sense. Are they sure they are not watching a TV show? !
"Master, let's start training!" Dahua asked expectantly.