Chapter 582: Smelly
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Wilderness Lucky God
- Luo Qin
- 3586 characters
- 2021-03-04 05:36:26
?No, Huang Lei said solemnly to the camera: "These are all real bricks. I just moved from outside the yard. They are not props prepared by the show crew. Come on! Get closer to the camera and let everyone. See clearly!"
This kind of reality show often has only a general theme and no script, so more often, it is impossible to promote falsehood and pursue truth.
After hearing Huang Lei's words, Zhao Liya immediately stepped forward, picked up a brick with both hands, her face was full of surprise: "It's so heavy!"
These are genuine bricks, the kind of bricks used to build houses in rural areas. They are very strong! And it's generous!
At this moment, He Ling walked up to Ye Tian and asked in a low voice: "Ye Tian, is it okay? If it doesn't work, then there is no need to show it. We can explain to the audience that Teacher Huang is also open Just kidding, take it seriously!"
After all, Ye Tian's hands looked so white and tender. He went to split the bricks. Who knows the consequences, even if Ye Tian is very strong in combat and can fight very well, it is not the skill of hand-cutting bricks!
"Ha ha……"
Ye Tian smiled lightly and waved his hand: "It's okay! This level of difficulty is very ordinary to me!"
Suddenly Ye Tian changed to a serious expression: "Teacher He, do you know that there is a very important question in what you said?!"
"Ah?!" He Ling was taken aback for a moment, as if shocked by Ye Tian's serious expression, he also became serious, and asked softly, "What's the problem?!"
Ye Tian put his hand on He Ling's shoulder, and said seriously: "Man! You can't say no!"
He Ling: "..."
Is this the very important question you are talking about? !
Damn, he was still speechless for a crucial moment! It makes sense!
Seeing He Ling's speechless look, Ye Tian grinned, and then walked up with a relaxed face, and said: "It's okay, since five bricks have been moved, let's go with the five bricks!"
Bend down and placed the five bricks neatly, stacking them so tall!
Huang Lei was shocked when he heard what Ye Tian said!
Hey Hey hey!
It's all for you to step down, but you didn't step on it and jumped off!
Why don't you play cards according to the routine at all? !
The director of the program group was also surprised!
The development of this plot is not as expected.
He quickly pulled He Ling aside to negotiate, what's the situation? How did it become like this? !
Just when Huang Lei went out to move bricks, the director of the show team had already negotiated with Huang Lei, but this was not the subject of the original negotiations! This is out of control at all!
He Ling doesn't know either! He also looked blank!
Ye Tian just said it didn't matter, but he didn't tell him, he just shot five bricks, and it was obviously taken together!
Even if Ye Tian's strength is relatively strong, it is impossible to shoot five bricks at once!
"You all step back!" Ye Tian straightened up and said to Ye Huanglei and the others: "Being careful will hurt you!"
Huang Lei glanced at the director of the program group. What else would he like to say? ! But this kind of scene, what he wants to say, seems too late!
After all, it was a live broadcast. Now that Ye Tian was stopped, there was obviously a problem.
Walking aside, he asked He Ling in a low voice: "Ye Tian, is he okay?! What did he tell you just now? Isn't he very confident?!"
He originally thought that He Ling had just talked to Ye Tian, which was Huang Lei's original plan to let Ye Tian split a brick.
He Ling smiled bitterly, he didn't know!
He can say that Ye Tian just skinned it!
The two looked at Ye Tian with a worried expression. What if something went wrong? !
At this time, Ye Tian took a deep breath and squatted in a horse stance. He became a lot more serious. As Ye Tian became more serious, the atmosphere on the scene seemed to become a lot more serious.
The aura instantly changed with Ye Tian!
Does Ye Tian know how to do it? of course not!
But what does that matter?
But although he doesn't know how to do it, he must be full of momentum and rich in performance, otherwise the scene will not be shocking enough!
As for the five bricks, that is, five bricks. As far as his physical fitness and two superhuman skills are concerned, it is a matter of sprinkling water every minute!
No matter what, these are not important!
The most important thing-the posture must be handsome, the action must be handsome, and the hairstyle must be handsome!
"Iron!" The posture was set, and the skin of his right arm was as hard as iron in a moment of silent thought.
Half-squatting on a horse-step, strength continuously surged from under the feet, spreading along the thighs to the waist to the spine, to the shoulders, and finally to the arms!
All in one go!
"drink!"
There was a violent roar, and the sound was as bright as a bell, loud as thunder, and suddenly exploded in the ears of everyone on the scene!
People who are close can only feel a buzzing in their ears. This thunderous sound is too sudden and too loud!
Everyone only felt their heart suddenly burst, and all the blood rushed straight into the forehead from the body, watching the scene in horror.
The audience in the live room of the program group was also taken aback!
After all, no one thought that Ye Tian suddenly came so loud!
With Ye Tian's drink, the posture hand knife suddenly made a fist, and then slammed it directly with his arm like a hammer!
That's right, Ye Tian didn't plan to split the bricks with a knife from the beginning, but instead used his fist.
Hand knives or something, how can a fist drop it?
"lb--"
The sound of the collision is like the humming of steel and stones.
In everyone's incredible eyes.
I saw the five slabs stacked together, instantly under Ye Tianshabao’s big fist, the middle area that was directly hit, from top to bottom, a full 20 centimeters, directly turned into powder, one Shun to the end!
Below is a solid slate floor without any buffer gaps. This is done directly from the top to the ground by strong force, crushing the bricks into powder!
As for the area outside the hit area, it splits directly and spreads around.
If it weren't for Ye Tian to disperse them a bit in advance, it would really be possible to hit them.
Even so, the people around were shocked by the scattered stones, and reflexively stepped back.
Everyone was stunned by the scene before them! His mouth was open, completely speechless!
Seeing the bricks shattered to pieces, everyone was terrified. If this terrible power hits them, they will definitely be smashed into a pile of meat sauce without hesitation!
No matter how high the physical defense is, it cannot be as hard as a brick!
What hand breaks the brick?
Those are completely weak!
In the live broadcast room of the program group, at this moment, the barrage exploded directly!
"666"
"66666"
"Awesome, my anchor!"
"Kneel, completely kneel! Anchor, you will be my second uncle from today!"
"Nima! It turned into powder directly, shit! Is this a human?!"
"To tell you the truth, I'm 300 kilograms, not enough for the anchor to punch!"
"Speaking of what's in my heart's nest! I feel that the anchor can directly blow me up with a punch, just like the one that beats me directly into the flesh!"
"Damn! I just blinded my 24k titanium dog eyes!"
"It's so bright, so flashy! Who is pretending to be?! Why is it so dazzling?!"
"Anchor, I sincerely want to be a teacher, I can pay the tuition! 100,000 is not enough, no, 1 million is fine! I just want to learn from you!"
"Wow! Upstairs! Tyrant! Please hug your thighs!"
And Ye Tian clapped his hands and straightened up, as if he had done a trivial thing!
"The performance is over, get ready for dinner!" Ye Tian smiled slightly.
"You...you...are you okay with your hands?!" Zhao Liya stuttered a little at this time, stepped forward, grabbed Ye Tian's hands, kept turning and watching, looking carefully.
It was still smooth, white and slender, without any scars, or broken marks, not even a trace of rosy.
The little girl was completely stunned, there was really nothing at all.
How can it be? !
That's five bricks, real bricks!
This hand is even harder than the brick, which is totally unscientific!
And she just heard the sound of steel and stones clinking!
This hand is hardly made of steel, but it doesn't feel like it!
Obviously very soft and very comfortable to touch!
How about a bite? !
Zhao Liya would usually do it when she thought of it, especially when she had a convulsion. At this time, Zhao Liya was obviously convulsed.
Isn't this? Just open your mouth and bite!
Ye Tian saw this scene, full of black lines, this little girl film is convulsed again!
Just do it, now it's still talking!
It's too much, it's too much!
If it is not crowded, believe it or not, I will plug a big baby in, and see if you dare to move your mouth!
Thinking like this, at the same time I thought: "Iron!"
The skin on his hands was instantly hard as iron, and Ye Tian's face still had a calm smile, as if nothing had happened.
"Ah-so hard!"
As the bite went down, Zhao Liya suddenly let out an exclamation.
Quickly let go of Ye Tian's hand, because she felt like her teeth were biting on iron, and they almost broke!
It's obviously soft and comfortable to the touch, why does it change completely after biting it? !
Covering her mouth, looking at Ye Tian with a grimace, she felt her gums groaning.
Without a trace, Ye Tian pulled out a paper towel from the napkin box on the table and wiped away the saliva left by Zhao Liya on his hand.
With a smile on her face, Zhao Liya clearly felt a strong malice!
The scene is still quiet, and everyone still hasn't awakened from the scene just now.
But soon everyone was fully awake, because attention was completely diverted!
Because of what? !
Of course, it was because Ye Tian opened a chicken called Huaji. The fragrance of the chicken instantly swept the surroundings. The fatal temptation instantly caused everyone to swallow their saliva desperately, and there was no other mood to think about other things.
As for Zhao Liya, the little girl's movie, she basically forgot what had just happened in an instant. She immediately arched to Ye Tian like a slutty little sow, her eyes were shining, her body was trembling, she swallowed frantically, no matter what Whether it was her eyes or her body movements, they all expressed her desire for the food in front of her.
At this time, Zhao Liya had only one sentence in her heart: I'm good, Teacher He really isn't lying to me, how can this be so tempted?
Just by smelling the aroma, she knew that this food was absolutely superb!
Zhao Liya is an authentic snack food, she has an extremely keen sense of smell.
Now all of her body's instincts are talking to her, longing for this food!
The moment Ye Tian opened the chicken, Zhao Liya only felt that her eyes were dyed golden in an instant!
God!
What did she see?
This dish is actually shining golden light!
It's not the kind of special effects seen on TV and movies, it happened before her eyes.
Especially when the beckoning chicken was opened, the food wrapped in it still had a refreshing fragrance, which burst out like a small nuclear bomb.
Sight and smell superimpose at this moment. This is not the effect of 1+1 being equal to 2, but the effect of 1+1 being greater than 3.
At this moment, Zhao Liya has completely simulated in her brain the feeling of ecstasy of eating a chaffinch. Of course, it is only a simulation, because she has never eaten before, so naturally she doesn’t know the ecstasy. What is the immortal feeling!
But there is one feeling, she is very clear, that is-she wants, she wants, she wants!
After all, Zhao Liya hadn't seen Ye Tian make a chicken, so at this moment, if Ye Tian didn't support this little girl's head with her hands, she would have liked to bury her head in the chicken and the fragrance desperately.
He Ling and Huang Lei also surrounded him in an instant. Now who is thinking about what just happened, the most important thing now is to eat!
"Ye Tian, can you eat it?!" He Ling swallowed his saliva and asked.
"It's still a bit hot, but it's almost okay, Teacher Huang, bring a plate over!" Ye Tian said with a smile.
Under Ye Tian's order, Huang Lei immediately displayed a body speed that was not a middle-aged person at all, and almost brought a plate to Ye Tian in the blink of an eye.
Ye Tian took out the sharp blade and wiped it with a paper towel. Everyone only saw a flash of knife light in front of them, and then saw the whole beard chicken turned into chicken nuggets of almost even size, large and small, wrapped in the beard. The golden broth inside the chicken is soaked in every piece of chicken, so that every piece of chicken is dyed golden, full of jealousy.
"Okay! You can eat!" Then Ye Tian said.
He Ling, Huang Lei, and Peng Peng, who had been waiting for a long time, immediately attacked with the chopsticks in their hands.
The speed is completely comparable. It was caught almost at the same time, retracted at the same time, and then put in the mouth. At the same time, his eyes were bigger, and he chewed desperately.
"good to eat!"
"Really delicious!"
"too delicious!"
As they ate, they didn't forget to slap Ye Tian flattery. The three seemed to be familiar with each other, and they knew the routine completely!
But Zhao Liya, who only remembered drooling and swallowing, reacted at this time and was completely behind by more than one step.
Because when she wanted to eat, she realized that there were no chopsticks in her hand.
"Ah-Teacher He, Teacher Huang, you are too much!" He turned around and rushed to the other side of the table to get the chopsticks. When she came back, the three of them had already eaten a few yuan!
"You eat slowly! Save me some!" Zhao Liya almost cried when she saw this scene.
However, when the three of them heard Zhao Liya's words, not only did they not slow down, but they ate faster.
The gums that Zhao Liya hates are hurting!
Too bully!
How can you bully people like this? !
Everyone is a friend, why do you bully her like this? !
She quickly joined the battle, and she would be gone if she didn't eat it.
What do the four faintly feel missing? !
But at this time, they don't care about other things. After all, they eat slowly, and the other three will eat faster. They must eat more by themselves.
The four of them didn't see it at all. On the side, Ye Tian stepped back after cutting up the chicken.
Seeing the four people rushing into a crowd, Ye Tian smiled gently, he was not ready to join in the fun at all.
Doesn't he stop eating chicken? !
How can this be? !
Isn’t this another one? !
Since there is still one, why did you it with them? !
Many program crews have been attracted by the four people robbing a group, mainly everyone also wants to eat chicken, but they can only watch.
Too envious!
The director of the program group saw this scene and sighed and shook his head. Too young, too young!
Then he turned his head and glanced at Ye Tian, who silently opened the other chicken called the chicken, and then ate alone, the envy in his eyes quickly turned into substance.
Look, this is life, this is the real big boss. Look at the four other people grabbing a chicken and forming a group, where there are people, and it’s easy to eat a chicken!
Even the two old foxes were completely planted in Ye Tian's hands!
It is not without reason!
Ye Tian eats very elegantly, which is completely incomparable to those of the four people, but elegance does not mean that the eating speed is slow, and it is even more than the speed of eating together.
And eating it makes people look very appetizing!
He is completely a little expert!
But the director of the show group is envious!
But gradually, Ye Tian felt a little uncomfortable!
You say you admire it!
It's fine to watch it by the side, but disgust him for Mao? !
That’s right, the director of the program group was right next to him, looking straight at him. The distance from him was only ten centimeters, and he was drooling constantly. Many times the dripping saliva almost shook him. To him.
This is very disgusting, and the chicken that I eat feels a bit unappetizing.
The corners of his mouth twitched, a chicken leg was torn off, and it was directly inserted into the mouth of the director of the program group, and he said angrily: "Hurry up!"
"Okay!"
The director of the program group immediately smiled and happily took out the big drumstick in his mouth and licked it, then ran away and tasted it slowly.
The smirk on that face made Ye Tian couldn't help but want to beat him up when he saw it. Now the show crew is getting more and more dishonest, the director is getting more and more dishonest, and his face is getting thicker and thicker. , In order to achieve the goal, it is simply unscrupulous!
Sure enough, this program group is still the simplest, the cutest, and the most kind-hearted. It is really not easy to live in this program group!
He Ling and Huang Lei finally finished the plate of chicken, because Ye Tian cut relatively smaller pieces, so they took longer to eat.
I feel a sense of unfinished intention!
Then turned his head, suddenly shocked!
"Fuck!" He Ling exploded directly.
"Fuck!" Huang Lei followed closely.
What did they see?
Of course, Ye Tianzheng is enjoying a chicken exclusively!
Suddenly, they realized something was wrong. No wonder they always felt something was wrong when they were eating. There was obviously a very important existence, which suddenly disappeared, but at the time they only remembered to eat and wanted to eat more, so there was nothing. care.
And now that they saw Ye Tian, they finally understood. At that time, Ye Tian had disappeared, but it was a pity that they were stunned.
Damn it!
Even eat alone!
unacceptable!
Call them together if you eat!
Zhao Liya and Pengpeng, who were licking their fingers, also turned their heads and looked over, and they were all bewildered.
For a time, the four people were full of anger and anger to the extreme.
The four of them ate a chicken and rushed frantically, but this guy actually enjoyed a chicken alone.
Seeing the four men approaching arrogantly, Ye Tian calmed down!
That's simply a man who plays the role of one man, don't open it!
Stable as an old dog!
Originally, the live broadcast room of the program group was not aimed at Ye Tian's side, because at the beginning everyone focused on the four people rushing to eat the chicken. After all, the popularity of the chicken is quite high in the live studio.
So the audience also completely ignored Ye Tian, after all, with food, none of them still think of people.
At this time, as the camera turned, when he saw Ye Tian's side, everyone suddenly exploded.
"666"
"6666"
"I'll just say, why is the anchor missing?!"
"Damn! The anchor is so sloppy!"
"I finally understood why the anchor cut the chicken so small, I thought he was careful!"
"I'm thinking, will the anchor be beaten to death by four people!"
"O(≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓ clapping the table and laughing wildly!"
"233333333333333"
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"Have you finished eating?!" Ye Tian looked at the four people and asked calmly.
The most upright Zhao Liya was the first to exclaim indignantly: "How can you eat alone?"
The four of them ate a plate of chickens. This guy secretly ate a chicken, and he was almost finished eating. You said you were out of breath? !
I thought I had eaten a little less, so I could replenish it with the next chicken!
But now the next chicken is almost gone!
Too annoying!
I really want to kill this guy!
"That's right, Ye Tian, you are too much, how can you eat alone?!" He Ling also said immediately.
"Yeah! Ye Tian, you are too much this time!" Huang Lei also had a straight face.
"I also think that Brother Ye Tian is a bit too much this time!" Pengpeng on the side whispered.
In the face of four popular accusations~EbookFREE.me~ Ye Tian was still calm, and asked gently: "Where am I going too far?!"
"The four of us eat a chicken, but you eat one alone, isn't that too much?" Zhao Liya said angrily.
The fact is right in front of him, this guy wants to not admit it, Zhao Liya will never agree.
Ye Tian said naturally with a face: "Of course not too much!"
Upon hearing this, He Ling and Huang Lei on the side couldn't help it. The slippers in their hands were already taken off and ready.
This guy is so shameless!
I was arrested, and now it is still serious nonsense.
Must let him know why the chrysanthemum can be so red this time? !
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