Chapter 601: I'm a man who has learned Sun Tzu's 36 strategies

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In fact, when everyone heard Ye Tian talking with the guests, something was wrong, wondering what they wanted to do?
At this moment, I finally understand!
Everyone just wants to shout 666!
This operation is too irritating, and it is so irritating!
In the live broadcast room of the program group at this time, the screen is full of 666.
"666"
"6666"
"Killing me!"
"This suffocating operation is very much in line with the anchor's style."
"Puff-forgive me for laughing out unkindly!"
"Laughing at me! It's really funny! This shameless operation broke my waist!"
"Originally, what did I want to do as a host? I never thought there would be this routine."
"Distressed the guest for a second! But this guest is also a bit 6, and it turned out that the Buddha jumped over the wall!"
"This kind of guests who don't follow the routine can only be cured by the anchor!"
"This guest is really a bit too much. The one who ordered a dish turned out to be the Buddha jumping over the wall. I just want to say that the anchor-mourning [gan] heart [de] disease [piao] mad [liang]!"
...
And at this moment.
He Ling, who was stunned for a few seconds, suddenly rushed forward and unplugged the phone line in a hurry.
Everyone's brains are still in the middle of the crash, watching this scene even more dazed.
what's going on? !
Why unplug the phone line?
Ye Tian was also shocked!
I rely on!
Amazing, Teacher He!
At this point, even he didn't expect that Jiang was still hot.
An old house where a treasure.
Can't afford it! Can't afford it!
"Ling, what are you doing?" Huang Lei asked reflexively before he could react.
But when he asked, his head recovered from the crashed state, and he understood what He Ling meant, and immediately reached out and gave a thumbs up.
"Awesome! My teacher He!" Huang Lei said with admiration: "It's a beautiful job!"
"Hahahahaha... I've been rewarded! Ye Tian is still responding!" He Ling looked humble.
"No, no, no... or Teacher He is good, I didn't expect that." Ye Tian sighed from the bottom of his heart: "But I think if Teacher Huang reacts, he will do the same."
"Of course!" Huang Lei said stubbornly.
Not only did he have no objection to Ye Tian and Teacher He's approach, but he also agreed very much. This guest was too much to make such an unreasonable request.
This is completely beyond their tolerance. Buddha jumped the wall, tnnd, let you jump the wall, believe it or not?
The guest on the opposite side of the phone was also dumbfounded, and fell into a moment of silence as he listened to the beep from the phone.
She was also wondering just now, what did the other party want to do?
He was completely caught off guard by the other party, because this was not in her consideration at all, or he did not expect the other party to do it at all.
What a deep routine!
A suffocating routine!
A routine that is completely caught off guard!
Then he immediately chose...redial! If you lose, don't lose! Must get it back!
"Sorry, the number you dialed cannot be reached, please call again later!" A clear mechanical electronic tone came from the phone.
Guest: "..."
The guest did not give up, but continued to call!
"Sorry, the number you dialed could not be reached, please call again later!"
"Sorry, the number you dialed could not be reached, please call again later!"
"Sorry……"
I really can't make a call!
The guests' hearts are extremely complicated!
Is she going to have a problem?
A little flustered!
She is just a skin! They all learned from Ye Tian!
On the other side, in the mushroom house.
The director of the program group hid in the crowd, looking at the three people who were complimenting each other.
Is he coming out? Still come out? Still come out?
The practice of unplugging the telephone line is a serious violation of the rules of the program group, which means that this is an illegal operation and is prohibited by evil orders!
However, he is a little bit scared now and dare not go out!
But as a director, you have to be responsible for your own programs. This is the professional ethics of an entertainer.
He, but a person with strong professional ethics, always stands firmly on the front line at all times. Even if he is ill and hangs in salt water, he still fights at the forefront and works with his subordinates. Sweating like rain, just like the boss Iyutaro, radiating light and heat all the time.
So at this time, how could he back down?
The face of the director of the program group was full of firmness and determination. For his own career, he worked hard!
Then stretched out his hand to support the shoulder of the person in front, and then... slammed!
The person who was pushed out looked dumbfounded!
The voice of this figure is not someone else, it is the assistant director!
"Go and tell them that this is against the rules, and immediately plug in the phone line!" The voice of the program director came into his ears clearly from behind.
The assistant director looked wronged!
This is not his job at all!
Director, what about your professional ethics?
Every time everyone is educated, everyone is plausible. Why do you prefer yourself? Are you in a ball?
Two pitiful eyes turned to look at the director behind him, how I hope the director at this time can stand up and do it himself, instead of letting him go to the top!
But it's a pity! This unrealistic desire is impossible to realize.
"Go go go... hurry up! Otherwise your salary will be deducted!" The program director waved his hand and said with a threatening expression.
He also handed him a loud voice!
Assistant director, that was full of tears, almost crying aggrieved!
I'm your relative!
You must let me back the rhythm!
Even Loud Duke is ready! This is pushing him into the fire pit!
But it's a pity that the director of the program group was unmoved!
Watching the assistant director turn around and move forward step by step, he nodded in satisfaction.
Hum╭(╯^╰)╮
He is indeed a very professional director. He never slackens, works tirelessly and steadfastly fights on the front line. He sweats like rain every day, but he also has difficulties for such an excellent director. He has never met before, and today he Finally met!
So when he should give up, he decided to give up!
After all, he is not stupid!
You must be beaten when you come out!
When faced with this force majeure factor, he certainly chose to avoid it.
"Um... that, unplugging the phone line is against the regulations..." The director's assistant said with a trembling face holding a loud voice.
The words are not over yet!
piupiupiu
The three sounds that pierced the air suddenly remembered, and at the same time, accompanied by three black shadows, they smashed directly toward this side!
The three slippers fell directly on the face of the assistant director almost in no particular order.
One slippers hit the forehead, and the other two slippers hit the left and right cheeks. The division of labor is particularly clear and perfect!
Accurate! Fast! Loud!
"what--"
The words left in the assistant director's throat were interrupted before, and there was a scream in his mouth, which hurts!
So fast, he can't dodge it at all!
He knew it!
Already beware, but still can't help it!
Hearing the screams, Ye Tian, ​​He Ling, and Huang Lei also turned their heads quickly, as if they had hit the wrong person.
The three of them glanced at each other. The director, this guy, knows that the shield is coming out!
The three of them were waiting for the director to appear just now. Although they were chatting, they have been waiting for the director to speak. Although the slippers were not in their hands, they were on hand.
Unexpectedly, he was hidden by this guy!
The director of the program group who saw this scene suddenly shrank, and as expected, the three guys were waiting for him to speak.
Hehehe...
There are always people who better than you!
Fortunately, he is very foresighted!
Li Daitao stiff!
He is also a man who has learned Sun Tzu's 36 strategies of war.
And just when the director was just proud, the director's assistant, covering his face, came straight.
The staff immediately dispersed!
Revealing the director hidden in the crowd!
The smile on the face of the director of the program group has just discovered that it has not dissipated.
Stiff instantly!
I rely on!
Turning his head stiffly, he looked in Ye Tian's direction.
Immediately saw three smirk faces; and three slippers held high in their hands.
The director of the program group immediately got up and wanted to escape!
Unfortunately it's too late!
The three slippers are like tracking missiles equipped with a positioning device, and they fall on the head of the program director accurately.
The director of our program group is scrambling!
Are you kidding me, playing with the three of them?
Really tired of living!
Three people, each of whom has a higher IQ than the director of the show.
Really thought that after learning some 36 strategies of Sun Tzu's Art of War, he would be able to rebel against the objective?
Your uncle will always be your uncle, and your second uncle will always be your second uncle!
But soon, the director of the program group was surrounded by three people, squatting on the ground with his head in his arms, and huddled together.
The director of the program group shouted while holding his head: "The gentleman speaks but doesn't move!"
Ye Tian immediately scolded, "Don't scold anyone! Who is the gentleman?"
The director was stunned by this sentence for a while!
I rely on! This answer is not within range at all!
He Ling and Huang Lei nearby ~EbookFREE.me~, after hearing this, they couldn't help but laugh.
The brain hole is too big, this suffocating answer!
The director was stunned for a while, and then said grievously: "Slaps people without slaps, slaps in the face hurts pride!"
That means that he has already accepted his fate, you can hit it, anyway, don't hit me in the face!
Ye Tian curled his lips and said, "Have you never heard of a common saying? When you curse, you can only expose shortcomings, and you can only slap you in the face! How can you call assault if you don't slap your face?"
Program director: "..."
What your said is very reasonable, he was speechless for a while.
In the live broadcast room of the program group, the audience was laughing crazy!
This is the first time I have seen this scene! The key is still in a recorded variety show.
"666"
"6666"
"Society, I am an anchor, and there are not many people who are ruthless!"
"This kind of scene, I have lived for more than 20 years, this is the first time I see you!"
"This is the most insulting director I have ever seen, not one of them!"
"This godlike conversation!"
"On eloquence, the anchor is unparalleled!"
"Hahahahaha... My face hurts when I laugh, and my Mac is laughed out!"
"Director, show your face! You must be hot tomorrow!"
"I dare to assert that this director is on fire!"
...
Although knowing that the live broadcast room had exploded at this time, the director at this time didn't panic at all.
As long as he does not show his face, everything is easy to say!
Protecting his face is his greatest dignity at this time!
Be the best show, be the most persuasive director, let others say it!
.. m.