Chapter 631: The right way for men to take a bath
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Wilderness Lucky God
- Luo Qin
- 1204 characters
- 2021-03-04 05:36:35
But Ye Tian went to prepare the fruit plate. After all, what a man said, he must do it, and he must not break his promise.
Then half an hour later.
When Li Ni and Song Zhu came out of the shower, they saw Ye Tian eating a large fruit plate happily, almost finished eating.
Seeing this scene, Song Zhu ran over immediately and snatched the rest from Ye Tian's hands.
"Brother Ye Tian, didn't you say that you prepared it for us? Why are you almost finished eating?" Song Zhu looked speechless.
Ye Tian's face suddenly stiffened, he cut the fruit plate, and waited and waited for no one. He even handled the two begging chickens and buried them in the ground. Then he couldn't help but ate, eating while eating. Instruct Dahua and Pengpeng to control the flames, and then they almost finished eating accidentally.
Of course he would never admit it!
"Cough cough cough..."
Ye Tianyi solemnly explained: "That's not because you wash too slowly, the time passes too long, the fruit will be oxidized when exposed to oxygen in the air, and it will not taste good, so I do not waste fruit or food. , I have to solve some for you first."
Then, without waiting for the two girls to speak, they stood up and said at the same time: "I'm going to take a bath. Your girls are really slow to take a bath. It's too inked. I tell you, you are a waste of water. I don't know. , I thought you did something shameful in it."
Turn around and run away!
Song Zhu: "..."
She was speechless for a while, and watched Ye Tian enter the house.
She even had an illusion, as if the fault was on them, because they took a bath too slowly.
Also wasted water resources!
I couldn’t let out my breath, so I had to pick up a strawberry and stuff it in my mouth, ah~ it’s so sweet, so delicious, where is it oxidized!
"Puff--"
Li Ni couldn't help laughing: "Okay, I'll go wash some fruit."
Friends in the live broadcast room, everyone laughed at this scene.
"Hahaha"
"Hahahaha"
"If I hadn't just watched the whole process, I would almost believe it."
"For this explanation, I give full marks!"
"23333...I have never seen such a brazen person ('? 罀?`)!!!"
Then, just three minutes later, Ye Tian changed his clothes and came out, his hair wet and refreshed.
At this time, just right, Li Ni had just prepared a fruit plate.
"See? This speed is called a bath." Ye Tian raised an eyebrow at Song Zhu triumphantly.
Then unceremoniously, he sat next to Song Zhu, picked up the fruit and stuffed it into his mouth, with a satisfied expression.
"We are girls, of course the bath is slow." Song Zhu rolled her eyes and said with a look of disgust, "Besides, are you taking a bath? Rub it with shampoo, then wash it with shower gel, and rinse all over. It's over directly, you men don't understand the enjoyment of bathing at all."
"No! You are wrong!" Ye Tian retorted immediately.
"what?"
Song Zhu was taken aback, somewhat puzzled: "What am I saying is wrong?"
Li Ni on the side also had a look of doubt, he felt that there was nothing wrong with Song Zhu.
"Yes!"
Ye Tian said with a serious face: "I didn't use shower gel at all in the bath. I rubbed my head with shampoo and touched my whole body by the way. This is called a man's bath."
Song Zhu: "..."
Li Ni: "..."
The two girls were speechless for a while.
What the hell, it is even simpler than what they said. The way men take a bath has opened up a new world and gained a new understanding.
In the live broadcast room of the program, the response from the water friends was particularly enthusiastic.
"666"
"6666"
?_?) I lost at the bottom!"
"Although I don't want to admit it, I'm like this."
"Hahahaha... forgive me for the unkind laugh."
"It turns out that I am not alone, and the anchor takes a shower like this."
"Oh my God! So you boys take a shower like this."
"The content is too real and causes intense discomfort."
"Finally know why men take a bath so fast!"
...
The baths of women and men are indeed different.
No matter what the two girls thought, Ye Tianke ate the fruit happily.
There is a real difference between what is grown in the field and what is bought outside, at least it tastes great.
After all, the fruits sold outside are frozen and transported, and the taste is still a bit different.
Soon, it's dinner!
This meal opened Li Ni and Song Zhu's eyes.
It turned out that the last variety show was so good!
The key is so delicious!
Don't talk about Song Zhu, she is usually a snack goods, and snacks are constant.
Even if it was Li Ni, it was a joy to grab.
As for the object of looting, of course Ye Tian made the chicken.
"too delicious!"
"Ye Tian, why is your chicken so delicious?"
The two girls exclaimed while eating.
Ye Tian: "Cough cough cough..."
But this admiration almost choked Ye Tian and his liver spurted out.
"Don't talk nonsense, this is a serious show, don't drive indiscriminately." Ye Tian said angrily.
Li Ni hadn't reacted at first, after all, all her attention was on the chicken.
And when she reacted, the whole face was instantly red like a pig's waist.
"You...you...what are you talking nonsense?" Li Ni couldn't believe what she had just said. She seemed to have lost her memory. She was too ashamed to delete the memory.
"Ahem -"
Snapped!
He Ling immediately slapped Ye Tian on the back and said, "Don't molest the other girl! Nini, leave him alone, this guy is not in good shape all day long, we all know what you mean, so there is no need to explain. Up."
"Yes, yes, yes! Don't listen to him talking nonsense!" Huang Lei took a sip of beer and another mouthful of the chicken, and said with a full face: "This guy is owed and owed."
But the more I say this~EbookFREE.me~ Li Ni is more uncomfortable!
This simply kept her reminiscing about what she had just said, and at the same time some unsuitable images appeared in her head.
Ye Tian: "..."
Ye Tian looked dumbfounded, did he say something wrong?
by!
He is maintaining the show.
He is for justice, he is a positive person!
Song Zhu raised her little head with a look of confusion, and asked, "What are you talking about? Why can't I understand what you mean?"
"Continue to eat your chicken!" Ye Tian said angrily.
"Hmm."
Song Zhu immediately said happily, "Brother Ye Tian, your chicken is so delicious."
That innocent smile, that sincere praise, incomparable sincerity, incomparably beautiful.
Ye Tian: " ̄□ ̄||"
Li Ni: " ̄□ ̄||"
Huang Lei: " ̄□ ̄||"
He Ling: " ̄□ ̄||"
The air is quiet, so good!
Maybe it feels quiet, too embarrassing, and the atmosphere is too weird.
Ye Tian showed a sincere smile and couldn't help saying: "It's delicious, you can eat more!"
But in the eyes of others, this smile is not so sincere and even very evil.
He Ling: "Shut up!"
Huang Lei: "Shut up!"
Li Ni: "Shut up!"
Li Ni's face was red, her eyes were shy, but her voice was unusually firm.
This guy is so bad, how can he say such evil things?
What is delicious? You just eat more.
Pooh!
Men don’t have a good thing.
At this moment, Ye Tian felt a strong malice: ╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻………………
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