Chapter 71: I'm Lei Feng's brother, detonator

　　 Ye Tian laughed as soon as he said this.
　　 Jiang Shuying hurriedly pulled Radilireba, and Dilireba was taken aback, only to realize that she had said something wrong, and her face blushed suddenly.
　　 Ye Tian laughed aside and received: "Yes, yes, I will be responsible to the end."
　　 Friends of water also kept laughing when they saw it.
　　 "Dilraba is so cute."
"Killing me."
　　 "Laugh, don't you see people eating delicious food and drinking millions of red wine showing affection with big beautiful stars! How about you!"
　　 "MLGB, which pot is not opened and which pot is to be picked! What is your intention!"
　　 "That's because the anchor has the ability. If you don't accept it, you should go! You can't starve to death!"
　　 "666666666"
　　 "Hahaha, awesome! Good point!"
　　 System: Extra task progress: 60/100! The third course: Baiwei grilled crocodile! Reward: 100w cash!
　　 Ye Tian was taken aback, oh shit! If there is such a reward, just give me a million in cash.
　　 "System! Don't you know what to give away, and then give me a million cash!" Ye Tian said in his heart.
　　 System: "Don't you want it? Then I take it back!"
　　 Ye Tian was taken aback, and quickly said: "Farewell! No matter how small a mosquito is, it is meat! I just laughed at it, haha!"
　　 Looking back at the poor water friend, Ye Tian smiled and said: "Hey, the anchor went to think about food two days ago, and didn't tell the water friends a joke. Why not tell you a few now!"
　　 The friends on the water immediately became interested when they heard it.
Ye Tianyin said twice, and then said: "In the past, a female spy was arrested by the enemy, and then the enemy forced her to be written by his own chief, and the chief was drawn to the bait. In desperation, the female spy could only write. , But after the female agent finished writing, she secretly pulled out a piece of hair from her private part and clamped it in the letter. After seeing the letter, the officer thought about it for a long time! Then she suddenly realized! She said two words: conspiracy!"
　　 "6666666666"
　　 "666666666666"
　　 "Talent, hahaha!"
　　 "Puff, hahahaha! Conspiracy! 6666666!"
　　 "I'm laughing so hard, awesome! Amazing!!"
Ye Tian cleared up his emotions and continued: "I will tell the truth next. Just two years ago, I passed a car at night when I went home. There was a couple of men and women sitting in the car. They looked very hot and their clothes were all stripped off. The woman’s expression is very uncomfortable, as if she is dying of hypoxia. The man is doing artificial respiration with his mouth facing his mouth. Life is dead and there is no need to hesitate. I felt that I found a brick and smashed the car glass. The man and woman immediately jumped out and lived a long time. , I keep shouting who it is! Who is it! But I have already gone far, spreading positive energy and filling the world with love. Don't ask who I am, I am Lei Feng's brother! Detonator!"
　　 "Hahaha, anchor, you are dying!"
　　 "666666, you have to laugh at your labor and capital."
　　 "MLGB, brat! You were the one who smashed the glass of my car back then!! Let me catch you!"
　　 "Hahahaha, 66666666!"
　　 "I didn't really run into it!"
Ye Tian was taken aback, and said quickly, "Ahem, the anchor just told a joke, it's not true or true, the weather is good today, the anchor tells two more. A bus is driving on a rugged mountain road. It was getting dark and the man in the car woke up from his sleep... Suddenly, he found that the tourists in the car were gone, even the driver disappeared, but the car was driving slowly along the mountain road! The man trembled all over , Shouted: There is a ghost! There is a ghost! Suddenly there is a sound from the car window, there is you, the car is broken, we are all pushing down, and you are sleeping alone."
　　 "666666"
　　 "66666666"
　　 "Yes, haha."
"The neighbor’s little sister came to play at home, and the little nephew was so happy that he took out his treasured nutrition express, poured a cup for the little girl, and then picked up a little bit for herself with a bottle cap and clinked glasses with the little girl... After drinking, the little nephew pretended to be drunk, and his body was sloppy. The little girl was very happy and laughed at him: "This is milk, not wine. You won't be drunk. . "The little nephew replied: "The dimples on your face made me drunk." The little girl smiled happily...I was stunned when I was watching.
　　 "Hahaha, 66666!"
　　 "No wonder being single for a lifetime."
　　 "Are children so precocious now!"
　　 "6666666666."
　　 Ye Tian smiled and shook his head and said, "Okay, the joke is over, time is almost up, see you tomorrow."
　　 After closing the live broadcast room, Ye Tian lay lazily on the bed. Fortunately, after working for so long, the results did not disappoint.
　　 Jiang Shuying and Di Lieba also lay down afterwards.
　　 This is the first time Ye Tian awake and lie down with Jiang Shuying Di Lieba like this, before fainting or sleeping first.
　　 This is the real thing, and I feel a little embarrassed.
Ye Tian turned his head and looked at the two of them. The atmosphere was a bit awkward. Just as Ye Tian was at a loss, Jiang Shuying moved to Ye Tian, ​​next to Ye Tian, ​​and reached out to hug Ye Tian’s stomach. .
　　 After seeing Di Lieba, he puffed his mouth and looked unconvinced.
　　 Ye Tian can't stand it a bit now, this happiness came too suddenly, Ye Tian suddenly seemed to think of something, this piece of clothing on his body was worn on his body when he came, so in his trouser pocket...
　　 Ye Tian moved his hand slowly, put his hand in his trouser pocket and felt for a long time, but he couldn't find it.
　　 "Eh! I remember it was in this trouser pocket! Why is it gone!" Ye Tianzheng muttered ~EbookFREE.me~ Jiang Shuying suddenly asked, "What are you looking for?"
　　 Ye Tian was taken aback, and said quickly: "It's nothing, my thighs are numb."
　　 Jiang Shuying covered her mouth and smiled, and then said: "You are not looking for that thing, right?"
　　 Ye Tian shook his body and quickly said: "How is it possible! What do you think! Ouch, my feet, oops, I'm so tired, I'm going to sleep."
　　 Ye Tian closed his eyes as he said, but Ye Tian regretted it in the next second.
　　 "Fuck, Ye Tian! Are you not so tugging at ordinary times? Why do you drop the chain at a critical moment! It's useless!" Ye Tian scolded himself secretly.
　　 Jiang Shuying watched Ye Tianzhen go to bed, and then closed her eyes.
　　 After a long time, Ye Tian woke up suddenly. After waking up, Ye Tian was surprised to see that Jiang Shuying was staring at him at this time, and Jiang Shuying's hands had been put into her pants.
　　 Ye Tian buzzed his head and exploded, and there was an instant reaction below.
　　 Jiang Shuying was taken aback, startled: "Good...big."
　　 Ye Tian didn't care about anything at this time, stretched out his hand and began to swim back and forth on Jiang Shuying's body. Jiang Shuying closed his eyes and pressed these lips, seeing that Ye Tian was even more prosperous.
　　 Unknowingly, Ye Tian's hand was placed on Jiang Shuying's charming thighs. Ye Tian wanted to touch the white and tender thighs long ago.
　　 Tonight finally got his wish, and then Ye Tian became more courageous and slowly reached into Jiang Shuying's jacket. This was the first time Ye Tian touched a woman's white rabbit. Ye Tian found it soft and comfortable.
　　 Jiang Shuying suddenly couldn't help but gasped twice. This really made Ye Tian dizzy and couldn't find North.