Chapter 286: Openly ridicule "future mother-in-law"

When I finished saying this, God knows that my scalp is upright. Because my mother is a teacher, she has been very strict with me since I was a child, let alone not going home to live, even if I come home five minutes late from school, my mother has to ask the roots to figure out my five minutes. Where is the delay?
Sure enough, three seconds after my voice fell, my mother said solemnly and solemnly: "Where are you now, I will let your dad drive to pick you up."
I winked at Li Runzhu, motioned to her that I said this would not work, Li Runzhu waved at me and told me to continue to carry on.
I also drank a little too much and didn't want to drink a whole bottle of beer, so I had to bite the bullet and replied: "Mom, the room that Ji Guanxin opened in the hotel is a suite. We won't live together."
My mother had a vague sign of anger, she replied decisively: "No."
"You're not homeless, go to any hotel, Zijin said where you are, we will drive to pick you up."
I just wanted to say that I was joking, but Ji Guanxin was one step ahead of me. He suddenly said to the phone: "Auntie."
My mother paused, then changed her tone, and said softly: "Guanxin?"
Ji Guanxin smiled and said, "Yes, auntie, it's me."
"Guan Xin, where are you and Zijin? I will ask your uncle to pick her up, so that she won't bother you."
Ji Guanxin smiled and said, "It's okay, Auntie, let Ziyan live here. It's too cold. Don't toss about it. It's too troublesome."
My mother said: "It's not troublesome. It passed after a few minutes of driving. How can Zijin become so drunk after drinking."
Ji Guanxin said: "She's by my side, she's going to sleep soon"
Ji Guanxin is too capable of making trouble. I am afraid that my mother will suddenly turn her face at the end of the trouble, so I rushed to reply: "Mom, don't listen to him teasing you, we are all in the karaoke hall, Chen Chen, Runzhu and Siyu them All next to me."
I stunned Chen Chen beside me, and Chen Chen hurriedly said, "Auntie, I am Chen Chen."
Li Runzhu also smiled and said, "Auntie, this is Runzhu. Zijin lost the game. I asked her to call you to scare you."
Li Runzhu's dad knows my mom very well, so my mom replied politely: "You kid, you scared me to death. Watch me turning around and don't tell your dad."
Li Runzhu laughed, everyone greeted my mother, and then my mother put down his guard.
Finally, when it came to Ji Guanxin, he took his cell phone and said, "Auntie, you just can’t believe me like that."
My mother said: "Auntie can't trust you, auntie can't trust Zijin."
Ji Guanxin smiled and said, "You're afraid that Zijin will try to mislead me after drinking too much."
My mother said: "She drank too much and was crazy, you can't control her then."
"Then if I can manage her auntie, would you let me take her back to the hotel tonight"
I directly reached out to hit Ji Guanxin and gave him a hard look. My mother also gave Ji Guanxin face, and replied: "You take it away, there will be times when you will suffer later."
"Auntie, I take it seriously."
Ji Guanxin and my mother were chatting with no one beside the mobile phone, and everyone around them looked at me with a smile, as if Ji Guanxin was the intended son-in-law of my family.
I was also afraid of any sparks between them, so I quickly found an opportunity to hang up the phone.
We have been playing in the private room until around nine o'clock in the evening, and everyone has received calls from home asking when to go back. Originally, we wanted to have dinner, but because of everything, we ended up straight away.
A group of us broke up at the door of KTV, Li Runzhu told me: "Tomorrow at 11:30 in the morning, don’t forget."
I said: "Am I a pig?"
Li Runzhu smiled and said, "I'm afraid you will go to drink with your new brother at night. If you drink too much, it will delay things."
Ji Guanxin smiled and replied: "Don't worry, I will send her home safely."
Tian Haosong asked: "I won't go back to the hotel."
I said: "Hurry up, you guys, a group of 38."
After saying goodbye to each other, Ji Guanxin and I got in the car. Ji Guanxin said while wearing a seat belt, "I'm so hungry after drinking a lot of alcohol."
I asked: "What do you want to eat"
He did not answer the question: "Please"
I clapped the bag in my hand and replied openly: "Just tell me what you eat, some are money"
Ji Guanxin smiled and said, "Don't you say your barbecue is delicious, take me there."
I said: "I can remind you in advance that the barbecues here are all tin sheds, which are the ones with stoves inside. You can't bear it."
Ji Guanxin turned the steering wheel and replied casually: "With you, when did I pick a place?"
When I heard this sentence at the time, I didn't think much, but after a long time, when I recalled Ji Guanxin's sentence at this time, I felt a lot of emotion in my heart.
Indeed, with the people you like, it doesn’t matter what you eat and where you live. Just like the famous saying on the Internet, if you find the right person, you will spend the festival every day. If you find the wrong person, you will spend the Qingming Festival every day.
Under my guidance, Ji Guanxin drove to a street in the night market. Although Liangcheng is small, it is the most famous place to eat in the surrounding cities. We have everything here, not to mention ninety o'clock at night, even three or four in the middle of the night.
On both sides of the street, there are densely packed tin carts, with white smoke coming from the chimney. A man wearing a big cotton-padded jacket and two cotton trousers is grilling skewers outside his tin cart. You can smell the stimulating barbecue smell from far away.
I asked Ji Guanxin to park the car on the side of the road, and then we pushed the car door down.
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Walking side by side into the night market, there will always be someone who greets: "Two of you, come in and have something to eat. We have everything here."
I have a deli that I often eat, so I took Ji Guanxin to a tin shop called Fatty BBQ. There are only five tables in the house, and only one is left at this time.
I reached out to pull the iron handle on the door, but when I first touched it, I screamed.
Ji Guanxin was taken aback, looked at me who was holding my left hand tightly, and asked nervously: "What's wrong?"
I grinned back, "Static, it hurts me to death."
Ji Guanxin's expression relaxed, he glanced at me squintly, and said, "There are so many things, what am I doing?"
He was only half talking and stretched out his hand to pull the door, but I saw bright white static light between his finger and the doorknob.
Ji Guanxin inhaled straight after being clicked, and I stood at the door and laughed.
Ji Guanxin glared at me and said, "Why are you laughing?
I said, "Open the door, let's go in and say."
Ji Guanxin was scared by the electric shock, raised his eyebrows and said, "Why do I drive you, why don't you drive?"
I said: "Aren't you a man"
"Ladies first."
"Are you a man?"
"You don't know if I am a man"
We were blushing at the door and our necks were thick. The female boss in the house came out of the kitchen, opened the door, and said with a smile: "Do you two have barbecue?"
Ji Guanxin took his long legs and went up two small steps, and I followed him in.
It's really a place to slap a bit, the other four tables are full, only the table closest to the stove is left.
Because the northeast is very cold in winter, everyone is wearing thick down jackets, and it is hot in the tin shed, so everyone takes off their jackets and places them in the empty seats. After Ji Guanxin and I came in, there was no place to get a seat. The female boss said to the other guests at the table: "Thank you, please, please clean up someone's clothes, the guests are here."
A few people got up to get the clothes, but they had nowhere to put the heavy down jackets.
Ji Guanxin said: "Just give us a side. Let's sit together."
The female boss was so happy that she helped clean up, and the other guests nodded to Ji Guanxin, "Thank you."
I sat side-by-side with Ji Guanxin, with the stove behind me. At first, I felt warm, but it didn't take long for it to be hot.
We also took off our coats and sat in the shed in sweaters.
Ji Guanxin asked me to order, and I ordered both the delicious foods he liked and the ones he might like. We sat on a small sofa with torn leather and ate skewers. The familiar voices around us were all Northeast accents. I suddenly felt very warm, so warm that I wanted to laugh.
Ji Guanxin glanced at me sideways and asked aloud, "Why is it weird to laugh."
I will not answer the question: "You really won't go home for the New Year."
Ji Guanxin said: "Why are you so afraid that I will stay with you to celebrate the New Year"
I said: "Why don't you go home for the New Year, your parents don't want you"
Ji Guanxin said: "Three hundred and sixty-five days a year, do you have to wait for the New Year to see if you want to see one day?"
I said: "New Year is reunion."
"I will be reunited with you this year." Ji Guanxin said, slurping.
He didn't see that one part of the sign was blackened, and the charcoal was rubbing against the corner of his mouth. I lifted my chin to indicate that the corner of his mouth was black.
"Yeah" Ji Guanxin didn't understand, so I picked up a tissue and wiped it for him.
Ji Guanxin looked at me, suddenly curled his lips and smiled, and then said: "It's rare to see you have such a gentle side."
I gave him a blank look: "I'm more tender when I'm gentle"
Ji Guanxin said: "Why didn't you see how gentle you are to me"
I said: "My tenderness is all pretended, and now this is who I am."
After all, I deliberately ate half of a lamb kidney in one bite.
Ji Guanxin looked disgusted: "Ru Mao drinks blood."
I said: "This is called going to the village to do whatever you like."
Ji Guanxin asked: "The girls here are gulping their kidneys"
I caught a glimpse of the woman at the opposite table looking to me, so I lowered my head and said in a low voice to Ji Guanxin: "You are afraid that others don't know that I love to eat kidneys, dare you dare to speak louder."
With a big smile on Ji Guanxin's handsome face, he smiled and said: "You are still in the countryside, I think you are so rough, like a rough guy. Chen Chen is pretty good, he doesn't curse or eat. kidney."
His words can be regarded as let me find the point of attack. I immediately raised my eyebrows and looked at him, pointed at him and said, "Then, Chen Chen is a well-known person, so you should not hit her."
Ji Guanxin snorted from his nose and replied aloud: "She is not my dish, you are."