Chapter 432: I’ve never seen him crazy, not my own

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I have long heard that in Binhai, you can sell monkeys and raise monkeys. Just like raising a dog, you can apply for a permit. But I didn't expect that Luo Xiangdong's playfulness would be so big, or that I could not understand how this group of wealthy people had fun in their daily lives.
Luo Xiangdong was sitting on the sofa. He picked up his cell phone and didn't know who to call. I only heard that he wanted a dozen monkeys, and he sent them right away.
After he hung up, I immediately asked him: "You want to use the monkey to scare Brother Chao?"
Luo Xiangdong’s handsome face was full of playful expressions. Hearing this, he answered me aloud: "Wait for a good show tonight."
Luo Xiangdong and I sat in the room watching TV. After about an hour, the doorbell rang. He got up and went to open the door. A man came in with a small car that was not tall enough. The car was closed, but I heard a squeaking sound from inside.
He hurriedly got up and looked at it. Luo Xiangdong just lifted the cover of the car. Inside were a bunch of little monkeys with forearms.
The man pushing the monkey cart said in Mandarin full of coastal accent: "Here, there are a total of nine monkeys, all of which are very healthy."
I was also a little afraid of monkeys, so I hid behind Luo Xiangdong, only showing my head and looking into the car. Each of the little monkeys slapped their faces and had big eyes. They were not as good as I thought they were. They sat in the car peacefully, turning their heads to look somewhere.
Luo Xiangdong asked, "Does this monkey bite and scratch?"
The man said: "No, they are all domesticated by our breeders, so they are very suitable for domestic raising."
Luo Xiangdong nodded, and then said: "I gave them away, so let's take them to the next door from outside the balcony. I will give them to you at the price you bought, and you will take them later when they are used up."
The man was naturally happy, and immediately pushed the monkey cart to the balcony with Luo Xiangdong. When I got to the balcony, I found that the balcony on this side was only one meter away from the one next door. If you directly press the doorbell on Dou Chao's side, he will definitely not open it, and it is also forgotten that Luo Xiangdong came up with such a rut. I really admire him and hurt his home.
The man stood by the balcony, opened the car cover, and took a little monkey out of it. I saw him reach out and touch the back of the little monkey, then suddenly raised his hand and threw the little monkey to the opposite balcony. The little monkey opened its four claws in the air, and then gently landed on the ground on the opposite balcony.
I was so frightened that I took a breath of air-conditioning, because after all, it was very high, I was afraid that one would not be allowed to fall.
Luo Xiangdong stretched out his hand and made a "silence" gesture to me, fearing that I would call Dou Chao.
I couldn't help but walk up to the monkey seller and whispered to him: "You slow down."
The man nodded, and then began to transport the second little monkey.
In fact, the two balconies are very close, and Luo Xiangdong said to me, "I really want to jump over by myself, but forget it after thinking about it. He is more afraid of monkeys than me."
I'm so thankful that Luo Xiangdong didn't jump by himself, otherwise I would really be scared to death by him.
In less than two minutes, the man transported all nine little monkeys to the opposite balcony. Looking at the monkeys squatting on the balcony, I suddenly wanted to laugh. Don't say you are afraid of monkeys, but you are not afraid of it. You have to be surprised when you see this scene, right?
A group of little monkeys didn’t stay on the balcony for long. They looked around. After the first one went through the open window, the second one, the third... Soon there were only two monkeys left on the balcony. .
Luo Xiangdong was so excited that he pulled me and said, "I don't know where to go to watch the excitement."
I can't laugh or cry: "Will it hurt too much?"
I am afraid that Dou Chao will be frightened by Luo Xiangdong, and it will be a crazy revenge. I am caught between them, and there is always a sense of crisis.
Luo Xiangdong held back his laugh, lowered his voice and said, "I really want to jump over to see the expression on Dou Chao's face. I don't want to miss any wonderful pictures."
I said, "What you are afraid of, this is no less than putting a bunch of ugly ghosts in my house."
While we were talking, we walked into the living room from the balcony. Luo Xiangdong picked up his mobile phone and called Shen Zisong. Not long after, Shen Zisong came over from the same floor. After entering the door, he immediately smiled and asked Luo Xiangdong: "Did you really put a monkey in his house?"
Luo Xiangdong smiled and nodded: "Is there still on the balcony. If you don't believe me, go and see."
Shen Zisong went to the balcony, and when he came back, tears of laughter rolled in his eyes, and he clapped his hands in applause.
I thought to myself, what kind of friends are these.
Shen Zisong and Luo Xiangdong have been studying in the house how long it will take Dou Chao to discover that there are monkeys in the house. I also thought that so many monkeys should be found soon, but more than ten minutes passed and there was no movement next door. .
Luo Xiangdong asked, "Is he next door?"
Shen Zisong nodded: "Not long after you and Zijin came back, he came back with the woman."
Luo Xiangdong smiled but did not smile: "I guess I haven't seen it in the bedroom yet."
Shen Zisong also smiled and said, "If this doesn't come out all night, wouldn't it be possible to see it tomorrow morning?"
Luo Xiangdong quickly said: "No, I can't wait."
After all, he picked up his mobile phone and called Dou Chao, with a voice over.
The connection sound of ‘beep beep’ sounded, and the other party hung up after three beeps. Luo Xiangdong fights again, and the other party hangs up again. After several times, Dou Chao simply shut down.
Shen Zisong smiled and said, "That guy must have done nothing good."
I thought of the time when Luo Xiangdong and I were interrupted before, and I also guessed what Dou Chao was doing next door now.
Luo Xiangdong said: "Don't worry, he must call over when he is done in a while."
The three of us sat on the sofa in the living room chatting and eating fruit, probably after ten or twenty minutes. Sure enough, Dou Chao called.
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After Luo Xiangdong connected, he deliberately scolded: "Dare you come out?"
Dou Chao smiled and said, "Why are you so angry? You two haven't gotten things done for a long time?"
Through the phone, I was embarrassed by Dou Chao, not to mention that Shen Zisong was still there. I couldn't wait to find a place to get in.
Luo Xiangdong said: "Dou Chao, you come to my side now, I will give you a chance, otherwise I will see you tomorrow and you know what the consequences will be."
Dou Chao said: "I knocked on your door, and you kicked my door. We are even tied."
Luo Xiangdong said: "Don't grind, Zisong is here too, we plan to go out to play, are you going?"
"real or fake?"
Shen Zisong said: "I'm here, come here, we have been waiting for you for a long time."
Dou Chao loves to play, for fear that others will leave him behind. He said: "For the sake of your kind invitation to me, wait a few minutes for me, and I will come over after a shower."
After hanging up the phone, Luo Xiangdong and Shen Zisong slapped an excited palm, then got up and walked out.
I hurriedly said: "Why are you going?"
Luo Xiangdong turned his head and took my hand, and walked out with me, saying, "I'm going to watch a good show."
The three of us stood in the corridor after we left the door. Shen Zisong lowered his voice and said, "He must be so scared later that he is louder than a woman."
Luo Xiangdong said: "He was scared like a maiden in Thailand before, and his face was completely lost by him."
Having said that, Luo Xiangdong still looked excited.
I kept staring at the door, and I couldn't tell the nervousness. After waiting for about five minutes, I could only hear the scream of ‘Oh’ in the next room, which was a male voice, and then the scream of a woman ‘Ah’.
Shen Zisong and Luo Xiangdong suddenly laughed and they almost scratched the wall. I was also a little bit eager to laugh by them, because when Dou Chao opened the door of the master bedroom, he found that the living room was full of monkeys.
The next room seemed to explode, and the screams of men and women came one after another. Finally, I heard a series of footsteps running towards the door.
I thought it was Dou Chao, but the door opened and the person who rushed out was Yuik. She was wearing a white bathrobe with wet hair and bare feet.
Presumably she didn't expect that we were all at the door, and she was stunned when she looked up at us.
Shen Zisong smiled and asked, "Where is Dou Chao?"
Yuik's face couldn't tell what color it was, and he paused for a few seconds before saying: "In, inside."
Luo Xiangdong couldn't wait, and walked in first, followed by Shen Zisong. I was wondering too, so I trot and followed in.
The living room was lit with headlights, and several monkeys were standing on the back of the sofa, on the coffee table, on the wine cabinet and the carpet on one side.
The door of the master bedroom was open, Luo Xiangdong and Shen Zisong went in first, and then burst into laughter. When I chased in, Dou Chao was hiding under the quilt. A monkey was sitting at the end of the bed, holding a bunch of grapes in his little paw.
Hearing laughter, Dou Chao cursed loudly inside the quilt: "Go! Let these monkeys go!"
Luo Xiangdong and Shen Zisong came over to pull Dou Chao's quilt harshly. Dou Chao screamed like a beautiful girl, and his throat broke.
After all, I couldn't see it, and stepped forward to stop Luo Xiangdong and Shen Zisong, persuading them to let Dou Chao go.
Luo Xiangdong stood by the bed, looked at the person in the quilt, and said, "How old are you? You can make a monkey scared like this, isn't it a man?"
Dou Chao said, "Is he a monkey? Did you ask someone to move Huaguoshan?"
I couldn't help but laughed a few times.
Shen Zisong said: "People Xiangdong came to play with Zijin, but you were holding a stomach of bad water. You talked about it first, no wonder others."
Luo Xiangdong asked: "Can you still pretend?"
Dou Chao didn't speak.
Luo Xiangdong simply hugged the little monkey at the end of the bed to Dou Chao. Dou Chao vaguely felt something, but he didn't dare to move, so he asked tremblingly, "What?"
Luo Xiangdong said, "What do you mean? Your grandpa monkey."
Dou Chao has exploded, and I can understand his mood. This is like putting a snake on me and responding through the quilt.
Under Luo Xiangdong's overwhelming blow, Dou Chao begged his grandfather to tell his grandmother, and even apologized to Luo Xiangdong. Luo Xiangdong asked someone to take the monkey away.
After confirming that there were no monkeys in the room, Dou Chao flipped out of the bed with a carp, and kicked towards Luo Xiangdong under the bed.
Luo Xiangdong also ran fast, and out of the master bedroom in a swift smoke, Dou Chao chased behind him barefoot, shouting and screaming while chasing.
My two legs couldn't catch up with them, so I had to walk behind with Shen Zisong. Shen Zisong smiled and said to me: "I haven't seen Xiang Dong like this before, right?"
I nodded truthfully and said, "Like a lunatic."
Shen Zisong smiled and said, "It's right to be crazy. People who haven't seen him crazy are not his own."