Chapter 51: Lao Tzu's people

(No.248—No.251)
No.248
Two things happened at the end of March.
The first is that the poplar trees around Zhenhua are covered with caterpillars, and the annual insect plague in our city has once again come.
The second thing was that Sheng Huainan fell in love early. The subject is a goddess in the second grade of high school. She is very beautiful, but unfortunately she has poor grades and never studies; but this disparity adds a very legendary color to this relationship.
The words "puppy love" can instantly bring people back to the era when "Flower Season Rainy Season" swept the country. Because my mother was unreasonably guarded against my reassuring daughter, who was so reassuring in appearance, I was naturally instilled with outdated and conservative ideas.
There are endless quarrels between the sprouting heart and the framed head, so other people's legends become especially attractive.
This big gossip quickly made us boil in our first and second grades. The three of me, β, and Jian spent a short time besieging Yu Huai, hoping to swindle some news from him.
But Yu Huai's answer is that he doesn't know.
"The friendship between our men is not that vulgar, so why not care about it?" He glanced at the three of us disdainfully, picked up the basketball from the windowsill and went out.
In the end, β stretched his hands and said, look at how good Yu Huai would be if she were a woman. If you ask and answer, you must enjoy the guest and host. It was a good show for nothing.
It's not good for Yu Huai to be a woman, you know what a fart. I gave a white glance behind my back.
Only occasionally thought that Sheng Huainan, as a role model for all the top students in Zhenhua, had such an open concept and such a bold style, which made me look forward to a stupid big man around me a little bit more.
Of course, just think about it.
No.249
In early May, the Zhenhua High School Women's Volleyball League began vigorously.
As a sports committee member, Yu Huai's life has become extremely busy.
The physical education teacher selected six formal players and three substitutes from female classmates who performed well in volleyball classes.
"Anyway, you guys are all the same bad, stupid people, I don't expect to learn second pass and smash. I can lay the ball, serve the net, grow tall, and be thick and not afraid of smashing... it's enough."
Wait, what does it mean to be stupid and not afraid of smashing? !
The physical education teacher sighed after talking about the selection criteria and announced the list of players.
I, β, Jian and Wen Xiaoxiao are just among the official players.
β was originally very disgusted with exposure under the big sun, but Zhang Ping made all the selected women's volleyball players stand up on a whim at the mobilization meeting, and then when he saw β, he said with a smile: "Yes. Well."
I simply racked our brains and didn’t want to understand what this "not bad" means, but the secret talks between Zhang Ping and β’s parents at the end of last semester completely changed β’s living condition at home, so even though Zhang Ping said It's a "big mistake", β can also be willing to rush into training.
Wen Xiaoxiao also showed an extraordinary enthusiasm for this sport, and he did not hesitate to be smashed and discarded two pairs of glasses within a week.
And my enthusiasm may come from Yu Huai just like her.
When the women's volleyball team is training, they often find a group of boys as their opponents. Yu Huai is the main player to practice with us one-on-one to receive and serve.
Unfortunately, as long as the opponent is him, Wen Xiaoxiao and I cannot catch the ball.
Nonsense, it's you, aren't you nervous!
Yu Huai is very gentle with Wen Xiaoxiao: "Come slowly", "Don't worry", "Predict the drop point based on the trajectory of the ball", "You don't need to always put your hands in a posture of passing passes, this will slow down the speed of movement"... Anyway, the guidance is decent.
As for "Are you a pig?" "Did the teacher choose you as a meat shield?" "Are you a descendant of Sakuragi Flower Road? How come you catch the ball with your face?" "Hey, tell me the truth, which class? You came to us undercover"...These are all for me.
I was itching with anger, and begged my dad to buy me a high-end soft volleyball with little fluff on it. Every day I spent half an hour practicing mats against the building's outer wall.
There were dense purple-red bleeding spots on the inside of the wrist at the beginning, and gradually disappeared.
This fierce gnashing of teeth made me progress so fast. Gradually, I can control the trajectory of the ball with moderate force against the wall, and keep the ball dozens of times uninterrupted.
This progress is more satisfying and exciting than the hard bones of the logarithmic function of last semester.
I looked down at my dirty hands, as if I had re-recognized the grudge in my body.
This feels so good.
But when facing Yu Huai, my level was still surprisingly bad.
I am not a pretty girl, but when facing a boy I like, I still care about my posture, so I refuse to run to save the ball because I am afraid that my face will be hideous when I use my force. Looks like a gorilla...
If the opponent's sparring team is another guy, such as Xu Yanliang or something, I will be able to perform better than β them. Yu Huai looked aside for a while and found it strange. During class, he would pull my half-length hair and ask me why.
Alas, this makes me speak out.
You idiot.
No.250
It's a pity that we only won the first match of the women's volleyball team. After entering the top ten, we were beaten by the second class.
The level of the high school amateur women's volleyball league is just like that. The combination of setter and smash is nothing to think about. Most of the points are related to the serve. There are a few female gods of war in the second class. They are so powerful when they serve. Wen Xiaoxiao's glasses were blown off at the beginning of the game. It was because of my firm face that I had a nosebleed after receiving the ball with my face.
We lost quickly.
What is gratifying is that the second class won the championship later, so we can be regarded as the honorary runner-up-of course, this is a story.
After I got off the court, I squatted on the ground holding my nose for a long time, unable to stop the blood, and didn't dare to raise my head. There was a group of people around me all caring about me. I heard Xu Yanliang’s voice, as well as Han Xu and Zhu Yao. Wen Xiaoxiao, who had just left the field, was also yelling at the second class. , Personality has also changed); Simple and β, who are still stubbornly resisting on the court, shouted without hesitation: "Geng, you are waiting for your sisters to avenge you, and the blood will be paid!"
I was so moved, the more I wanted to cry, the more surging my nosebleeds.
I don't know who suddenly picked up my collar, carried me and ran to the teaching building. I covered my nose, the white T-shirt was stained red with drops of blood, and I turned my head ignorantly to look at the person who was holding me running.
It was Yu Huai, and indeed it was Yu Huai. He took my arm and ran into the building angrily.
Alas, how should I put it, the image of courageous maintenance during the simulation exercise was completely destroyed at this moment of blood collapse.
"You wait, I have to beat Lin Yang to death. The girls he trained are transgender, right? They have bigger muscles than me. People who dare to beat me, I think he is tired of life."
Lao Tzu's people.
In fact, I know that "Lao Tzu's person" is the abbreviation of "a person trained hard by Lao Tzu".
But I can't control it because these four words are red.
Let me misunderstand it once.
No.251
Yu Huai and I have four hands in total, and they are all busy tapping water on my forehead. The rushing water rushed far away from the noisy playground and the game outside the glass door.
"Okay, okay, no bleeding," he took out a packet of "Xin Yin" and handed it to me, "block it."
I took out one torn, rolled it up and stuffed it into my nostril, then wiped my face with the remaining paper.
The T-shirt is ruined, and there is no way.
He stared at me and suddenly smiled.
"what happened?"
I know that I must look funny now. There is dazzling blood on my chest. The bangs are all wet. They all lifted up, exposing the door of the brain. There may be uncleaned dust on my face. It must be ridiculous.
Yu Huai shook his head and said, "I suddenly felt that if you had long hair, you might look better."
I was stunned. What do you mean?
Just as I was thinking about this sentence in a daze, I suddenly heard a "click" in my ear.
"What are you doing? Why are you holding my camera?" I reached out and grabbed it.
Yu Huai did not escape, letting me it.
In addition to the horribly injured dementia patient he just took in the latest photos, there are more than 20 consecutive photos, all of me.
I hugged me to celebrate with β, Jian and others. I gritted my teeth and wrinkled my face when I passed the pass. I jumped up and laughed after scoring the serve...
Although not as good as me.
But the best me I have ever seen.
I was holding the camera, and water stains dripped on the screen. I don't know if it is the water on the tip of my hair or the water in my eyes.
"You have something wrong, are you stupid?"
Yu Huai reached out and patted my head. I turned my head away and ran away holding the camera.
Looking back, I can still see the surprised young man standing in front of a drain faucet, rendered extremely gentle by the sun.
I can't let you see, Yu Huai, I cry too ugly.