Chapter 5: Don't start a team

Song Shi'an sat on the horse and looked at the woman who was still standing stupidly. "Can't you get up?"
Su Tang looked at his outstretched hand and touched his chin. "Do you mean we are riding together on a horse?"
"Otherwise?" Song Shi'an's patience was nearing his limit.
Su Tang looked at the valley where there was only one horse, and was a little bit embarrassed. "This man and woman is indecent ..." She didn't want to be close to Leng Nian, um, she made up her mind to follow him. He and Li cannot be taken advantage of by him.
Song Shi'an couldn't stand it. "Then I'll ride a horse, walk on your own!"
The horse's round dangled in Su Tang's sight again, and she was so angry that she almost smoked. "Should you walk me and ride a horse!"
Seeing Song Shi'an still kept going forward, Su Tang put down his skirt and simply didn't leave, sitting on the side of the rock with his buttocks, "Hum, my mother isn't leaving yet, so go home and get married! Save! "
When Song Shi'an heard the word "Hugh Book", he held the horse's stable and turned the horse's head to look at it. The woman was sitting on the rock with her hair scattered, and the woman was walking.
Riding forward, stopped in front of her, and asked condescendingly, "What did you just say?"
Su Tang looked up and squinted and smiled, "You were forced to marry, and I was also forced to marry. As the saying goes, the twisted melon is not sweet. I was going to let you go off for a book after marriage, but you see, After a while, we all hated each other, so we might as well take advantage of this opportunity. "
Song Shi'an narrowed his eyes and examined the chattering and cheering woman now. He was forced to marry without leave, so why was she forced? !! She doesn't want to marry him? He also hates the other side! She hated him? !! Song Shi'an clenched his stables and his eyes were full of anger.
Su Tang was not afraid of this dangerous atmosphere, but stood up and straightened his waist. "What you see, I'm not wrong! I don't understand how you agreed with this family thing. Did you get kicked by the donkey? The brain was kicked by the donkey! It was the same guy who dragged it like that, the women in the world are dead and won't marry me ... "Thinking of the humiliation that year, Su Tang began to grit his teeth again.
"then?"
Uh? What's happening? Looking at Song Shi'an's eyes blank, Su Tang was a little silly. Did he forget?
"You don't know who I am? I don't know who I married?" Su Tang asked carefully.
"Sukang Shi, the owner of Su Ji Pastry Shop in Liuhe Town, Pingcheng County, isn't it Tang?" Song Shi'an was even more puzzled.
Su Tang's heart "snapped" and fell to the ground and shattered. When listening to Song Shian's words, it seemed like she knew everything, but she didn't remember her at all! Ah, what else is more maddening in the world than to hate a person for more than a decade and find that this "enemy" doesn't take you seriously or even don't remember it!
"You actually forgot me!" Su Tang was so irritable that he turned around, and he was so angry that he couldn't help talking. "That year, eleven years ago, you were in Pingcheng, you were a guest at your grandfather's house, and the Lantern Festival that year, on the river, we On the same boat, I, I and my second sister set a lantern and made a wish. My second sister promised to marry a beloved, I did n’t know what to promise, and I said that I would marry a beloved in the future! Who knows, who knows you You gang of fox friends and dogs eavesdropping on the side, and started to laugh at me, saying that I started thinking spring when I was so young! I was so angry that I took the punch and smashed the into the river! They asked you if they were right, Asking if you would marry me like this, you actually said, I would n’t marry such an ugly ugly monster, not only ugly, but also fierce, even if the women in the world are dead, they wo n’t marry me. No one wants to marry ... ah, ah, you think you look good and you are a cow! You thought it was great to be a celebrity around the emperor at that time! Why! ''
Su Tangyue said that Yuewohuohuo, God knew that when she saw the cold noodles, she was so excited! God knows that she was thinking of that handsome face when she made a wish with her second sister! Who doesn't think of spring, isn't she just thinking about it in advance? Humph! Who knows this dish of cold noodles said so unpleasant and so hurtful of self-esteem! He was so cruel and ruthless that she crushed and crushed her first green bean-oh no, she would not admit that this cold noodle made her affectionate, and that little brother Wang was!
Su Tang's indiscriminate bombardment hooked up a piece of memory that remained in Song Shi'an's mind, and then formed a picture that was barely visible.
It seems that there is such a thing, there was a chubby girl with a chubby dress who punched his friend into the water with a punch-it was really tough! But did he say that? Song Shi'an thought it over, but he didn't remember it. But this woman is too vengeful, it's been more than ten years!
How can Su Tang not regret her? Since that time, her peach blossom has been rotten all the way, and in the end, she has become an old girl who cannot marry, and has become a joke! If it wasn't for her tenacity, if she changed someone else, she would have wiped her neck several times and dangled several times!
It was this crow's mouth that broke into words and opened up her miserable little half-life. How could she not avenge her revenge!
Song Shi'an was still watching Su Tang up and down. It was strange that the fat girl of that year had grown into a slender body, but she looked as if she was sulking!
Su Tang smiled suddenly again, she folded her hips, and said, "Now you know who I am, haha, know that this is sinful! Whoops, but who said not to marry me then ... hahaha It's a shame since it hurts ... Hurry up and leave the book! "
Su Tang finished waiting for Song Shi'an to appear annoyed. Who knew that suddenly his body was suddenly turned upside down, and when he returned to God, he found that he was already on the horse, and behind her, the coldness Looking forward, she drove the horse forward-it turned out that she had just been dragged onto the horse by Song Shi'anti.
"Ah, let me go!" Su Tang shouted.
"Shut up!" Song Shi'an sang.
"What!" Su Tang was not afraid.
"..." Song Shi'an thought for a long while and spit out, "You are too noisy."
"Then you put me down!" Why would she pull her on the horse if she thought she was so noisy!
"It's not early, so I'll rush back to get married." Song Shi'an focused on driving and replied in a moment.
Su Tang listened to a mess, "Should still be married?" Shouldn't it be parting ways? !!
Song Shi'an wanted to retire this family, but now there are so many people waiting in the government, he can't afford to lose this person, not to mention that if he doesn't marry, he has to bear the charge of non-compliance, in contrast, It's still a trivial matter to face, let's talk about finishing the marriage first, and divorcing his wife-Song Shi'an glanced at the woman in his arms-I'm afraid it's convenient, and that's why I can write several pages.
"You go back and get married with me first, and I'll take a divorce after a month!" Too lazy to talk nonsense, Song Shi'an made the decision directly.
Su Tang immediately moved, his eyes glowed with joy, "A gentleman said, it is difficult to chase a horse!"
Song Shi'an was convulsing. He was thinking about being suspended even before he passed through the door, knowing that being suspended can still be so excited ... He looked at the sky and wondered if he had been fighting outside for so many years, he didn't know the changes in the world Is it?
"Well, since our married couple is acting, then we have to do it all!" The Dongfanghuazhu or something, it must be fake! Su Tang said uneasily.
"Um." Song Shi'an was too lazy to take care of her. After thinking about it, he added the sentence, "You will give me some points within this month."
Su Tang's expression of joy immediately receded, and he glanced back at him severely, "Where's my mother restless!"
Song Shian restrained the thought of throwing her down.
Without a word, the two returned to the place where the accident happened just now, but everyone was gone, and even the dowry scattered on the ground was cleaned up.
"Where are they?" Su Tang asked immediately as he sat.
Song Shi'an looked at the traces of the next four weeks and replied: "The welcome team returned to Beijing first. They should wait for us outside the gate, and some of the guards should be looking for them, but Peihe led us to The place is too secretive, they couldn't find it. "
Then he turned over again, "Let's rush back now."
So along the way, the wind and the gallop, Su Tang screamed again and again-too bumpy, she was dizzy, she hurt!
Song Shian's hair was straight in her heart. If she hadn't rubbed a moment ago, now she is so hurried to go back! However, he slowed down a little bit-a little, just a little.
Two people, a horse, walking in the sunset. They are all in red, just a frosty face and a distorted face.
Su Tang not only has a distorted face, but also has a tight body. This close-fitting feeling is really ... too weird! The body of such a frosty man is actually hot, but it is still hard, like a piece of iron. Thinking of some of these, Su Tang's face started to get hot.
Song Shi'an glanced at the woman's suddenly red earlobe in her arms, a little confused, wondering what the woman was doing again.
At this moment, just listening to the horseshoes coming from afar, Su Tang raised his head and saw the black smoke billowing in front of him. Rumble, spectacular!
"What's the matter?" Wouldn't it have been the little prince who killed him? Su Tang thought bitterly.
Song Shi'an had bright eyes. "This is my black ride! It must be that they went back and told me something was wrong, so they came out to find me."
My black ride! A black rider founded by Song Shi'an, the general of Song Dynasty! The black ride that made the Yanguo army smell terrified! Now coming galloping, aggressive, just like a row of mountains! I do not know who ordered it, a hundred horses of black riding stopped and ran, and stopped uniformly outside ten feet away.
"General!" A hundred soldiers shouted in anger, trembling.
Su Tang looked at it completely, this is too powerful!
Suddenly, there was another call in front-"Turn backward!"
Brush it. After hundreds of war horses turned around, there was no sound and no horses humming.
Su Tang was dumbfounded looking at the round hips. Why did they all turn their backs on me?
Song Shi'an seemed to think, "What about your hijab?" It's not good for the bride to show her face-although she should have been seen just now, but they have to do it later when they want to enter the city Look.
Su Tang understood it, but he just spread his hands, "I don't know where I lost it, probably in a carriage."
Song Shi'an turned black again, wouldn't it make the whole city look at the respect of the general's wife? Too shameful!
As soon as Su Tang's eyes lighted, she thought of the method. She lifted her skirt, "hissed" and tore off the red underskirt. She wanted to cover her head, but when she looked at the edge of the fur, she was blindfolded Face.
then--
Outside the city gate, in the setting sun, the bride and groom sit on their horses, the groom's face is calm, the bride's face is covered, and the brave black horse stands in a row.
Yingzi is so cool! Don't make a fool!
Historical records, the 10th year of the Showa era, and the sixth day of September, the general married his wife and took the black ride as his welcoming team.
【small theater】
Su Tang was wearing a sweater: I heard that the scene under the gate was spectacular?
The general read the newspaper: Probably.
Su Tang: Why is it that everyone is surprised?
General: They are rare and strange.
Su Tang: Next time I get married, I want an aircraft carrier to serve as a welcome party!
General: Next time?
Su Tang: Uh, let's next life ...
The general secretly wondered: Is the aircraft carrier a shrimp thing? Is it more bullish than my black ride?