Chapter 14: Alien invasion?

I'm sleepy now, dizzy, bloated, sore, and nauseous.
I deeply realize that it is no doubt a SB behavior to let a Superwoman with a speed of 210 kilometers per hour travel back and forth for hundreds of kilometers at 12 o'clock in the middle of the night. What ’s more, after a night of tossing, I still insist Come to class, this can't help but make me have a terrible idea-is my potential M attribute finally activated?
Uh ... shudder!
After the morning self-study, the classroom was chaotic like a hutong at the moment of the arrival of urban management. There were noisy voices and students with excess energy running around. They went to the United States to sell missiles to Taiwan and went to the school ’s cafeteria to do lunch at noon today. How did the primitive people as far back as tens of thousands of years thought about the school shootings that happened in barbecued foods as recently as yesterday? As if the topics that could arise in the entire world are concentrated in this small classroom, a large amount of information is gathered here and then processed In all kinds of strange ways, it is estimated that not many people can understand what they say without subtitles.
只 I just want to sleep well in this noisy environment.
If I can get a good night's sleep, there is no need to write this chapter ...
In the middle of the night I saw a dark shadow rushing with the whistling wind.
The name of this shadow is Zhao Hang. It was the first friend I made after I came to this school. Unlike my high school, I transferred to this school. Zhao Hang has been here since junior high school. The school knows far more than I did. I also helped me a lot when I started school. Besides being a little snoring, I was a very good person. The most obvious feature is the shape of Roshan and his That agility that is totally incompatible with the weight, it is said that this guy has reached 190 pounds and there are some signs of breaking the 200 mark. It is no exaggeration to be called a humanoid chariot.
"Chen Jun! Wake up! This is how you got up early, did you last night ..."
抬 I looked up, the bloodshot in my eyes surprised the fat man in front of me.
"Yeah, Chen Jun, are you stunned? Did you go all night last night? Have your sister watch you and you can slip out to the Internet?"
"I want to say I went to the terrorist last night, believe it or not?"
"I don't believe it." Zhao Hang shook his head firmly, and the fat on his face burst into waves.
"Then there is no common language ..." I said, my eyelids involuntarily showed signs of closing again, and my voice gradually blurred.
"Hey, wake up, wake up, don't be too busy sleeping, do you have big news here?"
"Are there any special prices for buns in the noon cafeteria?"
"That's not true."
"Well, don't send ..."
I watched me close my eyelids again, and Zhao Hang was helpless.
However, although I have no interest in this guy's news, it does not mean that other people have no interest. Soon there was a voice to rescue Comrade Zhao Hang's young heart that was suffering.
I always liked to listen to all kinds of gossip, and asked curiously, "Fat, what's the news?"
"A major incident at our menopause class teacher's house has resigned!"
班 The class was quiet for a few seconds, and then all of a sudden boiled, everyone was attracted by the news and came forward to inquire about it-this time I can't sleep completely.
"Okay!" Zhao Hang waved his hand, glanced proudly at the classmates around him, and then slowly said, "The point is behind-do you want to know who our new class teacher is?"
My classmates were silent for two seconds, and then bent over to copy stools.
等等 "Wait, I said I said!" Zhao Hang wisely chose the latter in front of vanity and Xiao Ming, "It's a big beauty!"
"Ah-" The crowd shouted together, and then came out uniformly: "Just according to your aesthetics?"
Zhao Hang's aesthetic view has always been a matter of great interest to everyone. It seems that as long as a woman who does not affect the city appearance can be called a beauty in this eye, there have been rumors that as long as she is a woman, she can be admitted to Zhao Hang. The latest version of the law is that Zhao Hang has expanded this range to any non-men's range. According to optimistic estimates, this range may even be extended to Chun's body in the near future ...
Therefore, everyone did not report any hope to the "beauty" class teacher in Zhao Hang's mouth.
Seeing everyone's cold reaction, Zhao Hang was anxious, and he shouted, "What's your reaction? I mean it! It's a beautiful woman with long hair! Not only I think so, but there are two passing by. That's what my buddies said! "
It seems that this guy has a little self-knowledge about his own aesthetics. At least he also knows to find a normal person to prove himself. Of course, we don't rule out the possibility that other people also have such special aesthetics.
Seeing the crowd still unconcerned, Zhao Hang fluttered his sleeves: "Anyway, you will know. The first class is the class of the new class teacher. Look at what else you have to say! Hmm, absolutely long hair beauty!"
Seeing Zhao Hang like this, everyone couldn't help but be skeptical, and had a little expectation for the legendary "long-haired beauty class teacher".
As for me ... why did Zhao Hang feel very uneasy when the words "Long Hair Beauty" were exported?
在 At this moment, the bell rang.
Everyone returned to their seats at a rapid speed, and held their breaths awaiting the arrival of the legendary beauty class teacher.
There was a sound of rhythmic footsteps sounding outside the door, and then a beautiful woman with long waist and long hair, bumpy figure, but not in her early 20s came in.
"Wow--" the animals shouted together.
"Ah-" The women were envious.
I slipped under the table.
I know this, the long-haired sister who almost became the president of the United States last night ...
"Hello classmates, I'm your new class teacher. I will be responsible for your Chinese lessons. My name is Pan Lingling. I hope to get along with you in the next six months ..." The long-haired beauty on the podium said with a smile. Now, my eyes glanced at me from time to time.
还 I thought your first sentence should be: "Ignorant Earthman, you have been conquered! Quickly drop your arms and obey the leadership of our Spirit Empire!" And the like.
I did n’t know how to pass this lesson. Standing on the podium had such a great influence on me that it really affected me. But fortunately, all the animals in the class have been fascinated by this alien terrorist. The spirit is upside down, and no one thinks that I'm restless.
After class, my first thing was to go to Pandora in the middle school and ask what was going on.
When I just ran down the stairs of the school building, a tall man and I slammed into each other fiercely.
啊 "Ah, sorry, sorry!" I said in a panic, then turned and left.
After three seconds, I turned back again.
高 The tall man who collided with me just stood there straight, and when I turned back, I greeted a military salute of the Spirit Empire.
"How many fake banknotes did you print last night?" I asked with a grimace.
"Report to the emperor! The cash we printed is enough to support all imperial commanders living in this world for four or five months," the man in front of is not someone else, just one of the duo of counterfeit money last night. The world's economy has had an overwhelming impact. "
那 "What are you doing here now?"
报告 "Report to the emperor, I have successfully become a teacher in this school!"
I was as expected ...
"What do you teach them?" I was curious what this big brother who was still printing fake banknotes the night before could teach students ~ EbookFREE.me ~ Ideological, political and legal foundation! "The counterfeit man in front of him replied with vigour.
I feel that the next generation of Earth people is experiencing a disaster that has been planned ...
Downstairs in the junior high school, Pandora looked calmly to my question.
"At your command, they each found a suitable job, and considering your safety, I arranged them around this school."
"... Okay, I don't doubt if they have the corresponding ability, I still have a question-how did they find a job? Anyway, even in half a day, how could they find a job? To Know they only came to this world last night! "
"Brother still remembers the commander teleported into the trunk yesterday?"
I suddenly thought of the unlucky egg that had been plucked for one night.
"Is the burr in that guy's belly clean?" I still care about the safety of my men.
"Almost," Pandora's tone didn't care, "that guy is the commander of the psychic assault unit, and what he excels at is group mental intervention."
Hmm ... can I think that aliens have brainwashed Earth people?
Although I still feel something wrong in my heart, I have to accept this result reluctantly. Anyway, I can't think of any good way to place these 300 people.
So, without anyone's notice, an alien invasion was so dimly completed ...
anyone there
anyone there? !!