Chapter 653: Misaka World

Chapter 653 Misaka Dominates the World
After having breakfast, I told my family and set off for what was probably the most brutal parents' meet ever.
This is a meeting where you can guess how nonsense it will be. A bunch of unscrupulous beauties at home learned the news and praised the teacher of the military academy for being a genius. When Lilian said goodbye to me even It's as if the atmosphere is next to Yi Shui. You can see how unmotivated this guy is.
But anyway, since I accepted the invitation, I still have to go.
Parents, everyone knows this?
Anyway, I have a deep memory of this. In my elementary school and even junior high school years, this kind of activity accompanied a whole family of campus life and left an indelible impression on me: because I have no parents to call.
At that time, my only relative was my sister, a girl who was only four or five years older than herself. That year, she was even a student. Therefore, every parent meeting made our sister and brother feel the pressure. At that time, I was in high school. The older sister had to take a leave of absence to run half a school to the elementary school to meet her brother's teacher-it might even be her class teacher who had just taught her a few semesters before, and I had to accept all kinds of invocations Onlooking, it was a difficult time, even now I still feel a little bit sour when I think of it, but whenever I talk to my sister and adults about these things, we will laugh a lot: those sour memories till now It has become a precious thing without knowing it.
In short, this kind of mundane experience for parents' associations has a different meaning to me.
Therefore, after receiving the invitation letter sent by the sister Misaka from the mercury lamp doll, I just sighed and decided to take this matter seriously.
Because those girls, like me, have no parents.
As a mass-produced clone, one button can make a lot of fresh life. Although the sisters of Misaka have thousands of sisters, none of them can participate in parent conferences for themselves. There is a certain kind of psychological subtle resonance. It makes me feel that no matter which idiot instructor proposes the pit-daddy idea of ​​parent-teacher conferences, I should go there myself, even if it is just for the sisters of Misaka to feel the concern of some family members.
... I thought so until I walked into the gate of the Imperial Academy.
"This ... this is too foolish!"
Looking at the notice at the gate, I sighed.
In order to welcome the upcoming Carnival, teachers and students of the whole school are working together to prepare programs for the celebration. Therefore, parents of students are invited to come to the school to contact the teacher. The scope of this parent meeting: all classes in the junior high school, omitted below.
Throughout the junior high school, more than 10,000 Misaka sisters are all in the junior high school! At first I thought it was the brainteasing head teacher in the college who suddenly wanted her class to be called parents. Now it seems that the brain pump is a member of a certain college board? !!
Co-authoring today's parent meeting is for me alone!
I can make up for the following scenes:
At the parent meeting, the teacher began to publicize the results of the students, and then named them one by one: "Please ask the parents of Misaka 10086 to speak on the stage."
I slipped on the stage.
"Please ask the parents of Misaka 10031 to get the certificate!"
I slipped on the stage.
"Please ask the parents of Misaka 12580 to introduce their educational experience!"
I slipped on the stage.
"Please parents of Misaka 12345 ..."
Co-authoring me used to be sprinting and squatting!
"Ah! It's my brother! Misaka 10031 saw the elder brother in distress and said hello immediately."
The sudden call from behind made me look back from being stunned to vertigo. When I turned my head, I immediately saw the tea-haired girl wearing a winter school uniform standing less than ten meters behind. Carrying a schoolbag, he looked at himself with a very happy expression.
"Oh, Misaka," I said helplessly to this sister Misaka I first met, "I'm here to attend the parent meeting ..."
"Well, everyone is waiting! My brother is here! Misaka 10031 said happily because he was the first to receive my brother."
The girl ran over with interest, and took my arm and ran to the depths of the college.
As for the person who has been cluttered into a parabola, now he can only topple his legs under the instinct of the reflex nerve, and is dragged by Sister Misaka to the junior high school auditorium.
I have to say that the thing made by the empire is big, and even the junior middle school auditorium is of such a brutal level. There is a junior high school auditorium on the surface, and when it grows up, this is simply Congress!
Although I had long imagined how cruel the parents' meeting would be, when I actually saw this scene, I still felt a twitch in my eyes.
Can you imagine that there are thousands of teachers sitting on the rostrum, and tens of thousands of students sitting in the student area, and the parent area is just how ruthless it would be for a single parent.
Turned around and looked at the more than 10,000 behind him as if rl + and then rl + v came out neatly, there were 10,000 sister Misaka, and then looked at the team of teachers with various distorted expressions not far away in front, and finally looked at themselves In the empty environment, I decided to speak well: "What, did you think of this scene before?"
A thousand teachers on the podium stayed at the same time, and then turned around.
"A thousand or more people, don't you know anything ?!"
I started shooting and pointed at the group of guys who pretended to be unrelated at this time.
Parents who dare to talk to teachers like this at the parent meeting, I'm afraid I'm the only one in the world: they really deserve it!
How did your sister develop this kind of environment like that of the UN Class A war criminals?
"Well, someone actually thought of it." Medea, sitting in the teacher's area, twitched her hair awkwardly, and the sprite-like ears trembled. This was a tense performance. "But Misaka really wanted it Parents' meeting, even though we are teachers, we can't beat your 10,000 sisters at all, I'm very sorry ... "
As Medea said, the teachers around her also showed an embarrassing look. Regardless of whether it was an imperial instructor, a spiritual teacher, or a foreign teacher from other worlds, their faces were a bit unstoppable.
But my heart moved, and I turned to look at the sister army behind me.
Want a parent meeting? why?
Because you want to get my attention? Want to be coquettish? Want to show that you have a family? Or just hope that you can experience the campus life of normal girls in this way?
I don't know what these girls who are gradually gaining affection are thinking, but since it is their wish, then cooperate with ...
This can't cooperate at all! Thousands of teachers, tens of thousands of students, and a parent. How do you plan to continue this kind of parent-teacher conference? !! Since that's the case, do you guys directly say that I have to come to school to meet the teachers? Is it necessary to put on the battle of such a parent meeting?
Not only do I have such a sigh, but even the thousands of teachers on the stage have the same idea. Most of them are college instructors who are guest guests of the emperor. Let these guys act as teachers to hold a parent meeting with the head of the empire. It ’s hard for them, and the rest are foreign teachers collected from all over the world. This group of heroes from all ages and in all ages has absolutely no teacher certification. They do n’t know what they look like in normal parent meetings. You also expect them to do Okay this ghost version?
As a result, the venue soon became the expected chaos. The spirits lost their interest within a few minutes. They took out wine bottles or playing cards one by one and began to go idle. The Imperial instructors took out the tactical map and began to whisper. Discuss whether next year's internship assignment should allow Misaka to conquer a certain world, and the 10,000 Misaka girls will start to talk to each other and exchange the experience of the first parent meeting. As for me, I have now come to Medea's side. Get to know the situation.
"In other words, is it a problem with the carnival show?"
Medea nodded: "Indeed, these children are working very hard to attract your attention at the carnival, but in front of the heroic teams in all the world, it is too ordinary for a group of students to work hard, so Misaka A lot of weird ideas have been designed, and today the Student Union wants you to see these ideas first-by the way, the Student Union is also Misaka. "
Does Misaka rule the world?
Speaking a little, I looked at the Misakas who have begun to string seats over there: "Are they preparing to perform?"
"Well, the first show is" lgun "by 10,000 people, then" melting hearth "by 10,000 people, and" Missing of Hatsune Miku "by 10,000 people ..."
Let me make a trough ... This is the nakedness of your synchronization rate, my sisters! "The Disappearance of Hatsune Miku" is something you can't sing.
But the sisters ’hearts cannot be disappointed. It ’s actually good to listen to the programs that my sisters have worked hard for so many days ... probably.
Anyway, I regret it soon: for the next hour ... with 245 × 9968 beats per minute, when the fierce chorus is over, I am in resonance.
The podium was also lying on the table, and I guess that the junior high school of the military academy will be able to take a long vacation from tomorrow.
The fierce melody still seemed to reverberate in the smoky hall. The humming feeling in my mind made me look at everything, but I do n’t know when I was lying on the podium table, and my mouth was beside me. Miss Medusa, who is the riding instructor, has a mosquito coil in her eyes: "I can't hear, I can't hear anything ..."
"I've decided!" I slammed the table to my feet, and swayed twice in the air before barely falling down. "This show must be kept!"
"Huh?" Medusa, who was frightened by me, immediately opened her eyes, and her square pupils were full of panic-wouldn't her boss be too stimulated?
"Yeah, we can't suffer by ourselves, all the carnivals are to listen to songs here!"
In all fairness, "The Disappearance of Hatsune Miku" is not ugly, and 245 beats per minute is not a torture, but when all this is multiplied by 10,000, it is a of a thunder, and you can never imagine Misaka in front of you. When the Legion spoke at the same time, how terrible the roaring waves were when they were pushed flatly in front of the eyes, and it was a sound that oscillated back and forth more than 200 times every minute-the conscience of heaven and earth, look at Altolia over there , The desolate back with her holy sword standing on the edge of the podium is so classic ... Oh, she fell.
"Oh, okay, it makes sense," Medusa rubbed her forehead and took out her notebook. "Of course, the carnival will last for many days. These songs of the chorus are just one of the programs, and the Imperial Academy will be held throughout the festival. The school festival at the carnival, it is said that the school festival is a very important campus event in the memory of the Misakas. Maybe this can become the practice of military colleges in the future, and it can also be counted as our cultural display. It hurts ... That's it, the Misakas want you to see these things. "
The sisters really worked hard to prove themselves. Although the method used was a bit cruel, I believe that those who have experienced the baptism of 245bm will firmly remember these sisters who have a high synchronization rate.
The so-called parent meeting later became the rehearsal of the Misakas, but at the beginning I did n’t have any expectations for this "parent meeting". Naturally, it was just how the sisters were so happy to come. It took more than two hours. I finally left the military academy in erratic steps.
The moment I saw the blue sky and white clouds outside, I really felt like I was born again.
...... The result of patronizing and watching the sky is that he collided with a petite figure at the gate of the school.
"Wow!" With a little familiar screaming, in the light of the corner of my eye, a short-haired girl stumbled backwards, and I immediately brushed out two big words in my head: dog blood!
What a plot!
But the expected welfare broadcast did not appear. Even before I reached out to help, the the opposite side was steadily supported by a figure who suddenly appeared behind her. At the same time, the latter exaggeratedly exclaimed. :"sister!"
Oh oh oh! Writing sunspots, read as abnormal! When I heard this classic voice, I didn't need to look at my face to know who the twin horsetail was.
"Meiko? Kuroko?" I looked at the two girls in front of me a little unexpectedly. The girl with short brown hair need not say. I have seen that face back and forth today. In this case, it is naturally the sisters of Misaka. The public sister, Misaka Misaka, and the one standing next to him is looking at his flat chest and double pony tail with an angry look ... Sorry, the word flat chest is spoken out of course-of course we are always perverted, The ultimate lily lover who has never been surpassed, Shirako Kuroko.
It ’s just that the latter's attitude towards me is not so friendly now: "Abominable! It ’s such an old-fashioned way to knock down the older sister for welfare! This knocks the older sister at the corner of the intersection and then admires the girl's pure fatness And the privilege of her sister's lovely cheeks that have turned red due to shame obviously should be the exclusive treatment of the sunspots. The unique treatment ... Wow! "
A thunder flashed over and the world was quiet.
So, sunspot, are you only seven seconds and four or five lines from playing to leaving today? Are you the legendary three-lens bento girl?
"Kuroko ... Kuroko is not dead ... Kuroko can continue to fight ..."
The twin ponytail girls who had turned into coke constantly convulsing on the ground raised their hands very hard, and cast a gaze at me for help-just after a hundred thousand volts, she was afraid to reach out with Misaka, Brother, help ... "
You said two more words, stupid!
Without hesitation, pick up a petite Shirai student and aim at the trash basket not far away. I lost it!
We did this with Liliana. Although Bai Jing's height is much higher than that of the unfortunate egg that took decades to grow into a one-meter flat breast king, but this thin and small double pony tail was thrown up It doesn't affect the accuracy at all. You see, for a moment, a bad mosaic named Kuroko was planted in the flowerbed.
"Kuroko won't die, right?"
A worried voice rang from behind us, and Misaka and I did not return to the ground × 2: "This kind of abnormality can't die!"
After speaking, I thought of it and turned my head to look at it. Sure enough, the vitality black in the winter school uniform was standing behind her, and beside her, a flower pot was watching with amazement. This can be described as grand. Super Academy.
Sorry for the early spring classmate, but I always think that the flower pot is your body, as if I always thought that Tavel's soul lived in her glasses.
"No matter how many times I look, I think it's good ... Wow, a luxurious school!" Chunchun's face is full of excitement, and the grandeur of Emperor's Academy is astonished by the girl who has been yearning for the life of a rich lady who has longed for rich people Enviously, there is a teaching building that can be directly used as the Capitol building on the earth, an arcane teaching area like a giant castle built by the world ’s magic teachers, and the space interest group activity room for light warships at any time (if the entire space command center And the modular battleship platform are also counted as activity rooms). Since a "long riding tutoring class" was set up by one of the long and straight purple spirits, we also opened a racetrack behind the junior high school ... A school tossed here This kind of scale is not enough even if the school city is moved over for comparison.
"If I could have a class here and learn magic in that castle, it would be fantastic! And maybe I could get acquainted with the elegant vampire and taste the black tea under the moon ..." The young girl named Chunli Shili has now completely fallen into With a delusional state ~ EbookFREE.me ~ The gorgeous life of the young lady "began to hit her high-speed quad-core head hidden in the flowerpot. As a result, I greeted her and ignored her.
"Well, this is still the case in early spring," tears spat out my tongue lovelyly at me, and then thundered, and the bell jingle bells turned around, "I lift! Wow, today is cute blue and white."
The girl in a flowerpot skirt flutters, and the rising air lv6 Zuo Tian tears is powerful and domineering at this moment. She can perform an in front of a friend, especially a man. This is a teardrop. Didn't treat me as an outsider at all, or should I say that a certain black long straight has reached the subconscious level for such an action as an upskirt, and even ignores the surrounding environment?
Feeling the cool wind blowing, I took a quick sip in the early spring, then turned my face stiffly and turned my head to look at me, the flower on my head suddenly bloomed: high temperature catalysis!
"Wow! How could Zuotian ... how could you be in front of so many people ..."
"Ha, it seems very lively," while the girls were playing, another voice rang from not far away. This time, the red-haired bad priest, and the biggest bishop beside him, Laura Stewart. !! ~!