Chapter 933: This group of happy guys is occasionally funny.
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Xiling Empire
- Yuan Tong
- 3101 characters
- 2021-02-26 09:49:41
In fact, I always think that Bingtis is a very amazing guy. This guy is bold and never knows to lock his mouth. Basically, as long as she keeps her eyes open, what pops out of the girl's mouth is full of possibilities. Really hooligan, dare to shoot the table with his own dad, also dare to discuss with the man to feed the child, and dare to bring up the taboo sentence in front of the older sister:
"Why does she look like your mother?"
As soon as this sturdy sister opened her mouth, I felt that the surrounding air pressure was not right. The hair of the older sister was obviously dancing in the wind. We were surrounded by dark mist within a range of more than ten meters. The Olympus peak was almost night, but Compared with the dark air around the older sister, it is almost as bright as the sun at 1:00 in the morning, and even the guy who is not afraid of the sky, Yakumo Purple, decisively cut into a gap and jumped in, and left the gap before leaving. He stretched out a hand to shake the flower handkerchief to say goodbye to us, and Orange Meow made a meow cry and hid in the tail of Yakumo Blue. I watched Yakumo Blue's furry big tail imagining, You said that this thing is not the same as the robot cat's pocket. Last time I saw this nine-tailed fox took a ball of yarn out of its tail ...
Seeing that even Yakumo Blue's ears were rimmed, and the small fluff on her face was upright, I knew that my sister shouldn't speak again and it was time to scare the canine and the cat in her tail, so it was embarrassing He coughed twice: "Well, sister, you're auspicious, Bingtis' mouth is not a day or two."
I speculate that with the thickness of Bingtis's skin, it is very difficult for ordinary people to make this guy realize that he is wrong, so I can only apologize and smile at my sister, because I know that the gentleness of my sister is not true now. Angry, just a little bit upset.
This topic is really a bit missed. In fact, Bingtis is not the first guy to talk like this. People who know me and my sister almost always have such thoughts. After a little thought, I know what kind of situation it was in a family where only oneself and her sister depended on each other. This girl, who is only four or five years older than me, is called an elder sister, but she is raised by herself like a mother. It ’s hard for you to imagine how a little girl who is only over ten years old has brought a younger brother who is five or six years old all the way to the present day. Now everything has passed, but the older sister has grown up from her early life. It seems that I can never change the habit, which is to occasionally say a few words to my bad habit, it is not annoying, it can only make people feel infinite warmth, and this kind of chanting will make you more or less People think of mom ...
For my elder sister, being vomited in this way is quite depressing.
"Did the body say something wrong?" Bingtis suddenly scratched my arm and looked at Sister Heihua who was receiving power. "But the body felt that it was a compliment just now."
"No one takes you as a dumb person." I couldn't give this guy a white look, pulling my elder sister to sit next to me. The latter gave me a helpless white glance, but it returned to normal posture. "Forget it Sister will be on you in this life. "
"Hoo--" Yayun Lan, who was closest to us, was relieved as he was liberated. The frightened ears and the fluff on the tail softened slowly, then he lifted his feet and scratched his face, and ran to jump. It's gone.
Lin Xue looked at Yao Yunlan's back and waited for three seconds before whispering, "Did the cat demon never appear again?"
Our group of people suddenly and admirably looked at the tails of a fox girl that had drifted away, thinking that there was still an orange meow hidden in it, and suddenly lamented that Newton died very early. What do you think she did? of……
"Master, there are a lot of people ..." An Weina crouched behind me, crouching behind me. Out of the maid's consciousness, she insisted that she did not want to be squeezed into a table with the host, and was afraid to go to the campfire because she was afraid of strangers. Beside, I could only squat behind, and touched my arm pitifully, "Is the master really not going back to eat?"
As soon as I turned my head, I saw the little maid who was lacking in courage and looked at herself like a kitten that was about to be abandoned. At night, because the main people were not eating at home, they felt that they were about to lose their effect and had to grow stronger. I dared to come out with the heroines, but when I arrived at the destination, I found that the situation was more sinister than previously expected, which made An Weina tangled. I watched with interest the halo around this girl suddenly and suddenly seemed like neon. Hong, started to lament that Eddie's life and death were very early.
"You should learn to adapt to a crowded environment," Lin Xue looked at An Weina very brickly. "As a qualified maid, especially a royal maid, you must learn to give a speech when the master needs it. , Organize meetings, receive messengers, arrange military exercises, attend events, hold assemblies and ... "
Anwina flashed without a word, her head lying on the ground with smoke.
"It looks like the tungsten filament of this bulb is burned out."
Miss Lin analyzed.
"By the way, why did we have a banquet all of a sudden?" The elder sister looked at the lively monsters around and asked curiously. "And still on Mount Olympus?"
"It's not strange when these monsters hold a banquet," I poked, "In fact, the reason is that Yakumo Purple encountered a ghost ship once, and so did Hades. The two of them met some ghost ships on the edge of the world. The same space battleship, then the two groups of people paid much attention to this, and gathered together to discuss major events. When the discussion reached halfway, the monsters thought that so many people should come together and of course they should celebrate, and then ... as you see The situation. "
"I am afraid they can revel in the end of the world," Lin Xue sighed, holding her head, "So, what is the ghost ship? Why is there such a thing?"
I tried to pinch Miss's nose: "Would you be a prophet, or when you are scanning the inside with others?"
"The prophet didn't turn on the radar twenty-four hours. Whose cell phone doesn't charge, right?" The young lady hid to one side before I started, and then spat out her tongue lovelyly. "Miss Ben is Read it, there are some things I know the more the headache, the day before yesterday I easily found a few interesting novels from the Internet, accidentally opened a prophecy, the intestines were regrettable-even the sequel that I intend to write after three years Seeing how you broke it? "
I glanced at her silently: "Retribution, let you go to the library all day and write the circle in front of the detective novel. This is the killer."
Sandola knocked on the table: "Well, off topic. Off topic."
I coughed and told my sister and sister about the ghost ship. The girls listened very carefully, but everyone looked serious except for the serious face of the older sister. Lin Xue This fairy is always indifferent to everything. The sister-in-law can't understand what is the edge of the world. An Weina is trying to make herself blue. She wants to test whether she can check the currency. Apple, the whole apple is a great challenge for her, because it is almost impossible to find a place to talk.
In short, the family seems to be a bunch of heartless and heartless guys: thankfully, the shallowest heartless and shallow has led the children to help, otherwise I have to be more tangled.
"I said, you don't seem to be in a hurry at all. It seems like a little trouble again?"
I explored the tone with Miss Lin tentatively, although she could n’t say a lot about the future, but if I use the appropriate method to knock sideways, she can still use our tacit understanding to reveal some information. Over time, I have been able to do well Guessing a little bit about the future from her words.
"Who knows that things that are not dangerous cannot necessarily be a turning point. The reason why the future is uncertain is because any small thing can make the final outcome upside down." Lin Xue shrugged indifferently, then from He took out a hundred dollars in his pocket and put it in front of An Weina. "Well, blue light, I can see that the security mark is not ..."
An Weina adjusted the spectrum a little, and the hundred dollars actually came out with a fluorescent mark. Immediately, I was completely stupid, and I couldn't return to my soul for a long time: the maid of the latest generation would have the money detection function? Anvena How did you emit ultraviolet light as a ghost?
"This is really a deep skill that is difficult to master."
Following An Weina ’s long-practiced sister-in-law, she watched
Master
twitching between ultraviolet and infrared light like a warning light, and said with a blow, I think this cheap sister has always been with abnormal An Wei Na together, now life is not right.
"It seems good to play around with these guys occasionally." The elder sister looked not far away and led the children to help and dance with the monsters, and suddenly sighed, "Really, I prefer this life. "
Living peacefully and living peacefully with my family is the biggest wish of my elder sister. I have no surprise about this. From beginning to end, she is a person who likes peace and may be related to life experience. She feels stable. It ’s actually the happiest thing to spend every day. This is more or less different from the life of the family now, but I have to admit that this is really in line with the style of my sister. I just face the sigh of my sister. I I can only scratch my hair with some shame--what kind of big man is he? It is difficult to satisfy even my little sister ’s small wish, let alone the peaceful daily life. I think I have been in a peaceful environment for a long time. Stayed for three months.
Maybe it ’s true. My elder sister took a look at me at this time, with a faint smile on the corner of her mouth: "But always this way, people will be lazy. If you want to live a good life, you should always fight for it yourself That's right, this is our family motto. "
Bingtis touched my arm again: "Hey, my body really feels like your sister is like your mother. My mother also educates people like this. If you want a place, you have to have a big fist."
I finally knew where the strange worldview of Bingtis originated.
As a result, Sandora gave the rogue goddess a glance and corrected me: "The original words are: 'If you want the followers to follow, you should deal with your sincerity.' Don't believe this guy's version, just open the mouth, you believe it She can translate your essay for elementary school students as it was written on the front line in Afghanistan. "
I feel more and more that Sandora has been poisoned by myself ...
At that moment, a very small and boring call suddenly came from the table, interrupting our conversation: "Ah! Who will help Ding Dang! God and horse are invisible!"
I bowed my head in surprise, and found an apple jumping around on the table, and there were two smooth little feet under the apple: Ding Dong finally found a place for the mouth from the apple (I guess she might use it directly She smashed her face, because from the mathematical point of view, her mouth was impossible to reach the pulp under normal circumstances), but it seemed that she was eating too much, and the whole person had completely eaten it!
The muffled cry for help came from the apple: "I can't see it, I can't see it!"
Everyone looked at this little fool in amazement. She wore an apple in her upper body and stumbled around the table. Normal people could not imagine how big a little bit of brain was for thinking. Eat an apple. It ’s a treasure to get to this realm. Obviously, this little thing is too much food to pay attention to the surrounding environment. When you are full, you want to look up and find that the surrounding area is completely dark, and then you panic. I don't know what's going on: After spending so much time with Ding Dong, basically I can instantly know in which direction her stupid is coming out. This is really an amazing skill.
Of course, selling small things is very fun, but it looks like this panicked guy may not be able to think of a way out of sleep for a while, so I plan to reach out and help, but the accident happened at this time, I have n’t had time In action, Goddess Douding has bounced to the edge of the table, and then ...
"Slap."
It really cracked, and then Ding Dang exclaimed exclaimed: "Wow! See you again! Ding Dang is really amazing!"
My elder sister bent down and picked up Ding Dong. Strictly speaking, it picked up the apple. Ding Dong was still in the apple, but the head was just out of it. As you can imagine, Ding Dong was landing on both feet, under the action of inertia. When the apple fell, this little head was drilled from above, so the magical Ding Dong sandwich apple candy was formed. I think this is another miracle of cooking history after boiled Ding Dong. This guy ’s head will not be repaired. Sooner or later she will have a table full of people based on herself.
Ding-Dang's arms were still trapped inside the apple, only the chest and legs were exposed, and the little girl's head was covered with pieces of flesh, but she didn't worry about her current state, but laughed and laughed at the table. Running up and down, it seems that he is already one with Apple. The sister-in-law looked curiously for a while, then suddenly reached out and shouted ... Then the little idiot started rolling along the table until his sister I really couldn't see it and stopped her with a fork.
While the great and sacred Goddess of Life was bearing the bumps of life, Ilson's thick and baritone came from the distant sky: "Wipe me, it's off!"
Suddenly I felt like the whole world was hopeless ...
At this moment, a drunk voice suddenly came from the side: "Ha Jiu, Ha Jiuza, don't have to work today, and spread a good day ..."
Before he turned back, a strong drink of alcohol had already flowed over, and the identity of the person had already come out. Sure enough, soon a pair of large sharp corners appeared in front of the table, and then a small girl holding a huge The wine gourd greeted us with a silly smile on his face: "It's been a long time, I haven't seen it, um, good wine ... you haven't played yet, I'll be here, and I'll give you a drink ... 嗝!"
The visitor is the most famous drunkard in Fantasy Township, with a brutal force and an invincible drink of Ibuki, and I often see her during this time, because this guy also joined the Urban Management Brigade of Shadow City, which is half a civil servant, but The reason for this guy's participation in work is very subtle. First of all, she was fooled in by Lingmen's unruly tactics ... The red and white city manager told Cui Xiang that as long as he became a city manager, he could get unlimited consumption in the employee-dedicated commercial zone in the military isolation zone In other words, there is an unlimited amount of fine wine to drink, and we know that the head of the fragrance, most of her IQ has become the pair of horns, so instantly fooled, now this guy has become a Reimer Coolie No. 1 is responsible for inspecting the area where the two people add up when the unruly red-and-white witch is lazy to sleep, and usually also cleans and cleans up the work for the latter, which leads to Cuixiang's usual busy appearance. .
Of course, at present, this ghost girl is still very satisfied with her life today, although she hasn't responded yet. Ling Meng is not the boss of all urban management ~ EbookFREE.me ~ Participating in the urban management team does not necessarily require listening to the spirit Dream's order ... Well, anyway, there are more stupid people in Shadow City than she has one. Let us bless this drunkard not to be disciplined to death by Reimu.
Cuixiang is a very enthusiastic person, especially to friends, and sincere in all kinds. Although she usually likes to find someone to fight, she goes to a fortress such as Ironforge to beat the venue every 30 minutes. Overall, this is a very cute guy, so I took her wine gourd and poured myself a bowl of wine. I also knocked on her corner by hand: "Very good, it looks like it has grown up."
"The horns of the ghost clan cannot be touched randomly," Cui Xiang shook his head drunkly. "Don't talk about this, the strong guy! I want her to fight! Last time I got the important horns Broke, this time I must get rid of her scales! "
Lin Xue came together and muttered, "How can the incense be burned on fire, she was named Superman for three months ..."
Me: "... appropriate."
Let me just say, this guy, Cuixiang, came here so diligently to offer wine. He must be fighting with Lin, but ... it seems interesting too?
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