Chapter 283: Blow your grandma's legs
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Xuanhuan Invincible Brat
- Jiang Xiaosheng
- 1331 characters
- 2021-03-03 04:35:57
"You... close your eyes!" The stunningly beautiful face flushed, glaring at Li Fei.
"Have you ever heard a song called "Ah! Uncle Ma and Uncle"?" Li Fei suddenly asked as if he hadn't heard it.
"do not have……"
"Have you never heard Vitas's dolphin sound?"
"Hey his shit? Are you talking about the dolphin sound when eating shit? Huh~! It's disgusting!"
When the empress said this, she subconsciously put both pairs of jade hands on her mouth, and then...
Then there is no more.
"what!"
The empress became a little angry, but she didn't want to kill such a cute cute baby. After all, the other party really didn't mean it, and the only thing that happened just now was entirely because she was not careful!
She wanted to teach the other person a little bit, she couldn't just get out of the bathtub like this, so she looked around for something, but there was nothing beside the bathtub except clothes.
Can't throw the clothes over, right? Wouldn't it just follow the way of this little guy?
The next moment, she shook her hand, and a very luxurious pearl on the crown was grabbed by her and threw it at Li Fei fiercely.
It happened to be thrown on Li Fei, and the pearl was smashed into pieces. In the eyes of the queen, the force of her action was too great, even the pearl was broken!
Li Fei yelled, it seemed that he had suffered a million tons of magic damage. He covered the hit part with two small hands, and walked to the Queen's side.
"Ah! It hurts so much! Miss sister, help me blow!"
"Ah, are you okay!" The queen was also a little nervous, for fear that the cutest little doll she had ever seen in her life was killed by herself. If she knew that Li Fei had killed so many of his fellow members in the White League, she would not know what it was. Emoji.
When she just thought of getting up and doing the next move, she was taken aback.
I thought to myself, this is not right! Let me blow? If the bear child bounces back so that even pearls can be broken, then the old lady has to blow something.
Blow... blow your grandma's legs! Blow your grandma's feet!
In fact, Li Fei's body has long been comparable to King Kong, not to mention these little gems, if Li Fei didn't deliberately lift his tough physical body, even a Mount Everest would be flattened.
When the queen was about to get angry, Li Fei knew she couldn't pretend, after all, I won't move if the enemy doesn't move. If the enemy wants to move, I will move! Li Fei moved first.
But in the face of such a stunning beauty, Li Fei couldn't bear to kill him.
Now that the bargaining is over, and the force is over, it's time to do business, and without nonsense, directly cast the Xuanhuang Chaos Jue, directly piercing the roof, and the huge White League main hall was crushed by Li Fei.
At this time, the empress also took the opportunity to fly out of the barrel, a puff of smoke filled her body, and when the smoke dissipated, she put on her clothes.
A pale white palace dress, it looks slim, the crown on the head is graceful and luxurious, the long skirt behind him is floating in the air, with its beautiful face and the concave-convex curve perfect body, it is simply the country's beauty and the beauty of the country!
In particular, the lovely pair of cat ears added a bit of youthfulness, reminding Li Fei of the catwoman of the earth.
Li Fei didn't say much nonsense and directly sacrificed Qingyan, and instantly reached the Queen's side. Before the Queen could react, Zhu Yan shot over.
Sound waves of ripples from the empress shattered all the surrounding buildings, but they couldn't affect Yan Yan at all.
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The empress’s complexion changed drastically, she sacrificed the profound treasure again, but she was still directly burned out of a hole in the mouth of the bowl. It was too late for the empress to do anything, and she still floated up to half a meter in front of her. The strong sense of oppression exuded made her feel desperate.
Bi Yan was about to hit her face, her face was pale, but she could only admit her fate and chose to close her eyes.
But the next moment, there was no pain in her imagination, she didn't even feel any, and when she was in doubt, a soft sigh sounded.
"Hey, hit you, it hurts in my heart!"
Thinking that she was going to die, at least she had to be a disfigured empress, she opened her beautiful eyes when she heard this.
At this time, Li Fei had changed to a normal size, and what made her blushing was that the other party was floating in front of her for only half a meter.
The serious expression of the other party combined with the ‘affectionate’ words made her startled.
"I'm not willing to ruin such a beautiful appearance. It's a girl. It's a girl." Li Fei's words made her feel lost, and then she was exasperated. After so many years, who would dare to talk to herself like this?
Moreover, the strength of the other party is far beyond her. It is definitely not a kid, and the other party is so cute. The meaning in the words is to praise herself. This makes her heart that has been closed for thousands of years quietly opened, even herself Not aware of it.
Taking a deep breath, the empress stared at Li Fei and asked: "Are you... are you confessing to me? I hate it, just pretending to be a child to deceive others..." There was a trace of rosy on her pretty face. The whole person looks like the sunset glow in the sky, and it is more beautiful as the sinking fish and the wild goose.
"Ah? Confession? No! I'm here to rob! What's the confession?" Li Fei showed the appearance of harmless humans and animals plus a gentleman.
"You..." The queen's face became as wonderful as a kaleidoscope.
"But, the little lady looks good, how about it, how about going back with the little master to be a lady of the village?"
"Huh, no! I thought you were some kind of gentleman, but I didn't expect to be a bandit. If you want to kill, you have to kill you. Xue Linger will never give in!" The empress refused without hesitation.
"Ling'er? The name matches you well, but it won't be good if the jade disappears like this... a big loss in the world~" Li Fei hovered in his ear, deliberately hesitated.
Xue Ling'er's face was flushed with anger, but now she was even flushed with shame.
The mouth is tougher.
"Ancient royal family, never be a slave!"
"What about food and accommodation?"
"Row."
Xue Ling'er regretted immediately after saying this.
Li Fei said too fast, she couldn't help but want to keep up with the rhythm, but as a result, she accidentally said something in her heart.
Dare to change his mind.
"Bah, baah! Do a fart, I think you are thin and soft inside, why don't you stay and be my kid? You will serve the emperor in the future." She originally wanted to say Coming down to the little maid of the village, the strong empress’s mind made her change her mouth. The world of immortality respects strength. His appearance and height are not a problem. Although his age seems to be six or seven years old, in fact, the fantasy world can’t. Compared with the ones on the earth, they cannot be generalized.
"?" Li Fei was speechless for a while.
"Forget it, you take out all the valuables, and I will leave immediately after licking the bag."
"Lick the bag? Huh! It's disgusting!" Xue Linger first showed a look of disgust and thought of something, "You mean to rob?"
"For the time being!" Li Fei thought for a while, and it didn't seem to be a problem. He just heard Xue Ling'er sip softly when he was about to say something!