Chapter 312: Pretty good at words

"This fellow Taoist is an eminent monk, but I think this treasure in your hand is too tacky. It doesn't match your image at all. I am afraid that it will not be peaceful in this life if you wear it with you. Cultivation will destroy your mortal temperament! People thought you were a drunken monk who was greedy for prosperity and wealth! It's better to give it all to me, and I will carry it for you if you have any sins! Everyone is a cultivator, you help, help me deal!"
The fat monk's originally grinning face suddenly turned green, what's the situation? Use the words of this holy monk to fool people?
Didn't Mao grow up and learn from others to rob? I'm afraid it's not because of the milk and eating too much.
The demon monk swept away Li Fei, who was just a god-shifting little guy, there must be no treasure in his body, so he wanted to leave and look for the next target.
But when he turned and changed positions, he looked up and found that the cute baby appeared again in front of him like a ghost, and the distance did not seem to move at all, even the posture did not change!
The fat monk was taken aback for a moment. After looking at Hou Wang and seeing if there were two twins, he shrugged and shook his shoulders at Li Fei casually: "Where is the bear boy? Although the monk is handsome and brave Wushuang, but you still need to say it? Don't stand in the way of the monk, the monk has to save other poor people who are surrounded by magic weapons!"
Although he had also noticed that Li Fei killed the three-legged monster beast in the fit period, but that kind of stuff can also be easily killed, so he didn't take Li Fei seriously.
"So the master is unwilling to educate me about the weapon? Are you unwilling to let him save the master?"
"I think you are playing a big sword in front of the demon monk, and you get an axe in front of the temple!"
When Li Fei heard this, his lips suddenly changed, and his style of painting suddenly changed!
"Tsk tsk, kinda good at talking!"
"You old glass, your brain is as bright as a light bulb, and I'm annoyed when I see you! I'll turn my face with you if I don't bring the treasure over!"
Of course, the fat monk refused to suffer, so he opened his mouth and shouted, "Sucky boy!"
"Old wild donkey!"
"I'm so angry! If it wasn't for the monk who never killed people for free, your little would have been broken by the monk!"
"It's very particular! But is this the reason you robbed people?" Li Fei blinked.
"Who bears the child! Is there anyone! Hurry up and take it away, okay? Yeah, I'm careful to swallow you when I get angry!"
"What a coincidence! I also want to know what you are like a human being!" Li Feitian opened his spirits and scanned the monster monk, and found that his body was actually a human!
Li Fei couldn't even see what kind of monster it was!
If it weren't for the fact that the evil spirit on his body hadn't been faked, Li Fei seriously suspected that he was a human who came here to pretend to be a monster like him.
Could it be a human spirit? After the founding of the People’s Republic of China, weren’t animals allowed to become fine? Are you so good? Shot, must be shot!
"Want to eat Yaoye me? I eat more salt than you eat!"
"My little master eats more rice than you eat salt!"
auzw.com "You! Huh? This is really fine!" The demon monk muttered to Li Fei after he thought about it carefully, and then nodded straight to Li Fei.
"The world has changed now. I don't eat anymore. I practice all day long against the laws of nature. I can't think of meeting someone in the eating world today!" Li Fei curled his mouth while looking at the fat monk's three-layered chin. .
"I'm different from you. I won't get fat no matter how I eat. Are you angry?"
The fat monk took a deep breath and suppressed the impulse in his heart, and said in a low voice.
"Listen to what you mean, you are good at eating! You are a member of my eating world! But even if you were lucky enough to meet me, someone else would have taken you to death and made meatloaf! But if you say When it comes to eating, I call the demon master the second in the world, no one dares to be the first!"
As soon as Li Fei heard this, he suddenly became unhappy. Even if he was so fat, he still dared to brag in front of me?
"Can you stop bragging, put a good demon improperly, learn from other people to become a monk, and I don’t know how to be ashamed! However, you are not talented, in this aspect of eating, Xiaoye is the of cook! My'depressed ecstasy egg fried rice' can Eat your tongue explode!"
"Fart, you bear kid, dare to call yourself the God of Cookery! This monk is still the King of Eaters!" The demon monk immediately got anxious. For a senior foodie, another person said he was the God of Cookery in front of him? I really can't bear this!
He suddenly bounced from the ground, a golden monk's clothes hunting in the wind, which seemed to make her instantly self-confident, and he pointed at Li Fei with majesty and screamed.
"I'm really drunk, and the daughter who drank it is red! What's the point of ecstasy egg fried rice? To be honest, demon master, I have eaten Dapeng Jiaolong, you are a big kid, just milk Eat more than me, right? Ahahaha!"
Seeing that the other party challenged his position in the eating world, he was immediately angry!
"Dare you even dare to show off the Dapeng dragon? Did I have to tell you about McDonald's victory over KFC?" Li Fei tilted his head, and his adorable big eyes narrowed slightly. The lonely demeanor of a master.
"McDonald will win the Kend Chicken? What kind of chicken is this! The name is so long? But it sounds pretty cool!" The monster monk was very interested.
"Of course! It must be long! It must be cool! Do you think the chicken that can be eaten by the little master is amazing? You don't know if you say it!"
"I don't know? This monk knows about 500 years ago and 500 years later!"
"Please, don't use Liu's famous saying to kill?"
"Also, Xiaoye is super invincible and the first in the universe!"
"I bah! Shameless!" The fat monk actually spit on the ground.
Just as Li Fei was about to go crazy, the obese man added a sentence: "Speaking of invincibility, who is it to me? This monk is truly invincible! You don't understand how lonely invincibility is and how invincible is. emptiness!"
"Okay, okay, I know, hang up, I'm going home to collect the cows, the cows are all flying in the sky!"
The fat monk snorted coldly at Li Fei.
"This monk doesn’t care about you, a bear kid. This monk once made friends with the Golden Winged Great Kunpeng clan. At that time, this monk traveled across the entire Yuntian Continent, and when this monk ate the most delicious mountains and seas in the world, you bear kid. I'm afraid it hasn't been born yet!" Monk Yao is extremely proud of what he said. In the Yuntian Continent, the Golden Winged Great Kunpeng clan is unknown to everyone!
This name is so loud!
Of course, this monster monk has been an orphan since he was born, and he doesn't even know what race he is, and other monster races don't even know it.