Chapter 370: Your grown-up's world is so complicated

Li Fei also felt a little funny looking at these two goods, and even though the Confucianism and Taoism were enemies, they were interdependent.
"Very well, I don't want you to die, just write a few words."
They breathed a sigh of relief when Li Fei said this.
"I!"
"I!"
This time the Confucian scholar and Old Tao spoke together.
Seeing that there was no danger, the two immediately grabbed the credit, vying to show themselves.
"You grab it with me? How can you be a bull nose? Your words are like an ant crossing a river!"
"how?"
"Floating!"
The old Tao was immediately angry when he heard this: "I will kill you!"
The two glared at each other, their teeth tickling with hatred, and the scholars stopped pretending to be elegant, they just yelled.
"You old wild priest!"
The veteran is not to be outdone: "You shit! What a gentleman!"
Confucian scholars are like prosperous wealth that has been trampled on the tail.
With a scream, he went mad, pointed at the old Taoist robe and jumped up to curse, just like a shrew cursing the street, the action, the cleaning up the posture is like playing the mantis catch the cicada, where is there any gentleman Confucian Style?
"Are you jumping like this?"
"I let you hit me with one hand!" The old way looked at the scholar defiantly.
"Okay, you only have one hand, I promise to maimed you!"
The old-fashioned face is black, and there are so many scholars!
Li Fei shook his hands, and a big bag appeared on both of them.
They swear that this is the most painful first time since they were born, and it's worse than death!
The two of them were still suffering from the pain and never dared to argue again. Why did they forget that there is such a big demon behind them! If the other party is upset, they may all be killed.
"Two mentally retarded! Since you can both write, come here together!"
The visitor hugged his head with both hands, and didn't dare to scream, he could only grunt a few times in pain.
Li Fei gently waved his hand at the gate plaque, and a sword slashed it. The huge plaque was cut off from the gate. The cut surface was as smooth as a mirror. In the next second, even the writing on it was cut off. The plaque was still The plaque was gone, but it seemed to have returned to the way it was before it was engraved.
Li Fei placed the plaque in front of him and nodded with satisfaction.
"Niubi, come here!"
"Yes!" The old man covered his head and walked over.
"This is your door, you write the first word on the left."
The old man nodded hurriedly and agreed: "What word?"
"magic."
The old Dao didn't hesitate, he went up there with dragons and phoenix dances, and immediately completed a magic character. Not to mention, his brushwork contains Taoism, the font is naturally natural, round and full, as if it were on a plaque.
Everyone was amazed that this font that contained Taoism's momentum was not only beautiful, but also contained great avenues. When people looked at it, they would be deeply attracted and could not extricate themselves. Some monks in the Yuan Ying stage even broke through directly after seeing this handwriting!
"Good word!" The peddler who had just used Li Fei as a negative textbook couldn't help but blurt out. The audience just whispered, and only his low cultivation level couldn't control his emotions.
As soon as he said it, he regretted it. There were tens of thousands of people here without speaking. Why did he owe so much?
auzw.com When Li Fei looked at him, he was as cold as falling into an ice cave.
At this moment, he wanted to bite off his tongue, or to give him a chance, he wanted to bite off his tongue when he was born! If you're slow, look for death!
Li Fei gave him a faint glance and then skipped it directly: "It is indeed a good word! Bull nose, you can withdraw."
The old Dao replied, hurriedly backed down, full of cold sweat, but also triumphant, this magic word was transformed by his lifelong cultivation base, even some powerful people in the fourth floor of the Mahayana period would have to be seen by him. Deeply impressed.
And the hawker was extremely suffering at this time, but he was also relieved.
"This demon master didn't kill me? My God! I'm out of luck? Maybe the other party doesn't even bother to kill me, a small character who is inferior to mud, right?"
Anyway, I finally survived!
Suck~
He took a deep breath and wanted to leave here, only to find that his feet were already numb, his body was cold, and he didn't listen at all. With his weak legs, he could hardly take a step.
It's horrible! A look in your eyes made yourself extremely frightened, knowing that you are a figure above the fifth level of the fit stage anyway! But still can't resist a look from the other side!
The son next to him pulled his sleeves: "Daddy, is this little brother doing the right thing? Can't I follow him?"
This vendor was shocked!
He hurriedly covered his mouth: "What do children know! This is Lord Demon Lord, if you can be his hair, it will be smoke from our ancestors! Lord Demon Lord is not only a strong one, but also It is a model of our human race!"
The child was a little puzzled: "Then should I follow my little brother as an example?"
"Do you still use Lao Tzu to say? Lord Demon is so perfect, if you don't learn from him, I will kill you!"
"Oh..." the child responded, and then whispered: "The adult world is really complicated. I will scold others for a while, and learn from others... I don't want, I don't want, I don't want to grow up, when I grow up I will meeting……"
Ignoring them, Li Fei continued to talk to the scholars on the side.
"You write a door word on the right."
As soon as the Confucian student was about to do it, he was taken aback.
This is not right! Niubi wrote a magic word just now, and then wrote another door by himself. Then I beg you, isn’t it the magic door?
Could it be...
The scholar reacted, sweating profusely! If this is written, doesn't it mean that you are the devil? The lease term is also an accomplice of sharpening the blade! They Confucianism and Taoism are very particular about these, this is a big taboo to deceive the master and destroy the ancestor!
His hands trembled a little, and even the magic brush that was taken out of his sleeve shook with it.
"Is it really an enemy of Confucianism in the whole world? Even if it is not a demon, who can still look at me in the future? My Confucian'official route' is over!"
He turned around and said to Li Fei, "Senior, can Xiaosheng not write?"
"What do you think?" Li Fei said in a calm voice, but his eyes told him that the other party regarded himself as a fool.
The scholar sighed, "I see..."
He turned around again, and kept saying some famous sayings of the saint.
"The sky is above, the earth is below, and I am in the middle."
"Please give me some advice for this confused lamb!"
The Confucian said this in great grief, and then fled out of his arms a dry flower gorgeously.
"Write." Tearing off a petal.
"Don't write." Tore off another petal.
"write."
"Do not write."
...
Until the end, tearing to the last petal is "not writing"!