Chapter 390: Staring people with nostrils?
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Xuanhuan Invincible Brat
- Jiang Xiaosheng
- 1214 characters
- 2021-03-03 04:36:27
After the old Taoist said this, he did not forget to turn around and talk to a group of little Taoists: "This is a wrong demonstration. You must not learn it. Watch me smash this bear kid's ass. This time is not a demonstration! Up!"
Li Fei shrugged, "Just to try my new insight!"
He looked at the old Taoist from a distance, recalling the record of the humming spirit in his mind, raised his small head, and snorted at the old Taoist.
The next moment, a dazzling light flew out from the nostrils, and the old Taoist was shocked. The chicken from him sent several defensive weapons, and the light fell directly on him, directly passing through the layers of defense of the old Taoist. , Broke into its body.
"what!"
The old Taoist fainted before he snorted.
A dog came to eat directly on the ground.
This scene was naturally seen by some powerful beings of the Taoist sect. After all, someone called the door, how could they not know it? Just watching a child, he sent out Old Tao, who happened to be teaching his apprentice to practice, but he didn't expect the other party to be so weird.
"Why do Xu Lao Dao's defenses seem to be in vain? What kind of light is that? How can these defenses be treated as nothing? Without any damage, they passed through ghostly?"
"What kind of magic is this unheard of!"
At this time, it was not only them, but the little Taoist priests who had been doing it were just dumbfounded.
"Wow! That Xiaozheng is so powerful, he even emits a light from his nostrils!"
"Nonsense, I obviously saw that Xiao Zhengtai stared at our master with his nostrils, and our master fell to the ground!"
"No, it was the master who accidentally stepped on a brick and tripped over. Otherwise, how could the master fail to beat a child?"
"Obviously staring with nostrils!"
"Clearly stumbled!"
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The little Taoists are dry and dry, and Li Fei, who is the victim, is a black line!
"You said that Xiaoye stared at people with his nostrils? This Nima is too much! You think I am Erkang!"
Li Fei intends to never stare at people with his nostrils anymore. After all, he can gather this divine light into his eyes and die at a glance. Isn't it better than using nostrils?
But what does spitting success mean? What is successful nostril picking? Do you have to spit something out? Is it successful to dig out the nose? This TM is too evil!
And this name is too such a thing!
The system is rough! I promise... Treat you well, and give me more of these magical powers!
System: "Please try the host yourself."
Li Fei just despised for a while, thinking that he couldn't count on asking the system to give him some guidance.
But when Li Fei's eyes rolled, he suddenly thought of something, and his expression was happy.
"Let me test it myself? Spit? I never spit anywhere! I'm not that kind of person!"
Then, in the eyes of the system, Li Fei frantically spit on the ground.
Bah, pah, pah, pah, pah, pah~ he even had a sense of rhythm, but he didn't realize any magical powers at all.
"Is it because my operation is wrong?"
Then, Li Fei was picking his nose, touching his butt, and some indescribable things...
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In the end, I still didn't realize the fart supernatural power.
Li Fei suddenly became angry.
"System! You are rough! Why didn't I understand what I said!"
System: "The host's usual actions will not be understood again."
"Fuck! Why didn't you say it earlier! Am I the kind of person who doesn't pay attention to hygiene? You are inducing me! What should I do if I teach the kids! This paragraph is not allowed to be broadcast!"
"Are you a martial artist who has to follow Xiuxian Gang? You are sick!"
Finally, Li Fei was not reconciled, and then whistled leisurely.
Hush hush...
Hush hush...
After blowing a song of "Hundred Birds Face Phoenix", the reminder finally sounded again.
"Ding, congratulations to the host for comprehending the Profound Realm Lion Roar Art! And automatically cultivate to Dzogchen!"
【Lion Roar Technique】: Exist in the fantasy world, use your whole body strength to combine your spiritual knowledge to make a fatal blow. After Dzogchen is complete, there is a big horn that roars out, making people lose their hearing, lose their fighting ability, and tear their eardrums!
Li Fei was in a great mood to comprehend two magical powers in a row! He walked to the old Taoist and kicked and found that the opponent is still alive, but it will not be able to recover in a few hundred years. Li Fei even deliberately suppressed his humming light just now, but only used less than one percent. That's it for the mighty opponent.
At this time, an extremely strong momentum was emitted from the door, and a figure appeared in front of the little Taoists.
Seeing that the opposite party looked gloomy and eager to say something, Li Fei spoke first.
"Got it! It's definitely the same as the old Confucianist, can you change the trick!"
"Confucianism? Old man?" This is a stalwart man with a dragon carved on it in a gray robe. His eyebrows are upside down and his face is ugly, half of his face is red and tender like a baby, and half of his face is as thin and ashamed as a skeleton. Like a Taoist fairy, it looks like a monster with a zombie face.
At first glance, he is not a good person.
"Yes, Confucianism was destroyed by me. You surrender as soon as possible." Li Fei seemed to be talking about a casual little thing.
The ugly Taoist was taken aback for a moment, and then he laughed wildly: "Ahahahaha! Are children lying very slippery? But you are about to die. You can be forgiven for bragging before you die."
Li Fei suddenly became unhappy, he took a big step.
Use the power of lion roar power to start acting!
The attack effect of this lion roar power is not as good as that of the humha god, but it is loud and loud! As long as Li Fei used it, he opened his mouth as if he brought his own stereo, the sound was thundering, and the door shook a few times, and the little Taoist priests lay on the ground and covered their ears and rolled.
"Who else!"
This roar can be heard thousands of miles away, and even the ugly deputy master took a few steps back, condensing layers of magic power to protect his ears.
"Who else! I was so good-looking that a cute baby was caught here because I spit on the ground. Is there a king law? Is there a law?"
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"You are stepping on our master so arrogantly, who on earth has no King Fa!" A little Taoist could not help but whispered.
"You don't just spit, you broke our door so badly..." A little Taoist couldn't help but vomit.
"Stupid to speak!" Li Fei stared. The little Taoists were so scared that they hurriedly hid behind the deputy master, and looked at Li Fei nervously and sneakily, not daring to look at him directly.
"What about your Dao ancestors? Can you come out together and let the little master solve it easily! I am afraid that it is not mentally retarded to send them one by one? I am very busy when you go together!"