Chapter 411: You are too rubbish

Thank you?
Everyone in the magic door was dumbfounded. If they weren't talking plausibly and irritated, they thought the other party was pretending to be forced!
"Let us be grateful to you, my God, how much water did your brain get to say such shameless words?"
Li Fei stared into his eyes: "You have sent people to plan to massacre the city. If you don't do it yourself now, we have to thank you? According to you, since you have become a Buddha, you can't commit and precepts again, right? In this way, if I interrupt your third leg, you can’t thank me? At least there will be ten tables and eight tables! I’ll help you interrupt, OK?"
Buddha Wanqing's face turned purple-black in an instant. He gritted his teeth and gasped for breath, but the demons on the side couldn't take care of so much. They opened their mouths and laughed in exaggeration.
"Ahahahaha! I was so ridiculous that I interrupted your third leg, and you have to have a banquet to thank Master Demon Lord of my house! Ahahahaha!"
Even the Ningxiang Ningyu on the side couldn’t help it, especially when I was trying to understand what Li Fei meant by the third leg, I couldn’t help covering my mouth and chuckling, I was a little bit shy. .
Wanqing Buddha was ridiculed by the group, his mouth creaked, trying to say something, but was so angry that he didn't know what to say to refute the other party.
He was humming like a cat sleeping soundly, but his appearance was really terrifying, and he didn't get along with the cat at all.
"Huh? Whose dead mouse came out squeaky!" Li Fei deliberately looked up and down, and finally stopped moving his gaze on the face of the gnashing Buddha Buddha. Metaphor.
Seeing this, Wanqing Buddha's face was white and red, red and black, black and purple!
"Hey, the thing that can change color over there is Sa Zi Yo? Is it a face makeup?"
Li Fei casually said: "I see, it seems to be a baboon's in heat!"
"Puff!" This time even the head of Liu, who had been serious, couldn't help but laugh.
The other demons who had not laughed before also laughed wildly.
"Ahahahahaha! It's so funny!"
These meats are monks who have been influenced by Taoist Confucianism, who are unsmiling, and once they laugh, they are out of control.
"Baboon ass! It's still the kind that will estrus! Ahahahaha!"
"It will change color! Ahahahaha, a baboon's that changes color and will be in estrus! Ahahahaha, Wanqing Buddha is a monkey butt..."
What's more, they fell to the ground with a smile, and beat the ground with their hands, tears streaming down. In the end, they couldn't hear what they were talking about. They all laughed and leaned forward and backward, and some even buried their heads. Shaking all over on the ground.
Li Fei expressed very depressed about this.
"Your laughter is a little lower, right? The story of "seven" monkeys on the tree and one monkey on the ground is still eight monkeys~ Will it make you laugh if you tell it!"
"Small, I still know you when you take off your vest!"
"You, the Ten Thousand Green Buddha, are really rubbish, it seems to be forgotten, you look ugly!"
"Somehow they are a Buddha! Can you be more polite to others? It hurts people's self-esteem if you talk like this!"
"Well, you are too rubbish, you are too ugly."
"Puff! What you said is too hurtful!"
"We speak stupidly, so I like to hit people!" Li Fei said lightly.
auzw.com Wanqing Buddha gritted his teeth angrily, and resisted the violent impulse for a long time before squeezing out a sentence: "This Buddha is the image of Dharma, what do you know?!"
"Well, it's okay, you're ugly, you're right in everything." Li Fei said.
This time the Nine Heavens Bodhisattva couldn't help laughing. Is this surely admitting a mistake? And even such a polite curse, I take it!
Both are nine, Ru He Xiu?
Wanqing Buddha was just about to get angry, and in order to keep his omniscience forced, he still held back. If such a bearish child ran over, he would have slapped to death.
"You killed me so many Buddhas in the sky, you have two choices, one is to join me in Buddhism to replace my eighteen Arhats and Three Hundred King Kong and Black Lotus Buddha!"
"The other one is death!"
Wanqing Buddha still gave himself an excuse to kill Li Fei, after all, in this case, the other party would definitely want to die! In this way, I have a justifiable reason to be with this kid, and I have left a reputation for being compassionate.
Li Fei's eyes rolled around.
"Okay! I want to become a Buddha for fun!"
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This time, the Ten Thousand Green Buddha was stunned, and even the hundreds of demons who followed were dumbfounded!
I said Lord Demon, didn't we come to kick the restaurant?
How did you agree to become a Buddha? What is this operation!
Originally I naively thought that the world of adults is very complicated, but I did not expect that the world of children is even more complicated! It's all gone! I can't figure out the children's routine...
"You...do you really want to become a Buddha?" Wanqing Buddha's complexion was a bit ugly, which made him difficult to ride a tiger! In accordance with the normal procedure, I was about to slap the hateful bear child to death, and then all the Buddhist followers worshipped him, but now, is it a bit of a slap in the face just to kill the other person? Two choices are given to others. According to the normal routine, the other party must be cynic, or decisively refuse and start desperately!
This bear kid, I can't figure it out.
Li Feitian really nodded.
"Yes, yes!"
Then a wicked smile overflowed from the corner of his mouth.
"But I don't need you to point me. I want to see what happens when you cultivate the so-called Buddhism of your Buddhism to the highest level. Will it automatically turn bald into a Buddha?"
Li Fei turned around and scanned for a week, looking at 99,999 Buddhist followers.
"I will use your Buddhist practice to try what you call a Buddha!"
Li Fei directly used the Buddhism exercises he learned from the abbot of Jinfa, using all his physical and spiritual talents to start cultivation.
Dzogchen’s top-grade Heavenly Spiritual Vessel was cultivated to the extreme by Li Fei, and the nine snow-white tails also appeared abruptly, swinging randomly with the fluctuation of Li Fei's body as the wind moved.
At this time, Li Fei looked quite holy, but also a little strange.
Wanqing Buddha saw this suddenly startled, and then sneered again and again.
There are so many top talents in your body? Although it is very powerful, but...
"To tell you the truth, this Buddha Dharma was brought by the Buddha from the immortal realm. Even if you have cultivated to great attainment, it is useless. You must have the Buddha's talents and understand the Buddha nature to become a Buddha. You have achieved great success, but you have never obtained the real blessing of the Buddha wheel. How can you be a child, He De,!"