Chapter 568: Uncle and second uncle are his uncles

At this time, if you switch to other immortal cultivators who are in a bad mood, I am afraid that this big man will have already turned into a pool of blood. Even this restaurant and the entire town will be blood washed, but the demon monk will naturally not be like this. He is just venting himself bored. .
After staring for a while, the demon monk took his stern face away and changed to a grinning expression again. The big man on the opposite side was taken aback. At this moment, the demon monk ran over. He put his arm around the man's shoulders, and yelled all around: "Who dare to provoke us both!"
Li Fei spewed out a mouthful of old blood without holding back! The man was also stunned.
Little Timo watched this scene with a dazed expression. From her social experience, she couldn't tell where the demon monk was going to cause trouble.
"Dazhi is foolish, and his heart is only for Tao." But Li Fei just came here so long and didn't say much.
As a result, the next moment, Li Fei almost squirted a mouthful of tender blood, his face also showed the same expression as Xiao Timo.
The reason is that the big man with the knife actually had a drink with the demon monk. The two looked at each other. After a brief silence, the two laughed, and the two of them were chatting in the next few hours even Lin Fan listened. There were some speechless topics, which made Lin Fan a little stunned.
"Is the two people in love or the same? This look of meeting each other late is unpredictable!"
The demon monk didn't come over, instead, he sat at the table with the big man and drank heartily.
"How do you call Liu Wenya?" The demon monk asked the big man while drinking.
The big man said drunkly: "At that time, my dad spent three copper plates and had a dinner. He asked an old scholar in the village to give it. My mother mentioned a more elegant name. The old scholar said it would be Liu Wenya, then I was very sincere at the time, and my dad called me Liu Wenya when he read it smoothly."
Monk Yao nodded in admiration and seemed very inspired, while Li Fei on the side had a black line, "The name is more casual than me!"
"I'll go, then your mother wants you to be stronger, and that old guy can't name you Liu Zhuangshi anymore!" Li Fei rolled his eyes and couldn't help but interject.
"Liu Zhuangshi? Wow, this name is pretty good! Zhuangshi is suitable for me, and it is more in line with my name for walking the rivers and lakes!" The five big and three big guys looked at Li Fei's side, stunned and turned out to laugh. I am very happy and seem very satisfied with this name.
"It rhymes with you, so you can call two names, both of which are okay with us!" Li Fei curled his lips.
"Really? Where are you from? If you talk like an adult at such a young age, are you also from the rivers and lakes?" The big man stunned.
"People from the rivers and lakes can't talk about it, but I am here, and our culture is extensive and profound. Seeing you drink happily, I will give you a brief talk about the culture of our words!"
"Good, good!"
"Hmm! Boss, talk about it!" The demon monk and the big man clapped and looked at Li Fei.
Li Fei's affairs with Monk Demon today are also a bit heavy. Seeing Monk Demon seems to really intend to forget everything, Li Fei nodded and cleared his throat and said, "I will give you a question and listen."
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"The eldest uncle went to the second uncle's house to find the third uncle and said that the fourth uncle was tricked by the fifth uncle into the sixth uncle's house and stole the seventh uncle and put it in the eighth uncle's cabinet. The nine uncle borrowed the money that the tenth uncle gave to the eleventh uncle. Thief? Whose money originally belongs to?"
When Li Fei spoke, everyone in the store was stupid on the spot. They could hear Li Fei’s words. After all, the people who came here were not good stubborns, and the powerful bald heads called his big brother, this little one. The doll is definitely not simple, so everyone in the shop listened carefully to what Li Fei said.
"Uncle... Second Uncle..."
Many people began to do arithmetic with their fingers, and many others tilted their heads and rolled their eyes, and their brains were running fast.
"It's too difficult! I can't even think of the champion Jin Kewen! This is simply a torture!"
"Forget it, forget it, I have a big head!"
Everyone was in mourning, and all bowed their heads and feet, expressing that they did not want to think about it anymore, while some handsome talents who seemed to be literati were blushing and motionless, their eyes were very tangled, obviously still Thinking of Li Fei's words.
Seeing that everyone was stupid, Monk Yao couldn't help laughing. He drank the nine one in the bowl and gave Li Fei a thumbs up.
Seeing the demon monk very happy, Li Fei continued with a smile.
"His first uncle and his second uncle are his uncles! It's all wood!"
"Si Jiu is a thief. As for who the money originally belongs to, you can guess it slowly. I won't say this for now, I will tell you a paragraph to see if you can understand what it means."
"Okay! One more one!" Many people followed up, apparently treating Li Fei as a god.
Li Fei took a deep breath and suddenly said non-stop: "If people really do line by line, line by line, if not, do line by line, line by line, line by line, line by line, or line by line, just like in school. The teacher said that the clothes were not allowed to do anything other than the school badge. If you asked you not to do anything else, you did not do anything else, and you were injured. At that time, there were parents who would pick you up and go home alone. I felt like a thief secretly on the way home after studying at night. In those days, the weather was bad and it rained and the dirt road was slippery. I also crushed a brick. Fortunately, I held it with a handle. When I fell, I really liked watching the heroes of the Condor Heroes on TV. I really wanted to live the life I had lived!"
"puff!"
"amount……"
A group of people were dumbfounded, and some talents quietly wrote down Li Fei's words on the spot and slowly figured out.
"Hahahaha, you don't understand this to tell you, forget it, I won't interrupt if you drink it, and more than these cultures, there is no language in the world that our Chinese cannot translate!"
Li Fei stopped paying attention to the demon monk. He could see that the demon monk's emotions had been vented and nothing would happen anymore. Instead, he looked at the little Timo, who did not listen to what he just said. Words, what she eats is utterly selfless, and Li Fei smiled when she saw her eating so delicious, but Timothy had a feeling that the royal princess first came to the folk, she has always eaten all kinds of top quality Immortal grass spirit liquid, or the flesh of various powerful monsters, where have you eaten rice?
Soon, a big bowl of rice was finished again. This was already the ninth largest bowl, and the shopkeeper on the side was dumbfounded.
Just when Xiao Timo had eaten the ten bowls and finally had enough, and her belly was bulging, she rushed to Li Fei contentedly: "I'm full!"