Chapter 570: are you happy?

Seeing Xiao Timo eating steamed buns and steamed buns so fragrant, Li Fei couldn't help recalling that when he first ate steamed buns, he realized that his fists were as big as sandbags. Li Fei smiled knowingly, but Xiao Timo, though It’s impossible to comprehend any magical powers from eating steamed buns, but because of the aura in the body, all the food is directly decomposed. As long as Xiao Timo thinks, she will not be stretched to burst. Seeing here, Li Fei secretly wanted to laugh. The earth regards thinness as its beauty. Many people eat vegetarian food and exercise to lose weight, but the effect is very small. In the world of cultivating immortals, you won’t get fat even if you eat.
"It seems that cultivating immortals is still good, at least you don't get fat by eating, haha~" Li Fei thought wildly.
For a long time, the monk demon swept away all the wine in the entire tavern, and the surrounding area was already full of people. They marveled at the monk's words and even the amount of alcohol.
"Good drink! This is the only thing I have seen in my life!"
"A full twenty-eight jars of wine have been drunk by him alone! And it is still the kind of big wine jar that can only be lifted by two people!"
"Bacchus, he must be the reincarnation of Bacchus!"
"Why is it a drunk god!"
"Drunk drunk god~~~"
And that's not counting, someone finally discovered the scene on Timo's side. A large table full of food was swept away by Timo, and after the scan, another table was swept away again. , And then go back, there are already ten tables back and forth!
"My God! What happened in the store today? There was a Bacchus and a Eater!"
"Eat God! Such a small baby can eat so much, who can afford it? If you grow up, you can't make a country poor?"
Some were amazed, some were sad, the audience was naturally amazed, and the owner of the pub was the one who was sad.
He was crying and he couldn't laugh, and he kept chattering: "My wine! This is my inventory for a whole year!"
"My food! These are enough for us to entertain hundreds of guest officials..."
"Unfortunately, I promised to treat them as they please, and I...I...I hate it! Who can have a piece of tofu. Just shoot me to death! A few noodles will do, I want to hang myself. Don't pull me..."
Li Fei was originally here to experience life, and to meet his acquaintances by the way, this is very similar to the "Hua Fan" of negotiating monks, Li Fei is still very happy, after all, he is doing what he wants now, there is no time on earth. , The pressure of life.
His divine consciousness is enough to see the lives of everyone in the shop and even the people of the entire town, the regretful shopkeeper, the surprised audience, and the demon monk who is obviously in a much better mood, and a pair of very satisfied filming Little Timo with a small belly, Li Fei felt a different career in cultivating immortals. Who said that the realm of cultivating immortals can only fight and kill?
"The rivers and lakes are not fighting and killing, it is human beings~~~" Li Fei tugged a modern phrase and everyone was shocked. When he turned around, he didn't know who said it, but it didn't matter. The important thing is that everyone remembered this sentence and spread it out.
auzw.com Li Fei hummed a little tune, "Here, life without a mobile phone is still pretty good! Xiuxian is not just pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, and going to ancient relics to explore things like that? All rookies, this is my home court of Li Fei!"
The monk Yao walked towards Li Fei. At this time, he was still not drunk, let alone the madness and sorrow he had before, and he returned to his previous wretchedness and flattery.
"Boss, are you happy? I'm very happy!" The demon monk said with a grin.
"Hahahaha, not bad, let's go." Li Fei laughed hahaha, and the monk demon also laughed unruly.
Li Fei pulled up the little Timo who was very satisfied and even hiccuped, and walked directly out of the tavern. Before leaving, he casually threw a superb spiritual stone on the table.
The shopkeeper saw the spiritual stone that exuded the dazzling light on the table, and immediately regarded it as a valuable treasure. Suddenly, he couldn't even speak with excitement: "Much...Thank you for your reward!"
It’s just that the three of Li Fei have long since disappeared without a trace. In order not to scare them and disrupt the order here, Li Fei did not pretend to come directly to a'great change, but walked out of them. Only after his sight did he cast the Immortal King Imperial Heaven Technique and disappeared in place.
But what he didn't expect was that this tavern was completely on fire from then on, and a sentence was added to the huge banner at the door: "The wine fairy, the of eating, the child prodigy are visiting the store!"
This flag was as big as a wall, and it was hung over 30 meters high. It could be seen clearly from ten miles away, and it attracted a lot of people and even the emperor came to visit it in person.
The shopkeeper laughed from ear to ear, and the big man who had previously drank with the "jiu xian" was also completely on fire. Many people would ask him about everything about the monk monk and little Timo. This time the protagonist is no longer Li Fei, and Li Fei is very happy to do so, always as the protagonist of the event, he is very happy to be a crowd of melons.
What Li Fei didn’t know was that some scholars secretly spread what he said before and even wrote articles. All of them followed suit and derive better things, and Li Fei hid his merit and fame. He really doesn't know this.
The big man Liu Wenya also passed on his new name. When someone asked him who came, he always said domineeringly, "I am Liu Zhuangshi! Just ask if you are afraid!" At the same time, he is always very A pretending sentence: "The rivers and lakes are not fighting and killing, but the worldliness~~~"
Not to mention these rivers and lakes, at this time Li Fei and Xiao Timo were beside a quiet creek. Little Timo and Li Fei were sitting on the edge of the rock, putting their feet in the slowly flowing news and watching this. The clear spring water, feeling the coolness from the little feet, Li Fei couldn't help but tweeted a few times. This kind of beauty is rare on the earth, even if it is in a tourist area, it is overcrowded. You can enjoy it here.
"Did you smell the smell?" Little Timo asked suddenly, swinging his feet in the cool creek.
"You fart?" Li Fei asked subconsciously.
"Hmm!" Little Timo looked straight at Li Fei and nodded seriously. What made Li Fei's face black is that little Timo had a serious face, as if she had said something to others. The help information should be praised.
Li Fei was speechless for a while, after a while.
Little Timo asked again: "Did you smell the smell?"
Li Fei shouted directly! "Oh stinks!"