Vol 2 Chapter 13: (under
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You are Fired!
- Ye Feiran
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- 2021-03-02 09:10:58
Although it's not good, but all the money will come back, even three more, rounded up equals to Ji Bai for twenty minutes, not only did not spend a dime, and even earned three dollars. With this thought, it seems that the elevator is worthwhile even if it is still trapped.
Bai Duanduan had been working overtime for several days in a row, and now he was so sleepy. He yawned a few times and got into the bed early to prepare for sleep.
But God seemed to be going against her, just about to fall asleep, and a deafening DJ sound suddenly came upstairs.
At this point, someone even opened a party at home!
Bai Duanduan blocked his ears with a pillow, and began to want to endure, but in the end the other party did not have the tendency to stop, and even the sound became louder and louder.
It is unbearable! Don't you know that the lawyer's hair is particularly valuable, is the lawyer's sleep even more important? !
Bai Duanduan changed his clothes and was ready to go upstairs angrily. When she came to the door of the upstairs occupant's house, she realized that someone had already taken a step.
Ji Lin’s face was black and ugly. He was obviously negotiating with the noise maker’s owner, but it didn’t have any effect, because the owner didn’t have a tendency to turn down the music, and there were still dynamic dance music in the house. People attending the party are also dancing in a tumult.
Ji Lin met Bai Duanduan and rarely opened the mouth. He frowned: "No communication, I have called the police."
Bai Duanduan yawned: "No, this point of the police, I have to wait a long time for the police, I have to sleep in vain for a long time." She glanced at Ji Lin, teasing, "Lawyer Ji, the momentum when you represent the client Where? Where? Shouldn’t lawyers take the initiative to fight?"
After Bai Duanduan finished speaking, he prepared to go forward and negotiated unbelief. As a result, he was stopped by Ji Lin before taking a few steps.
"Do you think I haven't negotiated? The negotiation is only useful for rational people, and it's totally ineffective for drunks in this room." He glanced at Bai Duanduan, "I advise you not to waste your time, I'm useless to play, you, Not even better."
"How do you know if you don't try it!"
Bai Duanduan smiled, confidently stepped forward and knocked on the door. After a while, the door opened. Then came the uncovered electric sound in the room. There was a flower arm with dyed green hair drunk and non-mainstream. The young man opened the door, and before waiting for the white end to open, he sprayed her a cigarette and howled.
"Don't knock it! Knock the soul! You have the ability to go to the police!"
After the other party shouted, he didn't wait for Bai Duanduan's reaction and slammed the door.
...
Bai Duanduan touched his nose and gray, Ji Lin was still cold and indifferent: "I said this is the result, these people are not sober and unable to communicate."
"Then you can't wait to die!" Bai Duanduan couldn't do anything, and made a living. "Do you have any fruit at home? The bigger one?"
Ji Lin frowned: "What?"
"I have a way! Absolutely, I can make them quiet immediately, but I need some fruits. The bigger the better, the big and imposing fruits, such as big watermelons? My family No, does your family have it? If there is, let me use it first! I will return to you!"
Ji Lin was suspicious, and Bai Duanduan could only take the potion: "Do you want to enjoy quiet sleep immediately?"
In the end, with Bai Duanduan's lobbying, Ji Lin moved two cardboard boxes from home, though he was reluctant.
"The fruits you want are all in the box." Ji Lin was immediately disdainful. "You didn't just say that the lawyer should have a spirit of resistance? The final solution is to ask me to get the fruits ready Cut the land and pay for the sum?" Ji Lin sneered. "Do you think those drunks will be sensible until you give them watermelon and fruit and stop making noise?"
"Are you really a lawyer? Really naive."
Bai Duanduan was too lazy to refute, she opened the first box, took out a huge watermelon, and then walked to the door again and knocked on the door.
It was the non-mainstream who just came to open the door. He filled his eyes with impatience: "Worry, you..."
Before the words were finished, Bai Duanduan could not help but push him away, walked into the house hard, turned off the audio equipment, and then she squeezed her lips and put the huge watermelon on the table.
Ji Linhao stood at the door with all his leisure, waiting for Bai Duanduan to return again.
As a lawyer, how can I get a low profile and pay tribute to a small country like Fanbang?
However, on the occasion of Ji Linbiao...
Bai Duanduan didn't follow the script he had conceived at all. She didn't say anything. She walked to the watermelon, and in front of everyone, punched the watermelon with a punch.
This watermelon is very, very big, it is not easy to break it with one punch, and the more difficult thing is to shoot the scum of the watermelon shot directly into debris residue with a punch like Bai Duanduan. The most mysterious thing is that the watermelon is so The watermelon remains intact, and the remains of the watermelon remain on the table.
It's almost a master's shot, and I know if there is...I can see that Bai Duanduan is a bit mysterious.
In the opposite eyes, Bai Duanduan calmly withdrew his hand: "Whoever turns on the audio, this watermelon is the end of your audio." She finished, looked at Ji Lin, "Anyway, he has money, smashed If he breaks, he will pay."
"..."
Bai Duanduan smashed a watermelon with his bare hands. No matter if the opponent was suspicious or curious, she managed to temporarily calm the non-mainstream of a house. She became more and more courageous. She always felt that just smashing a watermelon might not show her strength. A glance at Ji Lin
"Lawyer Ji, has anyone told you that at critical moments, reasoning is useless, communication cannot solve all problems, the important thing is the iron fist, it is to show its strength! Well, now, put the fruit in another carton Also take it out! I will show you what power is today!"
Bai Duanduan's calculations are very good, and when he hits another fruit, he should be more deterrent. She is still a reasonable person. If she can't do it, she won't do it. In case these fruits are useless, she can only show real force to deter the other party.
Ji Lin did not move.
Bai Duanduan impressed him impatiently: "Go get it!"
Ji Lin gave her a calm look: "Are you sure? I think you may not be able to smash things afterwards."
Bai Duanduan smiled contemptuously: "You really don't know my power. The fruit I can't smash in this world is not born yet! Go and get it!"
...
Then Bai Duanduan watched Ji Lin pull out a durian king durian from another carton...
"..."
Ji Lin pressed the nose with one hand and put the giant durian king in Bai Duanduan's hand with one hand: "Show me your strength, smash it."
"..."
The atmosphere of the king he created was finally destroyed by Ji Lin.
Bai Duanduan almost exploded: "Are you on my side or on their side? Did you deliberately dismantle the stage? Let me get a fruit and you give me a durian? Are you poisonous?"
Ji Lin had no shame, but he said frankly: "You let me take the fruit that looks a little stronger, this durian is very strong."
"..."
Bai Duan Duan almost fainted on the spot: "Ji Lin, I don't think durian needs me to show my strength, I think you need it more."
"You can't say too much, just like you can be sure that lawyers can never promise their clients a win in this case. I think Lawyer Bai knows this." Ji Lin glanced at Bai Duanduan, "What's more, if you smashed I’m not responsible for compensation for other things that are rotten. I have nothing to do with compensation.
After he finished, he glanced at the non-mainstream.
I don’t know this woman. I also asked her directly, I will also claim my watermelon from her."
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Are there teammates like you? !
Bai Duanduan is so mad, okay, Ji Lin, good Duanduan should be in a situation with the enemy, you even want to engage in internal strife with me! There are always people who better than you!
Bai Duan dumbfounded her expression and changed her face to grievance. She rushed up to save Ji Lin: "Her husband, I'm sorry, am I wrong? Can't I betray me to count the watermelon money?"
"..."
Bai Duanduan Jiao Didi said: "People know that they beat you too hard before, they broke your legs, but you can't blame me, you know that I am a big and tempered person, and I control my emotions from the top. I can't help myself, but I already love you, you know, my ex-boyfriend was beaten into the intensive care unit by me..."
Ji Lin frowned with black face: "You let go, white end, what are you crazy? Who is your husband?"
Bai Duanduan kissed Ji Linfei: "My husband, don't do this. I occasionally allow you to do one, but you also have to have a limit. My patience also has a bottom line. If you do this again, I can't guarantee to go back. Wouldn't it be possible to control what I did to you."
Bai Duanduan smiled in a pointed manner: "It was originally just the noise of the neighbors in the middle of the night. As a result, you were sent to communicate and negotiate. You couldn't handle it for a long time. I'm really disappointed. You don't know. Don’t talk? But this neighbor is not very sensible, so I won’t hit you when I go home. Just kneel down this durian.
"..."
Ji Lin naturally struggles, but the white end is endless, and like a sticky brown sugar, no matter how Ji Lin throws it, he can't get rid of it.
...
It was at this juncture that non-mainstream neighbors who had been impatient before looked at Bai Duanduan suddenly and exclaimed: "It's you!"
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He could hardly say: "It turns out that you are a violent and terrible woman!"
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The non-mainstream face "recessed trough": "The last time you were at the bar entrance, it was you woman who smashed my old iron down with high heels, and you also had to hit him on the ground. You turned out to live downstairs!"
Bai Duanduan froze for a moment, and then suddenly realized: "Are you a friend of that molester?"
When he knocked down the molester at the bar, he did have a few non-mainstream companions who were also drunk behind him. Unexpectedly, this neighbor was one of them.
"He is not! He just drank too much!"
After this non-mainstream defense, it seemed that when I thought of the original scene, I remembered the fear that his strong old iron was dominated by Bai Duanduan. He glanced at Bai Duanduan and then deeply at Ji Lin. Came solemnly patting Ji Lin's shoulder.
"Brother, you suffer."
"..."
The non-mainstream face was sympathetic and heartbroken: "You are too miserable to find such a fierce woman." He said with a heavy tone, "My old iron was just locked in the throat, and the neck was strangled by the woman. "He looked at Ji Lin again and again, "But brother, don't worry, your legs are recovering very well, you can't see that you have been interrupted, don't feel inferior!"
"..."
He apparently believed in Bai Duanduan's indiscriminate remarks just now, and he was apologetic: "I'm sorry, brother, I have to know that you came to communicate with me because of the obscene power of this fierce woman. His expression of "I understand", "Brother, I didn't expect that you're a talented person, it's not so easy!"
"I never imagined that you are suffering from inhumane domestic violence just a few walls away from me, and now there is the "Anti-Domestic Violence Law". She hit you like this, it is illegal, brother, Do you want me to testify to the police?"
"..."
Ji Lin's face was completely black, and he tried to justify: "Me and her..."
"It's love." Bai Duanduan intercepted Ji Lin's topic. She looked at the non-mainstream meaningfully. "Brother, you don't understand."
"..."
"Don't be a demon in the future, don't be quiet in the middle of the night, otherwise my next fight is not your old iron, but you."
"..."
"Durian left to give you away, counted as a cleanup fee for watermelon."
Bai Duanduan twitched his long hair and glanced provocatively at Ji Lin, who was quite white lotus and pretended to be pretending: "How about? Or should I do it in person?" Bai Duanduan deliberately aggravated the pun. "Husband , You can't."
"..."
Ji Lin wanted to attack, but Bai Duanduan dragged him into the elevator first.
"What a stare, let's go." The elevator door was closed, and Bai Duanduan let go of Ji Lin. "Lawyer Ji, don't you have an attack now, and finally suppress the others, men, if you can bend it, don't It’s a loss."
"White end!"
Bai Duanduan smiled: "You're welcome, don't thank me!"
Ji Lin was obviously about to collapse, and he tried to take a deep breath before suppressing his anger: "Bai Duanduan, you're talking nonsense, I won't settle accounts with you, my watermelon and durian, you give me an explanation. "
"It is reasonable to say that my successful negotiation this time will also benefit both of you and me. The watermelon and durian as a cost, we should also bear with each other." Bai Duanduan squinted and smiled, "I am this person It’s very sincere, so let me make you a week’s breakfast. How do you like it?"
"Eat your breakfast for a week?" Ji Lin's composure Zi Ruo finally collapsed completely, he raised his voice, "Do I think I live too long?"
"If breakfast doesn't work, would you like dinner?"
Ji Lin was very angry and smiled: "There is no need to pay for watermelon and durian. You, don't give me any poisonous food. When you meet later, the farther away from me, the better. Not only are you cooking poisonous food, you are all poisonous."
OK, who is afraid of who.
Bai Duanduan didn't think about it at all, yawned, and then went back to bed with satisfaction.