Chapter 1: Mouth-to-mouth

At this moment, I am standing in the church with a dignified posture like an Olympic etiquette. The environment here is peaceful, the atmosphere is quite peaceful and harmonious, the light shines in through the irregularly shaped window holes, and a few white pigeons flutter Wing wings to forage on the grass outside the gate and bathe in the warm sun. This time was the moment when the newcomers took the oath. I stood solemnly in the air, and the smell of the church's unique smell was in the air, which made people sniff.
The sun is shining and the clouds are light and windy. Today is a good day to get married.
I look at the groom standing upright, he is brewing his feelings attentively, and then he begins to swear in a beautiful tone that reads poetry aloud:
"I now declare to marry you as my legal wife. I declare to everyone present that I will always love you and protect you until the last day of my life. I love all the advantages and disadvantages of you, just like I present Giving you is also a combination of advantages and disadvantages. I will extend my helping hand without hesitation when you need it, and if I need help, I will also ask you. I chose you to be People who have spent this life with me. "
After listening to this passage, it is really amazing, but if you think I am the heroine of this wonderful wedding, it is wrong. I ’m just that stupid standing on the side wearing a grass-green mini dress, because I have been standing for too long, I ’m already a tragic bridesmaid who is unstable, sleepy and hungry secretly yawning, the bride is my good friend from childhood to —Gu Xueqi.
After the bridegroom's oath was over, I saw that my sturdy sisters blushed shyly. This landscape was really like watching a thriller, and all my sleepy frights were dispersed. You know, the existence of this girl named Gu Xueqi in our circle of friends is ... For example, let me tell my friends "Gu Xueqi she was ashamed!"-Then they will use a funny look Look back: "Shy shot? Haha, how is it possible? This thing will not be shy, just shoot."
After the priest reminded me to exchange the rings, I responded from the shock and slowly moved the ring pillow forward. The platinum ring was embedded in it. The diamond on it was not very big, but the light was enough to blind me. Dog eyes, this situation directly caused me to stumble when I stepped forward accidentally by my dress skirt. The moment Gu Xueqi took the ring, it made me look very fierce and terrifying. After I delivered the ring, I quickly moved it to a five-meter distance to prevent it from being hurt by the high heels under her fluffy skirt. To.
In fact, I ca n’t blame my mistake ... As a sad girl who was in a state of cleanliness and self-sufficiency just after her 30th birthday last night, I must raise my glass and worry, not to mention that the next table was still a group during the party Zhengtai celebrates her thirteenth birthday for a little loli. I look around my table and it's all a group of female old girlfriends like me. Can this strong contrast break my heart?
So, I was hangover, and I was late late accidentally. Fortunately, I drove my little broken car all the way to catch up with the wedding. The wine I drank last night seemed to have enough stamina, which caused me more headaches and energy. Fang Buddha was taken out and stood almost collapsed. She wanted to use the excuse of "bad look" to quit Gu Xueqi's invitation to be my bridesmaid. As a result, she hurt people. She said: "Xue Jin, we all have friends You ’re not married, I ’m not looking for who you are looking for? Bad look? Haha, that ’s better, it just sets off my bright and beautiful look!

In fact, I really want to yell at her. My mother's old lady's baby face for decades has to be a flower girl in the back! For the sake of our deep friendship for many years, I am wronging myself to be a bridesmaid, don't you know what's wrong!
Before coming to the wedding today, when I got up to brush my teeth, my mother glanced at the door of the bathroom several times and asked me: "Xiao Jin, I also got Xueqi's wedding invitation. She is married? Is she married? When she asked the latter sentence, her tone of voice actually rose somewhat unwillingly.
"Conversation (nonsense) ..." My mouth filled with foam and murmur.
"What do you do?" She frowned as usual: "You are the only one of your best friends, that, who, who is what, when she came to play last time, she was pregnant It ’s been three months!
My mother was nagging again:
I heard that Xueqi and her husband started the company by themselves, hey, it ’s so lucky ...

"Oh." I let out a soft sound from my throat.
"Do n’t you just know, all day, oh, oh, you will be waiting for a lifetime in the end. Son-in-law? I promised me a year ago, mom, I will bring you a son-in-law next spring. He is here Where? Are you hiding in the drawer or in the bookcase? "
"I don't know, poof--" I spit the mouthwash into the toilet and pinched my lower eyelid poisoned by the dark circles towards the mirror: "It was originally in the bookcase, but then I suddenly couldn't find it. , Mom! Did you steal it and hide it in your bed? "
"You are a disgusting girl!" My mother gave a heavy punch behind me with anger and laughter. "It will be chaotic! What girl is like you every day! It is strange that a man wants to marry you!"
"Then I will depend on you for your life, don't you always hang your mouth and say that your daughter is good and your daughter is good, your daughter is your intimate little cotton-padded jacket, that little cotton-padded jacket will always be by your side and filial," I dragged the washbasin When the towel on the shelf next to my mouth wiped my mouth, I heard my mother scolding behind her: "Intimate fart, anyway, you have to find a man for me as soon as possible. It doesn't matter if you are pregnant before marriage, oh, yes, you My aunt called yesterday and said that there was a boy who graduated from the doctor's room upstairs next door. I heard that his family members are also busy finding a daughter-in-law for their children. Would you like to check it out? push lightly……"
"..." Here again, I stared at my mirror indifferently for a long while. After the mum finished talking, I turned around and planned to bring the door: "Mom, I'm going to shit, don't tell me, Besides, I have constipation again. "
"Okay, okay, I won't say it, you can do it yourself! Don't sit on the toilet for too long!" She dropped this sentence and waved away helplessly.
Then, when I drove away from home to the bridal shop to make up my bridesmaid dress, my mother still reminded me to pay more attention to the handsome boy at the wedding, maybe I can still kiss my good friend Add pro.
Since I was 25 years old, this not-too-old woman's outlook on life has been completely subverted, and has always been around "hurry up and fall in love", "don't go home without a man", "I don't lack anything, I lack "Son-in-law" "You should quit your job and concentrate on finding a good man to marry" "When will I get rid of you stinky girl", although before that she always secretly read the text messages on my phone and used cruel and Sharply kill all the signs of early love. The menopausal women are really fickle, I think my brain nerves can't keep up.
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After exchanging the rings, the priest said another vow that sounded beautiful. Applause in the church, rose petals and balloon ribbons were taken out to render a strong atmosphere of happiness. While the wedding was at its climax, I was finally able to get off the stage to find a place to sit down and have a good rest, 10 cm high heel Almost took me half of the life of the flat control. I hammered my knees across the skirt and did n’t dare to stretch my body too much. I thought that the chest of this dress is really low enough. The waiter in the church handed me my bag thoughtfully, and I sat quietly in the corner where the person was not, eating snacks and fruit slices on the plate on the table, and attentively playing Tetris on my mobile phone.
Actually, I still think that I am not old, even if I see the best buddies standing on the steps laid out on the magnificent carpet and smile and accept everyone ’s blessings, I will not have any envy or jealousy. The feeling of hatred, on the contrary, will be a little sad, but sad for the loss of friendship.
At that time, I vowed to meet up with each other to find a beautiful girl with a stick and a devil. They finally found an ordinary man with a mainland family drama and married themselves, and at the same time they will be more and more apart from me. far.
People always seem to have too many thoughts, troubles and confusions, just like when they were young, they are easily troubled by some things. I'm thinking that if a person loses this and settles in the status quo, it is probably the end of youth in the true sense.
At the age of thirty, I was still reluctant to say what I wanted to marry. I just felt so shameful. Like a young girl, it can hurt the brains of these feathers and garlic skins that conform to the laws of nature. Does this also prove that my mind is still fresh and young? The answer is unknown.
I sat and thought for a long time. I did n’t recover until someone came and patted my shoulder lightly. I looked up at the person. I did n’t know if I was standing against the sun and the person standing in front of the light, my face was also surprising. The dazzling and Tsinghua's eyes narrowed my eyes so that I could face it ...
I shared my feelings with Gu Xueqi afterwards. Have you read a small comment? The name is "My Poseidon". The first thing I saw about him was that maybe I could write "My Apollo" for this man who appeared suddenly! Gu Xueqi laughed at my girlish feeling with a big smile.
But later, when I really knew him, I realized that Gu Xueqi's ridicule was very reasonable. This person was obviously not to shine on my sun god, but the big iceberg that made me want to turn into a Titanic and hit it.
Of course, these are all afterwords. I looked at the man in front of me. I was so handsome that I exceeded my psychological tolerance limit so much that when I asked, I stuttered a bit:
"What, what?"
His face was expressionless, his eyelids droopingly covered with black eyelashes falling straight, and his eyes stayed on me for a while, then he looked at the door and said:
"Are you a bridesmaid?"
"Well, yeah." I stood up and asked, "What's the matter?"
"The bride is looking for you, and is about to go to the hotel for a wedding reception." He answered me, and his voice was also elegant and low-pitched.
I just noticed the crowds who were going out, and put the bag on their shoulders, "Well, I see." Then I couldn't help but ask curiously:
"Who are you?"
"I am a classmate of the bridegroom," he told me politely and alienatedly. "It is also the best man today."
"Oh," I said quietly in my mouth, still a little surprised in my heart. Unexpectedly, I was standing with him for a long time in a plane anyway, and I didn't find that there are such men's colors around me. I really drank too much last night.
In front of a beautiful man, I was naturally a little embarrassed. I crossed my fingers and tangled whether I should say something like "Want to walk together". Before he could play it out, he already downplayed the sentence "I'm going." Walked straight towards alone.
I stayed in place and wanted to get rid of the current embarrassing and embarrassing situation and keep up with his steps, but maybe because my high heels stepped on the skirt of the ground, I heard a sound of cloth tearing, Then there was a loud bang, and I heard a short scream of "Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!" I rushed forward, and I fell into the dog's mud directly and simply.
The man stopped and looked back at me, and I happened to be lying on the ground less than twenty centimeters away from him. The mobile phone I held slipped to his feet because of inertia ...
Relatives and friends who rushed out of the door also scrambled to wait and watch the show ...
However, this is not the point, the point is, I do n’t know who the phone happened to call at this moment at this moment in this situation, and then I sadly found that I just played Tetris to give the phone sound for the sake of fun. After I opened it, I forgot to recall the vibration again. My usual favorite ecstasy melodiously sounded the ringtone that made people feel particularly painful, and played in a loop, echoing over the beautiful church:
"Come, come, marry me ~~"
At that moment I really wanted to turn into a groundhog and dig a big pit to bury myself in. It ’s better not to ever turn over. I think most of the people who come to the wedding should be very happy, because they not only blessed a couple, they are still leaving I have witnessed this embarrassing scene triggered by me-the bridesmaid at today's wedding suddenly crawled at the feet of the handsome best man as a devout pilgrim ...
It so happened that a flower girl passed by me. She pulled the chiffon skirt like a little princess, holding a bunch of Sayuri and asked me curiously, "Auntie, are you proposing?"
Auntie, your sister, propose your sister!