Chapter 46: Fanwai: Elementary school students writing

Elementary school composition:
"Please introduce yourself and your parents"
Every time I introduce myself, someone asks me, what is your name?
Me: ... My name is Gu Xue ...
Others will suddenly realize: Oh ~ It seems that your father's surname is Gu, and your mother's surname is Xue?
Me: Well, yes.
This long-cherished name really makes people want to be reborn into someone else's heart. I hate my father and mother sensibly, these two people, who are busy all day long playing with love and making love
love, even the kung fu that gave me a name is too shameless, really a pair of dogs and men.
When my mother and I were the only ones in our family, my mother secretly told me, "Your father doesn't love me."
Me: "Oh."
My mother's bitter face: "It's so cold, so my daughter doesn't love me ~~~~~"
I:"……"
Sometimes, my mother approached me and asked, "Mum, am I really old?"
Me: "Uh, you say you are old, mother ..."
My mother: "You and your dad are embarrassed, they both think I'm old ... you bad loli!"
I:"……"
Furthermore, my mother will point to a female star in an advertisement on TV: "Which one is more beautiful than this mom?"
Me: "There is no comparison at all."
My mother glanced at you quietly, threw a pillow in her hand, and went back to her room.
In fact, I want to say: how can a beauty in reality compare to a beauty on a screen.
But my mom never let me finish it. The degree of her anxiety and the sprout of her heart is really not proportional to her age. She is more like a girl than me. I am really stressed.
When my family and I were the only ones in my family, my dad did n’t talk for most of the time, read the newspaper and drank tea, and then asked me, "Piggy, did you write your homework today?"
Me: "Written."
He touched my head with ease.
Piglet ... Nima treats me as a pig. I also need to talk about the origin of this little name. My grandmother told me. At that time, I discussed many elegant or cute little names. When I asked him in the past, my father frowned and said seriously, "You are an old pig, and your daughter should be called a pig."
My mother roared to deny the Canadian protest, but it was still no match for my father's strong Canadian prestige.
Since then, such a tragic name has been set, they will always be so irresponsible, and I will definitely not be filial to them in the future, definitely!
Sometimes, when my dad and I stay at home, I will ask him curiously: "My mom ... she has always been like this?"
He looked up and said, "Huh?"
"Always ... two ...?"
"Cough," he said with a rare smile: "Yes, you should never say that when your mother noodles, or I will be angry with my father."
He also pretended to sternly glared at me, it was really a child's style, it seems that he was really infected by my mother ...
Furthermore,
Me: "Why didn't you think she was older than you?"
Dad: "Is she older?"
I thought about it, "It doesn't seem too big ..."
Dad: "That would be fine."
and also,
Once my mom was taking a bath, my dad and I saw the advertisement that my mom asked me last time, and I asked my dad: "Last time my mom asked me who was more beautiful than this female star."
My dad took a sip of tea and asked quite interested, "How did you answer?"
Me: "There is no comparison at all."
"Poof," Dad sprayed tea: "Your mom must be angry."
Me: "Eh? Really ~"
Dad: "Don't be like this next time. You look like your mother and you are also a little beauty," he said, turning his eyebrows and smiling, looking good. He said, "Fortunately, my head is like me. Mom is so stupid that he can't meet such a good man as Dad, and he doesn't know which will be deceived. "
I was shocked! It turns out my dad was so narcissistic ~~! He never said those words in front of my mother!
I did n’t know until recently that this kind of behavior can be summed up in one word, which the world calls sullen.
At the end of the article, let ’s conclude with an incident that happened last night: I
Going to the toilet in the middle of the night, passing the door of my dad and mom, and seeing my dad pressing my mom on the bed again and flirting, uh, I really do n’t know the checkpoint, I stopped and said a little, I often heard the mom in their room before midnight Roaring words: "Don't forget to bring a sleeve."
Mom and Dad react as follows:
My mother was too pretended and her voice was excited, and she said, "Little pig save me ..."
My dad also pretended to be very passionate and insisted on chilling: "Piggy, go to bed."
Alas ~ my dad has a much higher IQ than my mom! It's no wonder that my dad was sleeping all the time, and it seemed that he would be crushed all his life, poor woman, but she still enjoyed it.
I heard that my mother is still the financial director of their company? ! How did my mother think?
But later, I found out that my mother was really dark. Once she took me to shop with Aunt Gu and watched her whisper, she didn't look like that in front of her dad. She later told me a short motto—
The clever thing about a woman is that she will act silly.
Oops, ask what is love in the world, one thing falls one thing?
I deeply feel that this problem may be bothering me for a lifetime, or maybe, when I grow up, maybe I will understand.
Teacher's comment: The student is too precocious, and the individual paragraph descriptions are slightly explicit. Fortunately, the writing is acceptable, the description is good, the family harmony can be seen between the lines, the love of the parents and the couple is love, it is a touching masterpiece! Hope the student will continue to work hard! Continue to create healthy, green, and good works that are free from low-level fun!
"Your mother is there"