Chapter 518: Super accident
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Zombie Apocalypse
- Xiong Mao Kuai Pao
- 1875 characters
- 2021-03-04 07:18:53
Qin An hiccuped a few times and he had already reached the door!
"Aunt Liu! Yes, I should call your aunt instead of my sister! I'm leaving, I can't sleep in the same room with you. Men and women can't kiss me! And you are a woman I can't touch!"
Liu Ru's face suddenly turned pale, then turned blood red.
Qin An, the guy, called her aunt! She is not young, but she is not at the point of being promoted to an aunt, right? Her appearance and physical condition are exactly like an eighteen-year-old girl!
Just when Liu Ru wanted to jump up from the bed to catch Qin An and have a good theory with him, Qin An's figure suddenly disappeared into the room.
In the next moment, Liu Ru was a little confused. Is she a scourge? In order to escape, this kid Qin An actually used the ability of teleportation! Perhaps it was because of drinking that Liu Ru actually felt wronged in her heart, so she knelt directly to the ground, and then covered her face with her hands and kept crying.
Qin An, who disappeared in the room, also left the residential building.
He stood on the empty ground, only feeling that the sky was turning.
After swallowing hard, Qin An smirked for a while while licking his lips with his tongue. Then frowned and muttered to himself:
"Drink too much! Grandma's! How can you drink too much? Blame this wine! It's good!
"Always!" Stay in the Buddha's heart! Lanyue, I can't sleep with your mother! I'm sober! !
Wine is so good! Get drunk and solve thousands of worries! Haha, I'm so happy now! Yes, that's it, what can you think of? Think of so many things for a bird? Qin An, just live by yourself!
Weng old drunk and never returned home,
Lantian warm jade hair blowing.
I will raise my hand to pick the stars!
Wife and children do not come to chase.
Master climbs the mountain to view the world,
The king smiled at the mountains and rivers.
A roar of the love wine jug!
You and I drink three thousand more glasses.
Haha! What a great wine! "
Qin An was really drunk, so suddenly and so thoroughly.
All the pain that was suppressed in my heart slowly passed away with the thick drunkenness and dissipated!
He yelled not to think about anything, but he still couldn't forget Weng Lan.
Therefore, he accidentally made another limericks poem that he would forget tomorrow, and this poem is still hidden. He wrote the poem "Li Ying my wife, husband loves you" that he wrote to Li Ying back then. The first two words were replaced by Weng Lan's name!
After staggering forward for a while, Qin An's head became even more dizzy, he clicked his mouth, and then said softly:
"A bunch of stinky women!
Sooner or later I will spank you all on the bed one day!
Li Ying lied to me, Weng Lan lied to me, Weng Die lied to me too, you are not good women!
Who else lied to me?
Correct! That little fat girl, Gong Gongxue! You dare to pretend to be mysterious in front of Lao Tzu, and see if I don't take care of you! "
Qin An dumbly remembered Gong Xue's interaction with him during the day. The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, so he tried to concentrate his little mental power and activated the super hearing ability.
"Boss, do it lightly! It hurts me!"
"The second and third child, go on the road tomorrow, walking with Zuo Shanshan and Lu Fei. Our principle is one, no matter what you do! Especially the second child, don't drool when you see that Lu Fei. Look at your eyes. Long-open girl, why do you like her?"
"You will leave the first turnover station early tomorrow morning. I heard that Master Jiao Zun may also be in a certain turnover station in Bei Cang Dark Road! Find him and tell him what happened here, and then he will decide the rest!"
"Wang Hui, I got some brown sugar water for you! Hey, my aunt Liu Dongfeng always soaked a bowl of brown sugar water for me when I came here. Think about it now that he has been gone for more than half a year! Time flies! ."
"Husband, the business was good today. I sold more than 20 gold coins. After deducting the cost, the gross profit is at least a dozen gold coins! Hey, although the Baicheng area is chaotic, we can live a normal life here anyway! It’s not bad just to live a whole life like this! I miss our child who became a zombie and was killed by you!"
"Uncle, please take my grandson to God Tree City or the Land of Hundred Cities, he is still so young. Our two grandsons have been begging in this place for more than a month. The old woman will die soon, if I Dead, my poor grandson will definitely starve to death at this supply station!"
All the sounds rushed into Qin An's ears together, making Qin An's head even more dizzy, almost falling to the ground.
"Haha, doomsday! What an doomsday!"
Qin An muttered to himself, not knowing why he jumped out such a sentence, and didn't pay much attention to what he heard, just continued to walk on the dark street.
At this moment, a female voice came into Qin An's ears.
"Hey! Qin An, you idiot, why don't you remember the name Gong Xue? It's because I helped you so much!"
After Qin An's already sleepy mind heard the word "Gong Xue", he immediately became sober for a few seconds! Because he thought of this name in his mind before.
The sound came from a building 100 meters away.
Qin An laughed loudly and said to himself: "Fat girl, let me see where you hide!"
While talking, he ran to the resident downstairs swayingly, then activated the Phantom three skills, and directly entered the room where the sound was made.
In the room, Gong Xue just took off her clothes and lay on the bed wearing only a vest.
Facing the figure that suddenly appeared in the room, Gong Xue was so frightened that he wanted to exclaim, but after looking at it with the help of the candle lit in the room, Gong Xue was taken aback for a moment, and then lowered his voice in amazement: "Big Brother Qin Qin'an? Come in to my room?"
Qin An's face flushed at this time, he staggered to the side of Gong Xue's bed, then sat down on the bed, shaking his dizzy head vigorously, and said out of breath: "Gong Xue! You little fat girl! Uncle, I'll come. Ask you, where did you meet me? Why do you know Lanyue! And what important thing did you do for me?"
After intermittently asking for a paragraph, Qin An couldn't restrain the upwelling of alcohol, opened his mouth and vomited twice, because he didn't eat much, so his stomach didn't have much food. After retching, nothing came out except saliva.
Gong Xue frowned and was dizzy by the alcohol on Qin An's body.
Seeing Qin An holding the bed with one hand and sinking her head on the side of the bed, Gong Xue was very vomiting, so Gong Xue wanted to get out of bed and find some water for Qin An to drink. However, she did not dare to lift her quilt at all, knowing that she was not wearing any clothes on her lower body at this time.
Gong Xue was so anxious, she didn't know what to do.
After Qin An retched for a while, his breathing became steady.
He sat upright, then leaned forward directly to press Gong Xue under his body, closed his eyes and said in a low voice: "Hate woman! Hurry up, where did you see me!"
Gong Xue was pressed by Qin An and couldn't say a word.
She had never been so close to a man in her life. Moreover, this man was still Qin An who was deeply impressed by her.
"Brother Qin Qin. Don't press me down! You are so heavy!"
While speaking, Gong Xue raised her hand, trying to push Qin An away.
She has the system of the mutant, and her strength is naturally not small, so she pushed Qin An's body aside with a slight effort.
Qin An felt Gong Xue's soft hands pressed against his chest, feeling a moment of suffocation, and at the same time an evil fire rose in his heart.
A drunk person is unreasonable. At this time, the only thing Qin An thought was why Gong Xue would push him? He just wants to figure out the truth, is there nothing wrong with this? Gong Xue is really a nasty fat guy!
With this kind of logic, Qin An played a child's temper.
He secretly said in his heart: Humph! The more you push me, the closer I will be to you!
In this way, the two people pushed together on the bed. A few minutes later, Qin An was disheveled by Gong Xue, but the only piece of clothing on Gong Xue had been torn to pieces by Qin An.
Without the protection of any clothes, Gong Xue had already shed tears in a hurry, but she did not dare to make any movements anymore and let Qin An's body press her down. Gong Xue could already hear the sound of her heartbeat at this moment, and she was at a loss.
At this time, Qin An's wine was more turbulent, and he only felt that he was placed on a big turntable, and the turntable was spinning continuously.
In order not to fall off the big turntable, Qin An tried hard to stretch out his hands and grasp everything in front of him. And in front of him, there was only Fat Girl Gong Xue alone.
It was Liu Ru's conspiracy to get Qin An drunk, but at this moment it turned into Qin An's accident!
This was definitely an accident, and all the living people in the world added together, it was impossible to imagine why Qin An would be in Fat Girl's bed at this moment.
But Qin An was here at this moment.
The two embraced tightly, and the room was quiet for a minute.
Qin An felt that he seemed to be dying uncomfortably, his brows were already frowned into the word "Chuan"!
No way! He is really going to die!
When people face the same feelings as death, they will naturally rise in resistance.
The same is true for Qin An, so he shook his head hard, and then concentrated his mental power, not wanting to "dead" over.
And when his attention was concentrated, the super hearing ability turned on again.
It is already more than nine o'clock in the evening.
In the last days, human beings don't have much entertainment, so at this time, most of the men and women get into the bed and release the most primitive happiness.
The sluggish sound is endless, which makes Qin An's body become a little hot and the hormones in his body become more active.
In the subconscious, Qin An suddenly realized that there was a fat woman under his body at this time.
After that, Qin An's man's natural aggressiveness made him uncontrollable, and things couldn't be dealt with at once.
The candle burned out, and in the dark room, no one talked, only Qin An's heavy breathing, and the low gasp and sobbing of women