Chapter 418: 馊 idea (below)
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Zombie Bodyguard
- Thousands of Clouds
- 1249 characters
- 2021-01-29 09:07:24
However, Ning Luoxi didn't understand that there was a benefit. The men who chased her were not so tired in the future. Men don't have to worry about which festival they forgot, and forgot to give gifts.
"Er, Brother Lin, you have more experience. Tell me, what do you need to prepare?" Ning Weiguo was timid in this regard, but dare to ask shamelessly.
But Lin Tian was not very satisfied with his statement. What made me rich in experience? I had been in love for several years and still stayed in the hands.
He glanced at Ning Luoxi and explained: "This, Uncle Ning may be a bit misunderstood, and I only know about some TV shows."
"No need to explain so much." Ning Luoxi simply said: "What else do we have to prepare?"
Yes, why should I explain to this violent woman, even if I read thousands of women, it's not her business, Lin Tian woke up and thought.
He recalled the bridge in the TV series and said, "Uncle Ning, the first thing you need to do is to buy a bunch of flowers, then carefully choose a gift, and then think about the lines when you meet."
"We still have to buy flowers. We are both husbands and wives. How embarrassing to send flowers." Ning Weiguo frowned, wondering.
This Ning Weiguo can point his gun at him without changing his face. Now he is asked to send the bunch of flowers back.
Lin Tian shook his head and analyzed him: "Uncle Ning, you think you are an old wife and wife, and do n’t need to send flowers. Presumably teacher Fang Yan also thinks so. But if you send a beautiful bouquet at this time, it is completely out of her. It ’s expected that it will have a surprise effect. As long as there is a surprise in Teacher Fang's heart, you will be half successful. "
"You know a woman's heart." Ning Luoxi glanced at him and said lightly.
"I don't need to explain it to you." Lin Tian returned her words just as they were.
Ning Weiguo fell into thinking, and then seemed to realize, a serious way: "Every warrior, to be righteous to win. Therefore, those who are good, endless as heaven and earth, inexhaustible as rivers. Brother Lin, you recruit The principle of winning the secret combination of warfare is really clever! "
high? I am uncle you, Lin Tian really wants to go and open Ning Weiguo's head to see, what is his brain structure, now is picking girls, not talking about marching and fighting!
Ning Luoxi also showed a helpless expression, apparently also arrived by his own father Lei.
Lin Tian reluctantly said: "Well, it's almost the same principle, anyway, you are ready to prepare a bouquet of roses."
"What else, what should I do besides these?" Ning Weiguo finally accepted the fact of sending flowers and asked again.
After thinking about it, Lin Tian said, "Women are hearing animals. Don't say apologies after the meeting. Remembering your past is also a painstaking experience. If you have good cooking skills, go shopping and make a table. Women eat, and women are also taste animals. They say that it is necessary to grasp the heart of a man and grasp his stomach first. This basic principle also applies in reverse. Of course, the most important thing is that when you do these Sincerely ... "
Talking, Lin Tian saw Ning Weiguo come up with a small book to write and draw, making Lin Tian's face dark.
"Uncle Ning, what are you doing?" Lin Tiandao said.
"Oh, I think what you said is useful to write down." Ning Weiguo said for granted.
"Forget it, so much, go shopping for flowers first." Lin Tian said helplessly.
Before driving, Ning Luoxi suddenly said: "Lin Tian, look at your experience and lie to a lot of girls."
Lin Tian Yiyi, this chick knows the fight, will care about these? But he replied: "No need to explain to you."
Then he started the car and left chicly, leaving Ning Luoxi alone to stare.
There is a large vegetable market near the school. Chicken, duck, fish, fruits and vegetables are available. Ning Weiguo picked Fang Yan's favorite dishes and returned after buying them.
Passing the flower shop halfway, Ning Weiguo got off the car again to buy flowers. Who knew that he took it back and Lin Tian almost ran away. Where did he buy what roses, he actually bought a bunch of red rose flowers.
"Uncle Ning, why did you buy a bunch of rose flowers?" Lin Tian stared.
"Rose?" Ning Weiguo froze.
Ning Luoxi also blame: "It doesn't seem to make any difference."
"There is no difference, forget it, I will give you a lesson, lest I be fooled in the future, I don't know." Lin Tian shook his head, pointed to the rose flowers and said, "They are both Rosaceae flowers, both have thorns, but The thorns of the rose are sharp and dense, and the rose flowers are sparse and flat. Also, the rose leaves are sunken, dull, and the back of the leaf is fluffy. I won't be cheated. "
"You have so much experience," Ning Luoxi nodded.
"All said, I just read too many books, I really can't communicate with you!" Lin Tian couldn't help but explain.
"Brother Lin, this is all in the flower shop. I think so, the roses are also good." Ning Weiguo said.
The flower shop is all like this, Lin Tian can't help it, sometimes the owner of the flower shop enters the rose and he is not clear.
When things were done, Lin Tian called Fang Yan to confirm that she was at home, and then drove to the teacher's apartment together.
When he arrived at the apartment, Lin Tian called the bar and asked Lu Jia to send some bottles of great wine. The boss spoke, the efficiency was fast, less than ten minutes, the wine was delivered, or it was delivered by the boy himself, Su Shan.
"Brother Lin, I heard that I was in trouble today because of my affairs?" Su Shan said guiltily.
"It's okay, who dares to bully my brother who eats mixed food under my hands, I let him have no good food. You don't need to worry, study hard and work well, it's the best help for your sister." Lin Tian patted his shoulder. , Enlighten.
"Well ~ EbookFREE.me ~ Thank you, Brother Lin, I'm going to work." Su Shan nodded, smiled, put down the drink, and then rode away on the tram.
This boy is a little newborn calf who is not afraid of tigers, but he is open-minded. If he is replaced by his sister, he may be worried.
"Lin Tian, come here." Ning Luoxi pulled Lin Tian aside and whispered: "What do you want so much alcohol for, how can I reconcile in case my dad and mother are drunk?"
"Hey, you don't understand this. The so-called vomiting after drinking, the Zhuangzhuang encourages people, so I'm afraid they are not drunk, not afraid they are drunk." Lin Tian was a little shameless, hehe laughed: "And they are drunk, I have What's next? "
Ning Luoxi glanced at his father and confirmed that he didn't hear it. Then he whispered, "What more ambitious ideas do you have? Hurry up, so that I can cooperate with you so that I won't show any clues."
Lin Tian smiled again, this time with a more shameless smile, his mouth moved closer to Ning Luoxi's ear.
Her ears were naturally sensitive, she felt itchy immediately, her body trembled, her face turned red, but she still resisted these abnormalities and listened to Lin Tian carefully.