Chapter 1: School flower foot wash is poisonous

The breeze of the early autumn, with a hint of coolness.
晌 The noon of the University of Electronic Science and Technology campus is very quiet.
冰 Shen Bing is holding the mobile phone in both hands, constantly manipulating the characters in the game to scurry around, looking for the BOSS that came out.
"Don't be robbed by those grandsons?" Shen Bing felt awkward.
Everything goes wrong, when you go out this semester and forget to read the yellow calendar?
Last night, when he had nothing to hang out on the forest path of the school, he happened to meet the young Lin who was going to confess to the school.
Originally, this was only a trivial matter, so Lin Daxi could not wait for the whole world to know that he confessed to the school.
But he couldn't even think of breaking his head. The dog's blood would happen to his head. He was inexplicably socialized and became a dazzling shield.
Thinking about the iron face of Lin Dashao when Xiaohua was holding her arm at that time, Shen Bing knew that the trouble was big.
Sure enough, the job application in the morning suffered setbacks. It seems that the company he applied for has shares in Lin Dashao's family, which is a company that mainly produces liquid crystal substrates.
Daddy, Shen Bing felt that in the future, he still had to stay away from the beauty, and the fruit of Hongyan was right.
There was a voice deep in his heart that said, "Aesthetics and beauty cannot be disappointed ..."
Suddenly, a quarrel came, and Shen Bing glanced quickly. Several people stood downstairs in the girl's dormitory, and placed a huge heart-shaped candle in front of them. There seemed to be a few words in it.
Shen Bing didn't bother to understand what those words were. He didn't have to look at it to guess.
收回 He retracted his gaze, pursed his mouth, and muttered, "Is a beauty so easy to chase? Idiot 250."
After speaking, Shen Bing was again engaged in the great cause of looking for BOSS, walking forward slowly, forgetting the first few idiots.
"Ah ... I found it!" Shen Bing saw the scene on the screen change and the character was drawn into the battle scene.
At this moment, there is only the white beast with a horn on his head in the opposite camp.
"Bai Ze! I finally found the little master." Shen Bing was very proud.
"噗 ..."
Shen Bing only felt the rain falling from the sky, and instantly poured himself into a falling chicken, even the mobile phone in his hand was not spared.
"Such rain ... Ah ..." Shen Bing was indignant, and was about to curse God, and suddenly looked around, only the ground within a few meters of this area was wet, and no water dripped elsewhere.
And, it seems ... it seems ... as if I was standing among the idiots who confessed to the school, the brothers around were also not spared.
Shen Bing immediately wanted to understand the reason. It was estimated that the beauties above the dormitory were not too annoying, so they poured a basin of water to lower the fire to a few buddies.
They do nothing by themselves, but who can they justify?
The other buddies looked at him with the same aggression, and it was a trouble.
"Brother, you should feel lucky, this may be the foot wash for school flowers!"
"Maybe it was overnight ..."
I'm lucky you look ...
Shen Bing fainted, and poured a good drop of water down. How about you?
"That classmate, I have already greeted you just now, it is you who ran in with your head scratching your head and you can't blame me." A voice was uploaded from the floor, and a beautiful face appeared from the balcony on the fifth floor.
It's just that the lights are dim at night, and you can't see the details.
However, judging by the small half of the incense shoulders exposed on the balcony, this little lady's skin should be wearing a suspender ...
Well, at the moment in Shen Bing's heart, I felt that this little lady's skin was a little embarrassing.
Even if the other party is a fairy? It's not yours.
"I'm out of luck!" Shen Bing didn't have the thoughts and theories of the other party, looked at the screen of the mobile phone is still on, and at most went back to take a bath and change clothes.
He knew, though, that little girl's skin upstairs was a school flower, but it wasn't as gentle as the school flower legend, but rather very tough. This can be seen from the other person's own splash of water below, and it is rumored that this is not the first time.
估 He estimated that even if he rushed to the theory, he would have no results.
After returning to the dormitory, Shen Bing took a bath and changed his clothes, so he had the energy to take care of the mobile phone on the desk.
"Brother, if you strike me for the little man, the little man immediately throws you in the trash can." Shen Bing muttered as he picked up the phone.
It's just a pity that the BOSS is estimated to have been killed by others.
摁 When he pressed the power button, nothing happened on the screen.
"Fuck!" Shen Bing was suddenly depressed. If he was asked to change his cell phone, even if it was only a few hundred yuan smart phone, that would be enough for him to distress. After all, it was more than half a month of living expenses.
"I'm just talking casually, don't you really strike the young man!"
Shen Bing took a closer look. It seemed that there were some water stains on the charging socket.
"Bless the Buddha, don't break it! I managed to save a few hundred yuan to get a better pet." Shen Bing kept praying, then long press the power button, and try to see if it can be turned on.
"One second ... two seconds ..."
When the countdown reached the tenth second, the 5.0-inch screen finally responded, and a continuously rotating circle appeared. This was the startup interface.
"It's okay!" Shen Bing sighed slightly.
Suddenly, the interface on the screen suddenly changed, and a line of prompts appeared: "The system has failed, and intelligent repair is in progress ..."
冰 Shen Bing forced his face: "When was this domestic mobile phone so advanced? Can it be repaired intelligently!"
But at this time Shen Bing didn't think much, just fix it! As long as it can be done.
I waited for more than twenty minutes, and the repair progress finally reached 100%. Looking at the completely normal interface after booting, Shen Bing finally relieved his mind.
Shen Bing kept sliding the screen and quickly found the icon of Journey to the West, but suddenly found that the icon's name had changed.
The gate of the fairyland? What the hell?
靠 "Fuck, it won't be a virus! It can't be that the school's foot wash is poisonous, right?"
Shen Bing felt that his head had been stepped on by 10,000 horses, or the type with a round trip.
不 He didn't lack the spirit of adventure, just clicked the icon directly.
"Uh? It's fast in ..."
"Why is there no game selection? ... Which district am I in?"
"Where is this place? The style is not like big talk at all, one is the Q version, and this one is too true. Why is there no player, and there is an NPC?"
Shen Bing manipulated the character for a long time, but did not even run out of a map.
He also found a detail. He even zoomed in or out of the game screen arbitrarily. If he zoomed in, he can clearly see the pores on the face. If he zoomed out, the character looks like a grain on this 5.0-inch screen Dust, maybe only one pixel.
However, after pulling away, Shen Bing finally understood the environment of his character.
This is an island, but not an island in the sea, but a floating island.
Clouds and mists surround the scene of Xianjia.
"Who is so anxious and has made such a game? The realness of the picture is comparable to that of a fever-level SLR camera, and the viewing angle can be adjusted in a wide range. This is absolutely a 3D mobile game. Those so-called 3D games before In the face of this game, it's all scum. "
"But, how to play this game?" Shen Bing, as if he had found a novel toy, started to research it. Such a highly aggressive game must definitely be promoted to the grandchildren. Of course, the premise is to play transparently first. How else to put B in front of those grandchildren?
"There is no map function ... well, what map is needed to have the perspective adjustment function! What about the character bar? What about the parcel bar?"
I didn't see anything.
Shen Bing was mad at the screen for a while, and suddenly a small window slid out from the lower left side, with four icons on it.
A package shape, a scroll shape, a loft shape, and finally an eye-like icon. There are also code-like things flashing in the eyes, full of science and technology.
What about good fairyland? What the is a technological thing? But at the moment Shen Bing didn't pay attention to these.
"Fuck! It's a mall game again. These game operators can die without pitting money, they are all traitors." Shen Bing stared at the icon in the shape of the attic and continued to vomit.
"What the is there without a character bar? Let's see if there are novice packages."
Shen Bing opened the parcel bar, and a gift-box-like thing was inside it, and he immediately clicked.
是否 "Whether to open a novice package!"
"Open! ... Damn it, isn't it too stupid? Novice gift pack has only two items. UU 看书 www.uukanshu.com
Novice teleporter, fairy jade gift package.
"Even if you do n’t have two, you do n’t even have a novice weapon. I do n’t see monsters or NPCs. How to play this game?"
Shen Bing opened the small jade gift bag.
"Congratulations on getting 10 cents!" A window popped up on the screen.
Shen Bing searched for it, and found the word Xianyu below the parcel column, followed by a number 10.
As an old game bird, Shen Bing knows what this fairy jade hardly needs to think about, the mall currency, and the same is true in the big game.
Look at the mission, this may be the only breakthrough.
If he still can't figure out how to play this game, he is ready to use the last trick to uninstall the game.
The taskbar is naturally the icon in the shape of a scroll. When I open it, I suddenly find a dense piece of it ...
"Shouldn't it just be a novice task? What the is that?"
Shen Bing feels that he has played the game of a lifetime, which is the most painful of today ’s mobile games.
"The plague who has depression: Because the plague is always entangled with bad luck, the gods are more reluctant to associate with him, and help the plague to make a fairy friend! You can get the reward of the plague god."
"Yue Lao's troubles: With the world ’s population soaring, Yue Lao is in charge of marriage, and the task is heavy and not too much trouble. Often due to fatigue work, there are a lot of Longyang and Lara on the world! Please help Yue Lao! Solve the problem and get the reward of the old age. "
"The violent Sun Dasheng: Sun Dasheng who returned to Huaguoshan, do nothing for the whole day, the monkey's active nature cannot be changed, and he can not spend time in the heavenly palace, and his temper is getting increasingly violent. Help Sun Dasheng to get rid of the boredom and get Sun Dasheng's reward."