Chapter 1: The scourge of the name
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My Father in Law is Lu Bu
- 大哥有枪
- 1963 characters
- 2021-02-04 10:59:17
Jinling Convention and Exhibition Center, today is sunny, today is a clear sky, it should have been a pleasant weather, but for Liu Wei this is indeed a huge torment.
Because Liu Wei is wearing a tight armor, one of the famous zodiac signs, the Aries Gold Saint Cloth.
Today is the Jinling COSPLAY contest. Liu Wei, who has not been flustered by the things of the second yuan, has been pulled up. Who made him grow so tall, and the one-meter-eight man just put the frame of this golden vestment up.
"Who is this who bought the props!" Liu Wei could not vomit, you said that you play cosplay and play cosplay, why do you want to buy a pure metal, although it is aluminum, but can not hold it like this Play with children.
A set of armor has a weight of twenty or thirty pounds. You must not only wear it everywhere, but you can't rest. This is a cos armor, but he also conforms to the principle of armor. That is, you basically don't want to wear this. I hope that I can sit down, and the metal behind my hips and thighs will let you experience what is called blast, chrysanthemum.
"Is this what I have for your order?!" A woman who was very sweet but had a black face on her face stood in front of Liu Wei.
"Don't dare, don't dare, the big sister's head is the most powerful!" Upon hearing this voice, Liu Wei immediately put away the bitter gourd face and turned it into a kind of flattering smile. The black woman in front of her eyes is called Chen Yi, the school animation community. Long, not only an animation agency, but also a school tyrant. Liu Wei is counting on her to introduce herself to the virgin body he has retained for more than 20 years. It is not good to offend her. He is just today. This belly black girl is caught
"It's almost the same." Chen Yi's face smiled. "Hey, wait until today, my sister will introduce you to the little sister. You said that you want to be pure or mature, as long as we have an animation agency, you can introduce it to you." !"
Don't say that Chen Yi is really nice to smile, and the exquisite face, plus her COS today is the tour of the Hatsune Miku. The tight clothes outline the curves of her body, the subconscious Liu. I said, "You will do it!"
"Hmmm?!" Chen Yi gave a slight glimpse. She didn't expect Liu Wei to talk like this, her face was red, but the rot woman was just a rot, so I replied in a flash. "Liu Wei, you are really a stream, 氓Even the old lady, you dare to adjust, play!"
"Bad!" When Liu Wei said this, he knew that it was not good. He kept Chen Yi still stunned, and regardless of his armor, he was not too bad and uncomfortable. He picked up his helmet and ran.
"Liu Wei, you give me a stop!" Chen Yi shouted.
"Stand up, the fool will stand for you!" Liu Wei was not proud of it. He was caught by Chen Yi’s belly black woman, and he could hold on to his own life and decisively beat the 36 skills. So soon Liu Wei I can't stand up. because……
"Stream, hey?!" On the side of a big uncle's cos fans looked at Liu Wei in front and Chen Yi, who was chasing after him. A beautiful woman called a man's scream, and there was only one possibility, and the uncle suddenly The outburst pointed to the front of Liu Wei and shouted loudly, "Catch the flow, oh, catch the flow, oh, don't let him run, hurry and grab him!"
"Catch the flow, hey?!" Among the anime world, these otaku rot women in the second dimension have many taboos, one of which is the flow, smashed, some of the cos clothing is exposed, it is easy to be smashed, so For the flow, these people are hateful.
"Blowing, hey, the one in front of the Aries wearing the Aries is a big stream, hey, everyone should not let him run!" One, two, three, and soon after the Liu Han, the so-called righteous people have no time In the hundred.
"What is this about him?!" Liu Wei was afraid, as for? It’s not a tune. If you play with it, you will kill me for so many years.
"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding!" Chen Yi also realized that it is not good. She said that Liu Weihe is not a word. It is obvious that these chasing people identify him as the latter.
Hundreds of people chased, if this is caught up, there is still a small life. Chen Yi regrets a bit. "Liu Wei runs fast, run!"
"Flow, run fast? Isn't that the victim of the smashed oil? How to let the flow, run fast!" Some people have a little reflection that it will be a misunderstanding, before they have time to think about it, they are being crowded. I brought it in again.
I saw the uncle at the beginning still shouting "Catch the flow, oh, the flow, the shackles make people's sisters have a shadow in their hearts! Grab him and never spare him!"
"Alright, maybe the girl is anxious to say something wrong!" So a bunch of so-called justice people chased even more crazy.
"I am! No way!" Liu Wei wants to cry without tears. What is this made? The white wall in front of it shattered Liu Wei’s hope.
"You run, you run again, no way! Let's play, you still want to run!" Uncle was filled with indignation.
"Uncle, this is a misunderstanding, this is a misunderstanding!" Liu Wei is sweating on his forehead, stuttering in his mouth, no matter who stands here, they are stuttering, but there are hundreds of people on the opposite side.
"Uncle?!" The man who led the head ignored the misunderstanding directly. "You actually called my uncle?!" The fat sleeves were going up, but they were stopped by the people on the side.
"Maybe you are really a misunderstanding!" Someone wondered, because the sister just said it was a misunderstanding.
"There is this possibility!" Someone nodded.
"Yes, yes, right is a misunderstanding!" Liu Yu was overjoyed, as long as he can explain that he can save his life, plus Liu Wei has already seen Chen Yi's figure. "You look behind Chen Yi, Chen Laoda. You explain it to me!"
Seeing that Liu Wei is going to escape from the sky, Chen Yi, who is running out of breath and screaming, shouted, "Liu, Liu Wei, you, don't run.....!"
"I will say that he is a stream, hey, how could it be a misunderstanding!" Uncle continued to lead.
"It turned out that it was not a misunderstanding. I dare to play here. Hey, boy, you don't want to die!"
"And he is doing so much nonsense, hit him!"
"It's over!" Liu Yuwan's eyes were grayed out and he held his head and squatted down. Hundreds of personal films drowned him.
"That, ah, fast! I will explain to you." Chen Yi finally finished speaking. The full text Liu Wei, don't run so fast, I will explain it to you!
But now Liu Wei can hear it? Everyone present can hear it.
"Oh, oh, ah, oh!"! The screams of Liu Yu’s miserable people are chilling.
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"It hurts a lot!" Liu licked his mouth, and there was no place in his body that didn't hurt. "The grandson, what is it?" Liu Wei made up his mind, and others did not look for the dead fat man. That is the uncle who took the lead, the goods are the most embarrassing, specifically to pick the face to play, Liu Wei feels that this handsome face is about to break!
Until the pain was buffered a little, Liu Wei stood up, and his soldiers wearing armor around him were surrounded by him.
"Look what to see, no handsome guy!" Liu Wei's loud swearing grievances have not disappeared. Now it is surrounded by nature as a monkey. "The earthen bun! COS is also wearing such armor! Look at the golden glow of the brother, then look at yours." Liu Wei seems to vent all the dissatisfaction in the so-called earthen buns in his eyes.
"There is still the knife, it is red and rusty, and it is taken out, it is not shameful!"
"Who is it?!" Among the group of people, a small headed person asked Liu Wei.
"Hey, I still picked up the ancient Chinese, and why didn't I be so Sven when I was playing with Laozi!" Liu Wei didn't know if these people around him had beaten themselves, but one thing is that he is very upset now! ,
After listening to Liu Wei’s words, the little head brows and wrinkles and said,
Two dogs, you are going to inform the people of Dubo, and we say that we caught a Cao army on the wall!
"Cao Jun is fine? Why is it?!" The soldier named Erzizi hesitated. The man in the front of the man wearing the gold armor did not know who the dog was, but he knew that this was definitely not the secret of Cao Jun, because, because of this The golden armor is descending from the sky.
From heaven, mother, this may be the of heaven.
"I told you to go, you go, where come so much nonsense!" Chang angered.
"Yes, yes!" The two dogs will leave when they shrink.
"And Cao Jun? It's still a long, Dubo, it's quite like it, you don't say that I am Cao Cao!" Liu Wei disdain.
"Ah, you are Cao Yuxiang, no wonder Cao Yuxiang can defeat my family, the original Cao Yuxiang is the of the gods!" Two dogs did not cover the mouth.
"It turns out that you are a Cao thief, Cao thief is coming!" When he heard Liu Wei said that he was Cao Cao, that long time changed color, and he was furious and took up his forehead knife.
"You, what are you doing!" Liu Wei was a little panicked. He suddenly found that something was wrong. The personal faces in front of him were pale and yellow. This is a typical nutritional . If it is a two-person, it is better to say that it is anorexia, but it is not right for a circle of people.
What's more, Liu Wei looked at the man who stepped forward toward himself, and was stunned by his pair of bloodshot eyes, as if he had been seen by the wild beasts.
"What do I want to do, I want to kill you for my mother's revenge!" The more excited the man said, the knives in his hands could not stop shaking. The man called Cheng Yu was originally the first year of Xingping in Xuzhou. Cao Cao’s father Cao Yu was killed in Xuzhou. Cao Cao was fighting for his father’s hatred. He was also a soldier in Xuzhou. At that time, Xuzhou was still the site of the old Taojia. Scared to death, but also slaughtered all the people who care, Fuling, Xiaqiu.
The old mother of the rain was killed in the midst of the tragedy.
"The killing of the mother does not share the sky! Today I will be revenge for the mother in the rain!" The rain shouted loudly.
What is the situation? Liu Yimeng, when did he kill the mother of this man! Don't say kill, even if it is touched or knocked down, Liu Wei can't afford it.
"Why, how long!" The soldiers around him took the rain, but they were not kind, but Liu Wei appeared unclear, and really made them a little scared.
"You let me go, today is not my death or he is dead!" The sound of gasping and gasping is getting more and more serious.
Seeing the soldiers could not stop him, and suddenly the drums were loud in the sky.
"kill!"