Chapter 1: Love is like a macho

"You say it again?" The imposing middle-aged man in a suit and leather shoes yelled with a dark face, extremely dissatisfied with the lax attitude of the young man.
Shen Yanbei snorted, and said to himself: "Don't say it again, just say it a hundred times, ten thousand times, I still said that!"
"I won't marry!!"
"Unreasonable!" The middle-aged man was flushed with anger and his neck was thick. "Miss Li's person is beautiful and gentle, and she likes you so much. Why are you not satisfied?"
"Of course not satisfied!" Shen Yanbei looked at the middle-aged man ironically, "I don't like her again!"
"Feelings can be cultivated in the future!" The middle-aged man tried to suppress his anger, trying to convince him, "Miss Li is Dong Li's jewel, as long as you marry her, the Li family..."
"Hahaha... can feelings be cultivated in the future?" Shen Yanbei interrupted him with a big laugh, pointing to the woman who had been silent behind the man and said: "Like you and her? Is'ri' long in love? "The pronunciation of the word "日" was specially emphasized by Shen Yanbei.
"You..." The middle-aged man's face was pale and pale, his face was twitching with a few ribs connected to his temple. The woman flushed with embarrassment. She was originally a man's mistress, and she took the position after the death of his wife. Everyone knows this very well, but the son of the original partner can say so bluntly, no matter how thick the skin is.
Shen Yanbei shrugged regretfully: "I'm so sorry, I really can't learn about you!"
"Asshole thing! Did you talk to elders like this!" The man yelled angrily.
Shen Yanbei gave a "tsk" twice, and said: "I really don't know who is a bastard. When I was poor, I stuck with people in the name of love, and waited for people to work hard with him. My heart swelled when I was angry. On the one hand, I disliked the bad wife, and at the same time, I was afraid that abandoning the bad wife would have a bad reputation, so I dragged my divorce but blatantly messed with other women. Okay, my wife was finally angry and hypocritical. She shed a few drops of tears, and turned around to welcome Xiaosan in the next day..."
Middle-aged men and women were said to be blushing but could not refute them, because what the young people said was the truth.
Taking a deep breath, the middle-aged man clenched his fists and said in a sincere tone as much as possible: "I admit that I am sorry for your mother, but I am not sorry for you, am I?" Seeing that he doesn't get in, the middle-aged man can't. Come in another way.
"You're worthy of me, how can you be upset to me?" Shen Yanbei put his hand in his pocket and said lazily, "Give me a sports car and give me a villa, and now I am looking for a woman, you are really worthy of me..." Here, Shen Yanbei paused and looked up at the man, his eyes mocking mercilessly.
"Who told you to work hard for so many years, or just a son like me? You are not good to me, I am not willing to give you the end..."
"You!!!" the middle-aged man roared angrily, "I tell you Shen Yanbei, you have to get married if you don't get married!"
Shen Yanbei drew his ears: "What are you talking about? I can't hear it because the wind is too strong."
The middle-aged man choked at the words, and his anger stuck in his throat.
When he was a child, he slapped Shen Yanbei fiercely and deafened one of his ears.
Set his mind, the middle-aged man said with no expression on his face: "The marriage with the Li family is so set. If you really don't like Miss Li after marriage, I have no objection to divorce at that time."
Shen Yanbei sneered: "I'm sorry, Mr. Shen, your son is male, and my hobby is also male." At the age of fifteen, I found that I didn't like the girls who exuded the youthful and sweet breath, but had strong muscles and a full face. When masculine sports specialties are interested in life, he realizes that he is different from other boys.
After sneaking to the nightclub for a few times, he determined that he was bent and he was only interested in those hunks who exuded strong hormones all over his body.
The middle-aged man was taken aback, his eyes widened unacceptably: "You...what did you say?"
"I said I like men." Shen Yanbei smiled badly, "They all say that if you do too many bad things, you will get retribution. Look at Mr. Shen, your retribution is here! The old Shen family is going to end up! "
The middle-aged man's face was gray, and he didn't want to believe the news.
As if he was afraid that the man would not be hit hard enough, Shen Yanbei continued with a smile: "Forgot to tell you, I called Dong Li before entering the door, and I told him that if his daughter really likes me, let her Go for a reassignment surgery. Although I like real men, but shemales, I haven't played it yet..."
The man recovered from his stunnedness and shouted angrily: "Who told you to talk nonsense to Dong Li! You should go and apologize to Dong Li in person!"
Shen Yanbei raised his eyebrows: "I'm telling the truth, what can I apologize for?"
"You!" The middle-aged man unbearably grabbed the ashtray on the table and slammed it towards Shen Yanbei. "If you don't apologize, just get out of here! Get out!!!"
Shen Yanbei didn't dodge, and suffered abruptly.
The blood slid down the forehead and ran over the handsome facial features. Shen Yanbei blinked uncomfortably: "Who said that tiger poison can't eat seeds? If this person becomes selfish, he will do everything..."
As he said, Shen Yanbei raised his head and shot at the man like electricity, and said coldly: "I'll get out of here! Out of this door, Shen Yanbei and you have nothing to do with you anymore!" I walked to the door, but before I took two steps, the whole person swayed suddenly, and he fell into the dark.
When Shen Yanbei opened his eyes again, what he saw in his dim vision was the walls with exposed bricks, the leaky roof and some old wooden furniture.
Shen Yanbei jumped up directly.
Old man Shen is so cruel? Threw him to the countryside?
However, before he could stand firm, Shen Yanbei was about to fall down again. He hurriedly reached out to support the table next to him, and muttered with an ugly expression: "What about this dying dizziness..."
Before finishing speaking, Shen Yanbei was stunned.
He saw his feet.
It was a pair of very delicate feet. Perhaps because of the frequent wearing of shoes and socks, these feet were quite white and tender, with round toes, and they looked a little cute.
what happened? Where's his big feet with old man Shen? How did it shrink?
Shen Yanbei shook his head hurriedly, trying to clear himself up.
But the more awake, the colder Shen Yanbei.
This is not a rural area at all! If you insist on talking about the countryside, this is the ancient countryside!
Look at his ancient costume and shrunken body! And although it is poor, it is not difficult to see the house full of antiques!
Your uncle! He just wanted to sever his father-son relationship with Old Man Shen, but there is no need to be so clean, right? The dynasty changed him, and also changed his body?
Shen Yanbei felt more dizzy.
No, he will lie down for a while...
Shen Yanbei groped and lay back on the bed. Just when his body touched the hard board, his head suddenly stabbed.
"Hiss..." Shen Yanbei drew a cold breath. Shen Yanbei's forehead was so painful that cold sweat broke out, and a memory that didn't belong to him was pouring into his mind.
To your uncle!
At this time, Shen Yanbei only had these words in his heart.
Before fainting, he refused the marriage arranged by the old man Shen, but the original owner of the body had just married two days ago!
and many more! The original owner married a man?
Shen Yanbei was a little dazed.
In addition to men and women in this world, there is actually another kind of people called Shuang'er!
The appearance of the twins is similar to that of men, except that there are pregnant moles on the eyebrows, and they can give birth to children. In addition, they are petite and weaker than ordinary men. Most of the twins have the same temperaments as women, they are easy to dress up, and they are beautiful...
Shen Yanbei was shocked and then depressed.
So the original owner married a baby girl? And now he is the husband of this girl?
Why can't he find what this person looks like in the memory of the original owner?
At this time, the door curtain was opened, and a tall figure appeared at the door. When the people saw Shen Yanbei curled up in pain, he hurried over.
"Patriarch, what's wrong with you?"
The man's deep and deep voice exploded in Shen Yanbei's ears, and Shen Yanbei suddenly stiffened.
Such a rough voice, this pair...
Shen Yanbei couldn't help but a flowery face appeared in his mind, and couldn't help but fight a cold war.
No wonder this person cannot be found in the memory of the original owner. It must be too unsightly!
"Patriarch!" The man anxiously helped him up, his big hand gently soothing behind him.
An obvious warm current emerged from under the man's hand and spread along the place where the two of them touched. The warm current penetrated into the skin and flowed into the limbs and limbs, and his whole body was as warm as he was in a hot spring. Shen Yanbei almost made a sound of comfort.
After flipping through the memory of the original owner, Shen Yanbei realized that in addition to the existence of Shuang'er that was beyond his cognition, there was another existence that he did not expect in this world.
That is martial arts!
This is a world where martial arts masters fly around!
The original owner married a master? Shen Yanbei was puzzled that it would be impossible for this person without deep internal strength.
"Patriarch, is it still uncomfortable? Should we go see the doctor?"
The care in the man's tone was beyond words, and Shen Yanbei gritted his teeth.
Ugly daughter-in-law always sees in-laws! If you really can’t accept it, find a good couple to marry them!
With such thoughts, Shen Yanbei carefully raised his head...
At the next moment, Shen Yanbei felt that his heart was not his own. It was dancing uncontrollably, yelling, cheering...
The man in front of him is tall and has a healthy and honey-colored skin. His features are rough but handsome, and his exposed arm muscles are tight and explosive. If the man hadn't had a bleak pregnant mole between his eyebrows, Shen Yanbei would almost think that the macho in front of him was the wrong person.
"Patriarch?" Seeing Shen Yanbei dumbfoundedly watching him not speak, the man became even more worried. "I'll take you to see the doctor!" He said that he passed through Shen Yanbei's legs and picked up Princess Ren.
Leaning on the tight and elastic chest of the other party's slightly bulge, and smelling the masculine sweat of the other party, Shen Yanbei's mind seemed to have a tornado.
Love comes too fast like a tornado, cannot escape from the storm circle, I can’t think anymore, I can’t think again, I don’t, I don’t...
I'm not a shit!
Shen Yanbei swallowed, and said dryly, "Daughter-in-law...daughter-in-law..."