Chapter 1: Courier from the sky
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Spare Tire Major League
- Mythical spare tire
- 2041 characters
- 2021-03-02 11:57:05
Repeated, repeated life, even if some surprises come, even if you get some satisfaction in the virtual game world, after all, it will be more than a day, it will be calm, just like the waves of stones falling on Pinghu, never hit A passionate spray.
"It's another day's work." Yue Zhong stretched out and stretched out of the seat. Compared with other office workers, his life as a new baboon seemed more monotonous. After all, he did the same job every day. Sooner or later Some are bored, even in emergencies, there are emergency solutions that can be adopted without challenges.
Yue Zhong, who was about to go home, walked out of the office, the cell phone in his pocket rang, a completely strange number, but he did not have the habit of not answering strange calls. After it rang twice, he pressed the connect button.
"Hey, hello, which one?"
"Here is the pan-surface spare tire major league. According to our many years of investigation, we find that Mr. is very suitable to be a member of us.
Yue Zhong has a few more black lines on his head, but as a senior pseudo-mansion, he has always had some unrealistic expectations. Well, even if it is a spare tire major league, it is also a general plane, anyway, it is a common person, yes So I didn’t hang up immediately, but wanted to hear what the other party said.
"Because Mr. Mr. has not had a girlfriend for 22 years and loves the second yuan, the alliance decided to issue a junior membership to Mr., the membership card and tickets will be delivered by Universe Express, please pay attention to receive." When Yue Zhong responded, a beep came from the phone.
Yue Zhong put the phone back blankly, not knowing what expression to face.
"What's the situation?" Yue Zhong murmured.
When he shook his head, Yue Zhong was out of the office building and was preparing to go to the market to buy food. When the space above Yue Zhong's head was distorted, a package appeared out of thin air and smashed on Yue Zhong's head.
"Lying trough, which two goods throw me something to hit me?"
Covered his head and was about to look back to the murderer. When his eyes flicked over the head weapon, he couldn't move anymore.
The parcel box is awesomely written with a few characters of the cosmic express company, Yue Zhong suddenly became calm. If the phone call was not true just now, then this is really a big conspiracy!
Can't wait to open the package, and the first thing he saw made him calm. Appearing in front of Yue Zhong is a piece of A4 paper: pro, courier fee benefits 300 face currency, please pay at our service station within three months, otherwise sue you!
Which black shop is this? When did the courier charge so high? Is there any pan-plane spare tire major league, even if you don't send your membership card, it will be full of flavor.
The pseudo-houses that have undergone various "spiritual" brainwashing have a much stronger psychological capacity than ordinary people. When the A4 paper is about to be thrown into the trash can, the rest of the package is taken out.
A bright red certificate book, a tire and a jack form a big emblem. The yellow characters embroidered by the general-purpose spare tire major league can't be seen as a grade. In addition, there is only one sitting with the previous one. When the bus still needs to buy a ticket, it looks like a ticket. In a word: the organization's image is more vivid.
Open the ID book, a familiar small one-inch photo is posted on the first page, smirking at Yue Zhong: This seems to be the version of the photo I lost a few days ago, right?
The document is very simple. I wrote a junior member and some basic personal information. The only place that seems to live up to the big characters of the universal universe may be the luminous seal with a fantasy flavor.
Tickets are also very simple, two words on the front: ten yuan; three words on the back: tear it off.
Yue Zhong put the ID in his pocket and took a deep breath with the ticket. He was afraid that when he tore the ticket, several second-hand goods who calculated him could not wait to jump out and said cheerfully: " Look at this SB."
Special events that are fooled, but finally ushered in...
With both hands, the ticket in hand suddenly turned into two pieces, and a brilliant blue light flashed in front of Yue Zhong's eyes, covering all the scenery. Finally a bit high-tech, Yue Zhong's heart bursts of excitement, but when the light faded, the worn-out minibus-style car appeared before and after his eyes, making him wonder if he had just hallucinated.
The driver in a dirty floral shirt spit out cigarettes and scolded Yue Zhong standing stupidly: "Look at Mao, dead spare tire, your union can afford this car, hurry up, I still Going to pick the next person."
"Should I say something to my family?" After hearing the driver's words, Yue Zhong still believed a little and thought about it.
"I will go without getting in the car!" The driver throws away his cigarette and will ignite.
Yue Zhongjian gritted his teeth and ran out of the car while pulling out his mobile phone. A text message was sent out in time: "Mom, I'm on a business trip and I won't be back today."
Seeing Yue Zhong getting in the car, the driver muttered a few more words, stepped on the accelerator, and the gorgeous blue light reappeared. In the next second, a sci-fi world appeared before Yue Zhong's eyes.
Waiting for him to marvel, the driver urged Yue Zhong to get off the car.
holding the phone, the three words without signal in the upper left corner seemed to tell Yue Zhong the truth of everything.
"Am I crossing?"
was planning to take a good look at the exotic world. Several men dressed in black rushed forward without saying a word, and pulled Yue Zhong into a strange ten-story building behind him.
"What are you doing? Let me go!" Yue Zhong thought he had encountered a guy and struggled.
Several men let Yue Zhong quite obediently. When he was about to flee the door, he found a bronze statue of a tire and a jack standing in the hall on the first floor.
"You are the new member Yue Zhong?" A voice came from behind the man in black. Yue Zhongxun looked forward, and a sloppy middle-aged uncle looked at him with a smile.
"Here is the legendary headquarters of the Pan-Universal Spare Tire Alliance? It doesn't look so poor, why do I have to pay for the courier fee?" Yue Zhong wanted to understand and immediately denounced.
The middle-aged uncle said indifferently: "To know that there are already one million planes in the panplane, with members of our organization, each member pays a little membership fee, it is still possible to repair the headquarters, so don’t talk nonsense. I’m coming, the organization has the task for you."
Yue's curiosity in his heart defeated his attachment to money, and quickly followed the pace of the middle-aged uncle, and entered an office.
"Sit, no water, this month's salary has not been paid, can't change." The middle-aged uncle did not feel embarrassed, said directly, "presumably you are also curious about the organization, I will briefly introduce you first, very Soon you will have a task."
Yue Zhong didn't speak. If the uncle dared to tell him that the ubiquitous surface spare tire organization was selling tires, he immediately paste his bear face.
"The Pan-Plane Spare Major League was originally formed by a few seniors. They were all civilians during their lifetime, but they all fell in love with noble beauties. Finally, after unremitting efforts, they succeeded in establishing all the rivals. organization."
"Why bother to call the Spare Tire Major League?" Yue Zhong asked doubtfully.
The uncle coughed and continued: "I mean successfully become a spare tire! Do you think the spare tire is so good? For those goddesses, you are a suitor and need to experience people who don't know, have a little impression, and are common , Ordinary friends, good friends and other stages, in order to become a qualified spare tire, if you really want her to fall in love with you, it is extremely unlikely, unless you are a member of the big league."
"I decided to quit the spare tire major league and join the Raiders major league." Yue Zhong was not stupid, and immediately showed his attitude.
The middle-aged uncle had a long-anticipated look and sneered: "The Raiders of the Big League only accepts one person a year. Unless you are the kind of luck that exists, they will ignore you. Yes, and the Raiders League is the enemy of our alliance. If you really want to go, I have to deal with you here."
"I think I should fight against the protagonist of Gao Shuaifu." Yue Zhong quickly turned around, joking, he ran to the realm of others with a black account, who would be known if he was killed.
The middle-aged uncle saw that Yue Zhong had compromised, and nodded with satisfaction to continue: "Later, through continuous improvement by our predecessors, we believe that a spare tire cannot be prepared for only one car, and it needs more flowering, which forms our current task. Mechanism." After a pause, the middle-aged uncle said in a bewitching voice: "Want to get in touch with the various girls in your so-called second-dimensional world?"
Yue Zhongwen Yan got up and said with awe, "Please organize me to test me!"
The middle-aged uncle smiled happily. The world of two-dimensional is very exciting, but the degree of danger is not comparable to that of the ordinary plane. One hundred members have gone, and it may not be possible to have a successful return. On the road, the second element has always been a weak project, pulling a stunned head, he can change the bucket of water and drink.
"Let’s talk to you about the mission mechanism. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com. Your performance will be made into a video and supplied to the TV station. The overall purchase rate of the pan-plane will give you the corresponding reward. This is our alliance. The main source of income is also your main source of income. If you want to know that this goddess chase scene still has many people like to watch; then it is our alliance pursuit to find as many girls as you need for a spare tire as much as possible and establish contact Channel, one day, you will dream come true, and even achieve the achievements of the gang of people who guide the big league."
"I'm filming Korean dramas? If I succeed in the future, wouldn't you still film me secretly?" Yue Zhong asked vigilantly.
Middle-aged uncle Yi Zhengzheng said: "How is it possible, we will never secretly take photos during the mission, it is a violation of the law of the plane, you can tell us if you find it."
Speaking of which, the middle-aged uncle took out a stack of documents and handed them to Yue Zhong, saying: "This time the mission is very urgent. The group of people in the Raiders don't know when they will go to this plane. You need to set off immediately and rush to establish a contact channel with the person you like before they rush. It’s best to destroy the strategy action on the opposite side. This kind of thing will give you a lot of rewards. Take this and go out to the person who just brought you Will lead you to the teleport room, and you will go directly to that world."
Yue nodded, finally asked: "What should I do over there at home?"
"We will send someone to pretend to be you."
"..." Yue Zhong walked out the door without words.
"Of course, if you die, people who pretend to be you will also find a chance to pretend to be dead." The middle-aged uncle waited for Yue Zhong to go out before saying the latter sentence.