Chapter 1: Bad day

At dusk in midsummer in June, the weather was so hot that it exploded.
After sending the last guests, Su Qiubai plans to go home.
Today must be the worst day he has had since driving a taxi, and now it is finally over!
I woke up in the morning and went out within a few steps.
After finally repairing the tire, the unfortunate little master said that he had thrown a few screws inside, and he had no choice but to unload it again!
After I hit the road, I rarely saw someone beckoning. As a result, parking was all about directions, and an old man asked him how to get to Tiananmen Square!
Uncle, this is not Beijing, where is Tiananmen!
After walking around for an afternoon, a fat man of more than two hundred pounds came up, and he drove forward without talking, almost all over the city, and he suddenly wept with a wow.
Su Qiubai was so scared that he couldn't call the police. Later, he knew it was a neurosis and ran out of the house secretly.
It was almost dark after coming out of the Public Security Bureau, and the last trip on the way did nothing wrong, and pulled the guests to the place peacefully.
It turned out that I was about to turn home ... oh!
Something smashed into the front cover of the car, listening to Jingjing knew that the size was not small.
"To die! I don't know if throwing things upstairs will die! Why am I so unlucky this day!"
He hurriedly opened the door and got out of the car.
As a result, I checked it several times, but nothing happened! Looking up, it's quite far from the residential area.
Could it be that I'm unlucky ... to remind silly?
He muttered secretly, and Su Qiubai got into the car again.
Just sitting still, the next navigation system suddenly made a noise.
"Three hundred meters ahead, turn left at a traffic light fifty meters, someone needs your help!"
Su Qiubai said this with a glance!
When was this navigation so developed? He would still say such a thing!
My heart was very surprised, but it was not far away. It was okay to look at it in the past, so I went out with the accelerator under my feet.
Turning past the traffic lights, the street suddenly became empty and looked very quiet.
Driven about 50 meters forward, a man really stood!
He was tall, naked, with a stick in his hand, and was staring blankly around him.
"Brother, where are you going?"
Parked the car and asked Su Qiubai across the window. Looking at him, he always felt that this person was weird, but there are all kinds of people these days.
"This strong man, I don't know where it is? In which direction is Jingyanggang?"
The brave man took two steps forward, and his voice was like Hong Zhong, which scared Su Qiubai, and these words made him even more aggressive.
Strong man? Jingyanggang?
No ... today I encountered another neurosis!
Thinking of this, Su Qiubai was going to leave, but when the big man looked at his own eyes, his heart was soft again.
Forget it, the neuropathy is neuropathy. It is estimated that his family is also anxious.
"You get in the car first, I'll take you home."
After saying a word to the brave man, Su Qiubai found out that the man didn't even drive the door.
No way, Su Qiubai got out of the car and helped him open the door. The stick was supposed to be thrown away, but the strong man gave him a glance, and he rushed into the car together.
"Where's your home? What's your parents' name? Do you know the phone?"
Su Qiubai asked after closing the door.
"My younger brother Wu Song, who lived in Qinghe County, died of his parents. He was raised by his brother Wu Da. As for the phone ... I do n’t know what it is?"
The brave man sat almost two people alone. This passage was very clear, but the opposite Su Qiubai continued to push.
Wu Song? Qinghe County? Wuhan University? I said before going to Jingyanggang?
This neuropathy goes deep into the play!
When I was a kid, I also liked to say that I was Wu Song, and told others that my dad was Wu Dalang, and my mother was Pan Jinlian, and she was almost killed by the couple ...
He muttered in his heart. Su Qiubai was about to ask again. When he could not send it to the police station, the navigation in front suddenly made a noise.
"Jingyanggang Navigation started, turn left one thousand meters ahead ..."
It's the same voice as before. If it wasn't for the unemotional tone, Su Qiubai thought it was a prank!
Turning his head and patting the navigator, Su Qiubai thought something was wrong, but he actually came back with another sentence, "Don't believe it, turn left a thousand meters ahead ..."
This time Su Qiubai's jaw is about to fall off. Today is really evil!
Looking back at the strong man again, he was more vigorous! "I don't believe it!"
Talking, the throttle flew out.
"Turn right at the traffic light ahead and go straight for 500 meters ..."
"Continue going straight for a thousand meters and speed up, watch for pedestrians on both sides ..."
"Open the shuttle channel, pay attention to the uneven road, please slow down ..."
...
Moving forward, Su Qiubai's heart beats faster as he walks. By the time the car stopped, he was sweating all over!
With the last bit of sunlight, he saw a big flag on the wooden pole in front.
Three bowls but not post!
"Haha ... thank you brother for sending me away, and the remaining brother Lu will be fine!"
Su Qiubai, with a blank head, suddenly heard the strong man in the back seat laughed loudly, and then heard a boom!
Looking back, the car door was opened directly by this guy!
After getting out of the car, the brave man crossed the window and spoke with Su Qiubai with his hands, "The elder brother is really a good horse. I don't know his elder name? I want to tell the younger brother that in the future, where the younger brother is useful, he must Do not hesitate! "
Hearing here, Su Qiubai finally calmed down and quickly opened the door and walked towards the strong man.
"Are you really Wu Song? Wu Dalang's younger brother, Jing Yanggang killed the white-headed worm with his bare hands, drunk Jiang Menshen, and blood-stained Wu Er Wu Er?"
She didn't dare blink, Su Qiubai stared at the strong man and asked.
"You can't change your name, you can't change your last name! The younger brother is Wu Song, Qinghe County! But none of the things you said ... I did."
Wu Er smiled, and his eyes really looked like the book, as if he could shoot a cold star.
Upon hearing what he said, Su Qiubai reacted. At this time, Wu Song hadn't attacked the tiger, and none of the following things happened. Naturally I didn't know.
I finally determined that I didn't see a ghost, but actually saw Wu Song and sent him back to Jingyanggang.
Su Qiubai used a word in his mind to describe it as a god!
Seeing what Wu Song planned to say, he was stopped by Su Qiubai directly!
"Don't talk, take a photo first!"
Hurrying into his car window and pulling out his cell phone, Su Qiubai quickly followed Wusong with a blank face and took a dozen selfies.
As for why so many photos?
What a joke, what if you lose it! This is Wu Song! Do you think you can see it personally?
"Brother, do n’t sleep in Jingyanggang after drinking wine at night. Listen to your brother. There are really tigers in it! And ah, your big brother Wu Dalang is now in Yanggu County ... forget it, anyway, you will encounter In addition, you and Ximen Qing ... forget it, don't say that, take care all the way! "
Finally, seeing that Wu Song was about to leave, Su Qiubai stopped him suddenly, and then told him something.
Although Wu Song didn't understand what he was saying at all, he nodded, and then there was a period after the sentence, and the meteor strode into the tavern.
It's too late at this time, so Su Qiubai can reflect that he is staying alone in this wilderness, in case a tiger eats himself first!
Besides, this is the Song Dynasty ... I don't know if I can go back, the dogs in the family haven't fed yet!
Thinking of this, he didn't dare to stay for a second, and quickly returned to the car.
"The return home system is activated, the shuttle channel is opened ..."
There was a flower in front of him. He had reached the asphalt road, and he saw a traffic light all the way.
This ... this is back!
In order to determine whether the illusion happened before, Su Qiubai parked the car on the side of the road deliberately, then took out his mobile phone and looked at those photos several times, plus several big mouths for himself.
In the end, he was sure it was true!
It was difficult to describe what the mood was, and he quickly pulled out his mobile phone and sent a circle of friends.
"I met Wu Song today and sent him to Jingyanggang. A beautiful day, the sky of the Song Dynasty is blue, the air is really good!"
At the end, he also attached a picture of himself and Wu Song.
Meizi put the phone in his pocket, and Su Qiubai planned to go home.
Just two steps later, the navigation system spoke again.
"Detection on ... driver's license e-class, get ten points of growth value, please choose to add items."
After the voice was over, Su Qiubai saw that many categories appeared on the screen of the navigator. What kind of force, wisdom, life, skills ... a mess!
Su Qiubai didn't respond, didn't he take a picture? Why did you take a picture? Never heard of it!
While thinking in his mind, he had already selected the life category in his hand, and then looked at it casually, there was actually an animal language in it!
Purely because of curiosity, he added all five growth values ​​to the beast language.
Then ... nothing happened!
Until he parked the car downstairs, after getting out of the car, everything was normal.
But just locked the car, suddenly a man and a woman's conversation entered Su Qiubai's ears, and it sounded ... heavy.
"Oh oh ... dying, what the are you! Can't find this?"
"Wait a minute, I'll take a break, I'm so tired ..."
Looking around, Su Qiubai found that he couldn't even see a ghost image except for two puppies beside him.
"You ... slow down! I tell you to slow down!"
When Su Qiubai still did not respond, the woman's voice rang again.
And this time, he finally saw clearly.
This is actually a dog talking!
Both dogs stared at Su Qiubai with a stagnant face. The picture was very strange.
And the voice of the previous woman sounded in his ear.
"What are you looking at, is this man a pervert? I haven't seen creating the next generation! See also! Still watching! Eyes are about to fall ..."
Mommy, this world must be crazy!