Chapter 1: Festival

"When the author of the abuse encounters the sweet author"
Author: Three tired
Copywriter:
Outline text
When the red traffic sweet author attacked x small transparent abuse author
No prototype
No brain, silly white, no logic
【1.】
Xu Chi is a fuss writer who writes on the X website.
To say that the gas is to lift him, because the gas is at least indicated that it has been red, and the author also raised him, because the writer has been able to count the two hands and feet.
Xu Chi is a beautiful writer who is dedicated to writing various types of abuse.
Amnesia, car accidents, lameness, avatars, be, etc. These seem to be very stalking stalks he almost wrote, the strange thing is that others can write red, and he will always only fight the streets.
Xu Chi's Weibo id called me bitter, his pen name is short-tailed cat, his fans are kind... Sorry, he has no fans, he affectionately calls himself short.
【2.】
Don Juan is the popular traffic on the X website.
The word traffic is a perfect summary of his current writing career. Tang Yizhi’s writing has so far been that every book is sold and sold out. The key is that his book will never be sold again, saying that it sells a thousand copies. It’s a thousand, what? A thousand is too little? It doesn't matter if it is not bad. what? Can't fans grab it? What about me? I am only responsible for writing and I am not responsible for delivery.
Tang Yizhi easily lifted the half of the X website.
Tang Yizhi is a beautiful author dedicated to writing various types of sweet texts.
Slightly sweet, sweet, sweet, silly and sweet, how to write sweet, nowadays the readers have lived very hard, just want to see some sweet decompression, what? What are you asking me about? Sorry, I don't know.
Tang Weizhi's Weibo trumpet id called me very sweet. His pen name is Dutch pig, and his fans affectionately call him a pig.
You ask me why people are Weibo trumpet? Do you have any common sense of net red? Doesn't he use the trumpet to play with the queen and wait for the fans to attack him?
[3.]
Xu Chi is a student of the Department of Management at A. This is his third year in college and his third year in writing.
[4.]
With the help of Tingting, he successfully signed the X website a few days ago and became the signing author of the X website. Xu Chi looked at the unique signing sign behind the pen name, which is somewhat sweet.
Tingting: Are you short?
Tingting is one of the few fans who chased the third year from the first year of Xu Chi’s writing. The little girl was shocked to be a man of heaven after the first time she accidentally entered the text written by Xu. The style is gorgeous and gloomy, always evokes her desire to read carefully.
Tingting thinks that this is a short charm. She regrets that Xu has not been red, but also constantly comforts him to have a red day sooner or later.
Xu Chi:?
Tingting: Is it updated tonight?
Xu Chi: No, no one is watching anyway, what is better and better.
Tingting: I see it! I read! [tears.jpg]
Xu Chi: There is no inspiration today, I don't want to write, I went to live broadcast.
Tingting: What is it?
Xu Chi: Yes.
Tingting: [Crazy.jpg] I don't want to watch it, I don't want to watch it! !
Xu Chi: You can not watch.
[5.]
In addition to writing a text, Xu’s college career used to pass the time was a live broadcast.
Xu Chi live broadcast game at Q station.
Others will broadcast the most popular games nowadays. Regardless of whether there is an audience or not, it is always possible to have a heat, and Xu Chi lived on the Q station for almost a year, playing the same game.
"famine".
Others are big gods to come out live, and Xu Chi lived in the Q station for three months before they struggled to live in the game for the 30th day.
Occasionally, there was a erroneous click into the audience of the live broadcast room. After ten minutes of watching, I couldn’t stand it.
Xu Chi’s live broadcast room is only bgm, he won’t open the wheat, and there is no camera. These are understandable.
What I can't understand is the technology of Xu Chi Cai to the finger.
Xu Chi's chosen character is the most common and most suitable for novices in "Famine". He is often killed by a dog or killed by a frog, and there is another starving death waiting for him.
It’s too much food. I have seen so many anchors. I have never seen such a dish. I can’t even walk. I’m so stupid and bitten by a dog.
The audience is thinking.
[6.]
Life is already very bitter, and he is not only writing abusive text, but also thinking about how to live the next day in the game.
[7.]
Nowadays, the authors of the authors of the ten articles are the wife. Therefore, the combination of Tang Xizhi and Xu Chi is a rare animal, the kind to be protected.
What is even more terrifying is that one day two rare animals met.
【8.】
On this day, the latest serial of the Dutch pig "Love" was updated on time at 10:10 on the X website.
Fans squatted to leave a message every night, more than the girl's aunt.
It seems that every time you get a sofa, you can get a step closer to the Dutch pig.
Tang Yizhi had a slight obsessive-compulsive disorder. He turned to "Love" and looked at a series of identical update times.
The article "Love" is the same as Tang Yizhi's previous article. It is a sweet pet route. Because it is a full-text manuscript, Tang Yinzhi has not been urged to put more pressure. He pulled it to the bottom of the X website and saw it according to the update time. Another article that was updated with your own text.
"missed you".
Updated at 10:10 pm, the author of the short-tailed cat.
The ghost made the difference, and Tang Yinzhi went in.
【9.】
It is not necessary to eat pork every day to kill pigs at home. Similarly, although Dutch pigs write sweet texts, it does not mean that he will not read Braille.
[10.]
"Missing you", you can see that the title is not a sweet text.
There are only two labels, modern modern and substitute love, even he or be not written.
The serial has been 80,000 words, but the collection has only a poor thirty-two.
The mouse wheel slid down, and Tang Yuzhi saw the full screen at 10:10.
Following the most real thoughts in his heart, he opened the first chapter.
First encounter.
[11.]
Tingting: 呜呜呜呜呜呜呜
Xu Chi:?
Tingting: Shenxing is too miserable. Can Zhou Pig head die? ?
Shen Xing is the victim of "Missing You", Zhou Zhutou... No, Zhou Jin is the attack in the text.
Xu Chi:?
Tingting: Can you change your attack? I really feel bad about my heavy baby.
Xu Chi: You write?
Tingting: Zhou Jin is a peerless scum male ah ah ah ah, why he is so sinking! ! !
Xu Chi: It was originally a dog blood, and Shen Xing was a substitute for Bai Yueguang. Didn't you have psychological preparation before you saw it?
Tingting: Yes, but I didn't expect enough preparation.
Xu Chi: ...
Tingting: Can you change the attack?
Xu Chi: I slept.
Xu Chi: No.
Xu closed the chat interface, opened his own text, and actually had a few new messages.
Sugar Sugar: What is this scum? ? ?
Sugar: It’s too bad to be stunned.
Sugar Candy: Wow, the author's inner activity is very delicate!
Sugar Sugar: Can you change your attack?
Sugar candy is given to the author 1000 diamonds.
Sugar: Greatly fuel! I will come to remind you more!
Xu Chi: ...
Xu Chi intercepted these messages to Tingting and asked: Is this your trumpet?
Tingting:? ? ?
Tingting: Not me! How can I have so much money? !
Tingting: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha short look! Not only do I feel that Zhou pig head slag! ! !
Tingting: Wow, this new reader is rich, and it’s just a hundred.
Xu Chi: ...
It seems that there is something wrong.
He replied to sugar sugar: Thank you for your attention :) But the girl didn't have to pay for me to buy a gift!
[12.]
Tang Haozhi rarely saw the author who could write the dog's blood in such a sense. He had received the author's reply before he pulled out from the plot. After he finished reading, he smiled and closed the interface.
Don Juan thought, I am not a girl.
And I am not bad money either.
Tang Wei posted a new Weibo on Weibo.
Dutch pig: I read a super-busting text today, but fortunately the author has cured me...
Fan No. 1: First!
Fan 2: Second!
Fan No. 3: Pigs have microblogging!
Fan No. 4: What is the pig! ! ! I also want to see! ! !
Fan No. 5: Abuse... Super... Is the pig recently in a bad mood? Look at the abuse of the text to torture yourself?
Fan No. 6: When I am older, I will not read the esoteric...
At the same time, the short-tailed cat also released a new Weibo.
I am so bitter: I have a card...
[13.]
Xu Chi is a kind of person who wants to do more than he wants. It is more accurate to say that Xu Chi’s writing is supported by his inspiration. The inspiration can come up with 5,000 words a day. When there is no inspiration, you can write one hundred in five days. word.
This day just happened at the end of the period. As a college boy, Xu Chi also encountered a very common problem and reviewed it.
So, Xu Chi went to the library and ran to the library to pack a four-person table.
"Hello!"
"Is there something?"
"Look at the girl opposite!"
"......what happened?"
"She has been watching you for a long time!"
"......Oh."
Xu Chi lowered his head and continued to fight against the VAT consumption tax tariff. The roommate saw his old-fashioned appearance, and hated the iron and grinded his teeth.
Sustained personality, even the reaction is slower than the average person, but even his unwarranted temper can not stand him well.
That's right, now only the value and money can solve all the troubles, and the defects in the late personality are certainly not worth one in front of the powerful face value.