Chapter 1: The **** you called is online

When she was tossed to death by dysmenorrhea every month, Huachun once prayed to heaven, God, let her become a man so that she won’t be so painful, and she can jump around and whistle at beautiful women without underwear. , Standing up to the sky, pee, and hug casually when you meet a handsome guy.
Think about it, I feel good!
But now, when she really turned into a man, Huachun was a little flustered when she was lying under the eyes of everyone, because there were less than a hundred people around, all staring at her buttocks.
The scene was a bit awkward, Huachun didn't know what to say.
The last second she was still crying at the computer screen, yelling "Let the Prime Minister come to me", and the next second, the court punishment came at her seriously. The slap-wide board was not at all ambiguous, lifted up high, and hit her hard.
"what--"
This is much more painful than being slapped and slapped by my father when I was a child. As soon as I got off the board, she yelled with pain. The sound was so loud that it was comparable to a rooster at six in the morning in the country.
Xu Ye did not expect that she would howl so much, everyone around was startled, and then an old man with a white beard jumped out from the side, knelt not far in front of her, and walked towards the steps. kowtow.
"The emperor, even if Prime Minister Hua said bluntly, he was loyal to every word! There is absolutely no intention of disobedience. Please the emperor to fine him!"
This line is a bit familiar, she seems to have heard it somewhere.
Following the old man with white beard, many people on both sides knelt out like dumplings, crying out for sympathy.
"The emperor, the prime minister of Hua is for Jiangshan Sheji, the people of the Li people! Loyalism is against the ears and conducive to action, please forgive the emperor!"
"The veteran is willing to be punished on behalf of Prime Minister Hua, and I implore the emperor not to let the loyal bones be chilled by this staff!"
The palace man behind the torture seemed to be moved by this scene, and the board stopped in the air, stupefied.
Taking advantage of this opportunity, Huachun strenuously raised his head and glanced up the steps.
I always think I have seen the scene in front of me. There is an eight-level jade staircase with a bright yellow car on the top. A beautiful imperial concubine stands on the left, a bearless father-in-law stands on the right, and the emperor stands in the middle with a five-claw dragon robe. , I can’t see clearly, I only feel that I am tall, giving people an inexplicable sense of oppression.
Seeing so many people knelt out, he seemed to sneer, his eyes pierced through the air, and fell on the palace man who was executing her... beside her.
With just this look, the palace man next to him immediately charged her with the board and hit her! That strength and speed, like smashing a rice cake, caused Huachun to cry desperately in pain.
What kind of bad luck is this! She remembered that she was watching a TV series at home, and she was seeing a wonderful place. The brutal and innocent king wanted to blame the handsome and handsome prime minister. Why in a blink of an eye, she was beaten to herself? !
The clear pain reminded her that this was not a dream. However, the classmate Huachun, who came from a well-off family and had never suffered or suffered, could not withstand the ancient rod torture at all. After being beaten less than twenty times, he rolled his eyes and passed out.
"The Prime Minister Hua! The Prime Minister!"
When she was in the dark, her ears were full of heart-piercing shouts from a few old men.
Huachun tried to recall what happened.
This is the case. She had just resigned and was in a bad mood, so her best friend passed her a TV series with a total of 9 Gs. It is said to be as brilliant as an AV... No, the plot is rich and full of characters, worth watching. So she shut up in the room and watched by herself.
This film is probably inspirational. In summary, it is the story of a young prime minister. As the only son of the Hua family, he entered the court at the age of 20 and assisted the emperor with a bad temper to become a generation of Mingjun. As soon as he saw the second episode, Huachun couldn't help being attracted by the prime minister in the film.
It’s strange to say that the actors in this TV series are all fresh faces, and there is no big celebrity, but she feels like it inexplicably, especially the prime minister, who is too handsome and has a temperament. People feel distressed.
Therefore, when the unconscious gentleman asked the stick to blame Prime Minister Hua, Hua Chun couldn't help holding the computer screen and shouted: "Let the Prime Minister Hua Hua come to me!"
There was a loud noise in the sky, and God made her debut, and a white light came out of the screen. She lay under the staff, her buttocks suffered.
The above is all the passage through Huachun.
In front of Xuanzheng Hall, Yu Wenjie looked at the fainted person on the bench under his head, with no expression on his face. The Duke Qin next to him secretly glanced at him, then he folded his hand and asked, "Your Majesty, do you want to continue to blame? The Prime Minister has fainted."
The fascinating concubine next to her also pursed her lips and saluted: "Your Majesty, Cheng should already know that he is wrong, so let him go for the time being?"
People are already fainted, and if they continue to fight, they will truly take the name of a tyrant. Several veteran officials knelt down and shed tears, no longer knowing what words to use to persuade them.
The mood of today's emperors really makes them worry about the future of the country. Prime Minister Hua is one of the few people in the dynasty who dared to speak up. If he was beaten so that he would never speak again, how would the king know his gains and losses?
"That's it." The emperor on the steps finally said, "Help the prime minister go back to the mansion and retreat."
Everyone was greatly relieved. Several 60-70-year-old old men stood up tremblingly, and spontaneously went over to lift the young prime minister on the bench and sent them out of the palace.
What Huachun heard in her dream was the sighs of many people, one after another, with ups and downs, like the national anthem.
Sniffing, and harp, she didn't wonder what these people were worried about, so she wanted to get some sleep. After waking up, my will definitely not hurt.
However, the facts have proved that Pepsi in life has a cause and effect, because it has suffered more than a dozen boards, so in the afternoon, Huachun was still awakened by pain.
"Hiss" She took a breath, opened her eyes, and met a teary face.
"My son, you finally woke up!" Wan Liufang squeezed her handkerchief and took her hand humbly: "Does it still hurt?"
Isn't this nonsense? Can she wake up without pain? Hua Chun kept his mouth flat, looked at the ancient costume of the person in front of him, and then looked at the room he was still familiar with. He couldn't help but whispered, "Am I dreaming?"
Wan Liufang was taken aback, and the tears flowed more ferociously. He turned his head and said to the person standing in the middle of the room: "Master, my son has been beaten into confusion, and the emperor has been too innocent!"
Huachun: "..."
Master Hua sighed, his thin face was full of helplessness, and he looked at her and said: "You should understand that the minister regards the emperor as his heaven, and even if the emperor blames you by mistake, you can't feel resentful, understand?"
Nodding subconsciously, Hua Chun reacted.
Is she in the crew of the young prime minister? This room is clearly the room of Prime Minister Hua in the Flower House. It appeared in the first episode. The Wan clan next to him is the biological mother of Prime Minister Hua. Naturally, Master Hua is the biological father, and his words are all antique, just like reading the script.
But why is there no director and no camera next to him?
Can't help turning his head to Wan Liufang and said, "Can you give me a mirror?"
Wan Shi was taken aback, stretched out his hand and gave her the bronze mirror on one of the tables.
A handsome face that she liked so much appeared in the mirror, she bared her teeth, he bared her teeth, she raised her eyebrows, and he also raised her eyebrows.
After a dry laugh, Huachun buried her face in the pillow, took a deep breath and said, "I want to be quiet."
"This?" Wan Shi frowned and looked at her, thought for a while, or got up and said: "Then you should take a good rest first, and leave the rest to Wei Niang."
"Yeah." Huachun replied dullly.
With a sigh, Wan Shi supported Hua Zhengrong, beckoning to take all the people in the house out.
Hearing the sound of the door closing, Hua Chun screamed, covering her mouth, "Ah!"
God, God! She is a nymphomaniac. The face of the prime minister is not wrong, but what kind of sin has been done to make her a man? !
Having been a single dog for 25 years, although I really want to taste the taste of a man, I definitely don't want to taste it so real! How should she adapt to this sudden day of "lack of meat on her chest, and her lower body becoming a beast"?
Roaring in her heart ten thousand times, Huachun made some self-adjustment, regardless of the situation, the first thing to become a man, she still straightly reached out and touched the underside of this body