Chapter 64:
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After Getting A Job in the Nether World, I Became Famous
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- 2021-03-03 01:50:20
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Song Futan stood up at once, his expression dignified, and Ying Shao could not help but look at him.
Song Futan said solemnly: "Which specific cemetery? This kind of behavior is suspected of infringing on the portrait rights and reputation rights of others. Producers, sellers and buyers all need to bear legal responsibility."
Chen Xingyang: "Although... Teacher Xuanguang, you are treated differently. I just said that you have been married many times and you did not respond."
Suddenly began to popularize law now, don't you think it is very precise
Song Futan: "Well."
Chen Xingyang: What is it? ?
"Haha, I really want to report the marriage certificate. I don't respect people too much," Lan He said. "But I haven't really had such a dream. Will it be that you are single for too long?"
While talking nonsense, he went to see Hu 79, wondering if he would actually get him, but he was dealt with by Hu 79.
But Hu Jianjuu slept soundly in the Caishen Building, not to mention Baiwu, and it was impossible to show his head.
Chen Xingyang said silently: "I've been single for too long, so I don't want to be so scum, every time I dream of a different one, hey, don't say that you go away, you don't understand these, I communicate with Mr. Ying."
"OK, OK." Lan He really took two steps away.
Ying Shao said nothing: "..."
"Actually, I contacted the agent at the time, and I also learned that more than that cemetery and a merchant sell this kind of underworld marriage certificate, which has appeared in many places. The registration authority and date are printed on the top eight books. Fifty dollars, both Chinese and foreign celebrities and online celebrities, just like pirated posters, in order to accumulate wealth. It has been there for a while... but I was in that cemetery when I dreamed."
Chen Xingyang explained, "But Lan He did not have this kind of dream in this list. Was that I was targeted? Someone made me... forcefully build a bone?"
The ceremonial marriage ceremony in the capital area is called taking a corpse, and the relatives of both parties are called corpse relatives.
There have been many cases of nether marriage since ancient times. Some parties had a marriage contract before they were born. Some were just married to their family members after death. Some of them were both dead. There were also cases where a single man died and a woman died. , Male or Yingshu buried". This also gave birth to the profession of ghost matchmaker.
But no matter where it is, there is no reason for repeated marriages!
"It's a bit weird. You only dreamed about half of it. They were all ceremonies, but they didn't have caves. They were married again and again. That wouldn't allow bigamy. Even in ancient times, they were monogamous and polygamous." Ying Shao was also a little puzzled. It looks like, "And the nuptial marriage also requires Zhenger Bajing's marriage, letting go and other procedures. It must also have the birth date of both parties. How do you feel like you are... a bit like being treated as a tool, just follow The rented props are the same..." And without using the character "birthday", you can find Chen Xingyang.
Chen Xingyang: "..."
Chen Xingyang: "...and fifty yuan at a time!"
Fuck, it really looks like a tool man!
Every time he was tired, but he wasn’t really a married person at all. It wasn’t like a tool person. It was like taking a wedding photo with someone this time. There was no appearance fee. A marriage certificate could not reach him for fifty yuan. in.
Chen Xingyang said anxiously: "So what should I do now, I don't know where the source is from, is it really related to the marriage certificate sold? Am I reporting there immediately?"
"Don't worry, you can definitely report it. Since you only dream of that cemetery, they still sell the marriage certificate, so it's hard to say where the problem is. For the time being, don't fight the snake and deal with it later." Even he Dreaming has nothing to do with the marriage certificate, this behavior is also very insulting and violates the law.
Ying Shao quietly glanced at Lan He, who seemed to give up his speech, and said, "I need to think about it. Come back to my house in the afternoon."
"Okay, thank you, Mr. Ying." Chen Xingyang remembered something, and said, "I'll also trouble you to call the police below, I heard that you know the poor."
Ying Shao: "Hmm..."
Chen Xingyang hung up the video.
Ying Shao immediately turned his head: "Hello, I want to call the police."
Lan He opened the notebook and said something like: "I immediately sent the auxiliary policeman Xiao Song to the police. He can't wait to preside over justice."
Song Futan: "..."
Song Futan touched the sword for a while, and it was really a little overwhelming: "Are you really not dreaming like that?"
"No," Lan He woke up Hu 79, and asked her and Bai Wu if they noticed any traces of the technique.
Hu Seventy-nine shook his head sleepily.
Song Futan said: "It is not clear at this time the specific circumstances of the perpetrators, the number of victims, and whether they are only targeted at Chen Xingyang. It may be necessary to be conservative and wait for the other party to find Chen Xingyang. Let's just wipe it out."
Ying Shao: Is it conservative? This can't wait for violent law enforcement.
"Well, I'll be a paper person instead of Chen Xingyang, and see what happens." Lan Hedao, when it was time for him to perform traditional skills, he should ask Chen Xingyang for hair and birthday in the name of Ying Shao. , Cheat.
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Chen Tianji opened a restaurant. There was only one woman under her knees. She had an accident in a car accident just after graduating from college. He and his wife were grieved. When his daughter visited her on her birthday, she saw vendors selling vaginal marriage certificates in the cemetery where she was buried.
At that time, my wife felt novel and sold such things. Let's say we buy one too. Didn't my daughter like to watch a movie called "Chasing" when she was alive? It seems that there are stars who sell them here.
Chen Tianji thought it was funny. In front of the hawkers, he said: "What's the use of burning this stuff, it's better to take a corpse. But your daughter's temper is not happy with blind date. It is estimated that it will not be willing to take a corpse."
Although he opened a restaurant, his grandfather used to eat in the capital and was very famous. At that time, there were still people throwing paper money at the funeral. The standard was tossing high and spreading widely. Grandfather was regarded as a benchmark in the industry. This technology has also accepted the apprentice. Up to now, the family still has contacts with some people who eat underworld meals.
In this vendor, there are also people who know Chen Tianji, "Brother Chen, that's not the case. Come and see my marriage certificate."
Chen Tianji glanced at the seller, Shan Liang. As far as he knew, Shan Liang's father was a Mr. Chu Ma, and later gave it to Shan Liang's brother. This over-shoulder, which is almost the same as the transfer, is to transfer one's luck to someone in the family, usually at an older age to retire, and pass it to the younger generation, and some couples have over-shouldered.
In other words, Shan Liang was the one that failed in the competition, and was not taken in by elders and fairy families.
It's also frustrating to say, although Shan Liang's brother is evil bone, that is, the traits are easy to attract yin, but he doesn't like this line, but he catches the duck. Shan Liang was longing for but could not be a husband. After he fell out with his brother, he usually sold something in the cemetery and was considered a dead man.
Therefore, Shan Liang is also different from other vendors. He knows this at home. Although he has failed to pass the bones, Chen Tianji is willing to go and see, "What, what is special about you?"
What he thinks is similar to other people.
Shan Liang: "Well, for me, it takes three thousand eight to sell one, but it's different from other people's. If you buy it, I will guarantee that your daughter can'marry' this star."
Chen Tianji looked at him like a fool.
Shan Liang said with a grin, "I know you don't believe it, you can ask Da Liu of Xie Muxing."
Xie Muxing sold coffins. Chen Tianji, who he said of this big Liu, also knew that he was a grandson of his grandfather, and later turned to sell coffins. He couldn't help but call Da Liu when he saw Shan Liangyan's incisiveness.
As soon as Da Liu heard it, he immediately said: "It's true, I bought a copy of my uncle and a female star. Then I and several of my family's relatives dreamed that he and the female star would marry. , Saying you have a face in the next time."
Chen Tianji: "..."
Shan Liangdao: "How about? I tell you, these three thousand and eight can not only buy a piece of paper, but also include the wedding expenses. Then, if you have anything, you can also come to me."
Chen Tianji looked at him weirdly, "Can you see things?"
"What's wrong with this," Shan Liang Diao Erlang said locally, "I also have my own chance."
"Wait, I don't think it's right," Chen Tianji's wife was confused. "Then you are not, do you sell more cards?"
Chen Tianji shook his head. Although he didn't know what Shan Liang could do, he understood the logic a bit.
Sure enough, Shan Liang exaggeratedly said: "Sister-in-law, you want to marry a star really, three thousand and eighty? Of course it's just a ceremonial dream! I'll charge you three thousand and eighty dare to help you build the bones, then I'm cheating what!"
Chen Tianji's wife: "..."
She was speechless.
Chen Tianji is really curious. Da Liu certainly won't lie to himself, nor is he really married, but can his daughter really receive it? Three thousand eighty-eight is a small sum of money for them. Think about how expensive it is to buy a concert ticket without a daughter. Chen Tianji said, "Then give me Zhang Lanhe."
"No Lanhe," Shan Liang said immediately.
"Why not? Isn't he selling well? Everyone can sell it, but you can't sell it?" Chen Tianji's wife said, "My daughter likes to watch "Chasing" played by him."
"Like "Chasing", you bought Chen Xingyang, and it has been selling very hot recently, and Chen Xingyang is the star. I don't bring you extra money." Shan Liangdao. If the most recent list is Lan He, Chen Xingyang is also the second and third list.
For the Chen Tianji couple, they are all stars, and there is no difference. Then buy it, so you bought a marriage certificate, burned it according to Shan Liang, and gave the daughter's birthday to Shan Liang.
"Oh, why can't you buy this Lan He?" Chen Tianji asked.
"The business hasn't been opened yet, it's not possible now, maybe in the future." Shan Liang smiled authentically, hey, what a joke, this Lanhe's house next door is Ying Shao, or the tourism propaganda ambassador of Miaoganshan, it is not convenient to start. He wanted to do his business, but he had to wait for him when he was not at home.
There are also some stars, or believe in fairy Buddhas, and provide idols at home, or have more yang energy, such as some star hits... these are also unable to do business.
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Chen Xingyang went to Yingshao's house as promised, and gave him his own hair and birthday. Yingshao also took out a small paper man and a hat to Chen Xingyang, "Don't sleep in the master bedroom when you sleep at night. People put it on the bed, went to bed next time, and wore a hat, regardless of any movement, they didn't care."
This hat is the official hat of Lan He. After wearing it, Chen Xingyang is equivalent to stealth.
As for the paper man, it was not possible to do the kind used by Dou Chunting last time in such a short time, which was rough and only had a flat surface, but it should be enough for a while.
After Chen Xingyang went back, according to what Ying Shao said, put the paper man in his sleeping position, and then went to the guest bedroom to sleep.
A few days ago, I was dreaming. In the most terrifying time, Chen Xingyang actually found that reality is the same as that in dreams, but he didn't really see a ghost clearly. Now his mood is tense and a little agitated, he can't sleep at all, what will happen tonight?
Lying on the bed until midnight, when she was sleepy, Chen Xingyang heard a sound from the window, as if something had touched the glass, but his house was on the 16th floor.
Come, really come! !
Actually there is.
Chen Xingyang remembered Ying Shao's words, but he couldn't help but looked at it sideways. From the gap of the curtain, he saw a flashing shadow.
In an instant, he was as if he had fallen into the ice cellar, sweating in cold sweat.
Chen Xingyang's legs softened and his eyes closed stiffly. They couldn't see me, they couldn't see me, they couldn't see me... Mr. Ying said, don't pay attention to any movement, he never opened his eyes again. Now!
The soundproof windows clearly cannot hear the sound outside, but he always feels that there is a faint whisper.
Outside the window.
Lan He: "Hu Xiren, be careful."
Is it OK to stop hitting people on the glass?
Hu seventy-nine; "Don't care about these details, Chen Xingyang sleeps well, let's go in."
Ying Shao was guarding downstairs, and they went in, hiding under the bed and in the closet.
In fact, Chen Xingyang may not necessarily be dragged into marriage every day, and it’s hard to say whether he can wait today. Anyway, Lan He lay under the bed. To Hu 79 and Bai Wu said: "You go to the closet and watch later I act with a complexion."
Hu Seventy-nine: "What do you think?"
Lan He: "..."
Forgetting to wear a face mask, Lan He changed his mouth casually: "Look at me and act!"
After waiting for an hour, there was no movement. Lan He thought whether he would not start work tonight. As soon as he turned his head, he crossed Song Futan’s body and saw a leg outside the bed, wearing red silk trousers, and turned back. A green skirt also appeared on the other side, the heel was slightly off the ground, and it was not human at first sight.
"Groom, let's go, get married again." The erratic voice sounded.
From the perspective of the two ghosts, it was Chen Xingyang who was lying on the bed, a bit stiff, but some people were soulless and away from the body, which was muddled, which was also conducive to their marriage.
The two ghosts lifted up "Chen Xingyang" from left to right, Hu Qijuu couldn't help but wanted to start, opened the closet, and Lan He was about to set their legs, he heard these ghosts and Every social animal vomits the boss like hesitantly:
"It's so tiring, how long will it take to live, to do weddings alive, and to continue working after death, only to give us a little bit of food after the job."
"No way, the boss said that this is a long line fishing big fish, first earn a wave of money for marriage, just open the market. Maybe, you can earn money from these celebrities. When the days are better, we will all follow Eat meat. But, I always think he is fooling us..."
"That is, he looks stingy. I heard that my coffin is made of fir, and it still makes me sour."
Lan He squeezed his hand, beckoning everyone not to move, these stars? It sounds like a gang, what a ghost wedding company? It's not just Chen Xingyang.
He had wanted to uniform on the spot, but now he thinks that it is a paper man anyway. It is better to go and see if he can do it all.
The two ghosts went out with the paper people, Lan He and they waited for a while before they came out. They looked at them from afar. The two ghosts were dressed very gaudy as a whole. They took the paper people into a paper horse-drawn cart, and they sat Hurrying ahead, the paper man leaned behind.
The two ghosts looked very at ease, without looking back.
Lan He and his party were far behind, "It's quite tiring to follow along like this, why don't we just beat them up and force them to explain and lead us over?"
Hu Seventy-nine: "They don't have to pass their acting skills, they don't know what to do then, in case there is a fish that missed the net."
Lan He: "..."
He vaguely felt connoted, but it really reminded him that since he was a gang, he must be wiped out.
Lan He: "I am now burning a letter to Lao Bai, let him wait for the opportunity to surround."
The corporate culture of Yinji, no matter how strong it is, does not want to fight alone. Team formation is not interesting enough, and group fights are the best.
Hu Seventy-nine laughed and said: "The hungry and hungry hungry and timid, these ghosts are doing this kind of thing in Beijing, they also want to deputy."
Hu Qijujue finished the sentence, only to see that the car in which the ghosts were sitting had become a coffin in their eyes. She was stunned. "Sure enough, she is a bit patient, and she will be illusory."
She said just now that she wanted a deputy baner. Baner refers to the coffin baner, which means she has the determination to die-of course, it might be a little inappropriate to put it on a ghost. It was only after Hu Junjue accidentally broke it, and with the skill not so good, it appeared.
Looking at it now, it was the colorful paper people sitting on the coffin, which was particularly strange in the night. Nether marriage is a combination of marriage customs and funeral customs. Those who welcome their relatives wear red and green, and they are full of joy, but everywhere with a ghostly atmosphere.
"Let's go inside and out, White Five, you take the opportunity to hide in the coffin." Lan He ordered, the hedgehog hides for a long time, and is still good at stealth.
Hu Seventy-nine: "I go!"
Lan He thought of her still hitting the glass, "No, you're sloppy."
Hu Seventy-nine glanced at his hand in aggrieved manner: "Is there anything wrong with the long hair?"
Lan He: "..."
Bai Wu even squeezed the subway, not to mention the coffin.
He turned into a prototype and moved forward with agile actions that did not conform to the normal hedgehog. At the rear of the car, it was not easy. He climbed up with his two claws, and then his feet retracted upwards. The round body leaned slightly to the left, showing effort.
Lan He and Song Futan: "........."
Lan He: "Is it a little embarrassing him..."
With that said, Bai Wu finally kicked his short claws and turned into the coffin. Although he didn't buy oranges, his back was indeed bitter.
Hu Qijujue said: "It doesn't look very smart. You should call your family to go undercover. How come you only find Chen Xingyang."
She didn't know the whole love, Lan He casually said: "Yeah, I don't know why, although my underworld marriage certificate sold the most, but never dreamed."
Even so, he and Song Futan are already distressed.
Hu Seventy-nine's eyes lit up: "Really? Yeah!!!"
Song Futan: "..."
Lan He: "..."
...This fox has advanced cancer.