Chapter 348: : 3 catties 2 to defect
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Almighty Manor
- See You
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- 2021-03-01 01:28:43
Fraternity fell in love.
Vegetarian theology has failed.
Two consecutive failures in one day left Pang Shouzi at a loss, not knowing what to do next.
In his life, carrying the banner of protecting the environment and protecting animals, tangling a group of moral puppets, relying on the ability to ignite the flames and using public emotions, he always stood on the moral high ground, almost invincible.
In recent years, the public has not eaten this set, but there has never been a shortage of people on the Internet who like them. As long as it is possible to develop negative news, manufacturers will be frightened and beg for mercy and offer protection fees.
By virtue of this "business" method, he has also mixed up in various forms in recent years.
Even in some cases, encountering a difficult opponent can at least make the other party seduce.
But this is the first time he has encountered even a special fan of fire.
Why did the fraternity disappear?
Why do vegetarian deities go crazy collectively?
What is the truth about the tears of men and women?
What happened at the Almighty Safari Park?
Now Pang Shouzi's mind is full of various sensational title parties.
Pang Shouzi was still struggling and wondered, Pang Fatty called over.
"What's your big news? I'm just waiting here. Why isn't it moving?"
Hearing his brother's urging, Pang Shouzi was upset for a while, and said, "Don't worry, I'm still busy here!"
"By the way, you haven't troubled Mr. Zhuang ..." Pang Fatty was a little worried. "Stay away from Mr. Zhuang. I heard that Mr. Zhuang is sick now, and he is recovering at home, so you can take the opportunity to find Mr. Ke I ’ll come back to make some news, as long as they can stir up their rename ceremony tomorrow, and when the big circus on my side gets involved and attracts passenger traffic, they wo n’t be able to chase ...
At first Pang Shouzi felt that his brother was too pessimistic.
But now he thinks he is too optimistic.
"Okay, I know ..." Sang Pang hung up the phone and smoked a few cigarettes at the zoo entrance.
Now it's not just helping his own brother, but now the zoo has threatened his business.
His two invincible legions had been annihilated.
Now, there is only a killer!
Performance art deities!
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At five in the afternoon, a truck stopped at the zoo gate.
More than a dozen men and women got off the bus and became alive.
They lifted a variety of props from the car and got busy.
"Hurry up, it's going to be dark soon, arrange it quickly, take a picture, and spread it online! You can catch a wave of heat behind dinner!" Pang Shouzi urged these ten people.
The men and women immediately became alive.
A man lies in a huge circular dish with plastic foam vegetables on it, and then the man sprinkles plasma on himself, posing as food.
"Click" a photo with the text: "If you were lying on a dinner plate ..."
A young woman puts on a flesh-colored bikini, sprinkles her plasma, lays on a huge supermarket disposable tray, and wraps her with plastic wrap ...
"Click" a photo with the text: "If you were bought home from the supermarket like this ..."
Men and women crowded in narrow cages with chains around their necks ...
"Click" a photo, "if you're locked in a cage ..."
The perforated table, drilled under the table, and extended his head out of the hole, like a monkey brain ...
"Click" a photo, "if anyone eats your brain ..."
A metal slaughter rack, two butchers holding deboning sharp knives in hands, wearing blood-stained apron, standing next to the slaughter rack, a man with whole body blood hanged upside down ...
Hey, wait, what about a man with blood on his body?
"Where is Liu?" Pang Shouzi pointed at the empty slaughter rack in the middle.
"He had a diarrhea today and was a bit sick, resting at home ..."
"Damn, just rely on this slaughter to show the effect! Drop the chain at the critical moment! Forget it, I'll come!" Pang Shouzi took off his coat and hung himself upside down.
The brutal butcher, the man hanging upside down with plasma, is extremely visually stunning.
"Click" a photo with the text: "If someone would cut off your flesh ..."
The cameraman shoots left and right, the medium and close range of the distant view, various compositions ...
Frames of photos were finalized.
And every photo, don't forget to bring the zoo gate behind.
"Boss, this effect isn't too good ..." Now it is just sunset, shooting towards the gate, the backlight is so powerful, nothing can be taken.
"Why don't we go in and shoot? That might work better."
"Go, go in!" Pang Shouzi waved his hand, and carried the props to the zoo gate.
"Can we go in?" Pang Shouzi pointed at the door and asked the security guard.
The security guard waved his hand, that means, casually!
"This security doesn't care?" The performance artists with Pang Shouzi wondered.
The security guard grinned at them and made a please gesture.
After crossing the two corners along the road to the park, they saw a lively scene ahead. Various barbecue grills and prepared ingredients were placed outside the restaurant not far from Hushan.
There is also a banner hanging next to it: "Warmly congratulate the owner on the initial recovery of the serious illness and the opening ceremony of the all-around zoo ..."
Several chefs were processing ingredients with their backs facing them, and they did not see them at all.
There was a faint voice from the opposite channel, and it seemed that someone was coming over there.
"They actually do barbecue?" Pang Shouzi thought it was too coincidental. When we put together this set of performance art, I think you can still cook it and eat it?
Moreover, under the contrast of the barbecue party, the effect of this performance art is more powerful.
"Hurry up, let's get busy!" Several people scrambled to put up various props, the photographer was holding their breath, waiting for the staff to arrive, and shooting the perfect picture.
At this point it was a little dark, and the vocals and footsteps on the opposite road became louder and louder. After a few seconds, two huge figures came across the passage.
"Three pounds, I want to defect!" The fallen dragon man carried a huge box forty or two, and said to Sanjin very uncomfortably.
"What?" San Jin was startled when he heard: "Are you going to run again?"
"Huh, the owner doesn't care about our feelings!" Four or two sternly put the box in the hand next to the barbecue grill. "I know we are most afraid of chicken wings, and even let us wear chicken wings! What do we say Wear more pieces! More hands are the reason to discriminate against us? I want to protest! This is discrimination against our fallen dragons! Our fallen dragons also have the right to be respected! "
"This ... chicken wings are still delicious ..." Sanjin said weakly.
"Eh ~ how scary chicken wings! I want to eat you, I don't eat anyway!" Humming four or two, "The owner doesn't care about our preferences and tastes at all, I want to defect! Don't stop me!"
Three catties are tangled. Am I now giving the two or two gangs a vote or are they fleeing with the two or two?
Too tangled!
"Wait, we blame the owner!" Siliang suddenly poke Sanjin, pointing to the performance artists next to him.
"Huh?" Sanjin wiped his eyes in disbelief, and wiped them again, "I'm not mistaken! The owner prepared a meat meal for us!"
"Oh my God, it's so delicious!"
"There is live meat being slaughtered, fresh meat salad, and oily brain ... hiss ... no, I can't help it, I can't stop saliva ..."
Three pounds and two moved with tears in their eyes: "Woohoo, we all blame the owner."
"I decided to follow the owner all my life!"
"Yes, the owner is our beacon. Let us wear chicken wings in the future. I will say nothing!"
"Long live the owner!"
"Come on, let's try it first!" Sanjin walked to the slaughtering rack, grabbed the boning sharp knife in the hands of the "Butcher" who was stunned by the side, and weighed on the upside-down Pang Shouzi .
"This is not much meat ... there is more meat next to it ..." San Jin looked critically at Pang Shouzi, and then stroked the five "three butchers" next to him.
The butcher rolled his eyes and became dazed.
"Some foods are good, what are you picking!" Four or two pointed at Pang Shouzi, "This one was hung, presumably offending the owner, eat this!"
"This piece of meat is fat. I want to eat this one ..." Sanjin squeezed Pang Shouzi's ass.
"Okay, then I'll eat this one, this little ..."
"Forget it, just pick two pieces, and give the little ones the rest."
Pang Shouzi struggled hard: "Help ... help ... help! I am a person, not food, don't, don't ... who will save me!"
"Why isn't the food on the shelf?" Sanjin grinned. "Don't struggle anymore. I'll get off the knife quickly! We degraded dragons and respect the food! Or will I give you a good first?"
"No! Don't!" Shou Pang looked at the twinkling boning sharp knife, and frowned desperately.
Before they performed this kind of performance art, they never thought that they would really become food among other people!
They don't even think that in this vast and endless universe, there are countless creatures who don't mind taking them as food at all, and they don't care if they have the right to be protected.
After all, there is no warmth in the universe.
Tigers do n’t need to report when they eat, right? Not to mention other creatures outside the earth.
Pang Shouzi regrets it, but regrets are too late ...
He saw ~ EbookFREE.me ~ Three cats fell off with their hands, snorted, blood splattered ...
Pang Shouzi screamed.
Mom, I don't do performance art anymore!
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A police car flashed at the zoo entrance.
Director Jia got out of the car and said, "Well, someone didn't call the police just now, and said that someone was doing and horrible performance art? People?"
Director Jia was annoyed. After a busy day, he finally got to work, but this happened again.
Can these people live well? Why not find something?
Before the words fell, they saw a group of people rushing out of the zoo in tears.
"Yes ... there are monsters!"
"Uncle police help!"