Chapter 2: Time and space
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Back to the Ming Dynasty as a Prince
- Yue Guan
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- 2021-03-02 01:36:37
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Zheng Shaopeng was brought in front of Judge Cui. Judge Cui twisted his beard and put on a smiley face, saying, "Zheng Shaopeng, although we have detained you for three years in advance, the people you possess are rich or expensive, It ’s worthy of you, but you are still inadequate, and you have regained your soul eight times in a year, is it not true that you modern people like to travel through time and space to ancient times? Since the judge is wrong, he will send you through time and space. Go to ancient times, what do you think? "
"Go to ancient times?" Zheng Shaopeng couldn't help but excitement: "I have only two years to live, and I can travel to ancient times, but now that I have only two years to live, I don't have the opportunity to go to the battlefield and enjoy the taste of being a big hero. Um, have some good time, two years to be King of Kings? Sui Yang Emperor? They are pretty blessed, girls are fine but not many, it is better to be Chongzhen, then there are Qinhuai Bayan, red lady, Where is Chen Yuanyuan? "
Judge Cui twisted his beard and close his eyes, shaking his head and said: "Zheng Shaopeng, I will let you reincarnate to ancient times in this life, and I should find you a suitable family. I will ask you, can you understand medical skills? How to make a living by dissecting and developing western medicine? "
Zheng Shaopeng only wanted to enjoy it for a few years. When he heard what he said, could he still count on me to start my own business? So he smiled and said, "No, if I have a headache and brain fever, let me go to the pharmacy to buy some medicine myself. I can still get it. As for the ingredients of those medicines, who is idle to remember that?
Besides, I ca n’t remember the scientific names. As for the craniotomy, do n’t be funny. The doctor of Hua Tuo Shi was cut off because he said that he was going to open his head for Cao Cao. Even if I would n’t dare to go to ancient times to show off, people at that time were too ignorant. They did n’t believe in a generation of doctors. It would be strange if I were to show off and not be killed as a demon outsider. ".
Judge Cui heard his face stiffen, and he pressed his heart, and pretended to be Yan Yuese: "Hanging the pot to be a good man, being an Xinglin countryman, although it is beautiful, but it won't stop, I'll ask you, I will prepare fire. Develop modern weapons? It is also a joy in life to cut the flag and make contributions. "
Zheng Shaopeng sighed: "I don't remember the use of saltpeter and sulfur, but I still don't remember it, will it be charcoal? As for the proportion, I can't remember it. Nobel is an expert in zha medicine. It's so short of arms and legs. Let me study this with half a pendant. Isn't that the old life star hangs up, is it too long to live?
As for modern weapons, you should send me to study in the arsenal for three or five years. In addition, the ancient iron is not qualified. Is it true that the drums are not exploded? You first sent me to learn how to mine, how to make steel, how to forge and how to build machine tools for a few years, it is estimated that the skill level is not good, and you have to be an engineer level. In addition, modern industrial level, which of these processes is not a small workshop What can be done? In ancient times, the productivity and scientific and technological power of the entire society could not keep up. There was no skill of slaughtering dragons, and there was no dragon in the world. Isn't that nonsense? "
Ngau Tau couldn't help but rolled his eyes and said: "It's really useless, so it's a little simple. Will the winemaking club? The glassmaking club? You can't be a magician or a hero. It's also good to be a rich businessman."
Zheng Shaopeng said: "Winemaking will not, but I will drink. I think that Red Star Erguotou tastes better than Maotai, and if you do n’t look up, what are you staring at? You go to find out, there are a few people who make wine, who does n’t do that line, but also Understand that stuff? As far as glass is concerned, I only know that it was made of sand, and I do n’t know the rest.
Hi, look at it, even if the employees of the glass factory only know one process? However, I do know that there is a kind of glass called FRP, there is a kind of glass called saccharified glass, and it is used for movie shooting special effects. You may not know, um, I do n’t know if these ideas are provided to the craftsmen who make glazed tiles, can they invent them. "
A donkey face on the horse's face was stretched out, and the green muscles on his forehead were stretched. He resisted his anger and said: "Neither can it be done, nor can it be done, nor can it be lifted by hand, shoulders can't be picked. What do you say? This is your mouth, right, how about investing in an official family? At least you know a lot about the system of modern society, just come up with a little bit, it is a great innovation and progress in ancient times, be a ruler Not bad".
Zheng Shaopeng pouted, and said, "Brother Ma, you don't want to see me often, so give me this idea?"
Ma Mian stunned, "What's wrong?"
Zheng Shaopeng said: "I don't remember much about the ancient reforms, but I remember a man named Shang Yang, who was quite supported by the master. This kid didn't make any major changes, that is, to encourage farming and weed out the hereditary hereditary privileges. The military merits and demerits were awarded, and as a result, the entire ruling class was strongly opposed, and he was divided into five horses.
The Wang Anshi of the Song Dynasty was even worse, didn't he just seek to improve on the original system? Asked to promote business development, improve the combat effectiveness of the army, and improve the imperial examination system, so small changes, but in the end he was a prime minister, and the emperor behind the back, still swayed, he shouted reforms above, the local magistrates below He didn't listen to him at all, and it didn't work if he switched from one to the other. As a result, he got out of control twice and died alive.
You said that these thoughts are just not good for a big politician who stands at a historical high level. I, a person who has no knowledge of ancient systems and ruling classes, gossip about modern systems and do not say that they are not in conformity with the time. I'm afraid of the need for the development of productivity. I'm going to talk about such advanced consciousness. Even reformers like Shang Yang and Wang Anshi have to become conservatives, and those with five horses to become corpses have become me. Alas, it's pure talk, and it not only mistakes the country, but also makes mistakes. ".
Judge Cui looked straight at the surging waste, and he said helplessly for a long time: "Then you at least know the direction of history, who should gain power and who should lose power, should you know some? Go climb a big tree, also I can live in peace for a lifetime. "
Zheng Shaopeng's head shook like a rattle: "No, no, I know what history is, I know that Qin Shihuang must have won the world, but you can't bear it, just to say that he can get the world, you must be faithful For him, people will feed you?
I know that there is a Li Shimin in the Tang Dynasty, and Li Jing and Wei Zheng underneath. As for Cheng Biaojin, I do n’t know if it was really written in history or in a novel. The Song Dynasty knew that there was Kou Zhun, and then I realized that people were not poor Xi'er and the family was very rich Yes, a loyal clerk is a loyal clerk, but it is very corrupt, and historical limitations.
What's even more terrible is that, according to their personalities and human beings described in history books or story books, I'm afraid they don't know how to die. My last life was a singer, guest starred in a historical TV series, listened to the historian, the famous traitor Yan Song, as the first assistant for more than ten years, before copying the property copied by the house has not been before him Xu Qing, the Qing official who had been the first assistant for only six years, was more than a quarter, and they were at the same starting line before becoming official.
Yan Song ’s wife disciplined his son very strict, and Yan Shifan was not the kind of high-family character in the novel. Old Yan dealt with his political rivals and was defeated, but Xu Jie Gao Gong ’s first assistants all went to death, only But those people are hospice, and those who write history dare not save a little face, who is Yan Song who was killed? Alas, history books kill people. "
Judge Cui trembles, and fire is spitting out of his eyes. After a long time, he trembles and asks: "Then how will I send you to the end of Song Dynasty or the end of Yuan Dynasty? Find the Jiuyang Divine Skill, or the Solitary Nine Sword What kind of hero? "
Zheng Shaopeng sighed innocently: "I don't ask for any understanding when reading a book, and Lao Jin didn't draw a map in the book. Where can I find the huge Kunlun Mountain? Just remember Zhang Wuji told others to chase and run, then fell off the cliff and found nine Yang Zhen Jing, I can't always carry a rope and a cliff to look for it? I think I was either a broken rope and fell to death, or was killed by a long beast. Even if it is found, do you think it is a comic book? The highest level The secrets of martial arts, like university courses, certainly will not be introduced from the basic knowledge, can I understand it? It ’s crazy to die even if you are crazy. "
He said eloquently and said spittingly: "Besides, how old am I to be? It's easy to find Feng Qingyang. Will he teach me kung fu? This old guy hasn't accepted his apprentice in the mountains for decades. Linghu Chong, do you really think he is so great? Who does n’t know that fat water does not flow outside Tian Na, anyway, that is his disciple of the Huashan School, and it has been investigated for a long time, I do n’t want to fight with the martial arts people, or the wind Ching Yang refused to accept me, maybe Tian Boguang was abducted to be an adulterer. "
The nose of the bull's head is all crooked, he gritted his teeth and said: "You are the first big waste in the world, shameless, really humiliating the face of modern people!"
Zheng Shaopeng was not ashamed but proud, and proudly said: "It was originally, the Manchu Qing was strong again, entered the Central Plains or was assimilated by the Han majority of the absolute number of people. Everyone went to ancient times and wanted to change this world? Honestly it was assimilated by ancient times. Are modern people amazing? Modern social disciplines are so finely divided, social division of labor is so clear, a person is like sitting on a well and looking at the sky, except for his own piece, everything is only known, not known. So of course, can it be used in ancient times? As for modern thinking, it is the root cause of the troubles, and it might as well not. ".
Judge Cui was also stunned by him, and he turned around and asked the Tauren helplessly: "In ancient times, who can do nothing and eat together to die?"
Niu Tau replied aloud: "Wanghou! Being an emperor also has to worry about state affairs. It's best to be a princely. You don't have to worry about anything. If you want to take care of it, there will be an accident. It ’s the manure-making machine and the social silverfish that suits him best. "
Zheng Shaopeng thought for a while and thought: "Well, the prince is not bad. When he ’s okay, he leads a few dog minions to ridicule the good women and become a comatose. It ’s good to be a comatose. it is good"
Judge Cui smiled bitterly. Now he just wants to send this uncle away, but it is not easy to think about cheating and sending him to ancient times. If he is restless for two years and then dies, cheating is always troublesome. , So he put a whole face on his face: "Okay, just send him to reincarnate to be a king, but you have to be your prince in these two years, don't trouble me any more, otherwise, if ... hum! When the officer sees you again, he will kick you back to ancient times and be a greater official than the prince. "
Zheng Shaopeng listened with a bright face and asked, "Do you want me to be emperor?"
Judge Cui pulled his face and said, "When the hour is coming, if you dare to die again, I will invite you to be nine thousand years old!"
After listening to a cold war, Zheng Shaopeng hurriedly said: "Don't, don't, it's good to be a prince. I ... er, this prince is content, hey, I haven't finished talking yet, what are the two dear brothers doing?"
Ngau Tau Mian ignored him, grabbed him and flew out of the Nether Hall, and Fei also crossed the Neihe Bridge and threw it into the vast sea of clouds.
Six reincarnations, a three-story round , is slowly turning. The outer edge is engraved with the four golden characters of "The King of Runners". On the wheel is the golden statue of the "Three Buddhas". This Buddha has an ugly face, fangs and fangs, foot and head, mouth and rim, double Arms embraced , with a grin, it seemed that his divine power could not reverse the "karma" of life.
Six light beams are emitted in the middle, and they are directly shot outside the wheel, dividing into six parts. They are Heaven, Humanity, Asura, Animals, Hungry, and Hell.
The fortress was indeed the easiest to break through from the inside. The bull-headed horse-face looked for a ghost sent by the head guard to fool it out. Immediately went to the humane, took a closer look, and slowly dialed back the second round of the time wheel in the middle of the big wheel. When the time wheel moves, the identity wheel on the third floor will also appear with the various identities of the society at that time. The bullhead ghost wheel will turn the third layer of law to the position of the prince.
In the first eight cheats, the bullhead took him to the world to find suitable possessors. This time, he was reincarnated through six reincarnations of Falun Dafa. This Falun is a Buddhist treasure that determines the fate and destiny of a person's life.
Zheng Shaopeng felt quite novel and couldn't help but ran forward to look at it, and he was overwhelmed when he saw that he was indeed set in the position of prince.
Unexpectedly, he was a spirit, and the horse's head and horse's face were also spirits. He ran forward impatiently, and touched the elbow of the bull's head. The time wheel moved slightly, but the three of them didn't pay attention.
With only one click, the reincarnation Falun was fixed, and the six gleams of light emitted from the wheel suddenly became a golden masterpiece, gradually condensing into a beam, and the light beam was irradiated on Zheng Shaopeng, and his body was penetrated by countless rays of light, almost transparent . Immediately afterwards, his feet had risen from the ground, the entire figure narrowed sharply, and he suddenly disappeared into the golden light.
Jin Guang stopped for a moment, and then scattered into six beams. The Falun turned slowly again. The bull head and horse face laughed and laughed, and the bull head hesitated for a moment. A pair of bull eyes aimed at the horse face and said: "Ah ~~~, wise brother" .
"What's the matter, younger brother?"
"Did Ma Xiandi remember who he just cast on?"
"Well, did Brother Nian write down?"
"Ah, it seems that we made another mistake. This time we crossed time and space. We can't send him personally. If he doesn't want to die, the person he possessed is already dead, and his account was cancelled in the underworld. Where will we go? Imprison his soul? "
The horse face shrunk and shrunk: "Well, there is a census in the underworld now. It seems that the old age is over 100 years old. The will register and supervise it. There should be no fish like Pengzu.
"That means"
"Huh? What did you say? There is no justification, who said we sent him through? Hey, hey, those who should have died for two years, they really want to live a hundred years old, when the personnel changes, then who can find out Which did it? It ’s clear that this kid is also a family of time. "
"Yes, yes, dead friends, don't die, it's about our farts, Haha Hama, I got a good wine for my brother yesterday. I invite you to taste it."
Niutou Ma said, walked out with his shoulders.