Chapter 502: Even if I diarrhea, I was bitten by a dog!

After the Chinese team took a 2-0 lead, a group of people focused their attention on the women's basketball and women's volleyball team almost at the same time, completely forgetting that Zhang Tantan, who had just gone through two and a half hours of fierce battle again, won a miraculous victory again.
At this time, the women's basketball game is almost over, and the outcome is also clear. A bunch of old critics, including Wu Jie, are still paying attention. Of course, the reason is clear.
In fact, in another indoor venue not far away, the women's volleyball preliminaries are also going on tonight, but it seems that the attention is not as good as Zhang Tank, which is open forever.
But the women's volleyball team didn't have any comments, because compared to the women's basketball team, they were the first to win glory for the women's three major goals, this year they really stumbled.
In this Olympics, the Chinese women's volleyball team lost to Peru in the first group stage. After five rounds of the second game against Brazil, they finally paid the price of a major injury to win, otherwise the two-game losing streak would be eliminated directly.
Tonight, the Chinese women's volleyball team will face its old rival, the US women's volleyball team. In fact, not only the Chinese women's volleyball team has fallen in strength at this Olympic Games, but the US women's volleyball team also has the same performance in Waterloo, and it is also one win and one loss.
So this coach is not only the reunion of the old friends of the two teams, but also determines who will go home in the group stage.
The American audience is very concerned about the game, but the Chinese audience is not particularly concerned about it, and even showed exceptional tolerance for the women's volleyball team. Even if it is really out of the group stage, regardless of the media or the billions of people, they can actually express their understanding, Li Ning At this time, you can go to the corner and cry by yourself,
The final result made Wu Jie smile very happily, because this is really a worse world!
The Chinese women’s volleyball team did not know where to learn the skills of abuse of food. A few days ago, they faced Peru’s stubbornness, but in the face of their all-time defeats, they attacked hard. They used a 3:0 to make the US women’s volleyball team not even the group stage. Going out and going home.
"Americans, why are you still pulling!?"
After this one-sided game is over, the schedule for the sixth game day is almost coming to an end. The Western media that has just racked their brains to belittle China's sports performance will make it difficult to help the Americans.
The Chinese audience also laughed happily, because at this time CCTV also began to summarize today's results.
They actually only won three gold medals on the sixth game day, and the total number of medals is not as good as yesterday, but the overall situation is very good.
At this time, the Chinese delegation continued to ride the wind and waves in the big ball events, such as boxing, fencing, and rowing, which were previously unpopular events such as boxing, fencing, and rowing. There were also many unexpected gains this time. As for swimming, diving, tennis, and archery, it was even more important. It has lived up to expectations.
But there are some things that can’t be compared. If you want to talk about the happiest person today, it must be Big Brother!
The Soviets had just surpassed China's gold medals before lunch, but by the end of the sixth day of the war, they were already ahead of two gold medals.
1988 Olympic real-time gold medal list
1. The Soviet Union: 16 gold, 7 silver and 9 bronze.
2. China: 14 gold, 7 silver and 6 bronze.
3. East Germany: 9 gold, 5 silver and 6 bronze.
4. The United States: 4 gold, 5 silver and 12 copper.
5. South Korea: 4 gold, 4 silver and 3 bronze.
How can I say this, I can only say that Big Brother doesn't look like a flashback at all, on the contrary, there is a small broken tower that looks like it's about to collapse.
"It's okay, as long as it is better than Germany and the United States, can't our big brother be the last one before his death!?"
Although Wu Jie said so, I still feel very sorry, because China wants to climb to the top again in this Olympics, I am afraid it is impossible. The accessories of the big brother are not given a chance at all. More than half of the 16 gold medals are Players from participating countries get it.
As for the Americans, I only want to say one word in this meeting-"Boiled"!
But this time, Yingjiang didn't focus on the social family, but frantically beat the stick, because today, the stick has even attacked his father.
Wu Jie hurriedly raised his hands and said that it had nothing to do with him. He really didn't use the system to adjust the grouping of various items. Besides, the system did not have this function at all.
But today Americans do want to kill one of their dogs to eat troop hot pot. Who will let them play in the "Men's 51 kg 1/8 finals", "Men's 60 kg 1/16 finals", 67-71 Kilogram 1/32 finals, "48-52 kg", "57-62 kg", "68-74 kg", and "men's archery team event", "men's handball" and "Classic Wrestling" In the "Women's Handball" event, all nine events were eliminated by the South League.
It's not that the Americans really can't afford to lose, but the problem is that Nan Bang really can't afford to lose!
As long as the eyes of these nine events are not blind, it can be seen that the American team or players have the upper hand. There are even a few boxing and wrestling events that can be called overwhelming, but in the end all the winners are their own dogs.
The most annoying thing was that in the "Archery Men's Team" competition, three American players were also served by laser pointers from the audience.
May I ask when the Americans have been so angry!
Think about the past few days, especially in the boxing event, a series of underworld penalties. Anyway, the garrisoned eagles are so angry that they have beaten dogs and set fires everywhere.
The Japanese media naturally ridiculed the most fiercely on the sidelines, but even the foot pot chicken did not expect that Nan Bang could use the advantage of the host to the point where even his father would kill him. They actually dared to let the referee close his eyes and enforce the law. Participating in the game, in the end, he really killed his own father who was pointing a gun at him, and now they couldn't help but want to rush up to "pull the tower" and bow twice.
Wu Jie had no choice but to have good luck at this time, because there were a few Chinese players who were promoted instead.
But he understands that this is really a good sign, otherwise he will basically GG when he meets these two. However, the end result is that he saw the "dog bites his father" drama. This is really happy!
As for the next task, of course, it is to find a way to maintain the position of the second child.
They can't beat the big brother full of accessories, can't they still beat the "pull out the tower" who was bitten by a dog?
This evening, the Americans should not be able to sleep. The first six days of the Olympic Games have ended, and their gold medals are still only four, and they can't even reach the average daily gold medal.
This is not just a matter of face-saving, it can be regarded as a great political failure. Who makes the top three on the list all social people? This is a major issue that has a lot to do with "Ziyou" and "Shuzhu"!
So when the seventh game day started, Wu Jie could see from the system that American athletes were even crazier than the previous game days. A few days ago, because of the "two deaths, two injuries, two national flags" incident, his heart temporarily died down. People suffering from disease, asthma, and ADHD have completely used stimulants as sildenafil today.
But can this revitalize American sports and return to world leadership?
Of course that is not enough, at least you have to put the song "Y.M.C.A" from beginning to end when you start the game, otherwise you just want to fart!
However, even if the stick is willing to help, some games may not be long enough for this song to exert its power.
For example, the "Men's 200m Breaststroke Final" held this morning will not give Americans a song, or even half a song, to add BUFF!
The United States originally didn't have any top players in this event, but there was nothing that the disabled and aspirational couldn't do.
In this Olympic Games, the American swimming team had a sudden emergence of Hall, who swam as a dark horse in the preliminaries and semi-finals in less than 2 minutes and 16 seconds.
In this project four years ago, it was enough to swim within 2 minutes and 20 seconds to reach the level of the gold medal, and another second or two would basically lock the championship.
But still because of the appearance of the monster Shen Lang, now swimming in 2 minutes and 20 seconds, I am afraid that I can't even see the semi-finals. If you want to be on the podium, you must break through 2 minutes and 15 seconds.
As for what kind of result can win the championship, it depends on how far Shen Lang will update the new version in the finals?
Shen Lang originally thought it was enough to increase to 2 minutes and 13 seconds, but he still underestimated the patriotism ignited by these disabled and determined opponents. As a result, he swam at this speed. He was in the first 100 meters. The four players go hand in hand!
He knew Saab from Hungary, Gillingham from England and Lopez from Spain before the game. All three of them could swim within 2 minutes and 15 seconds.
But in today's final, they obviously swam faster than the semi-final.
But the most outrageous thing is that Hall, who even led him by half a bit after completing the first 100 meters.
This scene made the American audience ecstatic. The American audience on the scene even flushed with excitement. Even they didn't expect Hall to swim out of this level. It was almost like a drug!
"Remind you, 2 minutes and 13 seconds are not enough, that Hall's heart is almost jumping out of his throat, I have to give him a first aid card quickly!"
Wu Jie quickly notified Shen Lang to accelerate through the system. The most painful thing was that he really had to spend a few hundred points to get this Hall to die suddenly on the spot.
Of course he was not so kind, but to die, he would have to wait for a mass attack at the end of the Olympics. Only in this way can the movement be so loud that he can still slap his face after decades.
At this time, Shen Lang wanted to scold his mother very much, but he couldn't adjust the original dosage of toothpaste, so he quickly squeezed out another small tube!
But with this sudden squeeze, it will inevitably be too strong, and accidentally squeezed too much.
In the eyes of the audience, after finishing the first 100 meters of swimming, Shen Lang's entire posture was as if someone had suddenly pressed the accelerator key. He turned on full power with a "swish", directly surpassing it with the acceleration visible to the naked eye. Hall, then continued to push it farther and farther with desperate acceleration.
"It's crowded! It's crowded!"
Wu Jie hurriedly used the system to remind Shen Lang again that Nima dropped the toothpaste on the floor and accidentally stepped on it, right?
After Shen Lang got the news, he couldn't help but cursed in his heart. Then the audience all over the world saw a scene that was very familiar again-only to see the last 50 meters sprint stage, our "swimming emperor" once again weird The slow sprint, but this fast and slow can make the young audience not up and down, not going forward and not going back, anyway, it's so happy!
"The 15th gold!"
"2 minutes, 11 seconds and 60!"
"Oh my God! New world record! New Olympic record!"
"It's incredible. Five gold medals in a single session are amazing enough. All five gold medals set a record. How could there be such a perverted person in the world?"
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This time, the leaders and coaches of the Chinese swimming team all rushed up, and even not far away half of the officials of the entire delegation jumped up on the scene to make various excitement and excitement to celebrate.
They couldn't help but be excited. This gold medal not only broke the double world record again, but also gave them the hope of surpassing the Soviet Union again!
"Fuck, I won't hang another one!"
Wu Jie couldn't laugh at this meeting, because he was patronizing the rescue of Hall just now, and he didn't notice that British player Gillingham also overdose in the sprint phase because of an overdose, and he just fell to the bottom.
Fortunately, there is no need for Shen Lang to save people this time, because after the famous scene that shocked the world a few days ago, the number of rescuers arranged for each next swimming competition was three times more than the original number. Enough to complete a quick rescue when all the players sink to the bottom.
Of course, if there is such an unprecedented grand occasion, then the Olympic swimming competition will not be held in the future.
At this time, Shen Lang looked at the chaotic scene, and then at the end of the game. After the match was out of breath, opponents who seemed to have a heart attack or asthma attack deliberately showed a motion of shaking their head and sighing to the camera. A faint disappointment was revealed without a trace, and of course, the whole process did not show a leisurely and effortless posture.
"This is the fifth gold medal you won in this Olympics. Now you are only one short of the record of 6 gold medals you set in the last Olympics~EbookFREE.me~. Have you already Are you ready to break this record today?"
When Shen Lang came to the interview area, the attention of many reporters was still on the British player who didn't know his life or death, because this was already the fifth drowning incident in the Olympic swimming competition.
This kind of accidents that are rarely seen in amateur competitions happen so frequently to a group of humans who swim the best on the planet. How can it not make people feel incomprehensible?
However, an Asian journalist asked him normally. Shen Lang laughed when he heard the words, and then said if pointedly: "Yes, I won six gold medals last year, but I also paid at least 3 random checks for each gold medal. The price of times!"
This answer made the scene a bit cold, and a large group of reporters didn't know how to speak, because it was easy to think of too many hints.
"You are simply a gold medal machine. Have you been practicing swimming from the first day for these gold medals?"
After a long while, it was a British journalist who came back to his senses first, and he knew that he had no good intentions when he heard it.
"You look down on me too much. A gold medal that is destined to fade and decay is not worthy of my attention. But there is a gold medal called beyond the limit, and another gold medal called hard to die. These are what every athlete should pursue. Something.
Shen Lang suddenly showed a somewhat playful smile when he said that,
Of course, this is just a metaphor. Challenging the limit and working hard does not allow you to overdraw your life for victory. This is out of the essence of sports.

Shen Lang's words were very cool, but before he could finish speaking, TV stations in many countries had already cut off the signal, because there was really no face to broadcast these words! Can you TM suggest that it is more obvious?