Chapter 21: territory
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Bird Dude Nie Bufan
- 雪原幽灵
- 2286 characters
- 2021-02-01 05:53:45
The next day, Si Chenyu adhered to the gloomy psychology of "pleasure alone is not as good as everyone's pleasure", and motivated his friend Shen Muran to stay in the chicken nest village together. Shen Muran was also the person holding the key, and naturally he agreed with one mouthful.
So, Bufan Nie saw dozens of big men moving into the village early in the morning.
Si Chenyu and Shen Muran leisurely pointed the country to the side, be sure to arrange these outrageously simple village houses into rooms that can barely live in. They have never lived in such a crude and small place since they were young.
I saw a group of people going in and out all morning, unexpectedly, the chickens in the chicken coop village had no trouble, just quietly watching.
When the room was set up, Si Chenyu sent away all the idle people and was ready to enter the room to check the results. Yu Guang inadvertently glanced at the things posted on the door and immediately showed a little disgust on his face. The couplets posted on both sides are fine. The fonts are beautiful and they imply auspiciousness. However, the picture of the demon charm on the door is criticized.
He subconsciously stretched out his hand, and when he pinched a corner of the paper, he felt that two sharp eyes were coming from not far away-Nie Bufan was holding a chicken and staring at his next move.
Si Chenyu paused, flattened his fingers, and caressed the ghost symbol with love.
Shen Muran looked strange and asked: "Chenyu, what are you doing? Isn't it about to tear it?"
"Cough." Si Chenyu retracted his hand and said lightly, "Keep it, maybe it's the custom here that can drive away evil spirits or something."
Shen Muran didn't care, and went into the house with him.
The tables, chairs, cups, bowls, and bedspreads in the room have been replaced. Si Wangye seems to like purple and black very much. The gauze tents and bedding are all purple-bottomed with gold embroidery, purple clay pots, jade cups, black copper stoves. It seems that there is not much decoration, but it gives a low-key gorgeousness.
Shen Muran has another style. The room layout is in light colors, which is elegant and clean, very unique. At the same time, Shen Muran also sent people to plant a lot of flowers and plants in the yard. The green plants are red and the fragrance follows the breeze. It is called a home of dust and vulgarity, just like Taoran.
Nie Bufan watched all this silently, without saying a word. At lunch, Nie Bufan was in charge of entertaining Si Chenyu and Shen Muran, but their servants were handed over to Earth Beng, nineteen scrupulous about their status, and generally would not eat at the same table with men.
Lunch was smooth, no accidents Si Chenyu had imagined, and Nie Bufan’s performance was quite satisfactory.
I don’t know why, Si Chenyu was somewhat inexplicably disappointed.
Shen Muran didn't notice anything, and maintained his usual elegance. As a perfect being ranked second by Nie Bufan in the "Rich Eight Young Masters", his words and deeds were as pleasant, noble, and personable as if he had practiced. Even if it is surrounded by chickens, it is still calm.
In Yang Qi Gongfu, this person is absolutely world-class.
After the meal, after the two visited the goddess, they invited each other to go out in the mountains and learn about the environment by the way. The treasures of the Treasure Saints must be nearby, and they would love to see it.
However, Si Chenyu had learned from the past and didn't dare to act rashly. He greeted Nie Bufan specially before leaving.
Nie Bufan waved his hand and said, "Go ahead, it's okay." After speaking, he handed them a basket of snacks.
So, Si Chenyu set off with a bit of vigilance and Shen Muran who didn't know where he was.
This is an enjoyable and somewhat impressive play. I enjoyed the beautiful natural scenery, but unfortunately I didn't find any clues to the treasure.
But overall, it was pleasant.
Si and Shen returned to the village chatting and laughing, and when they opened the door, their smiles instantly solidified.
The cup in the room was overturned and the pot was overturned. On the scratches on the delicate furniture, there was occasional suspicious gray-white sticky substance on it. A few roosters came, Si Chenyu walked into the room quickly, only to see a few chickens playing on the purple bedding, the original flat and delicate silk cloth was ravaged like a stall of seaweed. The gully is terrible. The elegant purple gauze tents became strips, messy in the wind like willow branches.
Si Chenyu's fingers trembled slightly, and he watched his room turn into a chicken coop, and his chest was gloomy. He carefully arranged it and went to bed in less than half a day.
Shen Muran felt tight when he saw this scene, and immediately turned and walked towards his house.
Obviously, his house has not escaped. The flowers and plants in the yard are swaying around, as pitiful as a girl with yellow flowers stripped of her clothes. When I walked into the room, I couldn’t bear to look straight. The light-colored tablecloths were stained and the sheets were covered with paw prints. Sometimes there were a few chickens rolling on them. When I saw him coming in, I didn’t evade, just shaking the feathers. He jumped down and walked out leisurely.
"Nie Bufan!" Si Chenyu's roar came from outside.
Shen Muran shook his head and smiled bitterly, then turned and left the room.
Bufan Nie walked over and asked suspiciously, "Brother Wet, what's the matter?"
"What's the matter?" Si Chenyu pointed to his house.
Nie Bufan looked inside and said, "Oh", "What's wrong?"
"What's the matter with you? See what your chickens did?"
"You can't blame them for this."
"Don't blame them, or blame me for nothing?"
"Of course you must be blamed." Nie Bufan nodded unexpectedly, "Jikou Village is the territory of chickens. You have already caused their dissatisfaction when you live in. Who knows that you are still making great efforts with the house. Isn't this fighting them for turf?"
Si Chenyu was stiff, he first heard that the chicken had territory.
Nie Bufan said again: "You should be fortunate that the chickens just came to your room to leave their own smell, instead of driving you away directly."
"Stay...leave your own smell?" Si Chenyu had a bad feeling.
"Yes, like urine..."
"Stop talking!" Si Chenyu stopped sharply with a black expression.
Shen Muran also heard itchy back.
Nie Bufan comforted: "I will be fine in the future. I will get you a new set of bedding later, even if you are officially allowed to move in."
"I need a group of chickens to be allowed to stay in this king?" Si Chenyu said coldly, "Tomorrow I will ask someone to clean the inside and out, otherwise I will never live in!"
Shen Muran nodded in agreement, and felt uncomfortable thinking that his bed had been stained with chicken filth.
"Then it's up to you." Nie Bufan shrugged, "but I still have to remind you that if their smell is washed away, they will still occupy your house perseveringly. The chickens in the chicken coop village are very idle. , Not afraid of trouble."
Si Chenyu looked gloomy. Shen Muran secretly rubbed his temples.
Nie Bufan stretched out two fingers: "There are only two choices, either accept the reality or leave the village."
The two were silent, and they were at war with each other.
After a while, Si Chenyu gritted his teeth and said: "Okay, I will stay, but I want to change rooms with you!"
"Change rooms with me?" Nie Bufan looked at him with an extremely strange look.
"Yes." Si Chenyu nodded affirmatively. When he wanted to come, Nie Bufan's house was definitely the safest.
Shen Muran immediately connected: "Well, Chenyu, I will squeeze with you tonight."
"Okay." Si Chenyu agreed, "I will change it when I find a clean place."
Nie Bufan touched his nose and kindly reminded him: "Actually, my room..."
"Let's go and have a look." Si Chenyu didn't wait for him to finish, so he walked toward his room.
Nie Bufan curled his mouth and slowly followed with his hands behind his back.
"Well, it's not bad." Si Chenyu was satisfied when he saw the enlarged bed for the first time, and the room looked very clean.
"Then it's so decided."
Shen Muran smiled and said to Nie Bufan: "Excuse me, Brother Nie, we are going to trouble you."
"Don't care, it's convenient for you to be with others." Nie Bufan smiled again, "If you want to sleep in this room, go to this room."
After speaking, he turned and left, called the landslide, and reorganized the room of the two of Si Chen together, and changed all the bedding.
It was night, Nie Bufan fell asleep early, and there was no resistance to changing beds. For him, it was the same everywhere as long as he was in the chicken nest village.
The night is quiet, except for some chickens who like to walk at night, other living creatures have fallen asleep.
Suddenly, a series of shocks broke the silence of the night, waking up many animals.
Nie Bufan was awakened by a wing flap, opened his eyes, removed the chicken beside his head, and walked out after putting on a piece of clothing.
Before he walked into his room, he heard chaotic and fierce fighting inside.
Pushing open the door, a chicken flew towards him, Nie Bufan caught it with one hand, and then saw the chicken feathers all over the room.
A thinly-dressed man dodges embarrassedly under the siege of a group of chickens. Seeing him staggering, he seems to be drunk, completely inflexible as a martial artist. The other person had fainted to the ground and was overwhelmed by a group of chickens, recreating Li Huai's tragic experience.
When Si Chenyu saw Nie Bufan, he immediately turned upside down to him, leaned his head on his shoulder, and said weakly and weakly: "What the do you live in?"
Nie Bufan waved his hand at the chicken in the room and patted Si Chenyu's back comfortingly. Seeing his appearance, he must be poisoned.
"It's okay, just get used to it."
"Get used to it!" Si Chenyu groaned, his voice a little hoarse.
Nie Bufan helped him onto the bed and explained: "Actually, I have always wanted to tell you that my room is a territory in a territory. Without me, other living creatures will be regarded as intruders. As a result, the chickens will riot. ."
Si Chenyu took a deep breath and said angrily: "Why didn't you say it earlier!"
"I wanted to say it, but I think you are very determined, so I had to give it up."
Si Chenyu vomited blood with anger.
Nie Bufan helped Shen Muran, who had fainted, to the bed again. His condition was much worse than Si Chenyu.
Si Chenyu saw that his usual graceful friend is now embarrassed, and his heart is inexplicably balanced.
Nie Bufan turned and went out to fetch a basin of water and wiped off the two disabled people.
Si Chenyu stared at him quietly, and suddenly said: "What kind of person is it that raises what kind of chicken."
"Thank you for the compliment." Nie Bufan smiled brilliantly.
Si Chenyu stroked his forehead feebly.
Nie Bufan glanced at him and asked, "What, when do you plan to leave?"
"go away?"
"Yeah, I can't stand the chickens in the chicken coop village, how can you live?"
Si Chenyu fell silent, he had never encountered such a situation.
Poverty mountains, grumpy chickens, dirty environment...
Nie Bufan shrugged his shoulders and said no more, and roughly tidied the room, changed a quilt, then climbed onto the bed and lay down between the two Si Chen.
"What are you doing?" Si Chenyu asked.
"Can you sleep without me?"
I can’t sleep even with you!
"I will do it tonight, pack up your things and leave tomorrow, Ji Wo Village is not suitable for nobles like you." Nie Bufan said lightly.
Si Chenyu shook his fist secretly, without saying a word.
Suddenly, his body became stiff, and in the dark, he felt a few chickens jumped onto the bed and lay down beside him.
When he was about to speak, he listened to Nie Bufan: "Relax, this is their home. Every corner has their smell, which will make them feel safe. If you abandon the grudge in your heart, you will find that they are actually so cute."
Si Chenyu calmed down, feeling that the feathers that swept across his face were soft and warm. He smelled it carefully, and there was no unpleasant smell he had imagined.
"The chickens in the chicken coop village have their own characteristics. The chickens who like to go to bed are very quiet. They will not stain their sleeping place."
Really, there are such chickens.
Listening to Nie Bufan's voice, Si Chenyu gradually had a different feeling.
"Why, tell me more about these chickens?"
"……"
"Hey."
"……"
"No, how long has it been before you fell asleep?"
"……"
"You must have been a pig in your last life!"
'S voice slightly increased, causing the chickens around to be agitated, Si Chenyu quickly stopped.
Forget it, go to sleep.
He is probably the first prince ever to bathe and sleep with a chicken, and I don’t know what Shen Muran’s expression will be when he wakes up tomorrow...