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Henyee Translations
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Henyee Translations
#Martial Arts World Headlines: Mu Lin Starts Teaching Lessons Whenever She Wants#
Leader, are you okay?
The protector said that she is all right… so she should be.
Our leader is so powerful. She will definitely be alright. Don’t talk nonsense.
If something really happens to our leader, do we pack our stuff and run away?
That’s not good, the leader hasn’t…
The voices outside the door continued. Ming Shu opened her eyes and looked at the bed mantle. What are they talking about?
Her body felt heavy and her breathing was faint. She didn’t feel good. This body must be injured.
Ming Shu took a deep breath and downloaded the storyline.
This was a martial arts world. The fake female protagonist was called Nie Shuang, the first daughter of the Half Moon Villa. She traveled into a book.
In the book, Nie Shuang dug her own grave by accusing, abducting, and torturing the female protagonist. She did everything an evil subordinate protagonist would do.
In the end, she had a bad ending and implicated her family.
After going back in time, Nie Shuang swore that she would take revenge for the original Nie Shuang and lived an exciting life.
Her exciting life involved seducing all the outstanding men around the female protagonist and turning a martial arts novel into an unspeakable one.
The Host was called Mu Ling.
She was the leader of the Five Treasures Immortal Clan.
The reputation of the Five Treasures Immortal Clan was not very good… okay, it was very bad. They were considered an evil clan that everyone wanted to destroy.
The Five Treasures Immortal Clan retreated to the secluded mountains and made no contact with the martial arts world. The people in the martial arts world were afraid of them, but no one dared to provoke them.
The Five Treasures Immortal Clan had a powerful secret scripture and Nie Shuang knew about it.
She faked an injury and entered the Five Treasures Immortal Clan. She then looked for the secret scripture in the clan.
She managed to find it, but got caught.
She carried the secret scripture out of the Five Treasures Immortal Clan. She was afraid that the Five Treasures Immortal Clan would chase her so she started a rumor saying that the leader of the Five Treasures Immortal Clan wanted to woo her and even claimed that the Five Treasures Immortal Clan had evil intentions toward the martial arts world.
Everyone in the martial arts world got frightened when they heard this news.
The Host was really angry and ordered her men to continue chasing Nie Shuang. She thought that they could take back the secret scripture easily, but her men returned defeated.
The Host had no choice but to go out personally. She would turn weak every month during a certain time and this coincided with her chase. In the end, she didn’t manage to get the secret scripture and was even injured seriously.
This was where the storyline began.
After this, the Five Treasures Immortal Clan would become the villain and the fake female protagonist would become the poor girl that was being bullied.
The Host just wanted to take the secret scripture back. She personally needed the scripture and was tasked with the mission to protect it too. That was the responsibility of the sect leader.
Due to the efforts of the fake female protagonist, the Five Treasures Immortal Clan became everyone’s enemy.
In the end, the Host was surrounded by people from the righteous clans and died at the hands of the fake female protagonist.
The fake female protagonist lived a happy life with her men.
After downloading the storyline, Ming Shu only had one thing she wanted to say: The fake female protagonist was indeed damn powerful!
If the fake female protagonist didn’t provoke the Five Treasures Immortal Clan, they would just be a legend in the original storyline.
She couldn’t do anything with this body now. It was heavily injured. She was very hungry…
Ming Shu got down and opened the door.
The disciples outside the door heard the sound and they all bowed.
Leader.
Ming Shu held onto the door frame and smiled.
Get me some food.
The disciples felt that there was something wrong with their leader’s voice, but they remembered that she was injured so it might be because she was really weak. No one questioned it. They hurriedly went to prepare food.
The food they prepared was all tasteless. Ming Shu didn’t have an appetite after tasting these foods and eating them made her hungrier.
She slammed the table and ordered them to change the dishes.
The disciples didn’t want to do it at the start. They said that the protector mentioned that she could only eat these. The protector this, the protector that…
Finally, Ming Shu used her authority as the leader and got them to change the food. All the delicious foods were served on the table.
Ming Shu was eating happily when a man entered. The disciples outside called him. Protector.
Leader.
The protector paid his respects.
You are awake. Do you feel uncomfortable anywhere?
Ming Shu was holding a chicken thigh:
…
This protector looked impressive.
Am I supposed to hold my head or hold my chest now?
In the end, Ming Shu decided to just hold her chicken thigh.
Not really.
Even if I’m injured, it will not stop me from eating my food.
The protector seemed to have noticed the difference in the way Ming Shu spoke as compared to his leader before the injury and looked up at Ming Shu. He frowned and said bluntly,
Leader, you are still injured. How can you eat such oily food?
Ming Shu protected her food.
You need to eat to get nutrients.
Leader, you can’t eat all this. I will order people to make some bland and soupy food for you.
Who wants to eat bland and soupy food. No way!
It’s not like I don’t have teeth.
Food-Protector Shu pointed at the door
Get out!
The protector:
…
What happened to the leader?
The protector said dutifully,
Leader, your body…
Out.
Who allowed you to nag at me when I’m eating? Do you believe that I will commit suicide now and then come back from the dead to find you!
…
The protector was chased out by Ming Shu. He stood outside the door in a daze. He looked at the disciples around him and asked in a low tone,
How long has the leader been awake?
Close to an hour.
The disciples replied carefully,
The moment the leader woke up, we sent people to call for you.
Who asked you to prepare all the oily food?
The disciples felt wronged.
Protector, this order was given by the leader. We can’t stop her…
They tried to persuade her, but she didn’t listen.
They had never seen their leader so stubborn before. It was as though she entered her rebellious phase late.
A disciple gathered up his courage and asked,
Protector, maybe the leader… got injured too seriously by those assholes outside?
Those people are shameless. They took the chance when our leader was handicapped and sneaked an attack on her. We will take revenge for our leader.
We can’t let our leader be injured just like this. We need to teach them a lesson.
Let’s go…
A bunch of disciples rolled up their sleeves and prepared to leave. The protector looked at them coldly. They were all shouting furiously, but no one left.
Everyone:
…
Protector, stop us!
The atmosphere was very embarrassing.
In the end, the protector opened his mouth.
I will go down the mountain and catch a physician. You all take good care of the leader.
Everyone heaved a sigh of relief and agreed,
Yes, Protector.
No problem, Protector.
Don’t worry, we will take care of the leader.
No one cared about the fact that the protector said that he would catch a physician and not invite one. They were all used to it.
Ming Shu sat in the room and watched the entire performance. She was speechless. This clan would be destroyed soon.
Once the protector left, the disciples outside started chatting and discussing whether their leader became stupid from the injury. They were like kids when the teacher was not around.
Ming Shu:
…
I am still sitting here! Which part of me is stupid!
Are these people villains? Is this a joke?
Okay…
This world is a joke. There is nothing wrong with having cute villains.
