Chapter 325: You are dead

As soon as Li Zheng got out of the meeting room with a stack of recommendation letters, he was overtaken by Chen Hongbing.
The current situation is unavoidable.
The relationship between a good leader and his subordinates suddenly became a little bit more frustrating and embarrassing.
Chen Hongbing hooked Li Zheng's shoulders and quickly found a quiet corner, pursing his lips to examine Li Zheng and said: "Good boy, kind of literary..."
"What kind of literary talent?" Li Zheng looked dazed, holding the recommendation channel, "I think your recommendation letter is very angry."
"Oh, it's not the same, I'm talking about the literary style that lesbians prefer."
"Art?"
"Roughly the same."
"Ah, this is, I'm not humble anymore." Li Zheng pursed his lips, "It's just reading a few more books."
Chen Hongbing waved his hand and smiled and said, "But you obviously can't keep up with the actual combat. Look at it quietly, and go back to your work station silently. The celebration party didn't come."
"That was an accident..."
"That's what I have to say about you." Chen Hongbing frowned, "As a man, should you attribute things that you can't control as an accident? As an astronaut, shouldn't you review yourself first when something goes wrong?"
Li Zheng was right to think about it, and then raised his head.
"What the director said!"
"Oh, this attitude is right, you don't need to be so serious." Chen Hongbing patted Li Zheng and said, "There is one thing you don't blame me for relying on the old. Whether as a man or an astronaut, my experience is better than you. "
"Of course."
"So... you and Jingjing now, I actually have experience in dealing with the situation." Chen Hongbing waved his arms as if he was commanding a battle. "When dealing with the relationship between men and women, first remember a rule-women only need to be angry. Then it must be that the man was wrong, some didn’t, so admit your mistakes first.
"Huh?" Li Zheng's complexion gradually became solemn, "Am I wrong? What's wrong?"
"Yes!" Chen Hongbing stared, "This is the woman's next question. She will ask you where you are wrong, so you must think carefully, sum it up and admit your mistakes, so as not to be the general. If you can't think of it, just say'Wrong I'm making my baby angry', believe me, this trick has been tried again and again."
Li Zheng felt that this style of acting seemed familiar.
No wonder Chen Hongbing has a paternity in it at first glance...
"Wait, Director...I can't get around..." Li Zheng squinted his eyes and raised his hand. After thinking for a while with his logical thinking, he finally found a blind spot. "A woman can be angry for many reasons, perhaps because she has not eaten enough. Maybe it’s because of the food, maybe the idol got married, or maybe the idol has cheated... As for Lin Yujing, the reason for her anger should be that the TV director cuts the screen slowly. Is it my fault?"
"Oh, you care about her, just admit your mistakes."
"But this... the subsequent process will be very unfavorable..."
"Then you have to come first. Just believe me, come here." Chen Hongbing nodded heavily, then raised his eyebrows and rubbed his hands again, "Look, I give such important guidance, can you help me too? A small favor."
"Please speak……"
"That's right, in terms of literary talent..." Chen Hongbing clicked on the recommendation letter in Li Zheng's hand, "Can you bother to write down what you said to Jingjing, and change it for me? ."
"!!!" Li Zheng's face was red, "have you heard?"
"Passing by, just passing by." Chen Hongbing chuckled, "Although I personally think it's too vain, but if you can't hold on to the lesbians, I just want to eat this set. Let's exchange our superior technologies with each other for a win-win situation."
"Ah, um..." Li Zheng rubbed his chin, "I do have two alternatives. Who knows that she can't stand the last one."
"Okay, this is good!" Chen Hongbing was overjoyed, "It's worthy of being an aerospace company. I have considered too well, hurry up..."
"Just on the phone, I'll send it directly." Li Zheng picked up the phone and sent the manuscript, but still persuaded him, "But I personally think it's better for you to be yourself, otherwise, these languages ​​would be a trick. ."
"That's what I said..." Chen Hongbing said helplessly, "but your trick is easy to use..."
"It may only be useful to me, because I really think so." Li Zheng put away the phone and said, "These words may only be valuable if I say them, and they are all rhetoric in other people's mouths."
"So I have to change..." Chen Hongbing patted Li Zheng and said, "Okay, go and coax it. It's at the desk by the window."
"You must also consider it." Li Zheng took two steps, not forgetting to turn around, "The adaptation must be sincere, and the joke must be appropriate."
Chen Hongbing did not speak, but looked down at the phone, silent.
...
At the workstation by the window sill, Lin Yujing was lying on the table looking at the sky, and her mood was also in an unpredictable state.
Li Zheng walked with his hand in his hand, not daring to say that he was not angry, at least not half humble.
Both Li Yi and Chen Hongbing have used their decades of life to prove that if they follow their path, they will only become inferior.
And Li Zheng wants to become the king of the family.
But it is obvious.
King, there is only one.
And now Li Zheng is not so much a king.
It's better to say death.
Back in the past, Zhengjing and Jingjing have been in constant disputes in order to build a master-slave relationship on each other's faces.
Today, Zheng Guo can't stand it anymore, and actively seeks peace.
This is equivalent to breaking your arms and giving someone a handle.
Furthermore, Lin Yujing entered a state of sulking, and seemed to be coaxing.
To coax, especially to coax according to Chen Hongbing's method, is equivalent to claiming tribute and requesting to become a vassal.
Absolutely absurd.
Friendly, not compromise.
Being fit is not a surrender.
When Li Zheng pulled the chair and sat beside Lin Yujing.
From the limited reflection on the window glass, it was clear that the corners of Lin Yujing's mouth raised slightly, revealing a wicked smile.
really!
Quiet state doctrine will kill my heart!
The war is not over.
Boom!
Lin Yujing stomped suddenly: "Angry, you bully."
what.
The fox's tail is now exposed.
"No, you are not angry." Li Zheng said solemnly.
"pissed off."
"not angry."
"!!!" Lin Yujing grabbed her head and stood up, staring at Li Zheng with a grimace, "I was not angry just now, but now I am angry."
Seeing this sincere and hideous, Li Zheng was a little flustered: "Wait... we have to speak logic, we can't change our face on the spot."
"Then what do you want to do?" Lin Yujing raised her legs, squinted, and looked at Li Zheng expectantly, "Everyone has seen you bullied me, this can be compensated."
"Oh, what about no compensation?"
"How?" Lin Yujing gestured vigorously, "If I don't compensate me...I'll...I won't let you hold your hand."
"Then don't pull it."
"!!!"
"Look clearly." Li Zheng pointed to his face, "touching a confident conscience and telling me that you are not attracted by my face at all."
"?!?!" Lin Yujing immediately covered her heart, "I am not at all in your face...face...face...um..."
She gave up.
Hold your head and give up.
This time, Li Zheng lifted Erlang's legs and looked back with squinting eyes.
"The effect of force is mutual."
"How much I want to hold your hand."
"You just want to hold my hand."
"I harder."
"You are so sour."
Lin Yujing waved her hand quickly: "No, this one really doesn't."
"Don't care about these details." Li Zheng hummed and said, "I used the topic to force me to behave like a dog. This is Zhang Xiaoke's only dog ​​behavior. Don't lower yourself to that level."
As Li Zheng said, suddenly leaned forward and lifted Lin Yujing's chin.
"After all, you are the one I like."
"..." Lin Yujing's brain suddenly short-circuited again.
Entered into a dumb and drooling state.
Aba aba aba.
have to say.
Although Lin Yujing tried to take the dog's behavior.
But Li Zheng is not a gentleman.
This sudden act of being handsome and forced to send Su is taking advantage of women's natural weaknesses, and is by no means an upright game.
However, Li Zheng's ridiculousness lies in the fact that he just expresses his views normally, completely unaware of how despicable his behavior is.
After all, the person who bears this handsome face is Lin Yujing, not himself.
After confirming that Lin Yujing did not resist, Li Zheng said softly: "Therefore, I hope that we will not have this boring cycle of'angry → coax' between us, and continue this relationship with restraint and grace."
Ababa...
"If you don't speak, you agree."
Ababa...
"The saliva has flowed into my hands."
"Hmm!" Lin Yujing woke up suddenly, covering her mouth at the speed of light and turning around, "Could it not always happen like this..."
"Isn't this something that often happens between boy and girl friends." Li Zheng retracted his hand and was reluctant to wipe it, just hanging on and saying, "Since it is forbidden to use the'angry → coax' move, there is no problem between us now. Right?"
"What moves? What's okay?"
"Hey hey hey, it's too boring to say nothing."
"But I didn't listen at all."
"Mao, you heard everything." Li Zheng raised his hand high, "These saliva is the best testimony."
"..." Lin Yujing scratched her head again, "It's okay... let's do this for now..."
"Then can I hold my hand now?" Li Zheng carefully held out his right palm and stretched out his left hand symbolically. "I've been here for so long. I haven't been to the launch tower yet. This is my third date?"
"the fourth time."
"Don't challenge my memory." Li Zheng smiled and got close, "The first time was to see the wandering planet, the second time was the summer vacation to Wenhai, and the following is the third time."
"..." Lin Yujing's mood finally eased a little, "It just so happens that I want to go to the tower to see..."
"Then go quickly, wait until it gets dark." Li Zheng got up and stretched out his salivaless hand.
Lin Yujing squinted for a moment and sneered: "You can handle it, but since you banned one of my moves, I will ban you too."
"Heh." Li Zheng took his seat again, "I know you won't forget it, just talk."
Lin Yujing immediately raised her hand: "Don't bully me while you are in physical contact and talking nasty things."
"What exactly is bullying?"
"Just... take the opportunity to allow me to promise things that are usually impossible."
"Like just now?"
"Ok."
"Okay, let's ban each other." Li Zheng said he wanted to get up again.
"It's not over yet." Lin Yujing shook her head, "It is conceivable that there will only be more and more bans like this in the future. Can you imagine the final result?"
"Um..." Li Zheng thought about it seriously.
If the unreasonable and unfair skills between men and women are banned...
It seems...somewhat bad...
"Imagine a simple scene." Lin Yujing gestured beside him, "For example, I want to eat grilled fish and you want to eat fried chicken when I go out for dinner on a date at night. What will happen next?"
"Let's try..." Li Zheng coughed and said, "Barbecue contains a lot of polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons. This is the most risky carcinogenic compound. It can be said to be a very unhealthy option."
"Um! Fallacy." Lin Yujing didn't want to say, "Northeast China is the region where barbecue is the most frequent in China. The average life expectancy of the three northeastern provinces is higher than the national average. Barbecuing will not cause harm to human health. The impact as said. On the contrary, fried foods are more likely to cause a series of chronic diseases due to their high calories."

It’s okay once, as long as the frequency is maintained, fat is a good supplement to the calories needed by the body.
Li Zheng retorted,
Why don’t you put aside the health perspective first. From the perspective of life experience, grilled fish is a heavy-tasting diet. It will lead to higher and higher thresholds of taste excitement. The pursuit of spicy food in the diet will eventually lead to the collapse of appetite. Relatively speaking, fried chicken is more restrained. It is necessary for us to control our diet and taste within a healthy range. Only in this way can we enjoy long-term happiness."
"I agree with you, so we can choose the relatively refreshing grilled fish with tempeh."
"This is a good trick, but the tempeh is not refreshing. I would rather eat chicken McNuggets without sauce."
"Then we might as well take another perspective-our dietary choices will ultimately affect the catering and raw material markets. From an environmental perspective, fish farming..."
"Don't say it, don't say it!" Li Zheng raised his hand with a bitter expression, "I was wrong, and I won't make a forbidden move again... You should just stomp your feet and get angry, walk around and we will eat grilled fish... "
"I also have the responsibility..." Lin Yujing also lowered her head bitterly, "Think about it carefully, the forbidden move is only the appearance, and the reason for the development of the matter...It should be who is on top of this matter..."
"Yeah..." Li Zheng sighed, "As long as the war continues... this kind of thing can't stop..."
"That's better than..." Lin Yujing tentatively probed, "Take turns?"
"Oh?" Li Zheng stared.
Take turns to be the superior!
You cool one day, I cool one day!
Wonderful!
"I mentioned it, I will experience it first." Lin Yujing chuckled, and opened her mouth and yelled, "Quickly, coax people!"
"No, it's against fairness." Li Zheng thought for a while and said, "Let's follow the tradition and decide by academic ability. Wait a minute, I'll ask Zhou Chenglong for a written test."
"No!!!" Lin Yujing panicked, and grabbed Li Zheng's arm. "You can't find a field where a person has obvious advantages. Don't take a test for ability."
"Then what do you say..."
"Hmm..." Lin Yujing pursed her face and thought for a while, suddenly burst of inspiration, raised her hand and said, "Look for an independent third party to write a question and come up with a field that we all agree with."
"Agree." Li Zheng smiled and agreed immediately.
Lin Yujing.
You are dead.
I learned the magic way across the six realms, unifying the eight wilderness.
Today you can't compete with me in space, and tomorrow you will have no chance by sea.
Sorry.
The moment you choose academic ability, you also choose death.
You, the inferior, the dear of the family, the Li Lins, the Lin Xiandi, the little wife, and Lin Yujing, have already lost.
I, the superior, the head of the family, the light of Li Men, the bully, the husband, and Li Zheng, will not give you any more opportunities.
Thinking of the future Lin Yujing bends to her knees and warms her bed.
It's really cute!
Especially the appearance of kneeling on the bed is pleasing to the eye, anyway, it is much more cute than sleeping.