Vol 2 Chapter 1007: conquer

   "I should let you know, naturally I will let you know." After leaving a sentence, Lao Jun glanced at Li Xiaobai for the last time, and walked away from the battlefield.
  "Mother." Guanyin Bodhisattva turned to Lishan's mother again.
   "Bodhisattva, I will listen to the arrangement of the old man." The old gentleman is not willing to say more, and the mother Lishan will naturally not talk too much.
  I don’t know if the fourth wall is true or not, but Li Xiaobai suddenly turned from being gentle to being strong, and they had to consider the reasons.
after all.
  Li Xiaobai didn’t tell Buddhism about the fourth wall. Maybe he had his intentions. He rashly leaked it and fell in love with Li Xiaobai. The gain was not worth the loss.
  Although Li Jingxing attacked Li Xiaobai with troops, but they did not show up, there is still room for relaxation...
  Lao Jun and Li Shan’s mother left one after another, and only Guanyin Bodhisattva remained in the sky. She looked at Li Xiaobai who was carrying a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers under her, and her heart was full of unwillingness, but after all she did not dare to throw the jade bottle down.
  She intended to provoke the relationship between Heavenly Court and Li Xiaobai. Otherwise, she would have slapped Li Xiaobai a long time ago, so it is not once or twice that she and Li Xiaobai face each other.
  After this battle, Heavenly Court's face was greatly damaged. With the attributes of the Jade Emperor, it is estimated that he would not be able to tolerate the existence of evildoers like Li Xiaobai, and he would definitely find a way to get rid of him.
  But Laojun Taishang and Lao Lishan’s attitude towards Li Xiaobai is ambiguous, and they don’t know what’s hidden in the middle...
   Numerous and complicated thoughts rushed back and forth in the Bodhisattva's mind, and she was a little confused about the current situation.
   Terrible secret confusion.
   Guanyin Bodhisattva contemplated for a moment, and secretly thought that the point of breaking the game should still be on the Lingshan Shadow Buddha, and I don’t know whether Maitreya Buddha can successfully take him down.
  To tell the truth, I saw that Li Xiaobai was talking and laughing and surrendering one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers. The Bodhisattva was not so sure about Maitreya Buddha.
  So far, the shadow Buddha has not shown real magical powers, even if his magical powers are half as difficult as Li Xiaobai, Maitreya Buddha is afraid that he can’t take him...
  ...
"Does it mean that unfinished dreams are the most painful, and the consequences of getting lost, I can bear, this last exit is only after love, can you give me time for a song, tightly change the hug? Forever, in my arms you don’t have to be afraid of insomnia..."
  Nezha wears a cap and sings coolly.
In   mv, Li Jing’s role is his girlfriend, but the interaction between the two is not as explicit as in "Courage".
  But occasionally there are shots of him, which are still embarrassing to death. For example, wearing seductive pajamas, lying on the soft bed and blowing out the romantic white candles on the head of the bed...
   "Lingshan Buddha, what's your ultimate goal?" Luo Hu Xingjun asked, he became a fierce Rottweiler, and he was very angry when he spoke.
  "Sermon." Li Mu said.
   "What way?" Yue Yaoxing asked.
"The way of marriage." Li Mu pointed to the Li Jing father and son who were performing in the sky, with longing expressions on their faces, "Xingjun, all my magical powers are understood from marriage and love, separation and combination, and sadistic love. Deep, looking together, flying with each other, young Muai, young girl Huaichun...
  So full of beautiful magical powers, it is a pity that only one of the three realms has mastered it. In order for more people to understand this magical power, learn to love others and love themselves, so that the beauty of the world will be intertwined. No more deceit, hypocrisy, intrigue, and intrigue, all disappear from the world, and no more I want to hold a blind date meeting, there will be a nasty thing that will invite a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers to crusade. "
  Nmb!
  Easily turn people into dogs, let people sing, and perform all kinds of embarrassing songs...
  You call these disgusting people's supernatural powers beautiful?
  Do you have any misunderstandings about beauty?
  Jiu Yao Xingjun Qi Qi Qi, but I have to say that learning Li Xiaobai’s supernatural powers is really tempting!
  "How can a dog get a true love kiss?" Mr. Ji Duxing asked everyone concerned. "As sincerely, gold and stone are open." Li Mu smiled, "From a dog to a human is the first step to comprehend my magical powers. How can it be so easy?"
   "If I can't get the kiss of true love, shall I always exist as a dog?" Sun Yaoxing asked.
   "Yes." Li Mu nodded.
  Hundreds of thousands of tengu screamed together, and the stars were silent.
"Promote the blind date meeting with me. It should be faster. At least the process of finding true love will not be hindered." Li Mu laughed at Jiuyao Xingjun, "Xingjun, don't worry about it, even if you find it for a while. Without true love, staying with me can at least bring in more companions, can't you? Heavenly Court has three hundred and sixty-five stars, and only Jiu Yao has become a dog. It's pretty lonely, isn't it?"
  ...
   Hiss!
  Sun Wukong took a deep breath, step by step, do you want to be the master of the Three Realms?
  At the beginning.
  He wants to have the magical powers and techniques of a younger brother, and why at the end he only mixes up with a imaginary Qitian Great Sage, and has been pressed under the Five Elements Mountain for five hundred years, and he has to be placed in the position of the four imperial powers.
  The Avenue of Love! ?
  Patriarch let him realize that not only magical powers, but also the way to behave and do things!
  "South Wuling Mountain Buddha." Monk Tang habitually said the Buddha's name, looking up at Li Xiaobai in the sky, not knowing what he was thinking.
  Luren sighed, where did Nima go?
  Is this still a way to learn from the scriptures? You are going to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace to become the Jade Emperor, right? Have you forgotten my wish?
  "The catastrophe is coming." Zhenyuan Daxian stood up, looking up at Li Xiaobai and the one hundred thousand tengu in the sky. He was puzzled. He had no fight with the world. How the catastrophe started from the view of Wuzhuang!
  ...
   "If I wait to follow you and the Jade Emperor blames it afterwards, what should I do?" Sun Yaoxing asked.
"The law does not blame the public." Li Mu smiled and said four words, then he paused, "I want to come to the Jade Emperor but I don't want to be the King of Ten Thousand Dogs. If not, why would Taibai Jinxing never return? Besides, if I am the Three Purposes and the Four Imperial Guards, why not worry about waiting for you to be comprehensive..."
  Sanqing and Siyu?
  What preach the world, this is your purpose!
  Jiu Yao Xingjun all shocked, and they exchanged eyes with each other.
  A moment.
  Sun Yao Xingjun sighed, but he arched two dog paws when he wanted to hold his fist. It seemed like he was cute, but he didn't realize it: "I still hope that the Lingshan Buddha will protect me."
   "That is inevitable." Li Xiaobai said, "I can swear here that I will die before no more monarchs."
   "Thank you Lingshan Buddha." Jiu Yao Xingjun said in unison.
   "Stars, soldiers, please stand behind me and watch Li Tian Wang return to his place." Li Mu clasped his fist and made a ringing gesture, and said loudly.
  Order prohibition.
  One hundred thousand tengou changed their formation, and within a short while, they isolated Li Jing and his son.
of course.
  Giant spirit gods, Harpoon Generals and other family generals who have followed Li Jing for many years, standing still tangled behind Li Jing and his son, like wild dogs abandoned by the family, lonely and helpless.
  But at the moment when the team was decided, the restless heart of one hundred thousand tengu suddenly calmed down, and when Li Jing sang and danced, the mentality was completely different, and it was possible to enjoy quietly.
  ...
  The song is over.
  Nezha and his son retired from the mv.
  Head on.
  One hundred thousand pairs of dog eyes looked at them directly.
  The father and son were dumbfounded at the same time.
  The first song, social death;
  The second song, the military order is invalid;
  The third song, all the soldiers ran across.
  The situation changes so fast that Li Jing's heads can't turn around at all. Didn't they just spend the time of three songs?
  "If you wait for the lure of the king of food, you must be a matter of loyalty..." Li Jing's hand holding Lingqi was trembling.
   "Li Jing, you have become the laughingstock of the heavens, what kind of face is still alive in the world?" Li Mu interrupted him without hesitation, and shouted.
  "..." Li Jing shook, his eyes turned red in an instant, and he held up the Linglong pagoda with one hand, "Thief, I am at odds with you, even if Li Jing is dead, I will eat a piece of your meat..."
   "Sacrifice magic weapons, just sing and dance." Li Mu threatened with a smile, "Li Jing, I said before that no one can use swordsmen on me."
  Li Jing froze.
"You are no exception." Li Mu turned to Nezha again, "San Prince, there are hundreds of millions of songs in my music library, enough for you to sing here until you are old, and become a living face of my blind date meeting. By then, the Three Realms Gods, Buddhas and demons, you will see a different third prince..."
   "You evildoer, you dare?" Nezha was extremely angry, and the hand holding the flaming spear couldn't stop shaking, his silver teeth clenched, but he didn't dare to take a step forward.
"I have turned a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers into a dog, so there is nothing I dare not dare to." Li Mu chuckled lightly. "In the beginning, you were picking dragon skins, cramping dragons, cutting flesh to mother, and deboning to father. It seemed arrogant, but Compared with me, it’s really a small inferior to a great witch, and it’s still far away! By the way, your second brother Muzha has also been turned into a dog by me, and the Bodhisattva can’t do anything to me..."
"You..." Li Jing heard the bad news again, anxiously attacked his heart, and a mouthful of blood came out of his mouth. He stared at Li Mu, his heart was ashamed. The Li family has been operating for thousands of years and is deeply rooted in the heavenly Buddhism. Who would have thought that it would be a short time Within days, because one person fell apart.
  So miserable!
  The common aspirations of Jiuyao Xingjun, compared with Li Jing and his son, they have simply become dogs, and they seem to be quite comfortable.
  Speaking of merciful things, when doing evil, this Li Xiaobai is really not a thing!
Monkey King stared at Li Xiaobai in the sky, with mixed feelings in his heart, as if he really knew him at this moment. With such a little brother, he really can't find the meaning of existence. No wonder the brother has always emphasized not to use him. His proud skill is like a joke in front of Junior Brother!
   "How are you doing?" Li Jing asked in a deep voice.
   "I think Jiu Yao Xingjun is like this, how about me?" Li Mu invited with a smile, "I am responsible for eliminating the scandal between the three realms for you, and returning your innocence."
"Hugh talk nonsense." Nezha slapped his spear, "Monster, dare you not use your disgusting magical powers to fight with me with a real sword and a gun. If you win me, I will bow down to the wind." Leave it to you..."
  Li Mu blinked.
  Music sounds.
   "Finally you found a way to tell the winner and loser. The price of winning or losing is each other's bones. You who look healthy have countless wounds in your heart. The tenacious I am the captive of this battle. You are conquered by you and cut off all retreat..."
  Nezha changed his costume again and sang a song.
The background of   mv is Li Jing and the giant spirit god.
  Li Jing is a man. This time the giant spirit is playing the heroine in a skirt, but the giant spirit has become a Jingba. The hug and caress of the two become a little weird...
  Guoo!
  Between the heavens and the earth, the sounds of swallowing saliva came and went one after another, like rushing drums.
  Everyone was stunned, even if Li Jing could stand it before, but after this song, he was really over. Suicide on the spot will not eliminate the shame brought to him on this day.
  Since the beginning of the world.
  His glorious record and magnificent military exploits have been shattered by the impact of these songs.
  In the future, people will mention him, it will no longer be the heroic King Li Tianwang, but will only remember that he performed presumptuously in these songs...
  What a terrible Li Xiaobai!
  What a terrible magical power!
  It turned out to be a blessing to become a dog.
of course.
  Some people also heard the meaning of the song.
  You who are healthy in appearance have numerous scars in your heart, and the tenacious I am a prisoner of this battle, so I was conquered by you and cut off all retreat...
  Nezha's singing, is it not their current situation?
  Li Xiaobai chose this song to wake them up!
Do not.
  "Courage", "Punishment of Impulse", "Give Me Time for a Song", and now "Conquer", Li Xiaobai is destroying Li Jing and his son step by step!
  Good evil mind!
  Father and son Li Jing, what a disaster for the Jade Emperor!
  ...
  "South Wuling Mountain Buddha."
  Tang Monk was compassionate to the sky, and said a Buddha name, even if Li Xiaobai had personally admitted that he was not a Lingshan Buddha, but in Tang Seng’s heart, he would not change this title. Anyway, Li Xiaobai is the Lingshan Buddha!
   Zhenyuan Daxian was sweating like rain. He looked up at the ginseng fruit and thought to himself that the blind date meeting was held in Wuzhuangguan, which was actually quite good!
  ...
"...I was conquered by you and drank the poison you hid. My plot has ended, my love and hatred have fallen into the soil, and finally I understand that what the two want is an end. All the defenses made the other person think it was an attempt. I set a fire to burn the gift you gave me, but I can't quench the scorching anger in my chest..."
  Behind the background.
  Li Jing and the giant spirit perform mv crazy.
  Hug.
  Kiss...
  ...
  Suck, suck!
  The sound of swallowing saliva everywhere...
  The crazy picture, after all, makes the dog group unable to keep calm, no matter whether they can turn back into the dog body, they are unwilling to hit the last time with such supernatural powers.
  Sun Wukong couldn’t stand it anymore, so he flew into the sky and stood beside Li Mu, persuading: "Xiaobai, it’s okay, let them go! How did Li Jing say he is also the God of War of the Three Realms..."
"When this song is over, I will persuade him again." Li Mu said calmly, "Brother Monkey, I know your thoughts, but what we are going to face is the two largest forces in the Three Realms. It will be overwhelmed and cannot afford to lose.
  Think of the Vajra that fell from the sky, think of you being pierced by a pipa bone, struck by thunder from the sky, think of the monkey grandson who died in Huaguoshan. Think about the five hundred years you have been under the Five Elements Mountain. Swallowing iron pills hungry, drinking copper juice thirst, that is the punishment of hell!
  In just a few days, have you forgotten it? Think of the three golden hoops that the Buddha prepared for learning, and think of Lingji Bodhisattva who indulged the yellow wind and blamed the world for decades. Brother Monkey, has there ever been a benevolent person in the Three Realms? By comparison, my methods are much gentler. Father and son Li Jing are the sharpest knives in the hands of the Jade Emperor, and this knife must be interrupted. "