Vol 2 Chapter 1023: Strong Point Mandarin Duck Spectrum
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Dream Master of Realms
- Cotton Guard
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- 2021-06-12 12:45:38
"I am a scorpion living in Lingshan. I listened to the Buddha's teachings at Leiyin Temple. I transformed into an adult and looked beautiful like a flower. I practiced for many years. Under the sting, the gods cannot escape. The most brilliant record is stinging the of the Buddha. Although I am a fairy, I like to read the scriptures and see the Buddha. I have a leisurely and relaxed nature. This time I came to the blind date meeting, I wanted to find one. The couple has achieved a hundred years of harmony. I hope to have one heart, and the white head will not be separated..."
Mv is over.
The love of a daughter reflects the past and present lives of Queen Xiliang and Tang Seng. The eyes of the two looking at each other have been much smoother, and the strangeness quietly disappeared. They walked back to the side arm in arm and walked into the long-established marriage next to the stage. Hall, have a deeper understanding, and watch the progress below by the way.
Next, the scorpion spirit appeared, and she saw her beautiful gold and jade, and the gentle fragrance of nephrite. Compared with the Queen of Xiliang, she had a unique style.
In the introduction of vr, she seemed to be a friendship and beauty, a strange fairy.
After taking the stage, she glanced at Tang Seng sadly, then turned her gaze to the players behind, without Tang Seng Yuanyang's temptation.
The only thing that can attract her is the rewards after the pairing is successful. Therefore, her eyes lightened a lot, and she even began to weigh the pros and cons in her mind.
"The beauty is as beautiful as a flower, and the muscles are like fat. Although the second guest is a fairy, he can escape under the hands of the Buddha. The martial arts and wisdom are all good, not the thing in the pool. Everyone, who would like to choose her?" Li Mu observed The expressions of the crowd asked.
Everyone hesitated.
Suddenly.
Zhu Bajie raised his hand, he glanced at the scorpion sperm, then cast his gaze on a group of Yingying Yanyan not far away, swallowed hard, and said: "Tianzun, I have something to say."
"Marshal wants to choose scorpion sperm?" Li Mu asked.
"No, I want to quit." Zhu Bajie said.
"Why?" Zhu Bajie's answer was beyond Li Mu's expectation.
"Tian Zun, the old pig is married in Gao Laozhuang, Cui Lan is my original wife, although we had some misunderstandings before, but these days, the old pig has been trying to save this relationship. Tian Zun, the old pig is already I disappointed Cuilan once, and I don’t want her to be disappointed a second time." Zhu Bajie glanced in the direction of Gao Cuilan, and resolutely said, "I will cherish it when I lose it. Cuilan does not have the grace and luxury of the queen. Without the agility and liveliness of the scorpion essence, in the heart of the old pig, Cuilan is the most beautiful woman in the world. I want to leave all my heart to Cuilan. Tianzun, please allow me to quit."
Idiot!
Are you moving yourself?
What does it mean to be luxurious without a queen, and lively without scorpion sperm?
Which woman wants to hear such compliments?
I thought you would please women the most!
Even if you want to please the deity, you can’t say such a thing?
Li Mu looked at Zhu Bajie helplessly, mourning his misfortune, and angering him.
But at this time, he naturally can't dismantle Zhu Ba Jie's platform. On this stage, he is the wingman of the entire learning team.
"After a thousand sails, it is true that it is plain and plain. Marshal Tianpeng, you understand, remember the promise at this moment, step down and find Cuilan! I will give you both the deepest blessing." Li Mu admired it. Holding Zhu Bajie, she took the lead and applauded.
A burst of applause.
Zhu Bajie flew off the stage and landed beside Gao Cuilan, laughing, but Gao Cuilan gave him a hard look.
Pig Bajie is unknown.
Li Mu's voice continued to sound: "The lover finally becomes a family member, Marshal, you have chosen Gao Cuilan, and a love song is also included, bless you!"
The voice fell off.
Music sounds again.
Gao Cuilan's gaze turned gentle, looking at Zhu Bajie, a light voice sounded: "I was sitting on the carpet with my back leaning on, listening to music and chatting about wishes. You want me to be more and more gentle, I hope you put me in my heart..."
This is the most suitable song for love, if the actor is not Zhu Bajie.
This mv will be no less than the Queen and Tang Seng's "Daughter Love".
may become a classic of Journey to the West forever.
I have to say that when the mood is right, mv visualization is really suitable for dating.
on the stage.
The queen's eyes were like water, watching Elder Tang's eyes softer and softer, Tang Monk recalled the mv just now and peeked at the Queen of Xiliang. At this moment, she truly experienced the beauty of love.
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"Li Xiaobai's magical powers are really born of love." The Jade Emperor felt emotionally, when mv was not used in battle, everything seemed to be so harmonious and natural.
At this moment, the Jade Emperor's only doubts about the fourth wall were gone. He looked at Yang Jian beside him, "Erlang, do you have a favorite?"
Yang Jian was stunned.
Jade Emperor smiled slightly:
If you don’t have one, you can also go to the blind date meeting to experience it. Maybe you can find an opportunity to go to the outside world and enjoy the broader scenery.
"Your Majesty, the minister has no intention..." Yang Jian had already arrived at Wuzhuang Temple some time ago, but the more he understood Li Xiaobai's magical powers, the more confused he was about the outside world. In addition to his mother's experience, he subconsciously wanted to escape. The previous ambitions disappeared after learning about Li Xiaobai's record.
"Erlang, let alone intentional or unintentional, even the monkeys have taken that step and stood on the stage, and you stand still, not to mention breaking the fourth wall, even if they realize Li Xiaobai’s supernatural powers, how should you deal with it? Are you willing to be at the mercy of others?" The Jade Emperor looked down at Li Xiaobai below, and said earnestly, "Why do you agree with Wu Tianzun's title? It's really his supernatural power that even I can't do anything about it!"
"..." Yang Jian was stunned.
"Erlang, the times have changed, so I still need to find someone." Yudi said, "Even if you don't go on the blind date stage, you can do it privately."
"Chen...Ci..." Looking at the pig Bajie in the mv below, and the various dogs on the stage, Yang Jian's complexion changed a lot, and finally he gritted his teeth, "Chen Zunzhi."
"Master, I am not afraid of Li Xiaobai." Beside him, the snarling dog shrugged his nose and looked at the many dogs on the stage obsessively, and said, "Wu Tianzun's supernatural power is to be a dog. I am already a dog. He is naturally restrained from one of his magical powers. If he dares to provoke you, just let me go and bite him."
Yang Jian lowered his head to look at his dog, and said, "Hugh's nonsense."
The snarling dog smashed his mouth: "Unfortunately, all the fairy monarchs who were turned into dogs by Li Xiaobai are males. If not, I will be on the stage. What is the matter with female fairies? It is only natural for a dog to match a dog."
"…"Yang Jian.
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"The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you. Romance is not an extravagant thing. There is no need to travel through mountains and rivers, no need to dig into the heart, as long as you use your heart, you can feel the romantic interest at any time."
The Queen of Xiliang chose Tang Seng, Zhu Bajie voluntarily withdrew from Gao Cuilan's election. After a while, the situation was very good. Li Mu hit the iron while it was hot, "Monkey, Wu Jing, Lu Ren, Ao Lie. Both Tang Seng and Wu Neng are looking for it. After getting your own golden and jade bond, do you have to wait? Feelings can be cultivated slowly, and if you wait, there will be fewer and fewer high-quality resources."
"I choose scorpion sperm."
The two voices sounded in unison.
Looking at Li Mu, it was Monkey King and Lu Ren.
Xie Zijing was stunned. She was robbed of Tang Seng by the queen first, and then Zhu Bajie chose a mortal in front of her. She felt that she was completely ignored and was sulking. Unexpectedly, there were two candidates to choose her. Make her smile.
"Brother Monkey, you choose first." Lu Ren ran into the demon with Monkey King. Lu Ren quickly gave in. It was not easy for Brother Monkey to find his counterpart. He could never break the marriage of the Great Sage.
"Old road, let you be just a fairy, my old grandson won't compete with juniors." Sun Wukong finally mustered up his courage, but he collided with his master's illegitimate son. He couldn't stop him because of his feelings and reason. The opportunity for the little junior to enlighten the Tao.
"..." The corner of Xie Zijing's mouth twitched violently, and his heart was ruthless, and he pointed to Xiao Bailong, "Tianzun, if you are in love with each other, it is true love. I don't want either, I choose Ao Lie."
Xiao Bailong was stunned, looked at Monkey King, and at Lu Ren, never expected that he would get an arrow for no reason.
Scorpion Jing looked at the past proudly: "Third Prince, can you dare to talk to me about a vigorous love, let us understand the road of love together, step through the fourth wall, and go to the outside world at ease?"
"I..." Xiao Bailong looked at the two Monkeys.
"Don't let me look down on you!" Scorpion Jing took a step forward and said, "I'll just ask if you dare?"
"Ao Lie, don’t be underestimated by women. It’s not easy for your character to find a suitable one. Whether you succeed or not, you have to take the first step." Finally, someone fell in love with Ao Lie, and Li Mu certainly won’t miss it. Opportunity, Sun Wukong and Lu Ren who had just spoken aside were immediately thrown aside. They were able to open the mouth for the first time, and they could open the second time. There were so many good women in the back that they kicked out the intractable ones first.
This is the first time these guys have met. There is no love at first sight. They make a couple.
"Junior Brother, the old road spoke first." Monkey King fought for Lu Ren.
"Emotions can only be grabbed, and those who have not yielded. Push and give. At first glance, you are not sincere. You are reluctant to be with her, and you can't get to the end. The road is hard to come." Li Mu shook his head, "What we finally seek is through true love. Come to comprehend the great road, you have no chance. The male and female must have an initiative. Therefore, Ao Lie and Scorpion Jing have a much greater chance than you. Monkey brother, don't mix up anymore. Remember, don't do it next time. Let it go, you have to grab it."
Monkey Wukong was silently shut up.
"Ao Lie, think about your tribe, think about the grievances you have suffered, have you never thought of getting ahead and living a life of nothing?" Li Mu said coldly, "The self-helpers are helped by God, and the opportunity is already here. I'm in front of you, don't make mistakes."
Ao Lie took a deep look at the Scorpion Jing, gritted his teeth, and walked out.
Music sounds.
"I came from spring, and you said in the autumn that you wanted to be separated, and you said you were sad for you, but how can you be in a good mood? Why is it always like this? I hide you in my heart, wanting to ask you if you want to, and accompany me to the world. …" Xie Zijing picked up the guitar and started to play and sing in front of Xiao Bailong.
Mv did not envelop the little white dragon.
But at the moment when the singing sounded, Xiao Bailong was stunned. He stared at the scorpion spirit playing the guitar: "I am crazy about love! It turns out that I have never loved Princess Halloween."
It's been a long while.
Xiao Bailong suddenly turned to Li Mu, his eyes lit up: "Tianzun, this is her."
"Come on." Li Mu smiled slightly, clenched his fists, and made a cheering gesture.
...
When Xiao Bailong and Xie Zijing successfully held hands, as if they had opened Pandora's box, the atmosphere on the scene suddenly became warm.
After realizing that the appearance of a single female guest is not very good.
Li Mu changed his strategy.
Push the remaining female guests onto the stage at once.
"I am Mrs. Diyong who is trapped in the bottomless pit of the empty mountain, and I am good at using double-stranded swords. Li Jing, the King of Tota, is my foster father, and the of the Three Altars of the Sea is my righteous brother..."
"I am the fairy who sits down by the Queen Mother of Yaochi. I listen to the Queen Mother's lectures on weekdays. I don't have any special skills. I have met with the Great Sage in Pantaoyuan. From that moment on, the heroic appearance of the Great Sage often appears in my heart. , But because of Tian Tiao, I dare not show it. Today, Wu Tianzun’s blind date meeting gave me an opportunity to show my heart bravely..."
"I am a jade rabbit from Guanghan Palace. I have a weak personality, but I am unwilling to be ordinary. I hope to walk my own way. Thank you Wu Tianzun for giving me this opportunity..."
"I used to be a boneless female corpse on Baihuling, gathering spiritual energy from the heavens and the earth, purified by the sun and moon, and transformed into a human form..."
"I am the apricot tree spirit of Thorny Ridge. I have never harmed anyone in my life. I like to chant poems and paint on weekdays, and I am happy between the world and the earth,..."
...
When all the female guests have introduced themselves.
On the stage, there was a hustle and bustle.
Li Mu stood in the middle of the stage: "The scorpion spirit is right. Taking turns on stage will inevitably make people miss the true fate. We simply let go and walk around separately, choosing the right one. Come to my side to register and make a book to receive your prizes and blessings, but the shame is at the forefront. If you just love the prizes and make a random pair, don’t blame me for being ruthless."
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A blind date in reality cannot be built in secret, so the strategy of changing in time has an excellent effect.
On stage in order, in the end, the favorite person is selected away in advance, which will inevitably dampen their enthusiasm.
But at the same time on stage, fair competition, everyone has a chance, one by one, they flock to their pre-phased goals, and they can grab one by one.
Puntao, the elixir of elixir, and the opportunity to enlighten the Dao, made them burst out with unprecedented enthusiasm.
Those who can be invited to participate in the blind date meeting, even the fairies in the sky, are at the bottom of the society and have no chance with the flat peach elixir.
Marriage is an opportunity for them to reach the sky one step at a time.
As Wu Tianzun said, feelings can be cultivated slowly. If you miss this village, you won’t have this shop.
"Great Sage, choose me. We met in Pantaoyuan that day. You also used the fixed body law to live our sisters. Later, when you made a noise in the palace, I watched your fighting heroic figure from a distance for hundreds of years. Never forgotten."
"Rolling curtain, I think we can try to get along, I see a few skulls on your neck, and feel kind, I think, this is fate!"
"Mr. Lu, let's be together! You are a mortal, my way is not deep, and it is a plant spirit. We will not harm your body if we enter the bridal chamber..."
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The experience-learning team next to Li Xiaobai is the most popular. You can get the moon first when you get close to the water tower. If you get closer to Wu Tianzun, you can always get more opportunities.
Moreover, the most important point is that Monkey King and others are not dogs.
No matter how prominent the identities of Taibai Jinxing and others before, but when they become a dog, it is too difficult to have true love with them.
Looking at the scene that suddenly became lively on the stage, Li Mu raised his head, turned towards the Buddhist gate, smiled slightly, and snapped his fingers.
The complexion of Guanyin Bodhisattva changed slightly. Before she could react, the lights flickered. Together with her, the Bodhisattvas and Arhats of Buddhism were covered by the sound of explosive electronic music.
"Love is right and wrong too much. When I came to the occasion of ecstatic joy, I mixed his impulse with her reasons, regardless of the consequences. There are loopholes in one million reasons. Quickly talk about it and break it. It will be the most afterwards. Afterwards, love does not love me. Ignore me, it matters the result..."
How can there be no music on the stage of dating and making friends?